11/27/01 20plus

*** Dr_fraNk (198.26.130) 20plus / Welcome!!!
[hornidoggi69] fraNko how did u get a PHD in 20 minutes
*** BaysofHail is magically summoned by Dr_fraNk to Hospital!
[hornidoggi69] Dr. Frank is a magician and a Dr. how cool
*** Dr_fraNk has been magically summoned by Derek_Flynt to 20plus!
[Dr_fraNk] IM ON CALL DAMMIT
[Derek_Flynt] Sorry I got jealous.

11/27/01 Forest

[BaysofHail] slip are you still here beotch?
[s1ip] no im masterbating like frank tought me
[BaysofHail] awww frank is such a good teacher...what a nice guy
[BAM_CKY] ok a momento heres one how about being able to type Fuck cool huh
[BaysofHail] shits not bad either
[BAM_CKY] shit is not bad at all, but Fuck is more vulgar, but yes shit is good
[fraNk] I don't care much for it bays, unless it's fried
[BaysofHail] yeah I hear you frank...it's not too bad if you bake it either though
[s1ip] are you schooled fraNk?
[fraNk] I went to college
[s1ip] you went to college.. awesome
[fraNk] okay, I didn't, I went to an all girls reformatory school
[fraNk] I hated the classes but the nights were interesting
[fraNk] the girls would spank me all night long on my bare bottom, it was truly terrifying
[s1ip] you all have such interesting lives.. i once saw a blimp..
[s1ip] that summs my life up
[BaysofHail] *LOL* you crack me up slip
[s1ip] i crack you up, frank smokes crack.. and you have a crack
[fraNk] IVE GOT 8 INCHES
[fraNk] of snow
* BaysofHail kisses frank on the nose* you're so adorable :-)
[s1ip] so adorable.. i just want to stuff you up and hang you on my wall

12/02/01 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] I have a mushroom
[fraNk] it is a meaty surprise
[fraNk] manual manipulation may maintain most meaty mushroom's magical manly muscle
* MeaCulpa or multiple manual manipulation may mangulate a mans meaty magical man
muscle
[fraNk] Mea might maintain my mighty meaty muscular mushroom mostly moistly
* MeaCulpa ah but a mouth might maintain a manly meat magnificent mushroom with
moisture and movement.
[fraNk] putty plunging passionately post party partaking pleasurable panting
* MeaCulpa a positive proliferation of plunging and probing primordial places.
[fraNk] bouncing balls blasting big beautiful blobs bodaciously upon bountiful boobage
* MeaCulpa big bright blue balls bobbing brilliantly in boxers
[fraNk] sexual sessions scintillatingly sounds sensual smells spewtatious splendiforous
spurts of spunky spouting spray!!!
* MeaCulpa *L* spewtatious is NOT a word.
[fraNk] groovy granduer grabbing gracefully at greasy gravy grunter
*** fraNk is now known as spewtatiOus.
[spewtatiOus] now it is *L*
*** spewtatiOus is now known as fraNk.
[fraNk] fantasies of friends fluidic fondling flirtatiously finds fantastic fooking festivities
forever

12/02/01 Forest

[Gin] i almost had a wreck cause i thought a mailbox was a deer tonight.
[fraNk] *LMFAO* AHHHHHHH A DEER!!! WITH LETTERS IN ITS MOUTH
[Gin] Shush...it was from a distance.

12/02/01 Forest

[Walt_Disney] I don't work weekends :)
[midas] I 've been to DisneyLand
[midas] I thought the star wars ride was a disappointment thumbs down
[fraNk] but you thought Chewie was sexy as hell midas
[fraNk] he was all shaved and his schlong was incredible, even by wookie standards

12/02/01 Forest

[kNarf] jonny is a nice boy, MISTY
[MISTY] JONNY IS IGNORING ME SEE HE DOESN'T LIKE ME.
[jonny] MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE TUNA
[MISTY] HEY JONNY ISN'T A BOY! YOU LIED KNARF
[kNarf] MISTY, you are quite perceptive *L*
[jonny] i have a vagina and a penis
[jonny] i am a lucky girl-boy
[MISTY] WHAT????
[bubba] my room smells like sex
[kNarf] your room smells like hand on cock buba
[bubba] na, my room smells like two women in my sack
[jonny] you can fit two women in your scrotum?
[jonny] wow you are saggy!
[kNarf] *LMFGDAO* jonny
[MISTY] WHOA YOU GUYS ARE SICK

12/02/01 20plus

[OsamaBinLaden] wow, I have a message in my buffer!! *victor* (205.56.145) hey man the
americans are looking for you where are you at???

