fraNk decides that hello is on longer original and a new greeting is needed: 2/27/99 1 a.m.

[fraNk] CHUTZPAH, DARK LUPINE!!
[fraNk] CHUTZPAH, DEREK
[fraNk] I am now going to say chutzah instead of hello, from this point forth
[Dark_Lupine] CHUTZPAH FraNk *L*
[Derek_Flynt] fraNk, I'm not jewish.
* fraNk reminds Dark L that he called him a fat stinky deek licker *grin*
[fraNk] wait, is chutzpah jewish?? someone help me out, I'm not kosher, I was never blessed by a rabbi
[JAGGED] who's a rabbi?
[Derek_Flynt] Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids.
[fraNk] I think Crono is a rabbi, I see him wearing that funny cap and he has a beard.
* Crono rubs his chin and only feels stubble..then takes the stupid cap off that fraNk put on his head*
Hey! I am NOT a Jew! Hell, i've only been to New York once!
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Later, same night, someone named Trunkz comes in:

* Trunkz thinks of the dodge viper* hmmm, i dunno. the jaguar would rule the road. I dunno what i
want. AHHHHHHHH!!! I got 900,000 (grandmas left me some dough, and by working my ass off in the
summers)
[fraNk] 900,000?? you fool, get some mutual funds and a nice house, live off the interest, in two years
you can get the car and have money to burn
[FlashDiva] Trunkz where the heck do you live..?
* CrippledAngel blinks... * 900grand is a lot of money
* Trunkz hates stocks and bonds his dad sent him* WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN? TELL
YA THE TRUTH! I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS, BUT MONEY SUCKS WHEN IT IS
HARD!
* FlashDiva attacks Trunkz* DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT MONEY! If you dont like it,
I'll have it. *S*
* fraNk will gladly take the hard money off of Trunkz hands if he so desires, to make life a little easier,
it's just the nice guy inside me helpin you out
[Trunkz] I live in indiana. My dad is in NC, and he has some shit and my grandma's had some dough,
and mostley working three jobs a day. It pays off.
* CrippledAngel gigglez at FD * ... yeah Trunkz... ill help you with that money too *L*
[FlashDiva] Indiana...hrmm I could hitchhike down there..*G*
* Dark_Lupine Needs to get laid.
[FlashDiva] BACK OFF FRANK he's mine
* Dark_Lupine is very bored
[fraNk] Love sucks, I hate love!!
[JAGGED] Ahhhhh, poooooooo
[FlashDiva] There is no such thing
* Daine laughs*
[CrippledAngel] love hates me
* FlashDiva bites Daine*
* fraNk sends Flash to Dark Lupines house and then goes to Trunkz house.
[FlashDiva] fraNk no way *sends fraNk to Daines house to torment her and hitches a ride to Trunkz
house*
[fraNk] SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
[Melodie] SHOW ME THE MONKEY... errrrr.. money.. yeah.. *L*
* fraNk picks up daine and then turns and drives towards Trunkz house, sees Flash hitchhiking along
the interstate and hits her with the car door *yahhhh!!
* VampireHomer shows fraNk $66*
* FlashDiva gets up, battered and bruised, flags down a trucker who thinks shes offering herself, but
she snaps his neck with a deft twist of her hand, gets in the semi, and drives after fraNk*
* fraNk picks up speed, tosses daine out of the car due to dead weight, and takes the car to 130 mph
[JAGGED] Trunkz?
* fraNk will get to Trunkz house if he must die to make it
* FlashDiva ummmm *thinks* soups up the semi and squashes fraNk* hehe uhh I think...l*
* Daine cries*
* Daine cries cause of mean fraNk who said she was just to much weight*
[Trunkz] I am here JAGGED. *sees fraNk and FD comming at him* oh shit. *speeds away faster than
both of yas a ziltrillion times the speed of light* ahhhhh *appears right where he started in less than a second*
damn it. *runs to the lake*
* fraNk realizes that FlashDiva is driving some sort of damn demon semi if it can go that fast, and
breaks into a dodge dealership and steals a viper gts and hauls balls down the highway at 190 mph, blowing past
her in a blur of blue and white
[fraNk] Well, that is ok with flash and me, cuz Trunkz I think is keeping the damn money, shooot*
Daine puts nails in the road so that fraNk's tires blow up causing him to have a nasty wreck and be thrown off a
cliff where he can't beat Flash*!!
* FlashDiva magically transports herself out of the semi and into the passenger seat of the viper...a
fight ensues..uhhh* Damn cant think of anything else..*cries* This is what happens when youve been ditched on
a Friday night...you turn into a pitiful shell of your former self
* Trunkz thinks* Hmm from what i read you all are nothing but a bunch of money grubbing punks that
don't give a shit about anything but money. Hmm, tipical *curses randomly* Of ocurse that is my opinion i
could be wrong.
[fraNk] damn, flash, he's got us pegged *grin* let's steal all his money
[FlashDiva] Heheh okie fraNk
[Trunkz] He isn't back yet. what you want my money? I got about 20 bucks. if that.
I am broke.
[fraNk] Hmm, well, trunkz, you filthy liar!! *smack* see if me and flash ever try to steal your money
again
* fraNk steals the 20 dollars just to prove a point, dont BLEEP with fraNk and flash
[FlashDiva] Hhe lied? He used money just to get in our cliche? PSHT
* poet steals the 20 from frank and mumbles something about ill gotten gains
[fraNk] No poet, do you know how hard I worked to get that money illbeggotennly??
[fraNk] It's ok, Trunkz, if you are broke you fit in well with us, no need to pretend to have riches!!
[poet] yes frank, I do.that's why it was so much fun for me to steal it
[fraNk] DOH, poet!! *grrrr* heh
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[fizbin] works the street..selling his art work to ppl who wouldn't know good art work if it fell from
the sky and sliced them in half.
[fraNk] fizbin, wouldn't that mean you could sell your art to art critics?? just make it really loony as
hell, like, splash pig blood on it then make some comment about the pig blood signifying the eternal struggle of
manhood, I don't know, they'll fall for it.
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* poet would have gone to visit Xena but Xena doesn't exist or so it seems
* fraNk would go visit Xena too, since her email doesn't seem to work anymore*he sighs and looks at
the X embroydered hammock*
[poet] her phone still works ,frank *L*
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[fizbin] YO PPL, FIZ IN THE HOUSE!!!
[fraNk] YO FIZ, PPL IN THE HOUSE!!!
[fizbin] uppercuts VH with his chainsaw...groovy*
[fraNk] Hmm, the uppercut with the chainsaw is sort of a finishing move, isn't it??
[fizbin] hail to the king baby
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This little treat was about a comment that fraNk was hunky and gorgeous, true I might add: 2/23/99

