6/06/00 SG 20plus

[Osiris] i remember there's this minion charracter ... *thinks* but can't remember which civilisation
[Minion] It's the CyberMyst civilization, he runs around and really whoops up on everyone, he was
and is a terror there, it is quite the story, there is love, there is hate, there are surprises, DreamWorks is looking
to make a movie soon
[CyberThug] *L* no more like Minion runs around tormenting little people in the CyberMyst
civilization

6/06/00 SG 20plus

[Minion] Heh, I only call john when I need a hand
[CyberThug] I call John all the time
[Minion] I called John last night to get the recipe for crab rangoon
[CyberThug] *L* hey I got that recipe from him three nights ago

6/06/00 Forest

[PaintedWolf] A man who can admit to reading and actually enjoying a romance novel is a man
who's very secure with his sexuality
[fraNk] I HATE ROMANCE NOVELS THEY SUCK, Im going to go spank it now goodbye
*** Signoff fraNk (209.50.5).

6/08/00 40plus

*** fraNk (209.50.5) 40plus / Welcome!!!
[fraNk] please, do not be afraid, I come in peace
[fraNk] you know, "I come in peace" could be misconstrued
[fraNk] how about, have no fear I come in bed?
[fraNk] IT'S THE BEDROOM ALIENS THEY ARE COMING!!
[fraNk] AND COMING
[Alita] LMAO oh Frank !! bop
[fraNk] AND STILL COMING
* Musky is 6' when wet and nekkid *
[fraNk] Stop MUSKY NOOOO, DON'T SAY THAT OR THE ALIENS WILL COME FOR
YOU

6/14/00 Forest

[PaintedWolf] Now that's Skid Rowe!
[fraNk] Skid Row vs Wade???
[fraNk] when did a rock band enter the abortion battle?

6/14/00 Think_Café

[lena] 'allo room
[fraNk] I would love to bend lena over and ***Alamak interrupts this meandering chatter to bring
you this special chat bulletin, corn dogs are on sale in location Forest for 79 cents for the next 15 minutes,
thank you!!
[fraNk] DAMMIT!! I hate interruptions
[fraNk] Whoah, CornDogs??? 79 CENTS??
*** fraNk (209.50.5) has left location Think_Cafe
* Empty LMAO @ fraNk*
[lena] hrmmm
[lena] you know. . . that was damn disturbing

*meanwhile, in the Forest*

*** fraNk (209.50.5) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
[fraNk] Yahhh!! I'll have five corndogs please!!
* Fabienne gives fraNk 5 corndogs
[fraNk] why Fabienne, that was very very nice of you, I owe you what now, I think 3.95 cents
[Fabienne] eh thats ok, i don't charge

6/14/00 Forest

*** graduate (206.102.230) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] whoah, congratulations man, sorry I forgot to buy you a card, but can you direct me to the
free beer and graduation cake?
[graduate] well the beer is gone,
[graduate] but there may be cake left...
[fraNk] what?? NO BEER?? YOU BASTARD!!

6/14/00 Forest

[Fabienne] gotta go dad's kickin' me
*** Signoff Fabienne (24.69.6).
[fraNk] how can her dad kick her, she didn't break any alamak rules
[fraNk] okay, that is it /abuse Fabienne's dad
[fraNk] and also /com Yes, I am reporting Fabienne's dad for kicking Fabienne, as you can see from
my abuse log, she did not do anything wrong. Not only that, but her father is not even an operator, so he is
basically impersonating an op, that is against Alamak law and I believe grounds for beheading, thank you
committee, as always your work is remarkable and I sing your praises forever

6/14/00 Forest

*** DarkKarnival (152.163.201) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] I would ride the rides, dude, but I wouldn't eat the cotton candy

6/14/00 Forest

*** DarkSilence is now known as orbitingstill.
[AustinfraNkers] Hmm, DarkSilence is now a whiskey making device that is circling the earth, how
interesting is that???

6/14/00 Forest

[RogueMage] The Full Magey!
[AustinfraNkers] can I star in the movie, Rogue, as the comedic sidekick who is also a very
handsome gentleman that all the ladies want to side with
[RogueMage] Mmm..I dont' know fraNk : I

6/15/00 Forest

[Mysteria] frank.. bite me ok?
[fraNk] is it alright if I just nibble, I have a full stomach right now

6/15/00 Forest

[Sandman] the thing was there actually was a pic out there that showed my nuts and my...mmmm
welll
[fraNk] your tongue?? HOLY CRAP, your nuts AND your tongue, you limber bastard I never knew
you could do that!!!

6/15/00 Forest

*** coolman (142.227.220) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[coolman] any girls wana chat???
[RogueMage] I want to chat!
[furryaNk] coolman, I'll chat, I hope you like cheerleader girls that do gymnastics, cuz that is me
*** coolman (142.227.220) has left location Forest
[furryaNk] well, screw him *takes off cheerleading uniform* I go to such lengths to accomodate
people and this is the thanks I get???
[RogueMage] aww...I can't compete with fraNk..I'm a 75 year old toothless lesbian

6/15/00 Forest

*** PumkinBomber (24.113.255) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters
the clearing between the trees.
* PumkinBomber runs in tosses atomic bombs at everyone then leaves*heh
*** PumkinBomber (24.113.255) has left location Forest
[AbbyNormal] *L* PumkinBomber, interesting
[furryaNk] Someone catch that guy and bake me a pie
[RogueMage] damn! he put up a null..we were gonna have a pumpkin pie!

