7/02/00 Hideout AC Chat

[dutchmastr1] i lost control of the keys cause i'm jerkin off right
now...rrrrrr322regfgww4t4wbvtf

7/12/00 Forest

* yellio carvs a chair out of a tree trunk and sits down *
* fraNk carves a chair out of an elephant trunk and is trampled*

7/19/00 Woods

*** Signoff Runtzilla (#205.189.60#) (sorry i'll be back in a matter of about 15 minutes, i am
engaged in a heavy duel, it's me and a spatula vs. some liquidy noodles and hamburger!!! i'll b back to
let youz all know the outcome!!*S*).

7/20/00 Forest

[fraNkandy] well, next up on the Forest show with fraNk, we have no one slated to guest
appear...
*** Odin (62.104.220) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Odin enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNkandy] Hello Odin, and welcome to the Forest show!!! *audience goes wild*
[fraNkandy] So Odin, what do you do for fun?
* fraNkandy smiles intently and pretends to be interested
[fraNkandy] well folks, Odin appears to be a deaf mute!! *audience boos and hisses*
[Odin] SORRY,BUT I DIDN_T NOTICED ,BECAUSE I´M VERY BUSY NOW!!!
[fraNkandy] Well folks, that is all we have today on the Forest show, it's been real, I've been
your host fraNk, I would like to thank all my guests today. The Forest show with fraNk is sponsored
by Alamak, if you want friendly chat spiced up with lots of bitching, you found the right place
*audience cheers, lights fade, edit to commercial*

7/20/00 Forest

* fraNkandy appears to be by himself
* fraNkandy visits with the trees *hello mr acorn, your nuts look like they've grown a bit*
* fraNkandy pulls out an axe and chops the next person to enter in the head!!!
* fraNkandy pulls out an axe and chops the next person to enter in the head!!
* fraNkandy pulls out an axe and chops the next person to enter in the head!
[fraNkandy] and you may ask, why did he post this three times? Well, studies show that
repetition will get your posts recognized!!!

7/20/00 Forest

*** Brutus (216.238.37) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Brutus enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNkandy] BEEEEEEEEEEEFCAKE!!!
[fraNkandy] BEEEFCAKE!!!
[Brutus] What are you's ignorant...never heard of Ceasar?
[fraNkandy] Ceasar? nope
[Brutus] Made famous by Shakespeare...
[fraNkandy] have you ever heard of BEEFCAKE?
[fraNkandy] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
[Brutus] OK snapper head...Obvious lack of intelligence...
[fraNkandy] where is snapper head, I haven't seen him in some time
[Brutus] How the f_k should i know
[fraNkandy] I thought you and he were f_king
*** AshenSouls (207.228.4) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as AshenSouls
enters the clearing between the trees.
[AshenSouls] *g* Somebody's up to their usual torment of innocent chatters

8/08/00 Forest

*** RabidMonkey is now known as WeCantSayDick.
*** chickenhawk is now known as YaDontKnowDick.
[WeCantSayDick] *** Command /say dick not allowed. You can't say dick, you dickead!
*** FRIENDLYDICKY (209.50.5) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
FRIENDLYDICKY enters the clearing between the trees.
[asdf] Look, a friendly dicky!
[asdf] In other words...Mr Happy!
[SomoeneElse] heh
[FRIENDLYDICKY] Are you a Somo wrestler?
[asdf] Mr Happy is happy and friendly!
*** Kick FRIENDLYDICKY by Purgatory (not that friendly a boy... down boy down...
insults...).
*** asdf is now known as IDidntSayIt.
*** NopeNotMe is now known as NeitherDidI.
*** BruisedDicky (209.50.5) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as BruisedDicky
enters the clearing between the trees.
[BruisedDicky] Now that was not nice

then in Teens11_15

*** BruisedDicky (209.50.5) Teens11_15 / Welcome!!!
* BruisedDicky enters Purgatory's ass hardcore, WITH SANDPAPER!!!
*** BruisedDicky (209.50.5) has left location Teens11_15

back in Forest

*** BruisedDicky (209.50.5) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as BruisedDicky
enters the clearing between the trees.
[BruisedDicky] Next person to ban me is a stupid fucking bitch with a cob the size of fat
albert up his/her flaming hemmeroid infested ass
*** Ban BruisedDicky by CITYWORKER (lewd).
*** OhReally is now known as YesReally.
* RabidAbby dies laughing*

