This is a special selection from the Think_Cafe, with Sandman, fraNk, and Abe_Lincoln, also known as
LongJohn: 3/1/99-round 2 in the morning

[Abe_Lincoln] is proud of fraNk...my fellow countryman...my son...are YOU my long lost dead son
Todd?
[fraNk] No Abe, I am not Todd, you son is buried in the sod, I am fraNk as you can see, the prodigal
son of the country.
[Abe_Lincoln] OK thank you fraNk you poetic dog, be nice or I'll turn you into a Lincolnm log...
[dakini] *ROTFL* a Lincoln Log? thats nasssstyyyy
[fraNk] Now Abe, your poem was quite mean, I felt it here within my spleen, you comments here are
all off track, be quiet now, you long dead quack *L*
[Abe_Lincoln] fraNk you boob, put your face to the tube, nice and close where I can WHACK
it...then to my wife , for more strife cuz she would love to smack it
[fraNk] Now Abe, I see from time to time, that you have truly lost your mind, that last comment was
oh so silly, your wife would like to whack my willy
[Abe_Lincoln] Willy was my older son, fraNk you tell me Willy you have one, if you have Willy by
your willy I willy go get my gun
[fraNk] Abe I've heard your nutty rants, Willy is not in my pants, my willy is not your son, you see,
willy is my long wee wee.

Now is when some doofus named Bloody_Wild shows up, and floods for a bit, at which point Sandman begins
repeating his posts.

[Bloody_Wild] *___*..
[Bloody_Wild] ???
[Bloody_Wild] !!!
[Sandman_] ???
[Sandman_] !!!
[Abe_Lincoln] Oh yes my fraNk you willy you have belongs in the latrine, but keep it up and I'll
introduce my willy giutine...
* fraNk has killed Bloody_Wild (please will you not flood like that, you nasty ole incessant rat)
[Bloody_Wild] ...
[Sandman_] ...
[Bloody_Wild] hey hey hey... don't start it FRANK... u don't know what can I do...
[Sandman_] hey hey hey... don't start it FRANK... u don't know what can I do...
[fraNk] Now Abe, I expected so much more, here, take five bucks to the bookstore, get yourself some
modern jokes, that old crap makes me want to choke *grin*
[Bloody_Wild] SANDMAN... wassup??? why do ya copy my words man...
[fraNk] Hmmm, well, if you are asking me what can you do I am saying you can do nothing, but
thanks for the inquiry, Bloody
[Sandman_] SANDMAN... wassup??? why do ya copy my words man...
[Abe_Lincoln] Bloody_wild is about a hair up a butt, when he gets and he gets in a rut...
[Bloody_Wild] hah... farnky... if u talk 2 me in this lang. again... u r gonna be sorry... real sorry...
hahahaa
[fraNk] I really do like this Abe guy, I'm laughing so hard I could cry, I hope he knows it's all in fun, If
I was serious I'd get my gun.
[Sandman_] hah... farnky... if u talk 2 me in this lang. again... u r gonna be sorry... real sorry... hahahaa
[Bloody_Wild] ABE... don't interfere...
[Sandman_] ABE... don't interfere...
[Abe_Lincoln] I have to Bloody... I am a lawyr
[dakini] Am I missing something up here?
[fraNk] Bloody Wild, you frighten me so, look at the tremble in my big toe.
[Bloody_Wild] so what... I'm a HACKER dude...
[Sandman_] so what... I'm a HACKER dude...
[fraNk] who the hell is farnky?? is that like another word for sex, like farnikation??
[FruityPebbles] *LMAO*
[Bloody_Wild] FRANK... ha ha ha... u think u'r so funny hah... never mind... u r nothin' any way... 'am
not gonna talk 2 kids like u... ha ha ha
[tchrin] I got well and truelly farnked at the w/e.
[tchrin] And you are SOOOOO mature Bloody Wild
[Abe_Lincoln] fraNk my man you are so tough, let see you Climb Mt. Rushmore, in the buff
[Sandman_] FRANK... ha ha ha... u think u'r so funny hah... never mind... u r nothin' any way... 'am
not gonna talk 2 kids like u... ha ha ha
[fraNk] Bloody, that rhyme was just plain not to grand, go stick your head into some sand.

