05/09/01 Forest

*** peeve (65.92.47) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as peeve enters the
clearing between the trees.
[furaNkoo] wait, there is something about that nickname that says 'hey everyone, I'll stay in
the forest and chat!!!'
*** pita (65.92.33) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as pita enters the
clearing between the trees.
[furaNkoo] ahhh, it's the pita, where is the nina and santa maria???
[peeve] hey fura what ya up to?
[furaNkoo] I was just cussing at my goat and beating him, what about you?
[pita] And what country are you from?
[furaNkoo] I'm from Jamaica
[pita] Is there any sane people here?
[peeve] I just came from the corner kicking my cat
[furaNkoo] kick the shit out of that cat peeve, I don't want any trace of that smelly pussy
around here hahahaha
[pita] it is not nice to kick your kitty
[furaNkoo] pita, do you have a kitty?
[pita] yes I have a kitty actually two!
[furaNkoo] you have two kittys??? wtf are you? some kind of siamese twin?
[pita] You said KITTY not PUSSY!
[furaNkoo] kitty pussy, it's all about fur, in my opinion, and look, my goat agrees *turns
and beats his goat for speaking without being spoken to*
[peeve] what's your goats name???
[furaNkoo] my goats name is hector macho goat
*** Comet (198.164.200) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Comet enters
the clearing between the trees.
[Comet] hello pita
[furaNkoo] woah, that Comet just burned off my ear hairs
[furaNkoo] Comet, we were just discussing my goat, would you like to take a stick and
beat him?
[peeve] fura ... my cats name is pita....HAHAHAHAHA
[pita] Ahhh you wouldn't know one if it came and gave ya a big lick! *S*
[pita] Seems like some people are at a loss for words now in here!
[peeve] cat got our tongue
[furaNkoo] if your kitty is like leaking you have problems
[furaNkoo] oh you said 'lick', I thought you said 'leak' and I got very scared
[pita] Nope never leaks!
[furaNkoo] peeve, have you ever met pita?
[pita] Peeve whose peeve??
[peeve] pita ... nope just chatted to ... seems really nice
[furaNkoo] I disagree
[furaNkoo] not for any reason, but just because…
[pita] Why are you that insecure about yourself mentally and physically that you think all
women are not nice?
[furaNkoo] well, okay, I admit it, my goat likes pita, and I have found that my goat is a bad
judge of character
[pita] Sorry not into goats or any animals for that matter!
[peeve] I'd watch out for PITA she may be soft on the outside but shes got a nasty bite!
[furaNkoo] pita, if I ordered you on Mail Order Brides, what is the shipping and handling
costs???
[pita] You couldn't afford me my talents are too great and you could not put up with my
nasty BITE!!!
[furaNkoo] I asked you how much, not for me, but for my cousin ed, he lives in arkansas.
[Explicit] Pita must have teeth like a walrus.
[peeve] thems be fightin words!!!!!
[furaNkoo] if you have great teeth that will help make up for him, he has no teeth
[pita] Why do you say that I mean the bite of my tongue for I have a lot of wit and spunk
and very capable of taking care of myself! Whats your excuse?
[Explicit] Drugs.
[pita] Ya well wait till you grow up a little and the drugs wear off!
[Explicit] I'm already 45. I'm on medication for my pancreaitis. *cry*
[furaNkoo] Tylenol is giving me a major rush peeve!!! I just snorted some!!!
[furaNkoo] and earlier I freebased flinstone vitamens, dino to be exact. I was all farked up
[pita] Hmmm sorry! I wish I was on drugs for all the pain I go through!
[furaNkoo] why are you in pain pita? double lobotomy?
[pita] Nope... mental agony
[peeve] boy try a fizz candy it is the best...
*** Comet (198.164.200) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Comet enters
the clearing between the trees.
[furaNkoo] WOAH *gets his anal orifice grazed by a Comet* watch it!!!
[Comet] hot stuff me.....
[pita] Comet your the hottest thing I have seen in here all night!
[peeve] i resent that
[Comet] oh baby thanks is it hot in here?
[pita] *SMILES*
[Comet] thats not nice
[pita] what the heck is that supposed to mean??
[furaNkoo] pita, I am suddenly attracted to you
[pita] You ain't my type?
[furaNkoo] and Comet too, perhaps we can all get together with a bottle of vegetable oil
