1/19/00 Forest

[belldandy] Has anyone seen that new juice drink comercial? I think it's a new type of Hi-C? They
made a pouch drink and their saying is "grab me, stick me, I'm easy" WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???

1/19/00 Forest

* Laud laughs insanely as his food finishes cooking*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
* fraNk laughs insanely with the hope that Laud burns his pot pies
[fraNk] his precious damn pot pies
* Laud continues laughing insanely as he eats his garlic bread*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*crunch*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*chew*HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*munch*HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
[fraNk] Jesus christ laud, you are spilling frickin crumbs everywhere

1/19/00 Forest

[belldandy] heheh. and now I shall depart. my bed is calling my name =)
[fraNk] That's not your bed, that is me
[fraNk] But it's an easy mistake, cuz I'm in your bed *L*
[belldandy] I thought you were a pool table!

1/19/00 Forest

[Nell] i never had AOL..
[fraNk] Yes, and those poor people who know nothing of the Internet are given no chance to learn
anything, and if they ever stumble upon any illegal topics the FBI will be at thier door in under 45 minutes heh,
stupid Big Brother tactics
[rudolph] i have not had AOL either...she good?
[fraNk] no rudolph, AOL is the worst lay you will ever have, you will leave feeling sick and like
you just wasted a bunch of money

1/19/00 Forest

* Lord_Blayde sighs because he is still black* I want my colour!! *pouts*
[fraNk] there is nothing wrong with being black, Lord Blayde, have we come so far in this day and
age that you cannot accept yourself for who you are?

1/20/00 Doorstep

*** WildWench (#216.13.210#) Doorstep Welcome to Alamak
[fraNk] WILD WRENCH, now included with the Insane Socket set

1/20/00 Forest

[sixsixseven] cause
[sixsixseven] its
[sixsixseven] closing
[fraNk] tomato
[sixsixseven] time
[sixsixseven] toMAHto
* saeria screams at hearing the word tomato
[fraNk] YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD SAERIA, YOU SAID TOMATO!! *looks at chairie
who screams and bells go off and pee wee spanks it

1/20/00 Forest

*** studboy (202.67.74) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] oh my god it's board that holds up drywall boy!!
[studboy] come and chat to me?
[fraNk] HI BOARD THAT HOLDS UP DRYWALL BOY!!
*** studboy (202.67.74) has left location Forest
[fraNk] Darn, he must have a lot of drywall to hold up, no time to chat

1/20/00 Forest

* Olorin snickers
* fraNk butterfingers

1/21/99 Forest

[WulfMage] a lot longer than 8 montsh Frank... I started alamak when I was a senior in high
school... that was about 3 years ago
[fraNk] Holy crap, WulfMage started Alamak??? Hello John, you sneaky devil!!

1/22/00 Forest

[Caeridwen] and its good to have that spf on your face skin cancer and all
[fraNk] What?? They make an spf with skin cancer built right in?? Damn, I can avoid the sun and
still get skin cancer, HOORAY!! *runs out to buy some immediately

1/22/00 Forest

[Nell] what versino do you have jonny?
[fraNk] when did Nello become espaniol?

1/22/00 Forest

[fraNk] ladies and gentemen, can we get a warm hearty welcome for lag, he is here right now
infecting my chatty time, let's have a big round of applause for the SON OF A BITCH BASTARD LAG!!!

1/22/00 Forest

[RogueMage] Has she been mollesting you fraNk?
[fraNk] Yes, look at this:
[fraNk] *Aphrodite* (#207.144.101#) damn, you really can make up for Mage and his dainty
package, oh baby!!
[fraNk] *Aphrodite* (#207.144.101#) ANSWER ME, I AM FULLY AROUSED AND I NEED
YOUR TOUCH
[fraNk] heh heh
[Nell] *lol*
[fraNk] *Aphrodite* (#207.144.101#) never mind, I found my personal massager *smokes
cigarette*
[fraNk] perhaps next time?? *shrugs* what do I say in the face of such obscene insanity?
[RogueMage] er stop harassing fraNk *L*

1/22/00 Forest

[Nell] how'd you know i was talking about you fraNk? god you're conceited! *laffs*
*** fraNk is now known as fraNkceited.
[fraNkceited] Please, everyone, you may now take your ceits
[Nell] you're a cocky l'il thing aren't you? *pushes fraNk over*
[fraNkceited] WONDER TWINS POWER ACTIVATE!!! Form of, a rooster!!!
*** fraNkceited is now known as fraNkcklddldoo.
* fraNkcklddldoo pecks away at Nell's cave
* Ryl has always liked fraNk cuz he was funny and cocky.
[Nell] dont' be perverted damn you
* Ryl laufs at the rooster who is fraNk*
[fraNkcklddldoo] The perversion of my weinerness shall never outweight it's witty humour

1/22/00 Forest

* RogueMage pouts cause he isnt' eing cuddled
* fraNkceited cuddles Rogue tenderly
[RogueMage] Ahhhh *leans up against fraNk* you always knew how to turn my crank
[fraNkceited] hello there Ryl, what's shakin?
*Ryl wonders how much has changed in North America that males are now bonding and cuddling
tenderly* Not much fraNk, brasil doesn't get earthquakes

1/24/00 Forest

[midas] NEWS FLASH: I am saddened to announce the passing of the energizer bunny on January
23rd, 2000. The energizer bunny best known for going and going and going passed away last evening at 11:47
(Cst). Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was
caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apperently, someone put the battery in
backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming. Foul play has not been ruled out, even though
the bunny had a smile on his face at the time of his demise.