It was only now that I realized who Abe_Lincoln was in a pm.

*Abe_Lincoln* (199.179.187) *THWAP* It's me LongJohn *LOL*
from me -> *Abe_Lincoln* *lmao* I was like, who is this guy, he is pretty witty!! you are a nut!! *L*

Back to the main:

[Sandman_] *looks at farnky* :-)
[Abe_Lincoln] *LOL@fraNk*
[Bloody_Wild] SAND... urs 2... ha ha ha
[Sandman_] urs 2... ha ha ha
[Abe_Lincoln] Bloody_Wild 's typing is a mess...I see a new color he as PMS
* fraNk gets out his Bloody decoder ring, but is unable to decifer what BW is saying?
[Bloody_Wild] kids... filthy kids... aaahhhh... this room real sucks... all kids stuff...hah...
[Sandman_] frank its dorkese for he says I'm a loser
[Abe_Lincoln] *LOL@fraNk*
[fraNk] My goodness, life has gotten sad, I now need color and need it bad!!
in a pm to me: *tanzee* (#209.240.200#) okie dokie, you are colored...
[Abe_Lincoln] *(LOL@Sandman*
[Sandman_] Bloody Wild is a pedophile looks how he's talking about kids
[Sandman_] Bloody likes them young kill that sicko
[Bloody_Wild] SAND... go fuck ur self... and all the niggaz of the US gonna fuck ur fuckin'
mathafucker ma... hahahahahaha
*tchrin actually thinks Bloody_Wild shoudl get a new life
[Abe_Lincoln] Bloody Wild has no rhyme maybe with cellmate Buba he can do some time...
[Sandman_] Bloody hang on I don't have my jibberish wannabe english dictionary right here
[Bloody_Wild] ... till bleedin'..
[tchrin] Bloody you're just being pathetic face it.
[fraNk] Wow, Bloody is truly an adult you see, what a role model for the country, must be from the
south I bet, redneck pickup, confederate.
[Abe_Lincoln] is going to bed and Mary can give me some hea...healing powder *LOL*
[Sandman_] Arligth what BW just to me transaltes as "I'm a pathetic wannabe who is ignorant and my
last date was that life like blow up doll shoot me please"
[fraNk] Me and Abe, we rhyme our chat, I think it is pretty PHAT.
[Bloody_Wild] hey hey hey... if I wanna be rude I can... but coz these morans don't really know what
there PC is goin' 2 be...if I dare 2... hahahahahhaa
[Sandman_] I transalted it and thats is that
* fraNk has banned Bloody_Wild (Thank you for that lesson in how to be a redneck, you will take
home a complimentary home version of our chat, enjoy, and don't come back)
*** Mina (#198.161.206#) puts down some books, gets a coffee, and joins the discussion.
[Bloody_Wild] hahahahahahhahahhaha
[Sandman_] transaltion BW said "I'm giving mindless threats I think I'm big cause my mom let me stay
up on a school night
[tchrin] THere was quite a decent chat about religion n stuff going on till BW turned up.
[Abe_Lincoln] Goodnight fraNk you yankee stud, you make Bloody look like Elmer Fudd
* Mina looks around...the talent that flows through this room I tell ya...
[Bloody_Wild] ... hey.. I didn't start it tchrin... FRANK did... so don't u try 2 piss in ...
[Sandman_] Bloody just "said I need attention don't lose interest in picking on me I got no friends and
no life"
[Bloody_Wild] ABE... ur r nothin'.. u know... u r just a *** ...
[fraNk] Goodnight Abe, my rhyming chum, I'll be with Bloody, he's quite dumb, and while you go to
bed to lay down, I'll make bloody's head spin round.
[Sandman_] Transalation Bloody said "help help I used up all the 10 words I know"
[Bloody_Wild] so what... I damn don't care .
[Abe_Lincoln] *LOL@Sandman
[Abe_Lincoln] At-ta boy you mess with him - and fraNk you pop him on the chin,
[Sandman_] Abe I'm a good translator aren't I?
[tchrin] Sandman, Translations made me chuckle!
* Mina laughs...Hey! Leave the unintelligent alone...
[Sandman_] tchrin thank you *bows* :-)
[Sandman_] Mina sorry I'll just throws peanuts and maybe he'll do some tricks
[Bloody_Wild] u wanna have some then SAND... hahahaha ...I think u r unedr ur papa ...hahahahahaa
.. he is fuckin' u like when he is fuckin' ur mama...hahahahahahaha ... I think the whole world have seen ur
mama ass ... hahahahahaha they also penetrate their dicks in ur mama cunt ...hahahahahaha
[fraNk] You got it abe I hear your plee's, I'll have bloody on his knees, he is just a silly toy, I'll have
him crying like a baby boy.
* Mina has a deep seated fear of being hit by the door on the way out by the autobooter...
*** Bloody_Wild has been kicked by Mina (You are disgusting. That and swearing.).
* jonquil wonders why bloody wild has not been banned...
[Sandman_] Damn *searches through the moron transaltor* want did it just say *throws some peanuts
at Bloody Wild*
[Sandman_] Mina wow how can you read that I barely understood it
[jonquil] *L* Ask and it shall be given.
[fraNk] Mina did what must be done, if it were me I'd use a gun, Bloody the redneck has been kicked,
I bet he comes back with a stupid nick.
***FuckMeMina (194.170.168) puts down some books, gets a coffee, and joins the discussion.
*** Address (194.170.168) banned for (Ignoring two bans now) by Mina.
[fraNk] Call me psychic, it's a fact, I predicted he'd do that, looks like bloody's night is over, but at
least he's got his dog Rover.
[tchrin] Well done Mina, that bloke really is a prat.
[Sandman_] *l*
[Sandman_] Mina he was saying with his nick he's got some fantasy I guess about you *l* are you
flattered?
[fraNk] WEll, Mina, I say that he sure didn't know how to use a pick up line.
[Blackadder] Well, the average IQ has soared since Bloody's somewhat ignoble daparture..
* Mina laughs...Oh dear! Sandman, I may have kicked the only guy in this chat who has the hots for
me!
[Mina] fraNk...it's better than some I've heard! *L*
[fraNk] Yes, I tend to agree, Blackadder, I would continue with the rhymes, but with Abe Lincoln,
aka, LongJohn gone, it isn't as fun *grin*

