03/12/01 40plus

[Baked_Alaska] My one year old just had real food for the first time last month, every time I
ask her if she wants to EAT she runs a rips on her way to the high chair all excited, it is so cute
[Rae] you've been feeding her fake food? my god, what kind of parents are you?
[Minion] she ripped one on her high chair? was it smelly? *L*
[gayle] Roxanne..just exactly what is goushla?
[Minion] goushla is the intestines of a horse filled with fire ants, and served with a dainty
sauce made of elmers glue and worstershire sauce

03/14/01 Forest

[alliya] i wish we had an 80's rock station here. id be in heaven (isnt too far away... closer
to it every day...)
[fraNk] yes, I would really have to go with you and come sail away (come sail away come
sail away with me yah)
[RogueMage] Taaaake ooon me...tAke on me! Taaaake Meeee oooooon! Take On me!
[stonecold316] pour some sugar on me
[RogueMage] Hot..sticky sweet..from my head to my feet yeah
[RogueMage] Pour! Some Sugar on me!! in the name of love!
*** Signoff alliya (#205.213.131#) (youve got the peaches, ive got the cream.. sweet to
taste, saccharine!).
[RogueMage] Def fraNkerd!
[fraNk] in the very beginning, god made the fraNk, then he made alliya, and the Forest,
then he made Rogue, he was born with a passion, and big feet, restless spirit, with a need to be neat,
but there was something that was missing, something lost, so he gave what he had to, here's what it
cost, a one part crust, one part meat, one part tomato, one part cheese, GOT GAVE ROGUE, PIZZA
PIZZA, lots of steamy pizza

03/15/01 from /log

*this floated through my buffer one day*

*** KICK WARNING User MoistPussy warned by Sinful 4219 ( Hot_Tub ) ( nickname )
*** Address Whateverdumbop kicked by Sinful 4290 ( Hot_Tub ) ( you think
that an insulting nickname is any better? )

03/15/01 Think_Café

[Yeshu_ahhhhhhh] just paid 25 dollars for a freaking 12 pack of beer....am I
stupid....geesh
[fraNk] it depends Yeshu, if you were on the Survivor show I would say you got a good
deal
[Yeshu_ahhhhhhh] Tits are the best deal since sliced bread...hold on..tits are better than
sliced bread...who ever thought sliced bread was so great.....geesh.....idiots...
[fraNk] I don't know, put ham and miracle whip between boobs and I'm just not all that
thrilled

03/21/01 Forest

[RabidGnome] May your fuckish animated bandwidth-guzzling gif be eaten by rabid
gerbils and then shat into the depths of the Red Sea, you goddamn socialist toaster.
[fraNk] I take it Gnome has burned his bread again?
[RogueMage] Socialists are fun!
[Mink] well what the heck would a socialist toaster toast then?
[RabidGnome] Probably... just... government-distributed bread.
[fraNk] bread kicks ass
[RogueMage] ass kicks bread!
[fraNk] I mean, there are so many things you can do with bread
[fraNk] you can eat bread
* Mink eats bread*
[RogueMage] You can mold bread
[RogueMage] into shrines
[RogueMage] of Mick JAgger
[fraNk] you can let bread get dry and use it to sand a woodworking project
* Mink uses bread to pad her bra*
*** HOTT_WET_LEZ13 has been magically summoned by fraNk to Forest!
[fraNk] you can use bread to summon young lesbians around
* Mink carves bread into a statue imortalizing furter*
[RogueMage] a Mick Jagger Bread Shrine
[fraNk] you can soak bread in gasoline and use it as a yeasty moltav cocktail
[RogueMage] You need a loaf just for the lips
* Mink tosses a piece of bread into the lake and watches as RM (an old lesbian) goes for it*
[PaintedWolf] Thank you Roxie.
[Mink] **the bread explodes as RM eats it**
[RabidGnome] Fucking donut, you dare mock me? You fried cyclops!
[PaintedWolf] born and bread in the USA
* RogueMage is totally unaffected by bread as he is an OLD lesbian
[fraNk] you can use bread as a protection device in your underwear
[RabidGnome] You can actually use bread to create ball lightning, aka St. Elmo's fire, in a
microwave oven. But you trash the microwave in the process.
[Mink] you can? *chucks a loaf into her microwave and nukes it for 99 min and 99 seconds*
* Mink pees on bread*
[fraNk] you can use bread as a makeshift airbag
[MissKinney] HEY PEOPLE! If you are always bored online and need some cash
[RabidGnome] Hey MrsKinney, pleasure my testicles.
[RogueMage] you can whack MissKinney with a loaf of bread
[fraNk] you can use bread to kill others, as in the secret bread finishing move on Mortal
Combat
* RabidGnome waves Masamune-tokagi* This loaf of bread... was baked for only me to
use...
[RogueMage] Bread is just sexy
* RogueMage seduces PW with his loaf of bread
[fraNk] you can actually use bread as underwear, if you have enough peanut butter
[RogueMage] mmmmmm...lick my bread!