and my goat???
[pita] I think he needs to leave the veggie oil and drink some Canadian beer!!!
[Comet] I AM CANADIAN
[Comet] and i score all the time
[furaNkoo] oh wait, Comet is canadian, I don't want to catch syphillis, scratch that last post
[furaNkoo] Comet, what is the happiest you have ever made a farm animal? and please,
don't spare peeve and I any details
[Comet] I've eaten goat and it's tough
[Comet] once there was this chicken but thats a long story
[furaNkoo] my goat just said 'fuck you Comet I'll show you tough'
[pita] *LOL* Comet ..... I don't prefer that many farm animals in my diet!
[furaNkoo] why have you done this, you have angered my goat, now I must beat him
severely for his transgressions
[pita] It is not nice to beat on animals especially a goat it was on the news that they have
been proven to be very intelligent and a better mans best friend than a dog!
[furaNkoo] what if you offer your goat passionate sex?
[furaNkoo] does that make it okay to beat him?
[furaNkoo] oh goat, I love the soft caress of your hooves against my fleshy sack of moist
delicious nuts
[pita] No, that is just plain sick!
[peeve] it is okay only if you use a glove!!!
[furaNkoo] oh my, look, my goat is all turned on now, he is mounting the mail box
[furaNkoo] HEY GOD DAMN YOU GOAT, GET THE HELL OFF OF THERE YOU
STUPID BASTERD
[furaNkoo] he might get goatygravy all over my welfare check
[furaNkoo] pita, what would you do in the presence of such a studly goat as mine?
[peeve] furaNkoo do you get out much???? Try opening a door once and a while and walk
thru it!
[pita] I ignore you and the goat and walk into the waiting arms of COMET!
[furaNkoo] what if Comet turned out to be a sheep? and my goat had more sexual prowess
than he?
[pita] Comet is not a sheep
[furaNkoo] okay okay, lets say my goat needed a haircut, you would give him a haircut
wouldn't you pita????
[pita] nope
[Comet] you guys are sick i think i'll go for a ride on my bike
[Comet] pita you come with?
[Comet] it is a harley
[pita] I thought you were wanting to by yourself and you thought I was sick! :o(
[pita] I like those kinda bikes! *wink*
[furaNkoo] I hope he doesn't ride over here on his bike, the goat will make his leg a real
mess
[Comet] and i dont do goats
[alliya] that doesnt mean the goat wont do you *L*
[furaNkoo] PITA SHAVE MY FUCKING GOAT OKAY???
[peeve] fura open a window or something your brain needs some air!!!
[Explicit] Pita seems like an easy lay.
[furaNkoo] I mean good lord, a goat needs shaving too!!!!
[pita] NOPE I WON"T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU OR YOUR GOAT!
[furaNkoo] DAMN YOU PITA, WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO TREAT A GOAT
LIKE THIS???
[pita] Your not the first to damn me, so no intimidation there! *shrugs*
[pita] I should go on the bike ride, feel the wind blow in my hair
[Explicit] pita, perhaps I could lay back and spread my legs in front of your head and fart,
you could really feel the wind blow through your hair then
[furaNkoo] pita, your hair smells like butt, how do you explain this?
[Comet] this is the best laugh i had all day thanks
[pita] No doubt best laugh! Explicit for supposedly saying your 45 (whatever) you act like
my younger brother and his friends but then again they have a wee bit more maturity than you!
[furaNkoo] Yah, pita just called Comet a suckling baby!!! mwa ha ha ha ha
[Comet] i am not 45 , 43 thank you..
[Explicit] The ability to crack jokes and have fun does not make a person immature, it
makes the person who points the finger an uptight fuckwads.
[furaNkoo] pita, can we start over, I want to be your friend *S*
[Explicit] Get off your high horse for a change and loosen up, you fucking stiff.
[peeve] thinks everyone here really needs a cold beer!!!!
[furaNkoo] pita, I shaved my butt today
[pita] jokes are fine I have plenty I am have a great sense of humor also but farting in
someones face to try and make a joke is disgusting and degrating..... and something someone in high
school would dream of, not an adult
[Explicit] You're the one that said you wanted to have the wind in your hair. I just gave you
an optional method of wind-production.
[Comet] stop i am getting excited

