8/25/99 Forest

[Chaos_Chic] 667 Nope our relationship isn't going to be built around sex
[Chadwick] my g/f tries to plan sex, and i hate that shit...
[FlashDiva] Hehe planning sex..
[FlashDiva] Thats funny
[Pez] *L* Chad
[Chadwick] Hey, baby, lets have sex tomorrow at 4:26 p.m.
[FlashDiva] Does she keep records or somethin Chadwick? Geez
[Chadwick] i always tell her i'm busy.
[fraNk] that is so right, why plan it, be spontaneous about it, you are outside together in the garden,
roll her over in the tomatoes and give her the cucumber
[Chadwick] Actually, i think for pregnancy reasons, her callendar has F*** Chad on the days we
did it.
[fraNk] or you are at church, put down that hymnal, sit on my lap, Okay, I'm going to die for that
one
[FlashDiva] hehehe
[SixSixSeven] well its a commonly known fact among guys that the guys that get the most sex get it
by pretending to be not interested in it
* fraNk has been hit by Lightning
* Pez whacks fraNk with a paddle that read 'Hand of God'.*
[Chadwick] That reminds me i was somewhere the other day, and there were no signs that said no
smoking or anything, so i lit up a cigarette and some woman kept coughing and gagging and crap trying to
make me put it out.
[SixSixSeven] they string a chick along for a while.. making her think one thing.. till he knows hes
got her.. its usually not a short period of time either.. till he thinks shes comfortable..
[fraNk] Yep, SixSix is right, the real problem there is when you honestly don't want it and she is
being a coniving little witch, coming out of the shower with the robe partway open, trying to get my willy in a
state of at least half mast
[SixSixSeven] then he starts being a dick..
[fraNk] So you turned to her and put it out in her eye I hope?
[fraNk] heh heh, Pez
[Chadwick] So i turned around, said, "old hoochie, give it up, i'm gonna keep smoking" and the
lady was like four pues behind me. like it bothered her
[CaptHowdy] it's also a known fact that over 90% of all chicks would rather have a guy that is an
asshole then one that is nice
[FlashDiva] Thats true. My last boyf was a pussy
[Pez] *LOL* Four pews? You were in a frigging church?!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
[SixSixSeven] yeah chicks have this weird thing about possessing guys..
[Chaos_Chic] I married an asshole that's why we are
[SixSixSeven] Taurus - you will never find true happiness.. whatcha gonna do cry about it? The stars
predict tomorrow that youll get up do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep
[Chadwick] There was no sign saying i couldn't smoke.
[Chadwick] Hell, they let you drink wine at church. why not smoke. i always smoke a lot when i
get drunk.
fraNk] Virgo - today is a new day, wake up, you will spend a lot of time on the computer, then you
will go to bed and wonder why the hell you sat in Alamak all day
[Chadwick] ok, i won't ask for the whole bottle of wine next time.
[Pez] Gemini : You will find that people don't actually like you, they're just stringing you along for
your money. Stick with this. These people are your only friends.
[fraNk] I can't understand why Reverand Peacockle got angry with me for suggesting perhaps we
should have Bud light instead of wine, how was I to know it was only grape juice, I thought I was getting drunk
by that may have just been from huffing paint in the parking lot before my deacon meeting
[Nofrillshero] The LORD!!! awesome I've been a faithful christan for 10 years and my life sucks.
Some god
[Chadwick] probably, fraNk, but my priest was all for changing the wine to jack daniels.
[fraNk] Okay, that is it, I'm going to transfer to Chadwicks church
[Chadwick] Rochelle's finest Tabernacle Baptist Church...with pastor Arnold DeBushyeyebrows.
[Caeridwen] if you cry the entire time only in the shower nobody can tell you been crying .. did you
know that.
[fraNk] nobody can tell you are crying if you are jumping off a building either, I tried that and it
worked, they think the force of impact caused the tear ducts to let loose
[Caeridwen] god she was such a fat you know what
[fraNk] fat bitch?
[SixSixSeven] im covered with microscopic bacteria
[Caeridwen] what did the sagitarious say
[SixSixSeven] germs.. just hand me the lysol spray.. just hand me that moist towelette.. ill show
them who is boss
[fraNk] Sagitarious - life is good, you will change a dirty diaper or two, buddy will bark at you, and
you will bake cookies for fraNk and eat leftovers for lunch
[Caeridwen] cookies? i was gonna make pumpkin bread.. but my heart isnt in it.. cries
[Pez] I had a teacher that hated. Mostly cause I sleeped in class and talked back to him.
[Caeridwen] ooo
[Pez] He was a jackass, too.
[fraNk] wow, JackAss comes here all the time, I will have to ask him what he thought of Pez, you
know i hate gettin one side of a story
[Chadwick] i hate getting pregnant.
[Pez] Heh heh.
[satan1] I keep thinking Chadwick is a guy! *ROTFLMFAO8
[fraNk] Leo - you will die today, don't try and find out how or play it safe, because you will end up
dead, unforseen circumstances will create the end to your life, get out, do something new!!
[Chadwick] LOL @ satan*
[Caeridwen] ouch the wire in my bra popped out
[Chadwick] Chadwick is a guy. a very sarcastic smart ass guy.
[Caeridwen] leo is like july or somthing
[fraNk] that is because your bra is not Y2K compliant, I ran a bra test this morning on all the
worlds bra's and found that 40 percent of them are subject to uncomfortable failure of some sort
[iRgLeD] who sings sweet child of mine?
[Pez] Guns and Roses.
[fraNk] Guns and Roses
[fraNk] I hear a frickin echo again *bangs his head on the table
[Caeridwen] it has maching panties .. fix it]
[fraNk] Sorry, Caeridwen, I haven't done my tests on panties yet
[fraNk] but I have a feeling the thong is going to fail miserabley
[Caeridwen] one of my thongs gave me a blood blister on my thigh bone
[fraNk] I think that LimpBizkit should pay sheryl crow the same lack of respect she showed for
guns and roses and butcher the shit out of "all I wanna do is have some fun"
[iRgLeD] i like limp...
[fraNk] Caeridwen, get rid of that thong, it has server errors
[Caeridwen] what about this .. wire poking me in my right mm
[Pez] My undies get too tight sometimes. Leaves the Hanes mark on my back, backwards.
[Caeridwen] they are all shiny and pretty
[fraNk] My panties are clean, MY WAY IS HANES HER WAY
[fraNk] I did have a friend once told me that panties are so comforable and way better than mens
underwear, did I mention this person is no longer my friend, because that is an important fact to finish off this
statement
* iRgLeD laffs at fraNk* heh.. what kind of friends do YOU have?