A little bit later Mina states she finds it strange that people can “fall in love” online when they have never met that person before:

[Kathryn] but it happens Mina... strange but true *lol*
[fraNk] Mina, I think it's possible, I thinks sandy is so hot even though I have never met her.
* Mina laughs...fraNk, I haven't even TRIED to figure out your reasoning...I just can't put that much
energy into trying to figure out the way you think...L*
[fraNk] Heh heh heh, Mina!! *smooches* Now where did my sweety sandman go?? *snicker*
[Sandman_] frank you bitch that was some girl you kissed
* Mina laughs...strange, very strange *L*
[fraNk] ohhhhh, okay *grin* sorry sandy, you know how confused I get without my medication.
[Sandman_] I'll slap you silly, don't give me that sometimes I feel like I nut sometimes I don't
* Mina thinks fraNk has nut permanently etched into his forehead...thinks of what could be on
television right now*
* fraNk is on TV right now, on public access with his new cooking show!!
[Sandman_] *slaps frank*
* amelia slaps fraNk too ...bah bahhh*
* fraNk slaps himself silly.
* Mina forgets the wimpy slap and revs up for a sweet right hook on fraNks chin...LOL*
[amelia] dammit fraNk ... dont take away the little chance of fun I have *S*
[fraNk] This must be like Beat On FraNk night, considering it started with one of our most
distinguished presidents i must say I am proud.
*** Mina is now known as BarbaraBush.
* BarbaraBush slaps fraNk
[fraNk] Wow, that bush is all over me
[fraNk] Well, folks, I am too tired to continue battling our forefathers, so I think I am going to call it a
night
* Mina wondered how long it would take you to think of a retort for that one...
*** Signoff fraNk (207.91.16)