05/02/01 Forest

[leafytrousers] i detect hostility in the hair
* leafytrousers sniffs Jen's crotch *
[fraNk] yes, I just looked at my barometer and there is a 94 percent chance of hostile
behavior today in the forest.
[fraNk] in other weather related news I peed on a tree today

05/08/01 Teens16_19

[rez_girl] ne natives in here?
* JD hopes there are no Natives in here
[JD] I would have to guard my wagon from unsolicitated fires then

05/15/01 Forest

[feedme] im drinking Clear American
[feedme] some offbeat walmart copy of clearly canadian hahahaha
[jonny] EWWWW ive drank that horrible Clear American
[jonny] its awful shit....clearly canadian is really good
[feedme] I just drank something even better, it's called Cloudy Mexican
[feedme] but I had the shits real bad afterwards and was in the hospital for 5 days in a
coma

05/15/01 Forest

*** THUNDERCOCK (209.50.5) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
THUNDERCOCK enters the clearing between the trees.
[jonny] wierd
*** KICK WARNING User THUNDERCOCK warned by Taffy 1824 ( Forest ) ( nick LMAO pls
change )
*** THUNDERCOCK is now known as SUPERDUPERCOCK.
* SUPERDUPERCOCK IS BACK TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!
*** Kim (#213.104.143#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Kim enters the
clearing between the trees.
[SUPERDUPERCOCK] HEY KIM *RAMS INTO HER ASS*
*** SUPERDUPERCOCK is now known as EXTREMECOCKY.
*** EXTREMECOCKY (209.50.5) has left location Forest
*** DELIGHTFULCOCK (209.50.5) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
DELIGHTFULCOCK enters the clearing between the trees.
*** BAN WARNING User DELIGHTFULCOCK warned by Tane 136 ( Forest ) ( nicks )
[DELIGHTFULCOCK] OKAY I'LL CHANGE IT
*** DELIGHTFULCOCK is now known as GIANTFUNSACK.
[GIANTFUNSACK] THERE WE GO
*** Sinbad (#213.104.143#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Sinbad
enters the clearing between the trees.
* GIANTFUNSACK SUDDENLY DRAPES UPON SINBADS CHIN
*** Tane (#203.109.252#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Tane enters
the clearing between the trees.
* GIANTFUNSACK WAVES HELLO TO TANE
[GIANTFUNSACK] AND PROBABLY GOODBYE

05/22/01 Forest

*** fossilgirl (165.21.83) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fossilgirl enters
the clearing between the trees.
[RogueMage] heya fossilgirl wanna try out my bone? ; )

05/22/01 Teens16_19

[Grim] Have any of you people arguing about whatever it is you're arguing about
considered suicide? It's easy, it's fun, and I believe it will raise the average IQ of the planet by several
points.

