01/01/00 Forest

[Painted_Wolf] I've missed you Minion. You been staying out of trouble?
[Minion] no
[Minion] I'm in prison right now, praise be the warden and the "Internet Education"
fund

01/11/01 40plus

[fraNk] would someone tell Jennifer Love Hewitt what a restraining order is so that she
will stay the HELL away from me
* fraNk stares out his window *she's naked on my balcony again*

01/11/01 40plus

[forgod] I hate it when people leave without saying goodbye *sighs*
[fraNk] forgod.. I promise that if I leave I shall give you a hallmark moment goodbye
kiss

01/11/01 HotTub

[tommio] any girls wanna talk with half black male with blue eyes who is feeling kinda
lonely right now?
[SmilingSam] I suppose that depends tommio.. what if your other half is lime green?

01/18/01 Teens16_19

[TwinkleToes] On a bag of fritos; "you could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside" (Evidently the shoplifters special) LOL

02/07/01 Forest

*** BigMan2000 (202.138.58) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
BigMan2000 enters the clearing between the trees.
*** BigMan2000 (202.138.58) has left location Forest
[fraNk] BigMan didn't have time to chat
[fraNk] how sad
[sadim] yes and someone needs to tell his dumbass it's 2001

02/08/01 Forest

[fraNk] We have some new kick/ban/warn buddies!!!
[Icemaneac6969] i did not get kicked or warned i came here cause it is quiet
[deluxe] FCK THIS Your all Fcked in the head!!!
[fraNk] well, it was quiet, but now we have arch deluxe from mcussdonalds here
*** Kick deluxe by angel4u (lang).
[fraNk] oh now, must you be so brash angel? we were having ourselves a gay old time
[angel4u] well well.. hello there frank
[fraNk] well well indeed *drinks water from the well*

02/08/01 Forest

*** Dutch_Elm_Dise (#203.109.159#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
Dutch_Elm_Dise enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] oh shit, hide your f'ing trees
[fraNk] Luckily these are all pine, and not susceptible to your foolish disease *L*
[Dutch_Elm_Dise] Yeah... not as funny as I'd first envisioned.....
[fraNk] you spelled Dice wrong, and good lord, they make dice out of plastic, and even
when it was wood it was oak, get with it man
*** Dutch_Elm_Dise is now known as Acid_Rain.
[fraNk] wait one while I park my car inside

02/10/01 Doorstep

[texasredneck] Hey FrAnK, wanna buy some sid?
[fraNk] sid? is that sudden infant death? no thank you
[bubsy] SIDS = sudden infant death syndrome =( very sad
[fraNk] I know what SIDS is bubsy, I had it when I was little
[bubsy] you cant have had it frank lol or you'd be dead you zombie =)

02/10/01 Doorstep

[bubsy] you cant ban me taney.. though i know your dying to do it hehehe
[Tane] trust me bubsy - I could exit you in a wink hehehehehehe
[fraNk] as long as you aren't winking at him and entering, I'm okay with that

02/10/01 in pm's

*commenting on the /id*

fraNk -> *randy* hoky jesus, all we get over there is this : Alamak is 1 rank 90
fraNk -> *randy* hoky?? should be holy *L* hoky jesus? yes, the barnyard backwoods
redneck jesus

02/10/00 Forest

[fraNk] Your the reason in my life, Laud, youre the inspirations
[Laud] I'm touched, fraNk. I may weep.
[fraNk] when you love somebody, always on my mind, no one needs Laud more than I
*sings*
[Laud] Or shudder in disgust...

02/10/01 Forest

*** InHiding (138.77.5) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as InHiding enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] are you really InHiding, or are you naked?
[fraNk] if you are naked, press 1 now
[fraNk] if not, please stay on the chat, and wait to be naked
[fraNk] Thank you
[jonny] 111111111111111
[InHiding] butt naked .!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
*** Sexy_Lez (24.222.44) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Sexy_Lez
enters the clearing between the trees.
[Sexy_Lez] 1111111111
[Sexy_Lez] any 1 here here got nude teen girl pics they want to trade
[InHiding] sets fire to a near by tree and sits back to watch the forest, and fraNk, burn.......
*LMFAO*
[fraNk] ahh, my pubes
* fraNk fizzles
[InHiding] cant stand the smell of burning pubes ... throws water on the smouldering fraNk
[fraNk] ah thanks, I feel refreshed, what kind of water was that?
[InHiding] umm ..... well..... sorry ... i had to pee somewhere ..