8/14/00 Forest

[niceguy17] mechanics are usually a rip off. My mechanic charged a fortune for my breast
implants.
[fraNk] my mechanic told me that the warp coil on my nacil cell was leaking dilithium
crystals from the chamber and the main engine was going to have to be taken offline, I was like "what
the hell? I'm never buying another expensive yugo"
[fraNk] the worst part was that as I left, the mechanics were all together in the bay laughing
like crazy, I assume my car had a funny problem, so I laughed too and gave them a wave, that special
one finger wave
* RobotCat laughs* fraNk... you don't have a schematic of the enterprise D on your desk too,
do you?
[fraNk] No, I hate that company, Enterprise sucks, I use the one endorsed by OJ
[RobotCat] not that enterprise... *sighs*
[fraNk] renting cars is tough you know, so you have to be careful
[midas] yes renting a car is tough, especially when you don't like the bra on the front...
[fraNk] one time I rented a car and they told me that I would have my own driver, I was like,
holy shit, so I got royally drunk that day and went to get my car, there was a one wood laying on the
front seat. I guess you could say I misunderstood a part of the agreement.

8/14/00 Forest

[SilverBlue] You can have my CPU midas!
[midas] ohhhh *lix SB's CPU* heh
[fraNk] hey, let me have a piece of that *shoves his hardware in her cpu port *oh my *gasp*
[SilverBlue] Everyone wants to upgrade my computer! heh
[Painted_Wolf] I hate it when the computer spouts off.. takes days and days to get it back
under control;
[fraNk] hmm, PW's computer sounds like my girlfriend
[niceguy17] Soooo lets add this up. (a bunch of bootleg software ((FREE)), Motherboard
and Processer 150.00, Video Card *good agp card* 70.00, sound card 20.00, dvd rom 99.00, Hard
drive 13GB 99.00
[fraNk] oh my niceguy *SCHWING* I'm totally up for that talk
[midas] I wish I could upgrade my hardware but the doctor told me that he can't go any
bigger...
[fraNk] Strange Penis Club (5 members) - Wierd but wonderful appendages big, small and
odd, join today!!!
* niceguy17 signs up*
[niceguy17] that sounds like a newsgroup.

8/16/00 Forest

*** RogueMage (208.28.58) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as RogueMage
enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] ROGUE MAGE *arse hole begins speaking of its own accord* I shall smite thee
with a powerful burst*
[Blow_Me_A_Kiss] before you leave*
[fraNk] How about dropping the A_Kiss part off your nickname??

8/16/00 Forest

[Gord] Heya poet! and epona *hugs both* heya fraNk and RogueMage. *no hugs to both*
* fraNk puts an enema bag in Gord's butt, filled with fire ants
[poet] OUCH!
[Gord] no ants allowed in my anal cavity
[RogueMage] Gord has an anal cavity? well off to the dentist for you to get that filled up!
[fraNk] great, he has a gay dentist??? that sucks
[RogueMage] The Big Gay Dentist!
[RogueMage] I'm Thuper! Thanks for Athking Gord!
[fraNk] "okay, I'll be putting you under now, if you awake feeling some discomfort in your
posterior, do not be alarmed, that is normal"

9/1/00 Hot_Tub

*** Kick JewshPigLvr by shamus (Nick).
[kNarfie] Yep, I agree with that kick, shamus, that nick was not kosher

9/04/00 Hot_Tub

[Lakeshow] Color is NOT free. Many users died so that you could use color... Back in the
great Alamak war of 1997... It was horrible.