[PaintedWolf] fraNk is hunky?? really??
[reorx] i thought he was chunky
[pawdy] *LOL*
[pawdy] what about spunky??
[reorx] and gunky!!
[pawdy] How does your ego feel fraNk?
[PaintedWolf] I've never seen fraNk... His character here is very attractive..I think he's delicious... but
I have no clue what he looks like
[fraNk] I should save this page, *chuckles*
and so I did!!

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3/2/99

*** Sorry, Your address matches the partial banned address, please Register.

yes, fraNk sees this lovely little message from time to time, a note to ops reading this, a kick works just fine.

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*** Location BigAssParty has been locked by Titus.
*** fraNk has been magically summoned to BigAssParty by Titus!
*** Titus is magically summoned away by Kia!

after a quick /who:

fraNk 207.91.16 BigAssParty

TOTAL = 1

[fraNk] sonofabitch!! *wandering the lonely streets of BigAssParty, finding only quiet dispare and
depressing area's of emptiness.
*fraNk kicks a beer can
* fraNk picks up a bottle of jack and guzzles some. *whoooo eeeee, that's strong!!
* fraNk dreams of a day when he and the bulldozer are reunited in the forest.
* fraNk is alone now, though, and finds only solace in the bottle.
* fraNk passes out

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anger never solves problems, just makes you feel better, unless:

[kNarf] *** fraNk - (207.91.16) - Forest - idle 376 seconds. GEOCITIES, BLOW ME!!! BITE MY
DICK, EAT SHIT!! AND EVERYTHING ELSE, GEOCITIES, I CURSE THEE TO THE DEEPEST PITS
OF ETERNAL DAMNATION!!
* FlashDiva laffs at fraNk*
* VampMyst agrees with kNarf*
*** snotty (#209.240.200#) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the
trees.
[kNarf] hMM, I think I'm done
[kNarf] now I know I am
[kNarf] bye everyone!!
* kNarf now questions whether or not he is.
*** kNarf has been kicked by snotty (For being not at all imaginative with his vulgarity).
*** fraNkeee (207.91.16) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the
trees.
* fraNkeee enters the room and immediately looks to beat on snotty for his lack of artistic
appreciation.

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It’s always good to welcome the newbies to the forest:

*** SexyGril_4_U (207.76.74) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between
the trees.
*** SweetAsian (143.90.197) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between
the trees.
[FlashDiva] Ohh gee Ive always wanted a SexyGirl for me
[fraNk] Hmm, wrong one, I was looking for sour asian.
*** SexyGril_4_U (207.76.74) has left location Forest
*** SweetAsian (143.90.197) has left location Forest
* fraNk enjoys a beer with flash after making fun of newbies.
* VampMyst wants to join in on making fun of newbies**l*
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and in related news to the above forementioned action:

[FlashDiva] Better be Canadian fraNk *threatens*
[FlashDiva] I dunt drink that nasty American beer..*shakes a fist*
* fraNk throws Flash into a vat of Michelob.
* FlashDiva screams as the horrible acids burn thru her skin* OHHH FRAAANK I'LL SEE YOU IN
HELLLL
* FlashDiva disolves, ready to be drank by any American sucker that buys her*
[fraNk] if you are ready for the sexy flash taste that never fills you up, never slows you down, make it
a Bud Flash!!
[fraNk] I got tanked off a 12 of Flash one night, I have never been so satisfied.
[VampMyst] tastes a little watery and run down to me.
[FlashDiva] WATERY? Hmph...how about full-bodied, bubbly, and ohhh so smooooooth?
[VampMyst] okee*drinks flash*hmmm "full-bodied,bubbly, and ohhh so smoooth"(watery)*lol*
* VampMyst thinks*flash satisfys fraNk*l*
* FlashDiva ggls* Awhh you all love how I taste...I know it..
[fraNk] I like to peel the labels off my bottles of flash and just look at the nakedness, oh what bliss.
* VampMyst LOVES the way flash tastes*hmmmm *l*
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* fraNk is now known as HotNSexyBigOleSlabOfMeat4U
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*** nanas (207.23.237) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the
trees.
[nanas] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,oh oh oh ah ah eh eh,, this place looks cool !!!any buddies!!!
[nanas] am deep in the forest...any giants here!!!
[nanas] am afraid and am gone!!!
*** nanas (207.23.237) has left location Forest
[fraNk] am thinking nanas is doofus, am hoping nanas not come back.
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you must be creative to get color:

* Squirrel chitters at the little rabbit*
* fraNk thinks Squirrel is just full of color, in fact, too much color *steals a crayon out of Squirrel's
butt*
* Squirrel squeals*
in a pm: *** Squirrel gives you the ability to use /color once.
[fraNk] why thank you squirrel, that was certainly nice of you !! *whipes crayon off and sticks it in his
pocket*
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*** Miss_Thang (204.169.146) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between
the trees.
[fraNk] Oh, MissThang is here, she is all that and a lb of coke.
[Miss_Thang] thanks FraNk!! *s*
[fraNk] You are certainly welcome, Miss T!!
[Miss_Thang] Cokes the best!!
[fraNk] wait, is Miss Thang that orange breakfast drink they sent into space with the shuttle crew??
[Miss_Thang] No! I'm not a beverage!!
[Aliya] that's tang
[fraNk] Oh, wait, you are right, that is Miss Tang, my mistake!!