03/05/01 Forest

[loser] hey they hardly put any stuff on this stupid sandwich
[loser] this bread is too thick too. ugh.
[fraNk] your a loser becca so why don't you suck me *sings*
[loser] sucking you would probably provide more protein then this damn sandwich!
[fraNk] well, I have never heard a better excuse for a knobber *ZIP*
[loser] perhaps i will eat this poptart isntead.
* fraNk heads over to loser
[fraNk] would you like a little man gravy with that pastry maam?
[Emalethish] Oh *shocked* That was rude! *L*
[fraNk] I'm sorry Emalethish, that was very rude... of me to not invite you, I think there is
enough spewing perfection for all!!

04/04/01 Teens16_19

*yet again someone logs in a few times too many, interesting nicks though*

*** Kick MystikalBeaver by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick SuperTrollup by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick GloriusToesOfJ by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick MikeRozier by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick IckyWoods by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick GracefulTroll by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick YOUKICKEDME by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick DietCoke by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick EmmittSmith by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick Sprite2 by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick PepsiOne by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick YOUCH by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick Butttocks by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick AmanGreen by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick Lips1 by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick Lips2 by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick Lips3 by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick MountainDew by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick Rudishoil by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick GotNoPantiesOn by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick Pepsi by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick TonyDorsett by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick ThurmanThomas by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick WonderWoman by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick AbduhlMohammad by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick BrettFavre by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick DrPepper by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick FancyFeet by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick BarryWhite by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick Fantastical by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick Coke by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick BarrySanders by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick DietPepsi by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick WalterPayton by Carmen (harrassment).
*** Kick UrLipsMyDek by Carmen (harrassment).
[Restricted] holy shit...
[HidingFromYou] holy shit *L*
[ICPchick17] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh *lmfao*
[cuddely_puppy] wow
[DropsOfJupiter] *L* nice.

*** Address MystikalBeaver multikicked 46 by Carmen 144 ( 40plus )
( harrassment )
*** Address 216.104.228 banned by Carmen 218 ( 40plus ) ( logging in 46
times?! )

04/26/01 Path

[KevinsBacon] i have no hat! do not let yourself return to any past habit or attitude patterns
which were part of your probalm.it is stuck together with stickyfat. _satan never gives up_.i will eat
you like a carrot! be calmly and confidently on guard.it is a retarded! ha ha ha! keep a positive mental
attitude. hooker pig says "gravy please!" you can win this fight!!! fatty! the joy and strength you will
feel when you stupid fuckshits. --- .

