9/16/00 Think_Cafe

[_Mr__Mad_] ok... so, hi there _Mr_Mad_, sup?
[_Mr__Mad_] nothing much really, what about you?
[_Mr__Mad_] ah, same ol', same ol...
[_Mr__Mad_] damn... so nothing exciting in your life?
[_Mr__Mad_] nah... what about you?
[_Mr__Mad_] same here, very bored...
[_Mr__Mad_] do you talk to yourself sometimes?
[_Mr__Mad_] i don't know, not that i know off, why?
[_Mr__Mad_] oh, you just seem like that kind of person
[_Mr__Mad_] no i don't
[_Mr__Mad_] yes you do
[_Mr__Mad_] no i don't
[_Mr__Mad_] be quiet
[_Mr__Mad_] i will not
[_Mr__Mad_] YES YOU WILL!
[_Mr__Mad_] oops... i screwed up
* _Mr__Mad_ has been kicked by _Mr_Mad_ (talking to yourself again, go back to the
guys with the nice jacket... You know, the one with the really long sleeves)

9/16/00 Think_Café

[imaChihuahua] Yeshua he just got his first real job in May. He is working for a trucking
company. Unfortunately, one of the drivers didn't make it to work with the truckload of goods,
yesterday. They found him dead in the cab of his truck in a river!
[_Mr__Mad_] oh... i hate it when people come late because they're dead... think they can
get away with it, too... Family members allways start crying when you yell at them
[Yeshua] why do they call the death penalty...the death penalty...I think it should just be the
early death penalty...cuz we all have a death penalty...even that spanish dude...Jesus...the one with the
water and wine thing...
[_Mr__Mad_] Jesus???
[_Mr__Mad_] Jesus wasn't spanish Yeshua
[_Mr__Mad_] and it wasn't really water and wine... more like bread and fish
[Yeshua] Mad...Jesus...ya know...from Tiuana...damn man...read your...er...that black
book...
[_Mr__Mad_] well, Jesus did lots of stuff... David Copperfield does the same tricks, but they
didn't write a big book about him yet
[_Mr__Mad_] ok, this has been bugging me for a few days now... What would you call a fly
without wings??? A walk?
[imaChihuahua] a soon-to-be-spider's-meal
[_Mr__Mad_] what about this one... You know how a buttered piece of toast ALWAYS falls
with the buttered side to the bottom, right? And how a cat always lands on it's paws, right? Picture a
cat, with a buttered piece of toast tied to it's back (butter facing up, off course), being thrown out of a
window... Now what will happen?
[Yeshua] Mad...take your medication
[_Mr__Mad_] medication? I'm trying to unravel the mysticism of science here... I should get
a pullitzer and a grammy for my work

9/16/00 Think_Café

[Yeshua] anyway...mark said they used to be an item
[_Mr__Mad_] i used to be an item too
[_Mr__Mad_] but i broke up, i was too big of a pain in the ass
[Yeshua] Mad...ROFL...that is funny...on a couple of different levels...

9/19/00 Forest

[Knemases] I hate them dammit. And I wore a dress and shit today too.
[Minion] you wore a dress, AND shit? don't you think the shit was overdoing it a little bit,
must have been a real gala affair, did you use cow or pig?

9/20/00 Forest

[Mysteria] STUPID BUSSES DAMMIT! LET ME POST
[mellon] stupid busses?
[fraNk] BUSS = HONK HONK, may I see your pass please *smile*
[Mysteria] busses.. isnt that the plural of bus?
[fraNk] no, I believe the correct terminology is a herd of bus
[fraNk] or is it a flock?
[Mysteria] *laughs* silly frank