03/21/01 Forest

[Roxie] Hey is there anyone Interested in Seeing my pic's .. if so give me your E-mail
[fraNk] Okay Roxie, gwbush@whitehouse.gov
[Love_Bites] iwannasexUup@justdome.com

03/21/01 Forest

[silly] nice
[fraNk] ice
[fraNk] lice
[fraNk] rice
[fraNk] heh heh heh, yep, I'm a quality poet
[LadyGuinevere] you should be published.
[fraNk] Yes I should!!!
[silly] yeah
[fraNk] I could make hundreds of drachma!!!
[LadyGuinevere] maybe some dollars, too..
[LadyGuinevere] or a fish or two..
[Batman] Perhaps a ruble or two.
[fraNk] maybe even a peso?
[Batman] Maybe.
[LadyGuinevere] my butt hurts.
[silly] So anything interesting going on?
[LadyGuinevere] my baby is kicking my bladder and making me have to pee... is that
interesting?
[Batman] You're pregnant?
[fraNk] either that or she has one sitting in her lap *L*
[Batman] That's kind of shitty.
[LadyGuinevere] ha?! shitty?
[silly] Yeah mine does that alot too, how far along are ya?
[fraNk] I'm about 11 months along
[LadyGuinevere] i'm 7 months.
[silly] Being pregnant is not bad
[LadyGuinevere] 11?
[fraNk] I'm an elephant, go figure
[silly] I've got 3 more weeks to go, and it's over!
[LadyGuinevere] being pregnant sucks a big fat banana.
[silly] I haven't had too much of a problem, a little bit of sickness at first and I'm just getting
really big now
[LadyGuinevere] a pregnant elephant would be sexy...
[LadyGuinevere] i'm always sick... puke a lot... and i'm sore all the time...
[fraNk] I get some hella backaches, but I have a big trunk
[LadyGuinevere] what did the elephant say to the naked man?
[LadyGuinevere] it's cute, but can ya really drink out of it?
[fraNk] My baby weighs 650 lbs
[LadyGuinevere] not married...
[LadyGuinevere] don't plan to get that way...
[LadyGuinevere] no boyfriend...
[silly] were you seven months ago
[LadyGuinevere] married?
[LadyGuinevere] no.
[fraNk] me neither, I went to the zoo, saw a nice elephant, got drunk, woke up the next day
with a horribly sore ass
[silly] I guess it helps when you actually plan it, then it doesn't suck so much
[LadyGuinevere] elephants are sexy, frank... i don't blame you.
[silly] Well I hope things work out for you and you have fun being a mom
[fraNk] I should have not gotten into so much foreplay, that is the last I can remember
[Batman] You pregnant chicks are whacked.
[LadyGuinevere] batman... do you wear tights
[LadyGuinevere] and a cape?
[LadyGuinevere] how about the pointy mask?
[LadyGuinevere] now... don't tell me i'm whacked...
[LadyGuinevere] you're the boy in tights...
[LadyGuinevere] with a cape...
[fraNk] Don't wear tights to the zoo batman, the rhinos will be all over you