1/24/00 40plus

[fraNk] Today Al Gore announced that while Bob Kerry has a prosthetic leg, he has a wooden brain.
Critics scoffed at the notion, saying that his record of performance indicates that if his brain is actually made of
wood, there is most likely a horrible termite infestation.
[fraNk] In response, Tipper Gore announced that she had breast augmentation surgery in 1894,
when pads made of whale dung were inserted to make her more presentable at public appearances
[fraNk] In a related event, Senator McCain's new tax bill proposes that the tax be levied in
accordance with the size of ones genitalia. Critics praised this new proposal, while porn stars everywhere have
filed grievances demanding an explanation and that this new tax be stricken from the record
[fraNk] Govenor Bush announced today that cocaine can indeed be grown on trees. Scientists from a
multi colored rainbow van were excited but skeptical as to the truth of this report

[fraNk] In the weather today, expect lots and lots of political ads to be raining down all around you

2/04/00 Forest

* bobabooee sings along with the artist formerly know as my balls...
[fraNk] Hmm, have i ever heard any music by that artist bobabooee
[bobabooee] They kick ass...
[fraNk] really? I'll have to buy thier last album, Scratch And Sniff, I heard it was pretty good but
some people thought it stunk

2/04/00 Think_Cafe

[fraNk] *** Sorry, posting too fast, wait 2 seconds < - - - what the hell? Al Gore is doing this, he
invented the internet you know, and now he tries to silence me??? I won't have it happen!!
[Relay] Frank dont be mean to AL Gore
[fraNk] sorry Relay heh heh, I forget he is a wooden fossil of a man and quite dainty and delicate
*L*

2/06/00 Forest

[ShadowDancer] hey!! *lol* I finished downloading now... got my IQ up and running... :)
[RogueMage] Thank god for that! I was getting worried you would ever have your iq back again
Angela!
* saeria laughs *hehe i've never had a running IQ

2/06/00 Forest

[Tiggz] How old are you?
[edimus] 37
[Gebbeth] 67
[darkestDAys] 8
[FruityPebbles] 27
[jonny] 99
[fraNkongo] 12
[ShadowDancer] 24!!! :)
[NeII] 8
[Tiggz] MR_HOTLOVE69 hello a/s/l please
[Gebbeth] 12/intermediate/your house

2/06/00 Forest

[jonny] was that supposed to be funny, fraNk?
[jonny] youve lost your touch, fraNk
[fraNkongo] you don't understand, jonny, that is a testament to your decrepit and stinky nuts

2/10/00 Forest

[dayoff] What a colourful room... it's like a big old rainbow...
[dayoff] ... and it ends at... Minion's butt...
[Ruby] well, if you wanna look for gold, dayoff, go ahead. I ain't gonna
[dayoff] Good point... maybe it starts there... or is that the sun shining?
* Jouster realizes that dayoff os a pathetic moron with no sense of manners
[dayoff] You judge me too hastily, then... and unfairly.
[Ruby] the sun shines out Minion's ass? *L*
[dayoff] Yep... Minion, take a bow and cast some light on this arguement...
[Minion] seriously?? I hope so, I'll just point my ass at a mirrored cieling and never have to go
outside to tan ever again
[dayoff] Shhhh...
[dayoff] I'm incotneato. ;)
[Minion] incotneato? is that like you are on a really nifty couch?
[Ruby] incontinent??! *passes the depends to dayoff*
[dayoff] Is your butt carcenogenic?
[Minion] carcenogenic? is that like an automobile that enjoys having it's picture taken?

2/11/00 Doorstep

[TNT] paper boys suck
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S I mean
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*** Kick TNT by FRISKY99 (LANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG).

2/17/00 Alt_Life

*** dragon (204.100.235) Alt_Life / Constructive discussion, no bashing, no public
vulgarity.
* Minion slashes the dragon with the magical blade!!! (460)
* Minion casts a fireball at the dragon!!! (60)
*** dragon is now known as horney.
[horney] helo everyone
* Minion casts a fireball at the horney (-340)

2/17/00 Forest

[JorDz] what the hell?!
* Magik WhatTheHell? *L*
*** WhatTheHell (139.132.1) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.

2/17/00 Alt_Life

[michael] yawns
*** fraNk (209.50.5) Alt_Life / Constructive discussion, no bashing, no public vulgarity.
* fraNk shoves a carrot in michael's mouth and runs off
*** fraNk (209.50.5) has left location Alt_Life

2/17/00 Think_Café

* Stacibabe hugs all her friends
* Parker hugs Staci back
* fraNk hugs Staci front
[Parker] hahaha fraNk
[fraNk] wow, a Staci sandwich!!
[Stacibabe] be careful frank, Ijust ate.