04/26/01 Path

[fraNk] hello silly Hotaru, what is your weapon of choice?
[Hotaru] OOC My weapon? Hotaru doesn't fight much she tends to destroy worlds a bit to
easily
[fraNk] it is only you and I here, shall we fight or make love?
[Hotaru] OOC Neither one I don't like fighting and two no way on earth. I happen to have a
boyfriend I love very much
[fraNk] I hope your boyfriend is okay, I have read my tea leaves and it says something
about gonoreah here
[Hotaru] OOC Yeah right I don't buy that kinda stuff
[fraNk] I am not sure you can buy gonoreah, maybe in thailand but it's illegal here in the US
[_Melanie_] aHAHAHAHAHAHAHa, *has fun reading the screen*
[Hotaru] OOC No wonder the path was empty when I got here
* _Melanie_ has some gonnoreah for sale, if anyone wants it...:) Bottled or packaged?
* _Melanie_ distributes samples..
[_Melanie_] but I see someone already has it...so, I will not try and sell it to a satisfied
owner already :)
[fraNk] I will buy some, how much?
[fraNk] we have to keep it quiet though
[fraNk] don't let others know we have some gonoreah, a lot of people really crave it you
know
[_Melanie_] I know...I am getting offers every other day!! I cannot keep the phones from
ringing...*sneaks around with her stash*
[Hotaru] OOC You guys need to grow up
* _Melanie_ ponders the instruction...Well, what I need right now is irrelevant regarding
you...but, I shall ponder the whole growing up thing :)
* _Melanie_ passes the high-grade gonnerhea around...Anyone need a hit?
[fraNk] Hotaru, you are jealous, I think we should give her some, don't you think Melanie?
* _Melanie_ nods to fraNk, "Yeah, I think she needs gonnerhea...Come on, give it a try, it
can't hurt ya!"
* _Melanie_ passes the gonnerhea bong to Hotaru
[fraNk] Hotaru, are you ready?
[Hotaru] I think not I am sick of people coming in here and making everyone leave because
they have to be jerks
[fraNk] what? how dare you call us jerks? we offered you some very rich stuff you know,
for free
[Hotaru] Get a life
* _Melanie_ sighs, "How dare you dis my gonnerhea, Tonya. Have you no shame???" *takes
the bong back, offended*
[fraNk] it's okay melanie, we will take our gonoreah back, and NEVER OFFER IT TO
HOTARU AGAIN!!!
[_Melanie_] NO GONNERHEA FOR HOTARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I want one of those
LIFES!!!
[fraNk] yah, no kidding, give me some life Hotaru okay?
[Hotaru] Go to Hell
[_Melanie_] How much life do you have, Hotaru?? I need some, now!!!!! My gonnerhea is
not strong enough!!
*** Sailor_5 (207.102.213) Path / Sailor_5 walks down the eerie path with
mushrooms strange trees!
[fraNk] Hotaru, ALL YOUR LIFE ARE BELONG TO US!!
[fraNk] SOMEONE SET SAILOR UP THE GONORREAH!!!
* _Melanie_ runs after Hotaru, I NEED LIFE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Hotaru] You know someone should really get you guys for harrasment I am out of here
*** Signoff Hotaru (38.29.142).
*** Sailor_5 is now known as Slayer_5.
* _Melanie_ gives Sailor_5 some gonnerhea :) No wait...here, *passes him the bong*
[Slayer_5] DAMMIT
[_Melanie_] damn, she left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ahahahaha, oh well...
[fraNk] well, I don't know about you Melanie but I sold the last ounce of harassment I had
the other night
[Slayer_5] BONG!!!
[_Melanie_] I know what you mean, fraNk....my new stash is coming in tommorrow, but
only a little bit (this is HIGH GRADE harrassment.)
[Slayer_5] you want high grade harrassment? i got a BUS-LOAD of it
[fraNk] wow, my harassment is usually cut pretty weak
[fraNk] who is your supplier melanie?
[_Melanie_] ahahahahahahhaha, the bus...yeah, we AAAAALLLLLLLLL know about the
bus :)
*** Firefly (38.29.142) Path / Firefly walks down the eerie path with mushrooms
strange trees!
[fraNk] Firefly, are you here for the gonoreah?
*** HasBigSword (137.197.72) Path / HasBigSword walks down the eerie path
with mushrooms strange trees!
* HasBigSword slashes Slayer_5 viciously watching the organs spill as I eat the
[fraNk] oh my goodness, how dare you interrupt our toKe-a party with this battle?
*** _DarkMyst_ (24.6.220) Path / _DarkMyst_ walks down the eerie path with
mushrooms strange trees!
* HasBigSword pummels DarkMyst with a slashing so brutal his distance family dies
*** Slayer_5 is now known as HasBigPenis.
[fraNk] I'll give HBP 5 dollars and color if he goes to 40 plus and yells *HELLO
EVERYONE!!* then comes back here real quick
[HasBigPenis] im there dude
*** HasBigPenis (207.102.213) has left location Path
[fraNk] that is one penis that is about to get racked
*** HasBigPenis (207.102.213) Path / HasBigPenis walks down the eerie path
with mushrooms strange trees!
[HasBigPenis] done
[fraNk] here it comes
*** KICK WARNING User HasBigPenis warned by BBG 7143 ( Path ) ( where it counts ...
nick )
*** Kick HasBigPenis by Candi (nick).
[HasBigSword] *L*
[fraNk] *LOL* even quicker than I could have even imagined *L*
* _Melanie_ sighs...well..Now that sucks...Anyone still want some gonnerhea?? *keeps
taking hits*
[fraNk] you could go blind from that Melanie, try taking it slow
[_Melanie_] ahahahaha, good, b/c I am not willing to give my gonnerhea out for free!! :)
[_Melanie_] unless someone is REALLY nice to me :)
[fraNk] I wouldn't do it, giving out gonnerhea is just not worth it
[_Melanie_] true...but some people are just really really asking for it :)

4/26/01 40plus

*** OneShyGuy (209.240.220) 40plus / Welcome!!!
[fraNk] Uhm, I ordered SweetAndSourGuy, that stupid chinese escort service *curses*

4/28/01 auto reply message

*Mech* (#24.10.168#) Welcome to Alamak...would you like to try one of our combo meals?

