08/30/04 Hot_Tub

*** ALFALASI (#213.42.2#) Woods / ALFALASI walks through dense
undergrowth beneath the forest canopy.
[fraNk] HAY THERE ALFALFA!!!

09/06/04 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] OMG!!! WHYYYY??? STILL TRAMPOLINING??? what's next??? Olympic
Teeter Totter?
[fraNk] ahahahahahhahhaha, "Most Dangerous Event In The Olympics" and someone put
"sleepover at michael jackson's house"
[fraNk] is it wrong that I masturbate while watching the olympics? and I don't mean normal
jerkin, I mean FURIOUS POUNDING on the meaty muscle
[fraNk] with all that padding around the trampoline, it's quite boring to watch.
[fraNk] it would be better if they had giant spikes and pits of fire around the trampoline, and
the trampoline would angle from time to time using hydraulics to toss people off the mat
[fraNk] THEN I would watch for sure

09/06/04 ArabianTears Chat

*another idiot tries to start a chat , of course it had to be checked out*

*** New Login User : »» UNCLEBABYRAPER «« (68.99.29) - Arabia /
Welcome To Arabia !!!
[UNCLEBABYRAPER] hi there, any cute girls wanna chat?
[UNCLEBABYRAPER] hahahaha, you dumb fock, I'm the only person online *L*
[UNCLEBABYRAPER] hmm, well, I thought you would be right back to chat with me, I'm
a patient person however
[UNCLEBABYRAPER] damn, I don't have all fcking day to get kicked here
[UNCLEBABYRAPER] hurry your idiot camel riding ass up... jesus
[UNCLEBABYRAPER] excuse me, hurry up, holy allah
[UNCLEBABYRAPER] well this is certainly pointless... just what can I do to get kicked
around this sand filled _ing baby raping women beating chat?

09/18/04 Hot_Tub

[FatBottomGyrl] anyone wanna see my pics?
[fraNk] I would love to see your pictures, fatty, but my computer monitor is only 17" and I
would only see like half of you

09/25/04 Hot_Tub

[hotsexychick] gaylordfocker, fuck me
[GaylordFocker] no hotsexy, I only go for the ones who fight me off
[hotsexychick] what do i have to do to get u to fuck me
[GaylordFocker] hotsexychick, tell us all about your breasts
[hotsexychick] they r big 36d and plump and hard
[GaylordFocker] plump and hard?
[GaylordFocker] do they plump when you cook them?
[hotsexychick] huge, hard and round, not plump
[JohnL] *L* fraNk
[GaylordFocker] wait
[GaylordFocker] you said plump
[GaylordFocker] now you said not plump, wtf?? do you have ballpark tits or not????
[Mr_Krispy] haha

09/26/04 Hot_Tub

[Comma] asdflkjsdlk how the FUCK do you justify breaking up with a girl and then fucking
another one in the same week? lol
[AfroVerted] asdflkjsdlk is here? and he fucked ANOTHER girl????
[Comma] YES AfroVerted, you can't see him?
[gutter] I give asdflkjsdlk props.
[AfroVerted] damn, that's screwed up
[AfroVerted] asdflkjsdlk is a fucking dirty slut

10/28/04 Hot_Tub

*** fraNk is now known as DyslxicHotGirl.
[DyslxicHotGirl] HOO WOO!!! HERE FUCK WHO TO LIKES??? I DO SURE!!!!
[Mr_Krispy] duirrr
[DyslxicHotGirl] wanna if here you me about panties so are and wet hot me now
message!!!!
[Mr_Krispy] She’s thinking of moi!
[DyslxicHotGirl] MMM, Krister Mispy, seem hot you!!! Is big how your penis??? ME
TELL PLEASE NOW!!!!
[Mr_Krispy] Larger than yours, frank
[Amalthea] It's be even better if it was Lysdxic. *nods*
[DyslxicHotGirl] is so my vibrator big, believe none would you it of!!! you promise I can
that you!!!!
*** DyslxicHotGirl is now known as LixdixicGirl.
[HunkyVirgin39] you cant spell CORRECTLY, frank
[HunkyVirgin39] bad roll player
[Squirty] LMAO at Dyslxic, who would bother putting that much work into posts that no
one reads. Trust me....I speak from experience...lol
[Mr_Krispy] HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr
[Amalthea] lol
[LixdixicGirl] Sriqty, own you do camel a??? YES SAY PLEASE YOU!!!!
[HunkyVirgin39] i rode a camel in Lincoln
[Squirty] Me Bite
[HeyJoe] There's real fucking comedians that come to this chat site for a few chuckles, I tell
ya. lol
[Squirty] I rode a camel. Then the damn cigarette broke. I was too heavy.
[LixdixicGirl] ME BITE??? FUCK MAN YOU!! wanna you right go now???
[LixdixicGirl] take I'll you on!!!!! YAH OH!!

