9/20/00 CyberMyst 24.25

* The Imp hits Treebarker. ( 8 )
[Treebarker] My friend impy is here
* Treebarker hugs his imp
[Treebarker] he is my new pet
[God_Of_War] LoL
[Treebarker] what do you think?
* Treebarker kisses Imp
* The Imp hits Treebarker. ( 7 )
[Treebarker] OUCH Impy, be careful
* laplinkhug slams the Imp against the wall!!! ( 0 )
* The Imp dies in a fit of agony!!! ( 0 )
[Treebarker] OH MY GOD NO
[Treebarker] YOU SON OF A BITCH

10/25/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** Zero_cool133 (203.36.248)
[DUNGBEETLE] Hi there Zero_cool133
[DUNGBEETLE] I love you Zero_cool133, perhaps I might kiss you?
* DUNGBEETLE walks over to Zero_cool133
[DUNGBEETLE] please?
[DUNGBEETLE] KISS ME, I'm a cute boy
* DUNGBEETLE rubs Zerocool's neck
[Zero_cool133] DUMB ASS FAG PISS OFF
[Minion] well, that is some wierd stuff
[Zero_cool133] DUMB FAG IM GONNA KICK UR ASS U DUMB ASS FUCKED UP
MUDDA FUCKING LOSER!
[DUNGBEETLE] please don't yell at me, I promise I'll be gentle *nibbles Zero's ear*
[Zero_cool133] DUMB ASS FAT FUCKING FAG DUMB ASS FAT FUCKING
FAG

11/01/00 CyberMyst 24.25

* Minion buys a 6 pack of Heineken
* The shopkeeper points at Minion and falls over laughing.
[Minion] damn, I can't afford the peanuts now

11/06/00 CyberMyst 57.69

[Hurricane] who wants to combat? *L*
[ViPeR] your mom
[Hurricane] my mom sucks at combat, she was cooking breakfast in COMBAT this morning
and I came in and she was idling by the toaster, she's dead now

11/11/00 CyberMyst 24.25

[Ty] Omega type /combat
[Omega] Ty type /quit

11/22/00 CyberMyst 24.25

[DeadIAmTheRat] Server one off line? do you know?
[mellon] yes it is
[DeadIAmTheRat] Know when it's going to come back online?
[MrParchyThirst] server one? they say sometime around christmas : (
[DeadIAmTheRat] Seriously?
[mellon] yes.
[DeadIAmTheRat] Wow. That really sucks. What happened? And I just got my ops too.
That's so unfair
[MrParchyThirst] HAHAHAHHAHA, FISHED IN FISHED IN PARTY TIME
EXCELLENT WOO WOO WOO WOO

11/22/00 CyberMyst (personal messages)

*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) have your mom buy you ops so you can play
Jappy - I can’t have ops, she says this game is satanic, along with most TV shows
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) man...she doesn't let you watch TV either huh?
Jappy- No, television shows the naughty parts of the devil’s world
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) how bout will and Grace?
Jappy - no, that is on during prime time, that is the evil time of the day
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) I weap for your future
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) tell me if you take offense to anything i say...But man..
Jappy - no, it’s okay
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) So what church do you belong to?
Jappy- we are catholic, we go to church on sunday morning from 6 am till noon
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) Too bad there aren't any puritans left..
Jappy - Puritans?
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) Do you know the Mayflower and shit? the supposid first
settlers on this continent?
Jappy - oh yes, that is right, those are the people who praised god and danced with the
Indians to bring him glory right?
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) well the reality is that they killed indians for not believing
in the their god and were responcable for the salem witch trials..but who's counting anyway
Jappy - what? no, the indians tried to eat the white women, they were cannibals, it says so
in the bible
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) No offense but do you live in a commune or something?
Jappy - no, a nice trailer park
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) what state is this trailer park in?
Jappy - Arkansas
*TickleMeSatan* (#147.144.3#) Oh, Arkansas, that explains a lot

11/30/00 CyberMyst (personal messages)

*my5tlr_133t had about 11,000 hp*

Minion - whats your plans for your hp??
*my5t1r_l33t* (130.63.75) I plan to invest them in Microsoft

*shorty after that*

*** Microsoft (137.197.85)
Microsoft - So, I hear you have some good news for me??
Microsoft - Hello, are you there?
User my5t1r_l33t is ignoring messages!

