8/20/99 Forest
[Desmond] General Complaint : New CD wrappers are a bitch to get off
[Zephyr] Desmond...oh those wrappers are NEW?! Heh...they've ALWAYS been a bitch if you ask
me.
[Desmond] Yeah, just that now they put that little stip of goo on top that you have to pull off too... I
remember the good 'ole days when they came in cardboard boxes and killed a hundred trees for one CD *sighs*
[fraNk] *L* Desmond, I tend to agree with that
[Zephyr] WAIT! My Everclear CD came in a cardboard thingy!!.ahhh...all I had to do was pull it
off...heh...
[Desmond] *after making a tremendous mess at the base of his feet with child-choking-plasitc-
hazards... Well, let's see if Chicago is a good band or not
[fraNk] Is it just me or has goo goo dolls really come of age lately
[fraNk] I wanna wake up where you are
[epona] 'everclear' sounds like an acne medication...
* fraNk puts everclear on his ass and watches the magic begin!!
[PaintedWolf] mmmm.. goo goo dolls
[Arianna] I like the lead singer from Goo Goo Dolls
[fraNk] I am the lead singer from the Goo Goo Dolls *molests Arianna soundly and with vicious
intensity
[mellon] sorry Adrianna please dont beat me i will be good
[fraNk] Ooooooh, well, cpu unit, I see how you want to behave today, well meet my trusty
sledgehammer, he has been dying for a lick at you *BAM BAM SMASH CRASH BANG BLAST BROING
BOOM*
[fraNk] you aren't a man, Zephyr?? damn the torpedoes!!! full speed ahead *takes off pants* *L*
[Zephyr] YIKES...Frank...er...YOU SCARE ME... *runs*
* PaintedWolf dies laffin at fraNk*
* fraNk chases Zephyr, at low impact speed of course, so willy and his nutty companions don't
bounce around too much
[Tatsumi] HELLO ALL YOU OP WITH COLOR TO GIVE ME. I will be your friend @:^
[fraNk] Tatsumi, you damn fool, you have color now, compliments of me!!
* Zephyr hides * Gawddamnit!!!
[Tatsumi] I have color?
[Tatsumi] You but the lime in the coconuts and you mix it all up
[Arianna] Ah, isn't fraNk nice
[PaintedWolf] Poor poor Tatsumi
[fraNk] I love taking responsibility for the color available here
* nitewolf zeros in on bcw at hyper speed
* fraNk hypers in on nitewolf at zero speed
* Tatsumi jumps on Zephyr and steal her clothes then runes away*
* fraNk stares at Zephyr's massive cleavage
[Zephyr] AHhh! DAMN YOU ALL!
* Zephyr walks around wearing leaves *
[mellon] *LOL* thank god he didnt steal my clothes 2day *L*
[PaintedWolf] Hey! I'm the one with massive cleavage around here! *fumes and props her elbows
up on her boobs*
* fraNk gets out his leaf blower and blasts Zephyr *whistles* damn nice
* Tatsumi steal mellon pant and underware*
[Zephyr] Nooooo!!!
* nitewolf contemplates the chainsaw disembowelment of franks sense of humour*evilsmiles*
* Zephyr growls * ...
* Tatsumi steal Painted bra*
8/13/99 Forest
*** prissy has been magically summoned to Forest by fraNk!
[fraNk] HI PRISSY
[Foxey] EEEEEWWWWWWW GAYMAN fraNk!!!
[prissy] HEY FRANK~
[fraNk] It's German, not gayman *L*
[prissy] Night all~
[Foxey] FRANK IS GAY!!! FRANK IS GAY!!! marches around carrying a sign in his mouth
[fraNk] I happen to be very happy, thank you!!
[fraNk] Are you trying to happy bash me??
[mellon] *L* Foxey, you look like a poney doing that *laughs*
[mellon] pony even
[fraNk] you are a happyphobic, I should have known, you happyphobic BASTARD
[Foxey] NO NOT HAPPY THE OTHER GAY LESBIAN GAY IS WHAT THE SIGN AND I
MEAN
[fraNk] well, i do like women, so being a lesbian comes natural I guess, except for this penis in my
pants
[Adonia] Foxey--- Stop it please
[Foxey] a really tiny pony that fits in a large pouch??? huh huh huh huh???
[Adonia] he he I am gay I am a man trapped in a woman's body
[fraNk] would you like to touch me Foxey?
[Foxey] NO
[Adonia] and I love menseses
[Foxey] NO AGAIN
[Adonia] can I touch you fraNk
* fraNk hugs Foxey
[mellon] *laughs*
[Juni] 6paaaaaaaaaaaaack
[fraNk] you can touch me with a hot curing iron on my tender buttocks
[Juni] he dissapeared
[fraNk] *L*
[mellon] no!! toouch ME Adonia!!!
[Juni] vanished
[Juni] without a trace
[Foxey] AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH*races up a tree to get away from all the
sick pedople
[fraNk] varnish?