12/12/99 Fitness

*** solo (209.244.118) Fitness drops their gym bag and heads for the exercise equipment.
*** Minion (#209.50.5#) Fitness drops their gym bag and heads for the exercise equipment.
[Minion] hello solo, jabba has been looking for you
*** Minion is now known as fraNk.
[solo] hello., who is jabba???
[fraNk] Jabba the hut?? You were supposed to ship a bunch of his freight to him but you didn't, you
dumped it off your ship, and now you are in big trouble
[solo] don't know what you are talking about.., this solo isn't taken from Star Wars., which by the
way, I don't like.., so sorry...
[fraNk] Liar, you will have to do better than that, Han, you are going to be found and brought to
justice!!

8/20/99 Forest

*** DeathBySunburn (209.50.5) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters
the clearing between the trees.
[Zephyr] Death by Sunburn! That almost happened to me... *L*
* DeathBySunburn is here to make you very hot and itchy
[PiddleWaddle] i'm already hot and itchy *scratches herself*
* DeathBySunburn climbs into Zephyr's pants and causes a mild orgasm
[PaintedWolf] Guess what I'm doing ( I haven't done this in YEARS)
[DeathBySunburn] you are playing with your breasts??
[DeathBySunburn] no, you do that every other day
[Zephyr] Ahhhh! Icky.
[DeathBySunburn] YOU ARE HAVING A BABY!!
[DeathBySunburn] Oh my god, paintedwolf, congratulations!!
[PaintedWolf] *aaaaccckkss* *SCREAMS* Are you on DOPE Sunburn?!!
[Zephyr] There are more PERVS in this room than any other *L*
* DeathBySunburn wiggles around in Zeph's pants causing intense pleasurable feelings that are
difficult to ignore
* Zephyr kicks DeatBySunburn *
[Zephyr] Get out.
[PaintedWolf] I'm baking a damn cake! Thats all I'm doing! Yeesh! This baby making factory
closed it's doors forever in 1990!! *L*
* DeathBySunburn climbs out of Zeph's pants, all hot and bothered
[Zephyr] I CAN'T FRIKKIN SPEELL! *cries* hehe.
[DeathBySunburn] wooo, that was fun
* DeathBySunburn jumps into Esora's pants and runs around till there is a little flood
[Zephyr] Grr.
* DeathBySunburn looks around inside and finds a lovely little canyon to play in
[EsoraLauna] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *tacklecuddlehugsies DBS in an obsessed fan-like way*..
* DeathBySunburn jumps into Orfinani's pants and runs around till she falls down in ecstatic joy
[DeathBySunburn] I am having a baby, delivered, by the Schwanns guy
[DeathBySunburn] Zephyr, do you shave it all off?
* PiddleWaddle puts Sunbrun in her pocket*
[DeathBySunburn] oooh, it is sort of warm in here
* Orfinani sprays SSunburn with the garden hose
[PiddleWaddle] nice and cozy *grnz*
[DeathBySunburn] dammit

