05/25/02 Forest
DarkSilence #24.65.217# Forest Psycho Bot: Do Not Asl.
Trivia ##24.93.67## Trivia Trivia Bot: Do Not Msg.
05/25/02 Forest
[Trivia] Times up! The answer was: blood and sand
*** Signoff Trivia (##24.93.67##) (will return shortly).
*** Triviaa (#137.197.85#) Trivia / Welcome Triviaa!!! Game Room for playing
online trivia!!!
[Triviaa] 599. What was George Washington's first name?
[Mugette] george
[_LAURA_] lol
[judge_dredd] George
[judge_dredd] lol
[Triviaa] Here's a hint: you suck
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online trivia!!!
*** Triviaa is now known as fraNk.
[fraNk] *LOL*
[Trivia] Starting the trivia. Round of Unlimited questions. !strivia to stop. Total: 37995
[fraNk] that was fun hahahahahahha
[Mugette] lol @ fraNk
05/25/02 Forest
*** Signoff stryfe (#67.202.77#) (Hung Gar Kung Fu? mayhaps).
*** Signoff fraNk (137.197.85) (Hung Too Low? Definitely).
05/30/02 Forest
[TRIVIA] 423. Who was with patricia hearst the night she was kidnaped?
[Minion] I was, naked, we were fornicating
[godson] fornicating under king's consent ?
[computer] minion cool....
[Minion] Jackie Noff
[TRIVIA] Here's a hint: ste--- ----
[TRIVIA] Here's a hint: steven ----
[Minion] steven speilburg
[TRIVIA] Times up! The answer was: steven weed
[TRIVIA] Who sang Shout?
[Minion] Eric Clapton
[TRIVIA] Here's a hint: johnny ----
[Minion] Johnny Cash
[Minion] Johnny Ringo
[Minion] Johnny Be Good
[TRIVIA] Times up! The answer was: johnny otis
[gallo_de_oro] johnny walker
[TRIVIA] 410. What was the top single record in 1950 by the Weavers?
[TRIVIA] Here's a hint: good----- -----
[godson] good riddance
[godson] good riddance to bad rubbish
[TRIVIA] Here's a hint: goodnigh- -----
[Minion] Goodnight jackasses
[Minion] goodnight you mother ****ers
[TRIVIA] Times up! The answer was: goodnight irene
[Minion] I was close
[TRIVIA] 411. What hobby was developed by the Palmer Paint company of Detriot?
[Minion] masturbating
[computer] minion cool
[computer] painting
[ab] grafiti
[gallo_de_oro] driving
[TRIVIA] Here's a hint: Paint--- -- -------
[godson] painting by numbers
[TRIVIA] godson got the answer: Painting by numbers in 25.006 seconds. Current wins: 82
Rank: 6th
[TRIVIA] 412. What is 9 metres high, 7 metres wide and 2,500 kilometres long?
[Minion] my penis
[godson] my erect member
[TRIVIA] Here's a hint: grea- ---- --
[arial] great wall of china
[TRIVIA] arial got the answer: great wall of in 22.162 seconds. Current wins: 101 Rank:
5th
[godson] hahah minion
[TRIVIA] 416. What is the most venomous snake?
[Minion] my trouser snake
[TRIVIA] Here's a hint: kin- -----
[computer] king cobra
[TRIVIA] computer got the answer: king cobra in 16.533 seconds. Current wins: 24 Rank:
27th
05/31/02 Forest
*** swan (24.157.36) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as swan enters the
clearing between the trees.
* swan looks at fraNk..
*** Signoff swan (24.157.36).
*/id reveals: *** swan is actually cote id= ip=24.157.36 rank=0*
fraNk 137.197.83 Forest STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!!
[fraNk] *LMAO* dammit cote
06/18/02 Path
* Polock body whips "alive and he jabs at her stomic. he also extends his wing to crasp her
* LadyJessalyn screams and thrashes,a small fist coming around to connect with his jaw*
* Polock jaw simple slides out of place and goes lop sided. he sends anotehr stab and tries to
wing snap her
* fraNk sits back with some popcorn and watches the excitment!!!!
* LadyJessalyn turns around,her back facing him,then slams her elbow into his stomach,then
stomps on his foot,then sends her elbow into his nose and whips her fist into his groin*
[Polock] ooc: Ummm, slight problem I see...
[LadyJessalyn] ooc hmmm?
[Polock] ooc: First you ignored all attacks that I placed on you, second you have been
calling all your hits
[fraNk] ooc: MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!!!
[LadyJessalyn] ooc ack...i call the hits,you call what they do...as for the ignoring,sorry bout
that...didn't mean to,i just kinda spill my thing
* fraNk suddeny jumps up, tossing several old maids at Polock, at very high and dangerous
speeds!!!
06/18/02 Forest
*** suzy (142.22.16) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as suzy enters the
clearing between the trees.