12/3/00 CyberMyst 25.38

[RotatorCuff] hey zerocool my friend *S*
[Zero_Cool133] friend yeah right
[daytripper] oh..you are not friends ? *lol*
[Zero_Cool133] no
[Zero_Cool133] he tries to kill me lied said i sucked, but i suppose we all say those things
[RotatorCuff] can't you just be my friend???
[Zero_Cool133] no cause ur a fag
[RotatorCuff] I am?
[RotatorCuff] great, don't tell my girlfriend, okay?
* RotatorCuff kisses Zero_Cool133 *this will be our little secret*

12/12/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** 73FordLTD (209.50.5)
* 73FordLTD revs the engine menacingly
[Ty2] lol
* 73FordLTD roars around the shop then suddenly does a 180 facing Ty2
*** Phenom arrives in a puff of smoke!
* 73FordLTD runs over Phenom
* 73FordLTD peels out and does a cookie
* SlimShady *L* at Phenom
* 73FordLTD does a power burnout and thinks about plowing into SlimShady
* 73FordLTD drops into 1st gear and lurches forward then slams on the brake skidding
around out of control
* 73FordLTD power slides and smashes Phenom into the wall as SlimShady bounces off the
windshield
* Phenom drops 1 hooker on the corner of 24.25!
* 73FordLTD roars the engine and races towards the hooker!!!
*** Vanyel (#148.74.251#)
* 73FordLTD stops suddenly and idles as Vanyel enters the room
* 73FordLTD revs the motor at dangerously high rpm's as the car shakes...
* Phenom drops a broad axe!
* 73FordLTD runs over the broad axe blowing out the left rear tire and goes crashing into the
shop ditch!!
* 73FordLTD is picked up by the shopkeeper tow truck, for 1750 coins, BASTARD RIP
OFF!!
* 73FordLTD is repaired in the shop for 7800 coins *WHAT A TRAVESTY OF
JUSTICE???*

12/12/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** HisOwnBalls (209.50.5)
* The shopkeeper points at HisOwnBalls and falls over laughing.
[Phenom] hahahah

12/14/00 CyberMyst 24.25

* Minion strikes and slices the Wizard with the enchanted whip. ( -10 )
* The Wizard dies in a fit of agony!!! ( -10 )
[Minion] oh yah the enchanted whip everyone *crowd claps wildly
* Minion sells a enchanted whip to the shopkeeper for 520 gold coins.
* Minion brings out a magical blade.
[Minion] thank you thank you. Now for my next trick, I shall pull large pieces of furniture
out of my butt
[Minion] but that will have to wait till another day

12/15/00 CyberMyst 24.25

[The_Coyote] you would think that I'm in there with Minion biting him and shit but watch
this
* The_Coyote bites SlimShady with razor sharp teeth!!! (987434)
[SlimShady] LOL ouch man
* The_Coyote attacks SlimShady but is deflected by armor!!! (987434)
* The_Coyote smacks SlimShady across the face with a fluffy tail!!! (644722)
[The_Coyote] oooh, that is my big attack!!!
* SlimShady cuts The_Coyote dick off!!! ( -23453466457 )

12/15/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** bike5 (206.78.45)
[bike5] kill shopkeeper
[BadBreathBart] yes kill him good!!!
[BadBreathBart] I agree with you that bastard must die
[BadBreathBart] he takes all our coins, what do you think he does with them???
[BadBreathBart] I am thinking he must have one hell of a retirement plan or something.
DON'T YOU ASSHOLE???
* The shopkeeper points at BadBreathBart and falls over laughing.
[BadBreathBart] Yah that's what I thought, dick

12/15/00 CyberMyst (personal messages)

*SSJ4_Trunks* (#24.159.38#) wow, that’s nice
Minion - what’s that?
*SSJ4_Trunks* (#24.159.38#) your hos
Minion - yah my hos are pretty nice
*SSJ4_Trunks* (#24.159.38#) dang it i mean hps

12/16/00 CyberMyst 24.25

[Cyber_Thug] who wanna fight?
[Minion] I do
* Minion punches Cyber_Thug in the face
[Cyber_Thug] Dam
[Minion] damn is right, you are bleeding all over now
* Cyber_Thug chokeslam Minion
[Minion] yes I'd like some chips with that chokesalami sandwich, oh and a diet rite please,
thank you *S*