8/20/99 Forest

[Deviary] And then Moses came down from the mountain, bearing forth the tablets and said aloud "God has given us rules of which to live our lives by. Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultary. Don't eat pork. Don't eat pork? what's that? Well, god has spoken. Is this the word of God, or pigs trying to outsmart everyone?

8/21/99 Forest

*** Kick barq by Dark_One (come back in with nicer things to say =)).
[fraNk] why can't I insult barq
[fraNk] ahhh, poor barq, he's got bark but not bite
[Dark_One] because I will kick you too fraNk =)
[fraNk] I haven't been kicked all night, barq eats shit *turns and awaits the size 9 boot*
[fraNk] ack, I guess I have to insult someone who is here
*** Kick fraNk by Dark_One (you be nice with the insults too).
[Dark_One] he spoke too soon
[Dark_One] heh
*** kNarf (209.50.5) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
[kNarf] HOORAY!!
[kNarf] GIVE ME A D, GIVE ME AN O, WHAT'S THAT SPELL!! DANGER OP!! *L* I had a
great insult planned out but you kicked me *L*

8/21/99 Forest

[Wakko1221] my parrot says.. browsing the web is one of his favorite passtimes
[OfficerAni] Your parrot talks too much Wakko *L*
[kNarf] your parrot and I like to have cyber sex on the main
[kNarf] I can take it!! where is my little parrot friend?
*** SensualParrot (209.50.5) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[SensualParrot] Oh fraNk, it has been so long and I ache for your caress
[kNarf] OH MY GOODNESS, Parrot, I long to touch your feathery behind and rub your beautiful
wings
[Orfinani] I though sensualparrot said "ache for your carcass" hahahahahaahahahaha
[SensualParrot] Let me peck at your nipples with my beak and caw in your ear sweet nothings
about crackers
[kNarf] Oh yes, Parrot, and may I join you again in your cage for an afternoon of blistering lust as
the feathers fly?
[SensualParrot] Oh yes, you may join myself and Wakko in a torrid birdy three way of perverted
disgustingly lewd positions, please, please di
* Mr_Furious up roots a tree in his furious rage but his fury subsides* AAhhhhh *crashhhhh*
[kNarf] Oh, you can expect me to be there, you can lay an egg in my lap and call me Nestee
[SensualParrot] Perhaps Mr Furious could rip out some of my feathers in a ballistical sado
masochistic ritual??
[kNarf] Oh my god, SensualParrot, and then you can claw me down my back and make my tender
buttocks ache.
[SensualParrot] Oh god, fraNk, talk like that makes my beak hard!!
[kNarf] your beak is already hard, bird brain
[Wakko1221] whoo the parrot has cool ray bans on
[Wakko1221] he is gonna sing
* lod feels like harassing the think cafe crowd
[SensualParrot] Oh lod, don't go, the sight of you gives me wet feathers
[SensualParrot] Yes, I do wear lovely sunglasses
[kNarf] You want lod now?? you dirty parrot!!
[SensualParrot] I get my groove on with whoever I so choose, fraNky
*** Method (_207.236.51_) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[Method] Hello
[SensualParrot] I want to peck at Method next, he has hot and sexy thighs that I can beak away at
[kNarf] I want you now, parrot, open up your wings and hold me tight *kisses parrot right on the
beak
[Method] *L*..
[SensualParrot] No, you cannot have me, I must make sweet featherly love to Method
[kNarf] Method, you bastard, give me my parrot lover back!!
[Method] *L*.. ohh god..
[SensualParrot] Yes, that is not an uncommon response to the intense satisfaction you can get from
a parrot, method
[Method] wait a sec.. gotta get a drink...
[kNarf] See, parrot, you got him so hot he is thirsty
[SensualParrot] He will be thirsty AND tired in about 20 minutes
[Mr_Furious] Mr. Furious is an super hero I was born to be one
*** cote (_24.66.122_) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[SensualParrot] perhaps I can enjoy myself next with Mr_Furious and have him strip my feathers
down and give me a hot oil rub?