02/10/01 Forest

[blackWiddowSPY] anyone seen robin hood in here?
[grass] yep i saw it ..it made me cry the first time

02/15/01 Path

*** fraNk (209.50.5) Path / fraNk walks down the eerie path with mushrooms
strange trees!
* fraNk punches you
[Naphtalia] who you punching?
[fraNk] I was punching the clown
[Naphtalia] oh... what clown?
[fraNk] oh, a rather large clown, very muscular, stands very tall
[Naphtalia] alrighty then
*** Signoff HellsMinstrel (164.164.71).
[fraNk] you don't believe that the clown is big?
[fraNk] I wonder what Hell's period is like?
[fraNk] probably one hell of a Minstrel cycle
* Naphtalia laughs slightly*
[Naphtalia] I dont see a freaking clown *L*
[fraNk] would you like to?
*** yoso (#63.65.179#) Path / yoso walks down the eerie path with mushrooms
strange trees!
[fraNk] Kaos, you know about the big clown that needs punching from time to time right?
[Naphtalia] umm.. I guess so. Yeah.. Then at least Id know what you were talking about.
* Kaos nods* yeah I guess
[yoso] Kaos...*hug*
[fraNk] yoso ono!!! widow of john lennon
[Naphtalia] thats yoko you nut
[fraNk] yoso, I was just talking about this big clown I was punching for about five minutes
yesterday
*** bambino (208.160.243) Path / bambino walks down the eerie path with
mushrooms strange trees!
[fraNk] where is thumperetto?
[yoso] I understand that...but I've not seen a big clown
[fraNk] seriously yoso? NEVER??? well, if I let you see the big clown will you punch
him?
[Naphtalia] ILL Punch him! Where is he?
[yoso] depends on what he looks like...does he look like he needs punching?
[Naphtalia] who cares if he looks like it or not? *L* He deserves it just for not letting us
see him.
[fraNk] not right now, he's resting. But every so often he decides to get up and start trouble,
then you have to seriously beat him
[Naphtalia] There is no clown
[Naphtalia] he's bluffing
[angel4u] Bozo??
[yoso] I agree with Naph..I don't see any clown
[fraNk] the hell I'm not, this clown is a crazy clown, spits at people
[fraNk] well, you won't see him when he's resting
[Naphtalia] Well where is he then?
[yoso] then I'll smack his painted clown face off
[Naphtalia] Wake his happy lil ass up.
[fraNk] now now, you don't want to punch him that friggin hard or he'll lose interest in
being beaten
[Naphtalia] There is no clown. *is gonna go to sleep now*
[yoso] *S*I think I know where the clown is but I'm not going to wake him up
[fraNk] hahaha
[yoso] did you wake him up fraNk?
[fraNk] no, but he was awake last night, he was having a hell of a party
[yoso] *L* woohoo for you*S*
[fraNk] well, Valentines day and all, if you aren't punching him you better at least let him
do the clown business
[yoso] he must be tired this morning after that party
[fraNk] yes, I think he is tired
[yoso] what kind of clown business is he wanting to do this morning?
[fraNk] probably not a whole lot, take a shower and go back to resting I think *L*

02/22/01 Forest

*** mikee (195.92.67) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as mikee enters the
clearing between the trees.
[mikee] hi there
[Elroy] why mikee, I thought you died on poisonous Life cereal?
[mikee] what r u on about elroy
[Elroy] mikee, have you ever touched a man like me?
[mikee] i doubt it
[mikee] why do u want to know elroy?
[Elroy] mikee, I need you bad
[mikee] why im spoken 4
[Elroy] mikee, do not lie to us, we know you are single
[mikee] tell my g/f that then
[Elroy] hold up your hand
[Elroy] I'll speak to your hand with gentle yet firm conviction as to why you need me
[mikee] i take it ur all yanks then
[midas] I haven't yanked in awhile mikee...and I will have you shut up at that fact
[Elroy] no seriously mikee, I yanked it last night just before I went to bed
[mikee] no its just im a brit
[midas] do you know brit ney spears then?
[Elroy] mikee, just shut up and kiss me
[Elroy] I'm one of the jetsons you know *nods thoughtfully*
[mikee] no thanx elroy
[Obsolete] *video tapes Elroy and mikee in action*
[midas] when it comes out on DVD SB let me know...I'm all over that...
[mikee] id rather kiss a dogs ass elroy
[Obsolete] it's okay mikee, you don't have to lie, I think about guys too you know
[mikee] where did he come from?
[Elroy] my dog loves that mikee, how good of you to offer
[Elroy] how soon can you be here?