9/20/00 Cellar

[SoulBlighter] Ray is right here.
[zeP] It's Ray Ray! He's famous for his one man Amos N Andy act.
* PaintedWolfe bites SB* Hey you.. s'been awhile
* SoulBlighter gets bitten and likes it "Yeah i would have to say it has been awhile PW"
* kNarfoooooo humps SoulBlighter's leg
* kNarfoooooo gets all humpy and sweaty, biting and humping him over and over AND
OVER AND OVER
* SoulBlighter blows kNarfooooo's head off with a 12 guage shotgun
[zeP] If I were running for President, and I kissed my wife on stage, I'd be sure to give her
butt a squeeze.
[PaintedWolfe] .. Or if you kissed her ass the least you could do is stick a finger in her
moist, awaiting mouth..
[kNarfoooooo] or in her moist waiting cat
[zeP] And if I was feeling kinky, I'd give her a rimjob. Just to show our love for each other
[zeP] Geez. My cotton shorts are sticking to my ass.
[zeP] It's not a comfortable feeling.
[kNarfoooooo] zeP, use baby powder oooh, good stuff
[zeP] Baby powder, eh? Wait...babies can't fit in the blender and it doesn't even have a
powder feature!
[kNarfoooooo] you have to dry them out then use a hammer to beat from big crunchy pieces
into tiny little soft pieces
[PaintedWolfe] Oh how disgusting.. maggots were found in a bucket of KFC today.. at the
bottom.. after they'd eaten half of it..
[zeP] Maggots are just little pellets of disease ridden protein. It's natures way of saying
"Welcome to food poisoning, dickhead."
[PaintedWolfe] Gee I've missed this lace
[kNarfoooooo] I'm not wearing lace, I'm wearing styrofoam and sandpaper
[kNarfoooooo] yes, I know what you are thinking, and you are right, it's a Versace
[PaintedWolfe] .. eerrr.. place.. I meant place

9/23/00 Teens16_19

[Phreakout] I was with a cop when he picked up a runaway juvinile... he was very
professional about it, even though she was being a bitch
[Minion] professional = duct tape the girls mouth shut and beat her with a tire iron *L*
[BlueLightning] But really I'm a good girl *L* i don’t have any felony or arrests on my ..
thingie..
[Minion] my thingie has several felonies, but only because nebraska hates deviant
activities

9/25/00 Forest

[Busty16] Can all the guys in here answer me one question? Why are tits so attractive?
[Caine] Not all of them are, Busty.
[JimmyGnome] They remind us of water balloons.
[Busty16] What's so great about that?
[test] breasts? well, it depends, I prefer a lady like myself, with firm small breasts and a
tight petite body, like dogpoop there
[dogpoop] ahahahaha
* dogpoop struts and preens*
[JimmyGnome] Lending a fun, happy atmosphere to a woman's chest.
[SilverBlue] *LMAO*@Busty16, your nick reflects a certain intelligence. Or should I say...
un-intelligence *L*
[Busty16] Actually I am a 90% student, so don't judge me on my ample supply
[test] you are only 90 percent student? is the other 10 percent hooker? *hopes* : )
* test gets out a 20 *do you have change?
[JimmyGnome] Geez.
[Busty16] Oh shut up, are you jealous of my intelligence because of your lack of?
[JimmyGnome] I think they're jealous of your breastises.
[test] yes, that's it *stares at the boobs* oh my *drools*
[SilverBlue] *L* I'm not dumb, I'm just stoopid.
[JimmyGnome] So am I... I want water balloons, dammit.
[JimmyGnome] Yesterday I threw a water balloon full of piss at someone's car.
[test] Busty, what is your favorite sexual position, I like it when you are on top
[Busty16] 36D is not that big.
[Busty16] I love all positions.
[Busty16] Especially doing it in a chair.
[JimmyGnome] I like... lying down.
[mellon] 36D sounds like a nice size.
[Busty16] It is when you only weigh 135./
[SilverBlue] I would hate to have 36D. You loser. Boobs are not cool. *L*
[JimmyGnome] Sure they are. Water balloons, dammit! Ba-woom...
[Busty16] Jealous SilverBlue? HOw big or small are you?
* SilverBlue struts around * Smaller is better! *L*
[JimmyGnome] Luckily they don't pop. Not often.
[JimmyGnome] Wonder what a popped boob would splash? Milk, maybe?
[Caine] I like small 'uns. I like big 'uns. I like firm 'uns, and the bouncy 'uns too. No one
breast is better then the other, the only thing that's better is when it's double.
[JimmyGnome] I've got a lovely set of coconuts... see them all a'standing in a row.
[test] I have a very nice chair made of velvet, I can fit you in... *looks at watch* how bout 9
pm tonite? A one hour session of you panting and screaming my name and the lords name in vain,
followed by an explosion of color and pleasure and you passing out from orgasmic joy?
[Busty16] You wish.
[mellon] OH MY GOD
[SilverBlue] *LMAO* test
[Caine] She's gonna be using your vibrator, eh test?
[Busty16] a/s/l Caine?
[Caine] 21, yes, but not with you, English.
[test] Busty, I want to see this picture everyone is telling me about in pm's, the one of you
showing them off
[Busty16] Test, how about no.
[test] WHY NOT???
[Busty16] You didn't say pretty please.
[JimmyGnome] I think vibrators should come in decorator colors... kinda like iMacs or
Sony radios.
[test] what if vibrators had replaceable pop rocks glued to the outside of them? man, girls
would love the fizzle
* SilverBlue giggles uncontrollably * POP ROCKS
[JimmyGnome] Hmm. Why bother with the machine... just go to Blockbuster Video and
buy a case of Pop Rocks.
[Caine] I heard something about Altoids and...(the curiously strong mint)
[test] what about Testschlong (the curiously long dong)
[JimmyGnome] Head & Shoulders dandruff shampoo. You know it's working when you feel
the tingle.
[JimmyGnome] I wonder if one can get dandruff in their pubic hair.
[test] Yes, I have it terrible, JGnome, I have to use Ass and Knees shampoo