[SensualParrot] and then I will poop on cote's head
[kNarf] Parrot, you sick freak, cote is cool, why must you be so dasterdly disgusting?
* Method kicks SensualParrot in the head fer hittin on him* *LOL*..
[kNarf] Yes, Method, kill the Parrot!!
[Wakko1221] the parrot says he told me he loves me lately
[SensualParrot] I only love Method, Wakko, quit with the vicious lies and give me a god damn
cracker!!
* Method StuffS Parrot in a near by Bird house*
[SensualParrot] What?? kill me?? I shall peck you to death, I call it DeathPecker, it is my death
move
[Orfinani] heh heh heh
* kNarf lights the bird house on fire!!
[Mr_Furious] Parrot don't talk about your pecker
[Method] ohhh man...
[Method] *L at Mr_F*
[Wakko1221] to much lighter fluid.. I didnt doo it
[SensualParrot] NOOOOO, I am becoming flaming rack of bird, ORF, help me!!
* SensualParrot wacks Mr F in the head with his beak *and I got a hell of a lot more pecker than
that!!
* kNarf gets out his fork and knife and bakes a potato for the bird meal
[Mr_Furious] You say your pecker is bigger than mine rage...building
[Mr_Furious] Is Sandman
*** SensualParrot is now known as DeathPecker.
[DeathPecker] NOW YOU HAVE MADE ME ANGRY
[Mr_Furious] Don't make me angry bird you don't wanna make Mr.Furious mad
[kNarf] OH yes!!
[Wakko1221] he says he is full of knowledge
[Wakko1221] parrot cant read this page
[DeathPecker] I am full of knowledge, I will teach you the ways of the Kuma Sumatra later
*** kNarf is now known as fraNk.
*** FBI (#209.162.146#) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[DeathPecker] I shall next smite FBI with a wild blast of pecker against his head
* lod wonders where ixoye could be at this time o' night...lod needs some of her special kinda lovin
:^)
[fraNk] Oh my god, DeathPecker, now you have done it!!
[Wakko1221] scowls at the pickel in her hamburger
* DeathPecker flys over and eats the pickle and puts his pecker in Wakko's mouth and kisses her
[Wakko1221] oh dont get me in trouble or nothin
* DeathPecker makes sweet sweet love to lod with sandpaper and a 40 inch strap on vibrater
powered by briggs and stratton
[Method] Gotta go.. i'm tlaking to CyberThug... LAter Frank.. or see ya on Myst
[fraNk] BAD BAD PARROT, HOLY CHRIST!!
[lod] yeah, DP. lube me up, baby
* Wakko1221 eyes get big
* lod spreads for DP's massive faux love pole
[DeathPecker] Oh yes, lod, back up against my feathered rump
[DeathPecker] I am the best frunkin Parrot on earth!!
[lod] gimme that beak!
[fraNk] Whatever, I bet you can't take that parrot that could rollerskate
[Wakko1221] i am not sure
* DeathPecker pecks away at lod's inadequate love pole
* DeathPecker flys over and craps on a plate in front of buddy
[lod] OOWWW! hold on, need more K-Y, DP
*** adidas_chick (#206.31.244#) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters
the clearing between the trees.
[DeathPecker] I like to wear adidas while I am whipping out my beak and peckering people
[fraNk] Damn You Parrot!! You dont talk about adidas chick like that!!
[DeathPecker] Oh my god, rub your bulbous organ against my feathery rump and make me
scream!!
[adidas_chick] oh okay someone is about to get kicked DeathPecker i am warning u stop the lewd
or u are out of here
*** Minion (#209.50.5#) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
*** Kick DeathPecker by Minion (lewd lewd lewd you dirty thing you).
[Mr_Furious] adidas_chick let it slide come on theres worse things to kick for than that ease up a
bit
[fraNk] thank you Minion, I was very offended by that bastard
[adidas_chick] mah hero is here to save the say, Minion we have a lewd person
[Minion] You are welcome, fraNk, I cannot stand that kind of behavior, i have to go
[Wakko1221] makes a face at sombody in the room
* LizardWarrior thinks that adidas_chick should kick DP
[fraNk] Yep, I think I will go too, that parrot peckered me out *L*
*** Signoff fraNk (209.50.5).