9/04/00 Forest

*** sexy_roxy (161.184.176) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as sexy_roxy
enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] well, we are all quiet *L*
[sexy_roxy] hi
[sexy_roxy] anyone wanna chat
[sexy_roxy] press 1111
* Obsolete be's quiet * no reason to break the peaceful silence
[fraNk] 2222
[sexy_roxy] screw you guys i'm leaving
*** sexy_roxy (161.184.176) has left location Forest
[Obsolete] screw us?
[fraNk] really? is that an offer, cuz I'm bored and you asked...

9/04/00 Forest

[dogpoop] broke and pathetic
[fraNk] broke and prostitute?
[dogpoop] broke and prosthetic *cries*
[fraNk] broke and poetic?
[dogpoop] you never move you never make a sound
[fraNk] you always belch when you hit the ground
[dogpoop] your mom swore at the magazines she found
[fraNk] stained bedsheets could be seen all around
[dogpoop] dad's prostate was in the dog pound
[fraNk] his pregnant daugher's gut big and round
[dogpoop] mom turned her head, her face a frown
[fraNk] dad had been sneaking in, dressed like a clown
[dogpoop] the son was there, cheeks up, head down

9/05/00 40plus

[Katya] Stuu, don't you hate getting asked for phone sex ... gawd, I don't even know the girl
and I AM a girl as well!!!!!!!
[PickledNuts] Katya, I hate it when they message me for cyber dinner
[PickledNuts] I mean, I just don't have the connection speed for a dinner date, burger king
maybe, but certainly not a full blown cyber dinner
[Katya] PickledNuts - I also hate it when I have to meet their cyber folks - that means I have
to get dressed up! *S*
[Taldkstranger] gee I have never been asked for phone sex...wonder why?
[PickledNuts] ?msg Taldkstranger damn you are hot and dark
[PickledNuts] ah crap
[Katya] Stuu, I am in Brisbane, Australia. Just finished a hot and heavy day at the life
support machine (nurse) Dull and borin life, I say ... LOL
[PickledNuts] OH MY GOD, Katya is on life support?? WHAT HAPPENED?
[Katya] No Pickled Brains - I am not on life support ... sheesh ...
[PickledNuts] PickledBrains? wrong area of the body, though a common mistake by many
women when describing men *L*
[Stuu] Oh no... long distance.. *L* I get to play with an AED Thursday..
[Katya] stuu, what's an AED ??????
[PickledNuts] AED = American Elephant Dong
[PickledNuts] damn, I'm jealous *L*
[Stuu] Automatic Electronic Defibrillator
[PickledNuts] darn, you had to admit that elephant dong sounded more fun hahaha
[Katya] Pickled - was that elephant DUNG or elephant DONG - they're quite different, you
know ... LOL
*** JJJ (139.134.108) 40plus / Welcome!!!
[PickledNuts] JJJ, you pathetic freak, I'm scared!!!
*** PickledNuts (209.50.5) has left location 40plus
[JJJ] oh piccklednuts...

9/05/00 40plus

[Bunion] there is a ban on murder right now in Nebraska
[Bunion] oh wait, that ban has been in place for some time, I wish they'd lift it though
[windom] LOL Bunion...really...a ban...thought it was against the law.
[Katya] nothings illegal in Nebraska... LOL
[Bunion] wrong, it's illegal for a barber to eat anything with onions at lunch *L* true law in
Nebraska
[amy1] are you for real about that Bunion!!!
*** Bunion is now known as Minion.
[Minion] yep, barbers cannot eat onions for lunch *L* it's a law that is on the books but I'm
certain no one enforces it *L*
[Minion] I think it's against the law to eat road kill, except in Arkansas
[DivorcedLady] Eat road kill? Who would want to? Laffs
[Stuu] I think I would still look no matter what the BILL would indicate..
[Minion] I think the bill would indicate a platypus Stuu *L*
[Katya] I think that if you plan to kiss someone you should have a mandatory "Clean"
certificate from a dentist. I hate green teeth ...
[Minion] *L* that is why my teeth have been certified "BLACK" by the American Dental
Association. Here, take my card...