12/02/01 Bar

[bomditteebom] HOLY SHIT IM TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN SEMEN!!!
AWESOME, *licks hmself*

12/06/01 Forest

[fraNk] once a pirahna delivered pizza to my door in disguise and bit off my god damn hand
[BoPhlegmhocker] WOW.... it bit the hand it was gonna feed..... or somethin' like dat
*S*

12/07/01 Forest

[RogueMage] You know who I miss too? Bradley from Springfield
[sixsixseven] who was he?
[RogueMage] Bradley was some guy who every day at like..I dont' know...4 or
something..would go into every room and go HI ANYONE FROM SPRINGFIELD MSG ME
[fraNk] Lord DC was probably the best operator ever *L*
[fraNk] let me demonstrate
*** fraNk is now known as LORD_DCTALK.
[LORD_DCTALK] FRANK YOU NEED BE NICE OKAY??? YOU BE NO MEAN AND
EVERYONE!!!! YES????
[LORD_DCTALK] ROGUEMAGE THAT MEAN YOU TO!!! I AN OPERATOR AND I
WILL KICK YOU
[sixsixseven] NO DC I SPANK EVERYONE
*** RogueMage is now known as LORD_DCBAWK.
[LORD_DCTALK] of course, then he would ban me on site *LOL* that was not always
fun. I would be in another room and find myself being banned for nothing *L*
[Nox] Kick me!! Kick Me!!!
[LORD_DCTALK] *LMAO* Rogue remembers how I would make fun of him hahahaah
[LORD_DCBAWK] COME SEE MY FRIENDS BAND! WE GIVE FREE TICKETS TO
SHOW IN BC!
*** LORD_DCTALK is now known asfraNkendrid.
[fraNkendrid] *LMAO* that's right, he was in some band also
*** LORD_DCBAWK is now known as RogueMage.
[RogueMage] heh heh I remember!
[Nox] It doesn't sound like he knew english
[sixsixseven] heheh he was just weird

12/07/01 Forest

*** ThE_kInG (209.239.9) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as ThE_kInG
enters the clearing between the trees.
[ThE_kInG] hail the king
[fraNkendrid] I refuse to hail you, let's start out with rain and sleet, them maybe hail okay?

12/08/01 Forest

*** anightinarms (67.201.45) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
anightinarms enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] what the holy hell nickname????
*** fraNk is now known as adayinlegs.

12/13/01 Forest

*the new mak censor system gets a workout*

[RogueMage] that was ******* by the way not *******! heh
[jappy] **** you *****
[RogueMage] **** **** **** **** shit ***** son of a ***
[RogueMage] ****
[jappy] oh? well *****er ****ing ********************able ****full of un****ing
*******grateful fool***** ******!!!!
[RogueMage] You can **** my ***** *** **** ****ing ******* mother****ing *****
***** **** *** *****
[Mink] explitive explitive darn explitive
[RogueMage] So **** your ***** *** **** mouth ***** *** ***** **** ****
[jappy] **************** ********* ************ ************ your mother
********** ********* naked cousin ************ aunt going down on *********** with
******** milk duds ********* *********** anal ************* barking *********** spiked
collar ***** *** ******ing
[RogueMage] **** **** **** **** dog ***** Homer Simpson **** **** **** ****
**** Osama Bin ****er Laden**** ***** *** *** *** *** ****er Inspector gadget cartoons
****ing ***** shit boobs ****ing Son of a ****er Your Wife
[Mink] furter's married?
[Mink] lmao
[jappy] what the **** are you laughing about you *****? maybe jeff should ****ing take
your ********** and ********* ********* milk them ******** ******** white creamy *******
******* on ********** with re******** and ****** *******captian crunch ********** space
**** in a large bucket of ******ing ******ing re******* dog******
[RogueMage] And you can wash that down with ***** ***** **** ****er ****ing Shit
holy son of a mother****ing ***** ****!
[jappy] **** no I'm not ****ing married, stupid ****er Rogue, you homosexual ******
*L*
[RogueMage] I'm laughing at your Cock Smiling *** **** ***** ***** ***** Directing
traffic at the intersecion of Mother****ing ***** and *** shit **** ***** Dad licking mother *****
**** **** ****
[jappy] you ****ing **** RogueMage the god **** ****ing *** loving **** ***** *****
cumstained retarded ass****ing toilet brush ***** ******** *********
[RogueMage] OH yeah? Kiss my **** **** ***** Honey Covered *** while I **** ****
your ****** and I do the twist on your **** ***** *** **** grandma while she ****** my ******
and *****'s
[RogueMage] that reminds me I have to go watch the simpsons **
[RogueMage] **** you fraNk! I'll *** you later!
[RogueMage] ****'s Bell
[jappy] okay Rogue, have fun ****ing yourself in the *** ass you *****
[RogueMage] I will!
[Mink] hehehe Darcie (here at work) says ****ing ******ers ****** ************ bye
too
[RogueMage] Tell Darcie I want to ****** her ****** while spinning her around and
******ing and **** *** :)
[Mink] well you can just **** *** her **** horse and **** her dog too
[jappy] you tell Darcie I want to insert my **** in her ****ing ****** and pound that
***** ***** quivering****** of flesh till ****** ******** of ****** blast out all over her
******