05/22/01 Think_Cafe

[fraNk] ...for this test we have secretly replaced the usual digilante and replaced him with a
much more demented and argumentative version, let's sit back and watch.
* digilante pisses in franNk's secretly replaced coffee....
[rustler] A bactarian camel has two humps...i think there is a new species of camel with
three humps that roams the nuclear test sites oof Kazakhstan
[fraNk] I think that camel had 11 humps and swallowed a needle
[fraNk] but didn't feel a prick till it was 14
[digilante] however fraNk now feels a "prick" every night.
[fraNk] you shall pay for that you monosexual hunchback
[digilante] *LOL*
[JesterG] monosexual humpback? *L*
[iceyyyyyyy] hello do want to chat with me?
[fraNk] do camels wear towels on thier heads ever?
[fraNk] iceyyyyyy only if you brought a camel for digilante to marry
[iceyyyyyyy] frank, its okey for me to bring you a camel how many do you want?
[rustler] I have a fat deposit that stores excess quantities of water too...its a beer belly
[rustler] <<------------------ is very fat
[JesterG] if lost out in the desert, do you mind if I run a direct tap through your bellybutton?
[digilante] fraNk has one also rustler.........he and the rest of us call it his head.
[hypochondriac] belly oasis
[Caeridwen] brb making dumb ass biscuits
[fraNk] dumb ass biscuits, isn't that where you mix dirt, water, and dog hair and bake it for
11 minutes or until really stinky?
[fraNk] it's a staple in the diet of Arkansians
[Tori_] LOL frank
[fraNk] I'm drinking whole milk, straight from the camel.
[digilante] Thats a male camel fraNk........and it ain't exactly milk.....
[fraNk] I knew there was something up, no camel is THAT happy
* digilante LMAO at fraNk!
[fraNk] oh well, I'm getting extra protien *slurp*
[Tori_] Is that what they tell you Frank? It's a myth!
* digilante pukes!
[digilante] your horid fraNk!
[JesterG] fraNk has been searching the net in much too much of the really sordid corners of
the internet
[hypochondriac] smoking camels... not the cigs though

09/04/01 Hot_Tub

[AstroboyMaggot] are you required to kick people? Is there a minimum amount? or do you
just find it fun? that's what i think. but hey, so would i
[Minion] I'm required to warn 4000 people a day and kick 1700 of them, including 600 bans
[AstroboyMaggot] oooooh, that's a fair number i suppose

09/04/01 Teens16_19

*got this in my buffer from someone*

*Cowdy* (216.208.192) I'm for Ontario fighting a devilish fire in my pants. Gimme pics or
tell me your stats

09/17/01 Teens16_19

[BoredBoxerless] TORONTO anyone????????????//
[fraNk] I'LL HAVE SOME TORONTO!!!
[fraNk] SUPERSIZE IT WITH A LARGE FRIES AND COCK
[fraNk] oh shit, I meant COKE *LMFAO*

09/17/01 Doorstep

[subfemale1] ne dominant males?
[fraNk] I'm pretty dominant, TAKE OFF YOUR PANT NOW SUBFEMALE AND LAY
ON THE COUCH!!!! *gets his whip and tire iron collection, biggest in 4 states*

09/17/01 Think_Cafe

[UnMoira] Oops. Gotta go. *laughs* Boss hates it when I chat on company time.
[fraNk] screw the boss
[fraNk] but only if he or she is hot and will give you a raise for it

09/17/01 Think_Cafe

[Relay] Hi Kiraly
[kiraly] hi there...everything went fine today...but the hard ones are still ahead....next exam
on Wednesday
[fraNk] if you are cute, kiraly, and female, your next exam can be *looks at watch* now
[laranja] keep your hands off frank ! *l*
[fraNk] YAH, DONT TOUCH ME

09/17/01 Forest

[Pac] *screams and leaps back, mophing, in mid air, into an overly large black panther,
massively shouldered, stunningly beautiful, black as sin and twice as deadly*
[fraNk] woah, since when did this room change to Path *shoots Pac right in the testicles*
[CoSmicBoy] No Pac .... Role player..... arghhhh *jumps back onto his cabbage of infinite
wisdom, big, green, smelly*

09/17/01 Forest

[Nell] It is really hot.
[fraNk] yes I am
[Nell] Oh baby... *shivers in pleasure*
[fraNk] thank you Nell
[Nell] Your welcome, fraNk.
* fraNk lets Nell rub it some more
[Nell] I wasn't aware I was rubbing anything *L*
[fraNk] you had to use three hands, you should have been

09/17/01 Forest

[fraNk] I suppose that my gratuitous use of a colorchromatic plethora of impressively
confusing vocabulary serves not to increase my popularity amongst the rank and file of chatters upon
Alamak but merely displays my continual ineptitude at making any sort of responsible meaningful
discussion
[Pac] *laughs* inept pretty much says it all, kNarf..