[suzy] Hello people.. enjoy this day!
[DarkSilence] Hello, suzy! Enjoy a stab in the face!
06/27/02 Forest
[Yoda] Rain makes Gin a happy girl.
[GQ] The rain here is miserable. I LOVE rain ususally, but rain down here is so
disgustingly horrible.
[Yoda] The rain down here is great. You're a freak.
[Lord_Blayde] My Igloo is melting!!! NO!!
[fraNk] I am not a fan of rain
[Yoda] I love water of any kind.
[fraNk] I prefer softball sized hail
[Yoda] Haha.
[fraNk] the Softball Sized Hail won the World Weather Championships last year, defeating
40 Below Zero Windchill by 2 scores
[Yoda] *LOL*
07/15/02 Forest
*** Nox (24.43.201) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Nox enters the clearing between the trees.
[Nox] Hey fraNkie doodle
[Nox] Has anyone seen J around lately?
[dogpoop] yeah, he's on
[dogpoop] wait, you mean that RogueMage?
[Nox] Yeah I mean Rogue..I got confused when you said he was on..Then I cried and wet
myself :o|
[dogpoop] Oh, he was in a car accident yesterday, but he's okay. he was on last night
[fraNk] he got hit by a bus this morning though, he is in the hospital, I just stopped up and
delivered him some flowers
[dogpoop] wait, he got hit by a bus today??
[Nox] He got in two accidents?
[fraNk] yah, he did
[dogpoop] that is bizarre, are you making that up?
[fraNk] you know J, big feet, he tripped on the sidewalk and fell, I guess he hit the side of
the bus hahahah
[dogpoop] ****! the world is messed up, send me his number so i can call him, okay?
[Nox] What?! Ick that's not nice...I haven't seen him in a month or so now...I bet you he's
living it up infront of the tv
[dogpoop] does his room have a tv? i have never been to a canadian hospital
[Nox] The have tv's all over the plave in canadian hospitals
[Nox] did he get attached by a rabid dog too?
[fraNk] I don't think they sewed a dog to him, no
[Nox] Holy shit! That sucks :o( If I had a phone I'd call him but I'm living in a crack house
:o|
[fraNk] cool, how's your crack?
[Nox] it's so smooth..Muah
*** midas (139.55.210) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as midas enters the
clearing between the trees.
[dogpoop] yo yo yo midas
[midas] hey poop
[Nox] I just moved down town ottawa into china town..nothing but wh*res and crack
monkies
[dogpoop] i'm going to drink all your beer haha
[Nox] errr china
[dogpoop] I AM GOING TO TIP ALL YOUR COWS
[Nox] SHUT UP YOU STUPID HEAD
[fraNk] midas!!!! baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh a thousand dicks in your religion!!!! my
oil coated kingdom for a towel on thine head!!!
[midas] don't make me wear a turbine and visit your unit mister
[dogpoop] turbine? like a jet turbine? haha
[dogpoop] not unit, squadron
[dogpoop] not battalion, group
[Nox] Well this is lame and no one I know is here..I'm gonna go
[fraNk] may your camel suffer a great infliction and suddenly have a very loose and
unsatisfying uterus
[dogpoop] You! How can you say such a thing? You do not curse a man's camel??
[midas] my camel is gonna piss on your head
[Nox] bub bye
[fraNk] okay Nox Emma, bye
[Nox] MY name is Crystal
[Nox] Who is emma?
[Nox] God I'm dumb I just got that
[dogpoop] i'll bring my spider
[dogpoop] i wonder if it would survive a car trip??
[fraNk] you are going car tipping???
07/15/02 /whoall Cybermyst
Ruby #64.85.27# 95.23 1129134 The people below me are delusional. ALL OF THEM
MULHOLLANDRIVE 130.63.75 24.25 15 The person above me is having sex with me.
Darius 216.208.158 24.25 15
biggayMIKE 137.197.84 33.49 15 the person two persons above me has my penis in his poopchute
Minion #137.197.84# 67.49 2177489 Oops there goes my metal waist guard over my head, oh my!!!
cutie #216.67.194# 25.81 1138657 tell your boyfriend I said "thanks"
07/15/02 CyberMyst 24.25
[Simba] Am i the only one who sees the map all retarded like?
[Manakin] no...I see it like that too
[CountChocula] no short bus on my map
[Simba] Ok good
[Manakin] there it goes
[CountChocula] the short bus?
[CountChocula] you saw it?
07/15/02 40plus
*** fraNk (137.197.84) 40plus / Welcome!!!
[fraNk] BOW BEFORE ME I AM WONDERFUL!!!
* Musky is an athiest *
[fraNk] everyone, lick my feet *nods*
[fraNk] I am Musky's god heheheheh
[Musky] Naw, there is no such thing as a "Supreme Being".
[fraNk] YES< I AM SUPREME!!!