03/21/01 Forest

* fraNk (209.50.5) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fraNk enters the
clearing between bell's cheeks.
[belldandy] which cheeks furter?
[fraNk] *L* belly heh heh, the unclad ones? *L*
[fraNk] but that really doesn't narrow it down does it?
[belldandy] hmm... well my butt cheeks are clad at the moment, so I guess you came out of
my mouth *L*
[fraNk] *L* belly, at least you didn't say IN your mouth *hahahaha*

03/21/01 Forest

[Mad_Cow] misses bullrider all ready
[bullrider] im still here
[Mad_Cow] bullrider you take it deep i bet
[bullrider] like ur mom
[Mad_Cow] Bullrider get off moms i just got off yours
[fraNk] bullriders mom likes to ride?
[fraNk] well, I guess it runs in the family
[bullrider] damn did u think of that all by urself
[Mad_Cow] Bull rider your moms so Hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her
[fraNk] *L*
[bullrider] just like me ridin ur mom
[fraNk] wow, he's with your mom Mad_Cow, I would be pissed
[Mad_Cow] Bullrider know your role and shut your mouth kid
[fraNk] can you smell what the Cow is cooking?
[bullrider] ur mom got mad at me lastnight cuz i stayed on for 8 seconds jumped off and
threw my hat in the air
[fraNk] must have been anal hahahah
[stryfe] You made it to 8 seconds? GOOD JOB! I knew you had it in you.
[Mad_Cow] bullrider i coulda been your dad , but i didn't have change for a dollar
[Batman] Both of you idiots shut up already.
[Mad_Cow] i coulda been your dad but the dog beat me over the fence
*** Mad_Cow is now known as BufordTjustice.
[fraNk] Skipo, have you ever met bullrider or Buford's mom?
[Skipopotimus] yeah i bounced my nuts off their chins last night, that's why the biatches
got dimpled chins
[Obscuritah] How wonderful it is that we have now three idiots mom-bashing.
[BufordTjustice] Frank you still working at the free clinic ?? tell Bullriders mom i said hi
when she comes in
[Skipopotimus] she wants to know when yer dick is finally be full sized, she didn't like yer
misquito bite of a dick
[Pez] I love my mommy.
[fraNk] Pez's mom has a really nice dress, made of denim
[Skipopotimus] yeah but it looked better on my bedroom floor
[bullrider] was that u or ur mom givin me a blow
*** KICK WARNING User bullrider warned by alliya 12156 ( Forest ) ( lingo )
[Obscuritah] Hey!!! ABUSE!! He wasn't doing the limbo!
[stryfe] The limbo is the DANCE OF DANGER.
[fraNk] the lingo is the DANCE OF KICKWARN
[Obscuritah] You are all so insightful to each other's family relations. *L* Instead of
chatting, you all should be on psychic hotlines.
[Pez] fraNk, why do you summon these people in here? We don't appreciate you bringin'
your trailer trash friends. They smell.
[fraNk] Pez, don't bash the host okay? we'll have to edit that out before we air it dammit
[Skipopotimus] i called the psychic hotlines once and they told me some dude with no dick
would bang my mom

03/21/01 Forest

[RobRoy] nice picture you've got Mink
[Mink] thanks =)
[RobRoy] you're so cute mink
[Pez] SHE'S TAKEN, ROB! DEACTIVATE PENIS!