9/27/00 Think_Café

* DragonballZ doesn't like when people make fun of his name
[kNarf] hey ScalyNutz
[DragonballZ] you see what im talkinabout?
[dodo] gambling stinks
[DragonballZ] dodo, your saiying I was wrong for buying that lottery ticket today?
[kNarf] Hey, LizardSatchel, what lottery are you speaking of?

10/1/00 Forest

[Minion] my roomate at college, he and his best friend were watching a highschool track
meet, a pole vaulter missed the mat, caught the end of it with his feet and smacked his head on the
track, i guess it was just horrible
[poet] sounds hilarious
[Minion] it killed him
[poet] well,except for that last part *L*
[Minion] *L* heh heh, that is an understatement poet

10/2/00 Forest

*** randy (#209.214.184#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as randy enters
the clearing between the trees.
* randy sits in fraNk...
[fraNk] sits IN me?? am I like a wading pool now?
[randy] oops... heeh

10/02/00 Forest

* Bayne_ chuckles at his buffer* I love it when people pretent to be someone else and trick
ya even though they don't even type like the person they are trying to be and are sooooo different
attitude wise
[Bayne_] *fraNk* (137.197.94) hi, brittany spears here, want a blow job? <--- see I mean
things like this
[SilverBlue] *LMFAO* Bayne
[fraNk] UHM!!! /kick Bayne_ (reposting pms) *L*

10/04/00 Forest

[belldandy] I can't marry a buzzing it. It's notethical... And besides... think of what the
children would look like.
[Teacher1221] marries a buzzing it
[pi] i buzz sometimes
[belldandy] you buzz hon? Your batteries must've ran out cause I've never heard you buzz.
*looks for a way to replace pi's batteries*
[Minion] I have heard you have a pretty satisfying buzzing it Teacher, is this so?
[Teacher1221] yes
[Minion] what sort of noise does your buzzing friend make teacher?
[Teacher1221] i dunno but it is bigger than you are
[jonny] ROAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRR
[Minion] well, we all know that jonny has the LipMangler4000 with super vibro revolving
nub action
[Minion] if that is the noise it makes

10/12/00 Socko Chat

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10/12/00 Graveyard

* satan1 puts his nose in the air at Amby spank*
[fraNk] what? you put your nose in the air at a sperm bank?

10/17/00 Teens16_19

[cameron] The names is Cameron.... I'm 6"4....with long flowing red hair...and a body to die
for.... you ladies what to have at a Viking love god...than you've come to the right place baby
[fraNk] geesh, cameron could put on a big red nose and huge shoes and be a clown
[cameron] my friends call me BIG RED.....I don' think you fine ladies need any
explaination..... ITs all true..... hahahaha
[woods] big red like ronald mcdonald
[cameron] even bigger
[fraNk] BIG RED WALDO, have you seen him? also goes by cameron, plays banjo at
kiddie birthday parties and makes animals out of balloons
[cameron] who wants a peice of big red?
[fraNk] now now, cameron has huge red feet
[woods] give it up big red no one likes a red head even your family is embarassed
[Gifford] cameron have you ever feasted on a pair of beef curtains ?
[cameron] beefcurtains?....what!!!!

10/17/00 Teens16_19

[MARIANO] MALE OR FEMALE KRAZYBABE
[KraZyBaBy] *LMFAO*@ MARIANO
[PlayaHata] MARIANO If a dude had a nick like that I'd laff