05/04/01 Cellar

*** fraNk (137.197.85) Cellar / fraNk descends the stairs and peers at the wine
racks and coffin!!!
[fraNk] ROGUEMAGE IS COMING RUN FOR YOUR GOD DAMN LIVES!!!
[fraNk] I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU WILL ALL SUFFER GREATLY
[fraNk] PLEASE HEED MY WARNING
*** RogueMage (216.8.146) Cellar / RogueMage descends the stairs and peers at
the wine racks and coffin!!!
[Eidolon] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's RogueMage!!!!!
* RogueMage jams a frozen chick head up fraNk's arse
*** RogueMage (216.8.146) has left location Cellar
[fraNk] OH MY GOD MY ASS HAS BEEN INVADED BY A COCKSICKLE!!!

*then later on in room Cinema*

*** fraNk (137.197.85) Cinema / fraNk walks in with a bag full of popcorn and
sits munching behind you!!!
[fraNk] wow, a new movie is on
[fraNk] "KICKING ROGUEMAGE"S ASS" rated R
[fraNk] I think I'll watch it
* fraNk eats some popcorn
* fraNk drinks a long slurp of his soda
*** RogueMage (216.8.146) Cinema / RogueMage walks in with a bag full of
popcorn and sits munching behind you!!!
[fraNk] OH MY GOD ITS A MOVIE STAR!!! *faints*
* RogueMage ejaculates into popcorn and makes fraNk eat it heh heh
* fraNk suddenly has salty breath

05/09/01 Forest

*** AdjustThis (24.102.81) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as AdjustThis
enters the clearing between the trees.
* AdjustThis prances in the room~
* furaNkoo grabs AdjustThis's knob and twists it sideways
[MissDandy] Where is Dade at, has anyone seen him?
[furaNkoo] I saw Dade, he got hit by a bus
[AdjustThis] DADE got hit by a bus?
[furaNkoo] only a broken leg, nothing real serious

[MissDandy] WHAT!
05/09/01 Forest

* AdjustThis wiggles her toes~
* furaNkoo wiggles his nuts~
[AdjustThis] Now that's a talent~
* AdjustThis scratches her eye ball~
* furaNkoo scratches his left ball~
* AdjustThis squints~
* furaNkoo farts~
* Non_Entity shakes his head*
* furaNkoo shakes Non_Entity's head some more
[furaNkoo] OH DEAR, Shaken Chatter Syndrome, please don't tell the comm!!! *on hands
and knees*

05/16/01 Forest

[JimmyGenomeDNA] Glad to be of service.
* DirtyLilAngel staples Gnome to fraNk*
[fraNk] holy christ this Jimmy is heavy
[fraNk] but I'm used to draggin a big heavy jimmy around

05/18/01 Forest

[Jessamyn] Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist...

05/18/01 Forest

[_Aeric_] did you ever wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Pepsi! For the love of
God I need Pepsi!"
[OmegaXero] Pepsi? i didn't think anyone drank that after the Crystal Pepsi massacre
[fraNk] Coke sucks balls dude, it's frightfully full of sugar and syrup, YUCK
[fraNk] I always drink Pepsi
[_Aeric_] Pepsi is the best.
[yoso] Cocacola will disolve beef meat in 4 days.....Coca Cola trucks have to have
"hazardous substance" stickers on them in some states
[OmegaXero] curses! the Pepsi drinkers have lured me into a trap
[fraNk] CocaCola was dumped on enemy troops during the Korean War
[fraNk] In the meantime, our troops drank Pepsi and kicked commie ass, HOORAY
PEPSI!!
[fraNk] COKE = Commies Only, Kill Em!!!
[RogueMage] Ha ha!! all your cherry pepsi's are belong to us
[_Aeric_] PEPSI=ORGASM IN A CAN
[Kala] Pepsi isn't THAT Good.
[OmegaXero] my penis= orgasm in a woman
[_Aeric_] pepsi is only as good as where you put it...
* _Aeric_ shudders* god,.... that sounded wrong
[Kala] I'm not goin there. *L*
[Caeridwen] well I wouldn't put it in my no no place
*** NirvanasAngel (#172.139.14#) Cellar / NirvanasAngel descends the stairs and
peers at the wine racks and coffin!!!
[fraNk] Kurt Cobaine called, he says hi from hell, where he's drinking a red hot can of
Coke

05/20/01 Forest

*** fraNk (137.197.224) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fraNk enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] as usual I am the only one here
*** gayman (202.156.2) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as gayman enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] me and a gayman, well now, this is certainly NOT how I planned my day out.