03/22/01 Forest

*** zoot (203.62.135) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as zoot enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] zoot?
[fraNk] I have a nize zoot, I vear it to vork
03/22/01 Teens16_19

*** KICK WARNING User Courtney warned by MystikalDeaver 2066 ( Teens16_19 )
(insults)
[midas] damn MystikalDeaver you are one good op
[MystikalDeaver] midas Why thank you *shakes yer hand* I am going to recommend a
level raise for you and maybe they will give you some brownie points too
[midas] yeah MystikalDeaver...too bad I was being sarcastic
[midas] but you know, MD, I think you are a good friend
[MystikalDeaver] midas Ummmmm No I dont want any friends online except for tisha
FSN and Krystena
[midas] yes but you have so many I'm sure...you won't mind another I will bring over pizza
*s*
[MystikalDeaver] okay midas you can BITE ME and SHOVE OFF

03/22/01 Teens16_19

[midas] SPAM I LOVE YOU
[fraNk] COTTO SALAMI I LOVE YOU

03/22/01 Teens16_19

[hottie14] any guys wanna chat with a 14f? msg me
[fraNk] hottie14, are you sure you are 14 years old? and not actually an alien from outer
space sent here to probe my backside with funny medical instruments?

03/22/01 Forest

[Orfinani] Hey..Who was that fellow who used to come here all the time that was from OZ
and got mad and doesn't come here any more YES, I EXPECT YOU TO KNOW
[fraNk] that's Magz
[Orfinani] YEAH, Magz...what happened to him?
[Orfinani] If you know and care to tell...that is
[fraNk] I have no idea
[Orfinani] hmmmmm. very strange indeed..
[fraNk] yes it is, I didn't even think about that, I havent seen him in some time
[fraNk] do you think he got hit by a bus?
[Orfinani] Probly not..more likely bitten by the poisonous flectomistican pit viper
[fraNk] I had that happen once, my privates swelled way up
[fraNk] no wait, that was from looking at pictures of PaintedWolf
* revolution got hit by a bus a week ago.
[fraNk] wow, revo, you okay?
[revolution] not really i spent some time in the hospital for that one.
[revolution] one broken arm 4 broken ribs and some bruises.
[fraNk] I spent time in the hospital once for Joe DiMagio disease
[revolution] what is JOE DIMAGIO disease?????
[fraNk] it's sort of like Lou Gehrigs but you have a better overall fielding and hitting
percentage

03/22/01 AC Chat

*okay, this is a pretty disturbing section right here, if you feel it may violate your fragile sensibilities, skip it, yah, as if you would do that*

*** eroticguy (207.82.165) heaven / Welcome!!!
*** sexybabe (216.18.0) heaven / Welcome!!!
[sexybabe] hi darling..so we are in our own room..
[eroticguy] oh thanks my loving baby.. iam glad
[eroticguy] so one of the evenings.. daddy is gone for the week.. and i hear u bathing.. and i
try to play naughty.. ( u have been my dick throb ever since my daddy married u)
[sexybabe] you too attract me sexually..i always fantasize with you..
[eroticguy] and i find something so fucking interesting.. its a vibrator tool and i take it out
of ur hidden drawer.. and smile.. and just wait till u come out of the shower
[sexybabe] i come out of the shower naked..just a towel in my hairs..suddenly i see you in
my bed room..i'm a bit frightened
[eroticguy] and i come close to you.. and open ur hands.. and ask u "is this toy better than
real.. i know mommy.. u are too young for daddy.. but tell me does he give u what all u nneed.. come
on be honest"
*** DAD (209.50.5) heaven / Welcome!!!
[DAD] YOU FUCKERS!!! YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING PAY NOW!!! *takes off his
belt*
[sexybabe] to be honest, your dad can't satisfy me..i'm always unsatisfied
[DAD] FUCK YOU BITCH *smashes her face* I'LL SATISFY YOU WITH THIS *grabs a
wooden broom handle and rams it up her ass*
[DAD] YOU LIKE THAT? I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING SLIVERS!!!
[DAD] YAH THATS RIGHT *beats eroticguy crazily with the broom handle*
* DAD looks around at the bloodied up room with the two ungrateful bastards knocked out
cold
* DAD smokes a cigarette *now that's what I call satisfaction*