12/16/00 CyberMyst 26.23

[Terror4U] pick up your helmet *L*
* Pooper_Scooper picks up the steel helmet
[Terror4U] OH MY GOD YOU LOOK AWESOME IN THAT
[Terror4U] I have never seen anyone who looked so good in a helmet!!!
[Pooper_Scooper] I hope it goes well with my shovel?
[Terror4U] Yes, I think so

12/17/00 CyberMyst 26.25

[Mr_Crawley] damn dude...how long did it take you to get that high?
[Minion] not too long man, bought a dime bag about an hour and a half ago and rolled one
up and smoked it
[Minion] I'm flying totally sky high
[Mr_Crawley] you know what i mean...points at your hp

01/05/01 CyberMyst 24.25

[HomeFry] I mean I'm the hermit that lives in the Rockies, I pee in the stream... hence the
beer beingmade in "Golden, Colorado"
[Crawler] ahhh i see
[HomeFry] I used to pee on my sister, she loved it
[Crawler] thats awkward
[HomeFry] not really, we had bunkbeds
[Crawler] ohh
[Crawler] im peeing on my sister right now
[Crawler] shes not too happy
[HomeFry] seriously?? and playing on the computer?? that is really good. You should join
the circus
[Crawler] yes it s a skill not many people have
[HomeFry] I used to pee on sic_D for fun
[Crawler] ha
[HomeFry] but then one time while we were having an exciting fun filled pee party a balrog
came in and froze my wiener right off in mid stream : (
[HomeFry] that was NOT fun
[Crawler] ouch!
[sic_D] i use to shove my foot up your ass for fun
[HomeFry] Yes, your boot in my hiney was one of the good memories I have
[sic_D] i bet it was its better then the time i saw a Dragon get you in the ass.. so
[HomeFry] not really, that Dragon had a scaley yet gentle touch
[sic_D] i bet
[HomeFry] well, much more than the Balrog, hell, that bastard won't even give the friendly
reach around that is so commonly expected during orgy sex with myst monsters.
[sic_D] why don't you go find a few myst monster to play with HomeFairy
*** RED_RAIN (204.169.56)
[HomeFry] uhm, you mispelled my name dic_C
[sic_D] no i thought you did you left out the ai... you fag
[HomeFry] fag??? I don't even smoke
[sic_D] good for you smoking is bad..
[sic_D] chew snuff
[HomeFry] I have some foreskin you can chew on
[Crawler] hahah
[HomeFry] Crawler used to smoke....
[HomeFry] he used to smoke my big cigar
[Crawler] those were the days..
[sic_D] i see
[sic_D] big cigar Crawler.. huh?
[Crawler] yeah
[Crawler] big cuban
[sic_D] i would smoke those before i did anything else
[HomeFry] Uhm, I'm jamaican man, I'm not some stupid Elian Gonzales, I came to America
on a raft not a god damn innertube
[Crawler] a refer raft?
[HomeFry] you are thinking of a 'reefer rat', a delicious rodent that is indigenous to railway
cars, cargo boats, and semi trailers. Very delectable and tasty, like chicken
[Crawler] my bad
[HomeFry] it's quite alright. I can't expect everyone to know about the cuisine you can
experience while traveling
[HomeFry] one time I beat RED_RAIN in combat
[HomeFry] it took me like 11 seconds though
[RED_RAIN] Oh really
[HomeFry] we were fighting over a large incredibly moist rat
[RED_RAIN] Hmmmm
[RED_RAIN] Sorry don't remember losing to you
[HomeFry] well, I let you have the tail, remember now?
[RED_RAIN] Oh yeah my bad
[HomeFry] that was back when they had this here *The Rat bites RED_RAIN ferociously
with yellow buck teeth!!! (343433)
[RED_RAIN] gosh
[HomeFry] I mean, the rat was a tough kill, about 10 times as hard as a dragon, but if you
killed it, man you could eat like a king.
[HomeFry] I think I saved you from dying that time, I came in and you were cornered by
three rats and a skunk.
[RED_RAIN] si si
[HomeFry] Yah, they used to refer to me as 'Mysterminator"