6/21/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** Signoff Ty (off tell KaKe gets on).
*** Signoff Hurricane (on till Pie gets off).

6/23/00 CyberMyst 24.25

[MassiveWarrior] Hello Soul_Stealer *kiss*
[Soul_Stealer] What the…who are you?
[MassiveWarrior] I am rafsunjonni
[Sou1_Stealer] i dont even know you!
[MassiveWarrior] I am telling you where the broad axe is, and that I love you
[Sou1_Stealer] i dont love you so leave me alone
[Sou1_Stealer] and i know where they are
[MassiveWarrior] come on, just let me hug you
[MassiveWarrior] can I just hug you???
[Sou1_Stealer] who is that stupid massive warrior person
* NightSky shrugs
[Sou1_Stealer] i think she he is gay or something
[Sou1_Stealer] wont leave me alone

6/29/00 CyberMyst 24.25

* Todd buys the metal braces
[IHateEveryone] want to fight me todd you bitch
[Todd] not particularly
[dump] ill fight
* IHateEveryone casts a sleep spell at dump!!!
* dump falls asleep!!! ( 318 )
[IHateEveryone] go take a nap then take a dump
[dump] +2 IHateEveryone
* dump stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
* dump stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
* dump stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
[dump] dam you
* dump wakes up and stumbles around a bit!!!
* dump slashes IHateEveryone with the large sword. ( 1 )
* dump casts a magic missile at IHateEveryone!!!
* IHateEveryone has been slain by dump ( 318 )!!!
*** IHateEveryone (209.50.5)
[dump] HAHAHAHA
[IHateEveryone] guess what dump???
[dump] LOSER
[IHateEveryone] GUESS WHAT
[dump] WHAT??
* IHateEveryone casts a sleep spell at dump!!!
* dump falls asleep!!! (318)
* dump stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
[dump] ASSHOLE!!!

7/11/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** chainsaw (62.6.148)
[chainsaw] casts a spell
[chainsaw] too slow..
* chainsaw buys the dagger
* chainsaw is now armed with a dagger.
[chainsaw] walk forward
* The shopkeeper points at chainsaw and falls over laughing.
[chainsaw] kills the shopkeeper with the dagger
[chainsaw] and stomps up and down on his head
[chainsaw] and the blood starts 2 flow from the wound on his head

7/21/00 CyberMyst 24.25

* Alienated sells a platinum wand to the shopkeeper for 130 gold coins.
[BoboLove] hey, give me metal braces
* Alienated brings out a steel gauntlets.
[BoboLove] No, wait, give me magical blade please, I get to 21,000 hp
* Alienated brings out a steel boots.
* Alienated sells a steel helmet to the shopkeeper for 97 gold coins.
[snowflakegrrl] *L*
[Alienated] Ummm..........no...
[BoboLove] you give me magical blade, I give you anal pleasures?

*** Sorry, Your address matches the partial banned address, please try back later.

This address was banned by Alienated, reason (Lewd comments on the main screen), sorry for
the inconvenience.

8/08/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** R_R (204.169.56)
[R_R] fl
[R_R] whoall
[R_R] whoall
[Hurricane] damn, you and your / aren't getting along all that well
[Hurricane] you may need character counseling, I know a good doctor for that

8/30/00 CyberMyst 24.25

* kows slashes the Lildevil with the magical blade. (-33)
* The Lildevil dies in a fit of agony!!! ( -33 )
* Florence picks up 2 gold coins!
[kows] oh just fuck off will you
[Florence] hahahahahaha
* Florence kisses kows
* kows kicks florence
* Florence hugs kows and loves kows
* kows kicks florence off
[cuddely_puppy] who
[Florence] why
[Florence] what
[Florence] when
[Florence] where
[kows] shut up
[cuddely_puppy] damnit florence we cant have a serious convo with out you can we??
[Florence] sic_D is Minion right?
[cuddely_puppy] you know what thoze where my lvle je just killed
[cuddely_puppy] sic_D izint minion az far az i knnow
[Florence] cuddely, would you like to buy a vowel?
[kows] sic_D isnt Minion.. Minion if fraNk heh
[Florence] hmm, Minion is very fast but I haven't seen him in some time
[kows] hahaha
* cuddely_puppy kicks florence* damnit dont make fun of me ive been thru alot
[kows] yeah he doesnt come here much..
[Florence] ieve ben throo lotasa stuatfff andas amke liot slsoa os ayoe for you ans mey -
cuddely_puppy, august 30th, 2000