[fraNk] I'm not a pedophile, I have no longing to be with bicycles
* Juni is mad*
[mellon] *LOL* HAHAhaha
[fraNk] Juni is mad cuz I took the seat off her bike and forgot to tell her about it
[Juni] *L* frank shut up!
* Adonia touches everybody except Foxey
* fraNk touches only Foxey in all the right places
[mellon] *l* yay! she touched me too!!!
[mellon] *laughs*
* Foxey mellon am i a really small pony that fits in a large pouch???
* Juni doesn't like being touched by girls*
[fraNk] I bet there is room in that pouch for me too
* Foxey races out of the forest
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* fraNk hopes that Foxey doesn't touch Juni then
[mellon] *LOL* i didnt say that *laughs* just said you looked like a pony prancing around witha
sign in your mouth...
[Foxey] nope just me hahahhahaha
* darkestDAys peeks up on the main* bicycles? *LMAO* hehehe
fraNk] dDays, what the hell?? How dare you lurk??
* Foxey thinks: I DON LIKE TO BE TOUCH BY MEN
[fraNk] isn't potenza a racing tire?
*** potenza is now known as Potenza.
[Juni] never let anyone touch you where your bathing suit covers...snickers*
[fraNk] Who is Don and why is he touching you??
* fraNk whips out his Italian sausage
[fraNk] there's a hunger inside you
[mellon] i dont know if you are small enough to fit in a small pouch *L* and i dont know if you
knew waht i meant by pony *LOL*
*** CreamyBikkini (206.16.42) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[CreamyBikkini] hi
[fraNk] Poor Foxey, tried to be happyphobic and we were too upbeat for him, serves him right!!
*L*
*** Foxey has been magically summoned to Forest by mellon!
[fraNk] CreamyBikkini needs some penicillin
*** Paranoia (216.154.6) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
*** Foxey (209.197.133) has left location Forest
[mellon] *L* do you like to be a pony?
* Juni is makin' a smokey...WITH mozza cheese in the middle...
[fraNk] Hysteria?? Pyromania?? Euphoria?
[Paranoia] fraNk? fraNk? fraNk?
*** Foxey has been magically summoned to Forest by mellon!
[Juni] and YOU are not
[fraNk] OOOOOOOHHHHH< a pony?? can I ride him?
[Foxey] NO
[mellon] *laughs*
[Foxey] NO AGAIN
[fraNk] damn, I will put a penny in your slot even?
[mellon] can i harnass you?
*** JUICE (153.36.120) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
*** JUICE (153.36.120) has left location Forest
[fraNk] Hey, didn't the JUICE murder his ex wife??
[mellon] and beat you? and ride you?
[Foxey] YOU'D SQVUISH ME EVERYONE EXCEPT A MOUSE OR A FERRET AND
ANYTHING SMALLER SO THERE
[fraNk] I guess so, look at him run!!
* Foxey races into juni's shirt *thinks:hide me please???
[fraNk] Foxey, if you are that small you can go spelunking in my cave!!
[Foxey] NO NO NO NO NO
[Juni] um...get the HELL out of my shirt
[mellon] hey!!! *grabs Foxey out of Juni's shirt* NO you are MY pony!
[fraNk] You sound like you have teretts syndrome, Foxey
[Juni] d git yer hand outta there! *swats mellon*
[fraNk] Juni, can I be in your shirt?
[fraNk] I'm busted
*** Sandman_ (204.87.158) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[Juni] sorry frank..some other time *L*
* Juni hugz Paul*
[Sandman_] Hello :-)
[fraNk] I just got the *WHAT THE HELL IT"S 2AM GET OFF OF THERE * shpeel, I hate chatting
during the day, all the idiots are online
[mellon] Sorry Juni, dont worry i am not gay i just wanted that peice of man ass that crawled into
your shirt..
* fraNk spanks Var Anus *L*
[Paranoia] Hmmm I thought the weird ones were out during the night.. not the day
[fraNk] wierd is good
8/20/99 Forest
[mellon] *LOL* dont steal my underwaearr!!! fien fine take them, it was about time i changed them
any way *L* i tyhink a week is probably pushing it for the same pair of cute yellow panties *L* especially for
what i have been doing *L*
[fraNk] a week would be pushing it for yellow panties if they started out as white panties
* nitewolf contemplates mellons week long theory
[Tatsumi] I am 5'10
[Zephyr] 5'10? That's ALL?
[fraNk] my wiener is longer than that
[Tatsumi] Hey I am only 13
[fraNk] I am only 4
[Zephyr] 13? Someone I am NOT SURPRISED.
[fraNk] somehow you mean?
[mellon] *L* i thought you were 5 fraNk?