02/22/01 Forest

[NadiaRae] some moron turned on the "auto complete" option on this computer... how do
you get it off?
[midas] you can't turn it off...it has you, follow the white rabbit
[Elroy] hey midas hmm, I think the ugliest girl on the face of the earth sat down next to me,
it would appear someone set her face on fire then tried to put it out by stomping on her with football
cleats on

02/22/01 Forest

[NadiaRae] yup, i live by the junction of minnesota and iowa and wisconsin.... right on the
mississippi
[NadiaRae] i meant to make that first iowa message a pm, but as long as its out in the
open....
[Elroy] I would like to take a trip to the junction where your left leg meets your right leg,
Rae
[Elroy] woops, did I say that out loud? that was supposed to be in a pm too

02/22/01 Barbque

*** Hurricane (#216.161.68#)Barbque / Hurricane strolls casually across the
lawn and joins the barbque.
[Alita] well Hello Tornado *S* ..
[Hurricane] *L* I'm a Hurricane DAMNIT *L*
[Alita] ya seen one whirlwind you've seen them all LOL
[Hurricane] yes I have been told I am full of hot air...although I could slober a bit when I
talked creating the effect of a true Hurricane
[Alita] *puts on a bib* ..
*** Tane (#210.48.1#) Barbque / Tane strolls casually across the lawn and joins
the barbque.
[Alita] Tane Tane ya drive me insane
[Tane] pardon me? Lol
*** Minion (#137.197.83#) Barbque / Minion strolls casually across the lawn and
joins the barbque.
*** JimmyGnomeAli (205.182.50) Barbque / JimmyGnomeAli strolls casually
across the lawn and joins the barbque.
[Minion] damn you jimmy
[Alita] Minny ..
[Minion] Maxi!!
[JimmyGnomeAli] Consider the slushees, they toil not.
[Minion] Jimmy, was that odd comment aimed at me?? I certainly hope for the sake of your
tonsils no
[JimmyGnomeAli] I always say something motarded when I enter a room.
[minny_butt] any girls out there sleep in the raw?
[Alita] raw what?..
[Minion] hmm, I hope not, the only girls I like are those that are cooked
[Alita] your babes do the tanning booth thang huh Minion?
[Minion] besides, you are in room Barbque, take Alita for instance, she is basted in Heinz
57 and rotating over an open fire
[JimmyGnomeAli] And you're a filet Mignon! Ahh! *runs away from his computer into
reality*
[Alita] no way . i do NOT need heinz LOL..
[Tane] brb - phone
[Minion] more like "brb - porn"
[Minion] mwa ha ha ha ha
[Tane] eeeekkk someone wants me naked
[Minion] I told you, PORN
[Alita] *perks* .. Tane is gonna jump on the que naked
[Minion] bbq tubesteak? Tane you mustn't subject your extremities to such horror
[Tane] horror or honour?
[Minion] I don't care how honorable it is, my manly portions aren't ever going on the grill
[Alita] LMAO Minion.. your manly portions...
[Tane] smirks - I thought REAL MAN could use their "portions" to flip a steak on the
BBQ?
[Minion] sometimes when we touch, the barbque's too much, and I have to close my eyes,
and lie
[Minion] I wanna hold you till I die, till we both break down and fry, with some bbq sauce,
and the hunger in me, SUUUUUBBBBSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDESSSSSSS
*** CALIRYDER (167.191.252) Barbque / CALIRYDER strolls casually across
the lawn and joins the barbque.
*** CALIRYDER (167.191.252) has left location Barbque
[Minion] CALI thinks my butt smells so she ran quickly
*** CALIRYDER (167.191.252) Barbque / CALIRYDER strolls casually across
the lawn and joins the barbque
[Minion] but then she was intrigued by it and came back, oh joy!!!
[CALIRYDER] Sup ALITA? Cute name.
[Minion] *L* oh you don't know the half of it Cali, Alita is HOT HOT HOT
* Minion touches Alita *SIZZLE*
[Alita] am not .. Minion.. i have not started the fire yet *S*
[JimmyGnomeAli] You shall all be smeared with jello and thrown to rabid mongols.
[Minion] I love the mongrolians, they have hot woman, very large, with beards
[CALIRYDER] It smells like as_holes and ankles in here!
[CALIRYDER] Who stinks?
[Minion] that would be my 10 week old boxers I fear CALI

02/15/01 Teens16_19

[Thebomb112] No I work full time right now
[fraNk] I work part time for the mob, yesterday I shot a dog
[fraNk] of course this dog was a police informant
[fraNk] my boss was quite sure of that
[fraNk] did I mention this is the Polish Mafia?
[Jon_McClain] Hey is anyone a terrorist?
[fraNk] I was once a terrorist, but my partner went to blow up a bus, and he burned his lips
really bad on the tailpipe
[fraNk] did I mention we were Polish terrorists?