10/28/04 posts on bulletin board

ALFALASI (195.229.241) Wed Oct 27 05:06:27 GMT 2004
He it is Who shows you the lightning causing fear and hope and (Who) brings up the heavy
cloud.(12)And the thunder declares His glory with His praise, and the angels too for awe of Him; and
He sends the thunderbolts and smites with them whom He pleases, yet they dispute concerning Allah,
and He is mighty in prowess. (13)(Chapter The Thunder)

Minion (68.99.29) Fri Oct 29 03:49:26 GMT 2004
ALFALASI was talking about his favorite television show of all time, Touched By An Allah. I'm not a
big fan, the woman on the camel was scary, as was the veiled woman with the horrific moraccan
accent.

11/03/04 Hot_Tub

[bubbles] i hate racist americans talking bigatree
[Legolas] wtf is bigatree?
[fraNk] I have a bigatree growing in my back yard, lets go swing on the tire swing and kiss
each other bubbles
[butter] hahah Frank you are a BLooody fucker!
[A_Satanist] think s/he means bigotry
[Legolas] bigotry? Did she mean that? Fucking hell I hate trying to decypher moron-ese
[cheapoid] bigatree = bigotry! *smacks forehead*
[fraNk] I HAVE A BIGATREE THAN YOU DO LEGOLAS!! MUCH BIGA!!
[Legolas] NO U DONT!!1111elevenkitten! I HAVE A BIGGATREE!
[bubbles] so i can't spell
[fraNk] MY BIGATREE IS A TREE OF GERGANCHEWIN PERPORSHUNS!!

11/03/04 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] I love how stupid canadians talk shit, when the plain fact of the matter is, without
the united states here, freaking Honduras could invade your country with 8 people in a 1978 ford LTD
armed with machetes and get your government to surrender in just over 2 minutes
[spam] ROFL frank
[papaya] hahahah frank
[fraNk] don't get me wrong, there are some great canadians here, but damn, some must
have had double lobotomies

11/06/04 Hot_Tub

[cute_lil_pony] keep a way from Triel hes gay
[Triel] i'm a girl for the last time
[fraNk] HEY!!
[fraNk] I'm a guy for the first time!!!
[fraNk] I commend you for getting a sex change, Triel

11/07/04 Hot_Tub

[intoxicating] why does my father always answer..and then hang up on me?
[intoxicating] and then he calls back to ask if i called.
[fraNk] because he's hard of hearing
[StealingBabies] Because you're adopted?
[fraNk] because he loves fucking you!!
[fraNk] WITH you, oh christ
[StealingBabies] Haha.
[fraNk] sorry *L*
[effyou] haha.
[effyou] oh, fraNces.
[fraNk] who am I to judge another families love, sorry about that heheheh

11/07/04 Hot_Tub

*** Carly (##203.173.198##) Hot_Tub / Carly appears and hops into the Hot
Tub!!!
[Jumper] Morning Carly
[fraNk] Afternoon Carly
[Carly] Hey Jumper
[Carly] hey fraNk
[fraNk] actually, I sort of like Late Night Carly the best, ooh that nightie

11/07/04 Hot_Tub

[SuicidalDream] hey i have a this girl, shes my friend, but i want to be more than friends,
and i keep trying to show her that but she either doesn’t see it or something?
[JohnL] Forget about it SuicidalDream... once you're in the "Friend Zone" it's all over.
[SuicidalDream] WHY?
[39m4uf] cut your wrists to prove luv
[Carly] now I know why I never ask you guys for advice *L*
[JustMelly] lol
[Jumper] You're not that dumb, Carly
[JohnL] You ever notice that women NEVER give up their platonic friends? There's a reason
for this.
[JohnL] According to Chris Rock, a woman's "platonic friend" is a DICK IN A GLASS
CASE. Break open in case of emergency *L*
[effyou] in your "case" though, SuicidalDream... that emergency is never coming.
[fraNk] You want to get her in the sack
[fraNk] start insulting her, say she puts on her favorite outfit, tell her things like "damn, you
sure you want to wear that, your fucking ass needs it's own trail vehicle"
[fraNk] laugh hysterically at her jokes for exactly 4 seconds, then abruptly stop, and say "that
was stupid" then turn away and drink your beer
[fraNk] girl's LOVE it when you emotionally abuse them
[effyou] yeah... just tell her that no man will ever want her... break her will.
[fraNk] I don't know why, but it's so true hehehe
[JohnL] Women only want what they can't have.... therefore....
[effyou] she might as well settle for you.
[effyou] cut her a cheque for 500 bucks..
[Carly] hahha you guys are brutal
[SuicidalDream] I want to be with her
[fraNk] then follow my easy 2 step guide
[fraNk] insult her, and get her drunk, you'll get laid in no time, then you will no longer have
her as a friend, but oh well, it might be worth it
[BiZZY] say wha' frank u best check that method
[fraNk] yo yo yo bizzy, dem shits is wack yo? ookay, no
[BiZZY] thats the sickest shit franky
[fraNk] u be hearin me BiZZY? i be strappen wit dem nickel gats, I be down lik dat in da
hood, sniggy chig wizzy washa muh crib, BOYYYYYYZ
[BiZZY] say wha' fool ...........
[BiZZY] plz homie u dont even know what that means
[fraNk] homie? BUDDY!! DUDE!!
[SuicidalDream] the real problem about it is that we have different lifestyles
[JohnL] you have different lifestyles... meaning what?
[effyou] meaning she's gay/.
[39m4uf] you cant make a lezbo strait
[SuicidalDream] she is a she you motherf****rs
[effyou] oh please.
[fraNk] just install Friend Cam in her shower... sit back at home and enjoy
[fraNk] tell her it's for her protection
[Carly] ok shower time...bbl
[fraNk] see, Carly has Friend Cam in her shower
[fraNk] coincidently, be back in 11 minutes
*** AngelKatie (#156.34.93#) Hot_Tub / AngelKatie appears and hops into the
Hot Tub!!!
[effyou] fuck you, AngelKatie!
[fraNk] see, effyou is following my 2 step plan to get laid