6/15/00 Forest

[furryaNk] heh, they got rid of that brown shit looking splatter mark .gif they had
[RogueMage] I still wanna know what EXACTLY this is *L*
[RogueMage] nope they still have it on the directory fraNk is just going to pick a seeing eye cock
[furryaNk] *L* a seeing eye cock?? hmmm, nothing like being led around by an enlightened wiener
[RogueMage] a seeing eye cock yes! *L*
[RogueMage] Have you trained it well fraNK?
[furryaNk] my cock? hell yes, my cock is the most enlightened cock in four states

6/15/00 Forest

[Ruby] hey hey gretel, come into my gingerbread house *smiles*
[gretel] forget it, I want to get with Dont Cafe and have hot passionate you know what
[Ruby] Dont Cafe?
[Dont_Care] yeah Dont Cafe is some slut fraNk stays with
[Dont_Care] if he finds out gretel is in trouble
[Dont_Care] she gave fraNk an std
[Dont_Care] oh yeah "you know what"!
[Ruby] hot passionate soup yeah yeah
[Ruby] or maybe hot passionate Cafe Au Lait...
[Dont_Care] the "Uncontrollable Dripping" kind

6/15/00 Forest

[Juni] midas was the cutest baby
[fraNkasper] isn't it strange how something so cute and wonderful can grow up into something so
hideously grotesque and disturbing? I sure think so
[midas] I was quite the ugly baby...keep pooping myself and drooling all over...that sucked..
[fraNkasper] Look, it hath reared it's ugly head yet again *grabs his gun*
[Juni] i was gross
[fraNkasper] you were gross, now you make me hot when you slobber
[Juni] gross baby...the kind people point and laugh at
[fraNkasper] *LMFAO* Juni, that would do horrible things to a child *hewo evewyone!! *hahaha,
you ugly little bastard* WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Ruby] I was bald... santa thought i was a boy when my mom took me to the mall to see him
[SilverBlue] in grade 4 my mom's friend saw me and told my mom what a nice little son she had *L*
[fraNkasper] I was spanked with a ping pong paddle by nuns in the fourth grade for not doing my
math homework. I still get aroused when I see nuns to this day
[Ruby] what about paddles???
[midas] my brothers put me in the dryer with some towels so it wouldn't mess up my head and then
they turned it on...that sucked...good thing they didn't put it on the hot cycle...heh
[Juni] omg midas i always use to hide in the dryer!!
[fraNkasper] I pushed my sister down the stairs when she was 3 and I was 4, I blamed it on Bo our
dog. Dad beat Bo's ass and didn't let him in the house for a month. Poor Bo, although after that he would hide
under the evergreen shrubs and bite my dad whenever he would come near the house. I guess you could say
old Bo was a vicious bastard that wanted revenge. Needless to say I never left the house till after Bo died.
[fraNkasper] My sister got back at me though, I was in the basement one day and my mom and sister
were arguing upstairs, the were on the porch and yelling about a hammer that my sister was using. Well, my
mom is like 'go downstairs and put that hammer away' and my sister is like 'OKAY' and just turns and wings
the hammer down the stairs, well, guess who was walking around the corner to come up the stairs at that
moment..?
[fraNkasper] Yep, it was me, the hammer glanced off my head though, but I still screamed bloody
murder, I thought for sure I was going to be seriously injured, I ran around the basement screaming and yelling
for like 2 minutes before I realized that I wasn't too badly injured, as my Mom whipped my sisters ass good
heh heh. Luckily she didnt kick my sister out of the house for a month, I wouldn't want her under that
evergreen bush trying to bite me

6/16/00 from alliya in pm’s

*** Address small_dick kicked by Juice 15202 (Teens16_19 ) ( nick aww that's a pity dude LOL )

6/19/00 Doorstep

[Tabitha] Is there anyone here above and beyond a level 11? Can you msg me if so?
[LizardKing] 1 Adam 12, 1 Adam 12...op down on the corner of doorstep and New Users...needs
assistance, code 13

6/19/00 Cellar

* Vampyre_Beside falls over undead
* MrFriendly stands up unalive

6/20/00 Forest

[bhaskar] hello Mr/miss how are you
[bhaskar] Mr protect your...chadwick
[Chadwick] i am protecting my chadwick.
[Chadwick] everyone should protect their chadwick.
[Chadwick] i'm very greasy baby. oh baby.
[fraNk] I protect my Chadwick with a cup of iron
[Chadwick] that's good, fraNk. only you should always kiss and caress your chadwick too. chadwicks need to be loved.
[fraNk] well, I like to go out and get my chadwick beat on, and kicked in the chadwick, then later
have my chadwick caressed
[Chadwick] i'm caressing my chadwick now.

6/20/00 Forest

[Nell] *evil look*
[fraNk] *anvil look*

6/20/00 Forest

[kNarf] thank you for continuing to hold, your call is meaningless to us, please continue to hold, as
we all sit around not taking calls and laughing at you, thank you
[kNarf] all of our associates are currently busy assisting thier genitals, please remain on the line, and
perhaps someday our system will disconnect you, thank you
* kNarf slams the phone down *ASSHOLES*