8/23/99 Cellar
* LivingDeadGirl thows a water balloon at TheyMBG :)
[TheyMBG] ack, *looks at his hard nipples and rips off LDG's shirt* mwahaha
[LivingDeadGirl] AHH!! my shirt! good thing i'm wearing a tank top under that...eyah
* TheyMBG eats the tanktop and gulps it down...nekkid LDG! *laughs*
*** fraNk (209.50.5) Cellar / descends the stairs and peers at the wine racks and coffin!!!
[fraNk] who wants to eat some cereal, WHO WANTS SOME CEREAL?? COME ON, YOU
WANT SOME CEREAL, I DARE YOU TO COME GET IT!!
[fraNk] sorry, I am a cereal killer
* LivingDeadGirl wonders if TMBG is gonna cough up a tank top ball * ewwww
* TheyMBG steals a kiss from LDG..; *just playin*
* fraNk steals LDGirl's tank top *wow*
[fraNk] instanbul now constantinapul
* TheyMBG needs to clean his room
[fraNk] MINIMUM WAGE!!! YAHHHH!!
* TheyMBG needs to get his copy of Flood back tomorrow
* Drain rolls her eyes
* fraNk Drains his sinuses
[LivingDeadGirl] fraNk...you can't TMBG ate it!
[Drain] not again
[fraNk] he ate your tank top?? where do you find an edible tank top, and does it provide correct
support while jogging, all things must be considered upon purchase, and is it taxed as a food item or as a
clothing item
[fraNk] Drain, I fear your emphasis here is misplaced, humour makes the chat go round
[LivingDeadGirl] sorry drain...
8/31/99 Forest
[Count] Greetings ! I am the Count :)=
[fraNk] greetings, I am the dracula
[poet] it's count chockula! everyone grab a bowl!
8/31/99 Forest
[Caeridwen] hey can i claim my exhusbands benefits at 65 even if i was married to him only for a
year hehehe
[poet] no I think you have to be married ten years..Caer
[Caeridwen] yeah well i screwed him for ten years does that count
[fraNk] depends upon the state, poet, I bet in california if you just talk to a man regularly in a bar the
woman is entitled to half his estate
[Caeridwen] in fact i screwed him more those ten years than i will screw anything in my entire
lifespan i figure
[poet] I don't think the take that into consideration Caer *g*but it's a nice try on your part *L*
[Caeridwen] whooah moves to Cali
* poet snickers and moves back to California
[Caeridwen] might .. in a court of law i bet i can get somthing hey
[fraNk] damn you women *L*
[Caeridwen] i could just see the headlines
* fraNk is the judge in the case *so, how long was the man in question shoving his little spelunker
into your cave??
[Caeridwen] forever your honor
[Caeridwen] your honor it was a huge penis
[Caeridwen] i claim on account of hard labor
[fraNk] the defendent claims that he did all the work
[Caeridwen] oh no WAY
[Caeridwen] he did NOT suck himself off your honor
[Caeridwen] all the work my sweet ass
[fraNk] The defendent claims that he offered up rug munching on a regular basis, how do you
respond?
[fraNk] the defense objects, he states that his penis was so large you would show it to your friends
[Caeridwen] hahah
[Caeridwen] well my mother did see his naked butt when we were making love in my bedroom
[fraNk] do not laugh in my courtroom, I shall find you in contempt and take away your personal
massager
[Caeridwen] 'never showed anyone his member though.." accept those pictures we took
[fraNk] the defense states that your mother took those pictures
*** Caeridwen is now known as Wakko1221
[Wakko1221] Okay . I took some pictures too
[Wakko1221] but i believe he took more of them
[Minion] The defense claims that he was an in house male prostitute for your every whim
*** Minion is now known as fraNk.
* Wakko1221 smile
[fraNk] The defense claims that he always wanted to cuddle but you would roll over and go to sleep
right away
[Wakko1221] " claims insanity"
[Wakko1221] your honor I ..needed sexual therapy
[fraNk] I find for the plaintiff, Christine, in the award to be one million dollars!!
[Wakko1221] christinA
[fraNk] The defendent is hereby ordered to pay out 1 dollar a year for the next million years!!!
[Wakko1221] he doesnt have one million dollars
[Wakko1221] ask him if we can trade that for sex
[fraNk] the defendent says he will appeal the decision and that he would like some head
[Wakko1221] oh tell him i will give him head everyday for free
9/1/99 Forest
[Caeridwen] thinks poet is gonna tell an old days story..
[Caeridwen] well. in my day we didnt hang out of cars and kiss boys.
[fraNk] I remember the time back in nam when I got shot in the neck with number five lead pencil
* poet snickers* not really...was just going to say I still have a piece of lead in my finger where I was
stabbed in the sixth grade *L*
[fraNk] in my day girls rode bicycles with no seats on them and would show off who could ride the
longest
[Nell] what's htis? you can't get lead poisoning from pencils?
[fraNk] nope
[Caeridwen] we never even looked a boys no way ...
[fraNk] common misconception
[fraNk] I would drive down the interstate in my convertible with no pants on and wave at the
volleyball busses
[Nell] well ill be damned.. u mean i've given up eating lead and i didn't even have to?