11/09/04 Bar

[Jesus] Kevin, where are you?
[Kent] drinking per se..isnt a sin...but inebriation is...drunkenness is..being asian however i
do not drink..as in my culture..such behaviour is frowned upon...also..as an asian i have a low
tolerance for alchol..and finally because in our society alcohol is associated with sinful behaviour..i am
a christian and must be seen to be blameless in all my ways..as i am a child of christ
[Jesus] Yes, you are my child
[Jesus] have a beer, Kent, it's delicious... have 10 or so
[Kent] asians have weak constitutions...generally.we are not like the whites and the
blacks..and others..who are tough
[Jesus] the United States constitution is wonderful, have you read their bill of rights?
[Kent] you are kind jesus..but i have to refuse to drink beer..milk or a milkshake however is
acceptable to me..
* Meg sits in church
[Bubbles] didn't jesus say, "judge not for I will come to judge you all"???
[Jesus] Yes, I did say that
[Jesus] are you mocking me?
[Bubbles] no but you are not the real jesus and you are obviously judging us for our sins
and that is not your place so back off and let your god do it for you
[Jesus] who are you to call me fake Jesus? Must I cast upon thine backside the fire and
brimstone?
* AF_Medic Takes shelter under the Bar from the lighting bolts*
* AF_Medic reaches up to save the alcohol from the Bar*
[Bubbles] yes I am calling you fake
[Jesus] I admit, I did put highlights in my hair, Amber Waves, by L'Oreall, because I'm
worth it, but does that really make me fake?
[BlackDragon] Jesus No, I am pissing on you!!! * Has wood and nails!!!!!*
[AF_Medic] I just wonder how Jesus has time for chatting...would think you'd be a little
busy to worry about a chat room :)
[Jesus] Yes yes, I understand you are all in awe of my presence... I sometimes like to take
time out of my busy day for the little people
[Kent] u see..when i abstain from alcohol..when i refuse to look girls my age in the eye
whenever i speak to them..i am...rather..showing 'my passion'..
[Jesus] Kent, you were staring not at the girls' eyes, but at their breasts, for this a stoning
may be incurred
[Kent] my passion is to please my master...
[Kent] and to that end..i would be willing to forego all these normal enjoyments..and
restrict myself..
[Jesus] you want to please your master? WHO is your master?
[BlackDragon] HEY Assclowns!!! There's a room for this!!! It's called Christian!!!!
[Bubbles] come on everybody grab a girl!
* Jesus grabs Bubbles
[Jesus] okay now what?
[Kent] i have the passion to please him..can u understand that...i am very passionate...but
about christ....i can't communicate it.. and i have even ended my relationship with my gf....i love
jesus..
[Jesus] oh thank you Kent *unzips* give me more love please *S*
[Kent] i have to be going in a few minutes
[Jesus] that is no excuse to not love me Kent
[Kent] my friends..please at least watch mel gibson's 'the passion of the christ'....
[Jesus] Yes, Mel did get my passion down.
[Jesus] but I am going to release a new movie, called Deep Inside Jesus Christ. It has an
NC17 rating, look for it soon... direct to video of course

1/08/05 Hot_Tub

[Worm_Legend] brad pitt is single
[fraNk] wonder if their breaking up has anything to do with Jennifer Aniston calling me all
the fucking time??
[fraNk] You'd think the fucking restraining order would have stopped her, BUT NO!!
[Carly] fraNk it could have something to do with Brad calling me
[fraNk] I'm like, "YOU BITCH, it was one night, ONE AWESOME NIGHT, get over it, I
can't be tied down"
[amelia] I thought you were after Brad Pitt fraNk
[LadyPoohBear] restraining orders are junk
[fraNk] I know, Carly.... isn't that strange??? Why do these hollywood people BOTHER us??
[Carly] no idea fraNk
[amelia] kill him potterhead
[fraNk] we are Alamak stars, we don't have time for pathetic hollywood beggers and street
bums
[movieguy] i got tired of brad calling me too
[Worm_Legend] did you tell her you couldn't be "friends" with her fraNk
[fraNk] you know Worm, I'll bet that is why... she thinks I have to be one of her Friends, cuz no
one told her it was gonna be this way *clapclapclapclap*
[Worm_Legend] ahaha
[Worm_Legend] how cheesy can it get
[Woosh] *rotfl* fraNk made me laugh hard