[fraNk] see, Musky, I have olives, onions, sausage, mushrooms, pepperoni, and green
peppers on me, that would make me the Supreme Being!!!
08/27/02 Cellar
*** H473 (202.158.113) Cellar / H473 descends the stairs and peers at the wine
racks and coffin!!!
[Minion] what an odd nickname that is
[H473] which ninck??
[Minion] yours, H473, I assume you are Borg?
[H473] Borg???
[Minion] YOU ARE BORG, YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED!!!
[H473] huh?? what r u talking about........
[Minion] H473 THE COLLECTIVE AWAITS, WE ARE BORG, DO NOT RESIST US!!!
[H473] what the hell??? and WTF is BORG????
[Minion] H473 I COMMAND YOU TO ENTER THE HIVE AND JOIN THE
COLLECTIVE!!!
[H473] SCREW U.......WHAT IS BORG AND WHO IS BORG???
[WolfJunkie] Borg....a sub human being made out of electronics.....Star Trek....circa 1987 or
so
[Minion] YOU CANNOT FOOL ME!!! YOU SILLY BORG!!!!
[H473] YOUR THE ONE IS SILLY SHIT HEAD
08/27/03 Forest
[aphrael] know anybody by the name of Tasslehoff? used to come here sometimes...
[Suave] David Tasslehoff?
[Suave] isn't he the guy from Knight Rider?
[Suave] and BayWatch???
[zeP] And Baywatch Nights?
[aphrael] No no, Tasslehoff burrfoot. Bit of a klepto.
[Suave] what? you ate a burrito, and need some pepto?
08/27/02 Teens16_19
[boozer456] can any chicks give my some help with oral sex?
*** KICK WARNING User boozer456 warned by Carmen 1410 ( Teens16_19 ) ( show
some respect... lewd comments )
[Suave] Yah, no kidding, Carmen is right, you should at least offer a back rub first
08/27/02 Nexus
[jonny] anyone know how to make hickeys go away faster??
[fraNk] yes, rub manly excrement on them
[Mini] wasn't there an old thing about toothpaste or somethin' jonny?
[fraNk] I say you just get hickey's over 100% of your body and say you had a bad
experience in the sun
[RobotCat] Put honey on the hickeys
[RobotCat] and then roll in an anthill.
[Mini] no you rub toothpaste on em *L*
[RobotCat] No one will notice the hickeys anymore.
[fraNk] *LMAO*
[fraNk] you could rub really rough grade sandpaper on your hickeys, then everyone will
just think you fell off a motorcycle
08/27/02 Forest
[DarkSilence] Hahahaha. Some chick was hit by a meteorite. *L*
[fraNk] no way
[fraNk] how the hell does that happen?
[fraNk] God must have not agreed with something she was doing *L*
[DarkSilence] The chances are ... astronomical. Hahahaha.
[zeP] p HAH HAH. Astronomical.
[zeP] Almost sounds like astro-glide.
[DarkSilence] The odds of being hit by a meteorite are like... billions to 1. *L* This
happened in England and it landed on some girl's foot as she was getting into a car.
[fraNk] woah, did it break her foot?
[DarkSilence] No.
[fraNk] wtf? did it at least burn her foot?
[zeP] Oh, horror horror.
[DarkSilence] p She was wearing a boot.
[fraNk] damn, I wanted some damage
[fraNk] why couldn't it have struck her upside the nostril or something cool like that?
[zeP] They also think it was a secondary contact. As in, it bounced off something.
[DarkSilence] She picked it up and it was hot.
[DarkSilence] That's about it.
[fraNk] I picked up a car the other day, it was hot too
[fraNk] but that's another story
[zeP] I picked up a girl yesterday, and she started screaming.
[zeP] She didn't stop til I put her back down.
[Ruby] Pez is sexually frustrated. That's so CUUUUUTE!
[zeP] I am not.
[zeP] I'm sexually repressed.
[zeP] My mom keeps my genitalia in a mason jar under the sink.
[zeP] p I can only use them when I've been extra good.
[fraNk] OUCH
[DarkSilence] I'm sexually oppressed.
[zeP] Yeah. Darky keeps getting hit with cocks.
[zeP] *cocksmack!*
[fraNk] sexually oppressed = penis in a vice?
[zeP] Sexually depressed = penis in a ditch.
* fizbin is not sexually deprived at I have a 2.5 month old son.
[fraNk] sexually undressed = genitals bouncing about in plain site
[zeP] Ack. What does not being sexually deprived have to do WITH A TODDLER!?!?
[fraNk] OAKLAND ATHLETICS KICK ASS
[DarkSilence] Baseball is boring.
[fizbin] I agree baseball is boring...mabye if it was more physical like football.
[fraNk] baseball would be better if it were played by naked women in cleats and batting
helmets
[zeP] what about a batter hit by a ball? yes, nothing like a fastball to the bare tit to bring
out the fans