9/01/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** AlGore (209.50.5)
[AlGore] who wants to fight the vice president???
[AlGore] COME ON
[AlGore] Michael, are you any good at this game?
[Michael] I'll Fight You AlGore!
[Michael] ahahahaha I'll kill the next President of the United States then Canada Will take over!!!
[AlGore] whatever you fool, Canada is weak, America rules cybermyst!!!
[Michael] FIGHT ME THEN AND PROVE IT!
[AlGore] I represent Americans everywhere today by being in combat
* Michael hacks AlGore with the broad axe. ( 0 )
* AlGore has been slain by Michael ( 129 )!!!
*** AlGore (209.50.5)
[AlGore] You bastard, that was not fair!!!
[Michael] THE FOOL! HE SHOULD HAVE CHECKED HIS ENEMY'S STRENGTH BEFORE
ACCEPTING!
[AlGore] YOU ARE THE FOOL, you shall now feel american's wrath!!!

Michael leaves to the EAST.

* AlGore casts a sleep spell but it bounces off the wall!!! ( 15 )
[AlGore] YOU BASTARD!!!

In room 25.25

* Alienated casts a sleep spell and the whole room falls deep asleep!!!
* Alienated casts a sleep spell and the whole room falls deep asleep!!!
* Alienated casts a sleep spell and the whole room falls deep asleep!!!
* Alienated casts a sleep spell and the whole room falls deep asleep!!!
* Alienated casts a sleep spell and the whole room falls deep asleep!!!
* Alienated casts a sleep spell and the whole room falls deep asleep!!!
* kows slashes the Ghost with the magical blade. ( -30 )
* The Ghost dies in a fit of agony!!! ( -30 )
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
[AlGore] kows, I will kill you
* kows picks up 12 gold coins!
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
[kows] fuck you
[AlGore] I represent the united states
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
[AlGore] now now, that language, tisk tisk
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
[Michael] +1 AlGore
[AlGore] Michael, what the hell are you sleeping for??
[Michael] damnit
[AlGore] hahaha!!
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
*** kows dissappears in a puff of smoke!
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
[AlGore] I'm in combat and you aren't
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
* AlGore stirs but is unable to fart loudly!!!
* AlGore stirs but is unable to fart loudly!!!
* AlGore stirs but is unable to fart loudly!!!
* AlGore stirs but is unable to fart loudly!!!
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
* AlGore stirs but is unable to beat off!!!
* AlGore stirs but is unable to beat off!!!
* AlGore stirs but is unable to beat off!!!
* Michael stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
[AlGore] wait, I have a great idea!!!
The Elemental follows AlGore into the room!!!
* The Elemental beats Michael. ( 116 )
* Michael wakes up and looks around tiredly!!!
The Elemental follows AlGore out of the room.
The Elemental follows AlGore into the room!!!
* The Elemental casts a spell draining the life from Michael !!! ( -16 )
* Michael dies in a fit of agony!!!
* The Elemental beats AlGore. ( -1 )
* AlGore dies in a fit of agony!!!

And back in room 24.25

[AlGore] Yes, the United States wins again!!!
* AlGore sings the national anthem and poops on a Canadian flag
[kows] hahaha you fag you suck
[AlGore] hmm, coming from a homo like you is that supposed to be a compliment or a pick up
line

Later on in room 24.25

[AlGore] If you need any help, just let me know
*** twisted (209.148.165)
[AlGore] never type /combat unless you want a heavy duty player to kill you
[AlGore] always type /combat when twisted is around because he has all the ability of a paralyzed
man in a marathon
[twisted] riiiIIIIIiight
[twisted] Hey Al, you suck
[AlGore] thanks twisted, are you voting for me this fall??
[twisted] I'd sooner kill myself
* twisted tries to casts a fire ball but is weakened. ( -385 )
* twisted dies in a fit of agony!!!
[twisted] What's worse than Al Gore?
[twisted] Answer: Someone impersonating him on Alamak
*** Lemming (#64.229.9#)
[AlGore] Lemming, what's up, are you voting for me this fall? I plan to keep Balrogs and Dragons
out of the main shop area
[Lemming] ?
[Lemming] uh huh
[AlGore] Lemming knows that he will vote for me, he finds me very attractive
*** CyberThug (#204.186.214#)
*** CyberThug dissappears in a puff of smoke!
[AlGore] CyberThug is once again smoking, this is an issue I will have to take up with the tobacco
companies, all these people in here puffing smoke right and left