12/28/01 Cellar

[fraNk] hey JDGirl, you need some rub down action?
[fraNk] I have some hot oil here for you
[J_doggs_GirL] sorry
[fraNk] oh I know you are wanting it
*** nutbeam (35.9.9) Cellar / nutbeam descends the stairs and peers at the wine
racks and coffin!!!
[fraNk] nutbeam agrees
[nutbeam] don't speak fer me pls, fraNk, ye horny toad.
[fraNk] ye horny toad? what forth art thou nutbeam? thy shakesperean? Oh doth thy tongue
speaketh so eloquent a prose that mine ears scream with deliteth
[J_dogg] ok big boy give me some rub down action i am all for it!
[fraNk] really? well, I'm not sure if I can, I'm pretty involved in my buffer now with JDGirl
[J_dogg] excuse me baby you better not be ****ing around on me!
[J_doggs_GirL] wtf i dont think so!
[fraNk] yah, you tell him J_doggsGirL
[J_doggs_GirL] ive never even talked to u b4
[fraNk] yes, isn't it fun though *joins her in the buffer again*
[fraNk] woah, you talk all nasty, this is awesome!!!!
[J_doggs_GirL] **** off
[J_dogg] yeah she does to me on the phone! while we get it on!
[fraNk] woah, J_dogg just got told to **** off *L*
[J_doggs_GirL] *S* yes i do
[fraNk] kick ass
[fraNk] you told him off JDGirl, good job
[J_doggs_GirL] no YOU fraNk..**** off
[J_doggs_GirL] stop trying to start shit
[fraNk] woah, this nasty talk was supposed to stay in the buffer, and now here we are doing
it on the main? you are a crazy devil
[J_dogg] man frank you r a loser!
[fraNk] opinions do vary, J_dogg *S*

12/30/01 Forest

*** fatchik (198.81.17) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fatchik enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNkendecker] in party hat?

12/31/01 Forest

[Sandman_] this is Minka *s* http://titanicxxx.com/sample1g.htm
[frank] WOAH, I didn’t realize belldandy had such huge knockers
[Sandman_] uhm, that’s Minka, not Mink
[IAmARock] i thought posting porn is not allowed on alamak..
[dogpoop] neither are morons but *shrug*

01/10/02 Forest

[Afridity] I am cow, eating grass that makes gas come out my ass, and out my muzzle when
I belch.
[Afridity] The ozone layer is thinner for the outcome of my dinner.
[fraNk] got long legs I can run faster, without legs it's an udder disaster
[Afridity] Right. *L*
[fraNk] you cannot call me spam, without legs ground beef I am
[Afridity] I dont like spam.
[fraNk] I cant run to the store, I have nipples, count them, four
[fraNk] I am an interacial delite, my colors are black and white
[Afridity] What is that? *laughs*
[Afridity] My mother would like this.
[fraNk] if I could go to the zoo, I would look around and moo
[fraNk] and go into a madcow rage, let the animals out of the cage
[fraNk] I think you should ride a cow
[fraNk] that would be fun
[Afridity] Okay.
[Afridity] I rode a horse once.
[Afridity] I'm allergic to horses and hay.
[fraNk] I'm allergic to cyanide and really fat girls
[Afridity] Walking down Yonge street in Toronto isn't fun when you have to stop every two
seconds to scratch the hives all over your legs.
[fraNk] woah??? BEE HIVES ON YOUR LEGS????

01/10/02 Doorstep

[CRUIZE] IS THERE ANY FILIPINO OUT THERE!?
[fraNk] IS THERE ANY JALAPENO OUT THERE?!

01/11/02 20plus

*** fraNkTHEGOAT has partially cleared the room.

*and then in my buffer*

*VisualRelease* (#193.81.245#) *LOL* damn that clear was funny in my log *** CLEAR
by fraNkTHEGOAT ( Minion ) in 20plus ( sucked 9 dicks ) *LMAO*