12/29/05 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] I never offered to help, I just told you what would help
[cognito] that's technically offering
[belldandy] ah, I bet it involved something long and hard
[cognito] it sure did, belly
[fraNk] not really
[purplehaze] Hi, Kayce.
[Kayce] hey Brian
[belldandy] short and hard? hehe
[purplehaze] That'd be me.
[purplehaze] Bad timing. :/

12/29/05 in a pm

*have you ever gotten the feeling that you might have offended someone in some way?*

*Baby_Doll* (202.156.6) ur a lowlife bastard born to a bitch who can hardly understand the
feelings of people . take a look at urself in the mirror be pointing ur fingers at others when ur a piece.
take a look at ur self , u bloody sone of a bitch. a wastrel like u will never be able to find friends who
will like and u will never be well-liked by others. ur just a mind freakers with a fat ass cursing and
swearing at eveyone. ur probably a bastard who just wants attention for being a racisy fucker. GO
AND EAT SHIT U FUCKER.

01/11/06 Hot_Tub

[jack] hi
[jack] fuck
*** Signoff jack (219.95.115), going to server #2.
[fraNk] jack is certainly not much of a conversationalist

01/11/06 Trivia

[Trivia] Here's your 1st hint: th- ---c-
[Trivia] Here's your 2nd hint: t-e b-tc-
[Amourina] the bitch
*** KICK WARNING User Amourina warned by Trivia 1355 ( Trivia ) for (lang)
[Trivia] Commander Amourina!! Got the answer ==> the bitch <== for 10 points in 37.634
seconds. Score: 790 WPM: 2 Current Rank: 2nd
[flutterby] the bitch
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[princess182] the bitch
*** KICK WARNING User princess182 warned by Trivia 1358 ( Trivia ) for (lang)
[sebastian] the bitch
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[zsu] what seb? lmao
[flutterby] hahahaha
[Amourina] now wait a minute!!!!
[rickster] the bitch
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[zsu] LMAO
[rickster] felt left out
[rickster] how hypocritical is that
[sebastian] huh? I got warned!
[flutterby] we all did seb
[Amourina] stupid trivia
[Trivia] Hey Amourina, show more respect for your Trivia Master!
[sebastian] ah well then, I'm in good company *s*
[rickster] yes, you are sebastian
[princess182] lol

01/12/06 Hot_Tub

[toronto_west] has anyone here seen 8 mile?
[sexy_dude20] i saw 8 mile
[toronto_west] if uve seen 8 mile.....and want to be in the sequal 9th Kilometer...msg me
[toronto_west] only serious applicants only
[sexy_dude20] hahah cool man
[sexy_dude20] u can't be serious?
[actually] no you have to be serious if you want to apply
[toronto_west] for real dawg.....9th Kilometer showcases the rock battle scene in canada.....
[sexy_dude20] really, that's cool man
[toronto_west] yeah it is.....we gettin eminem to come down and host one of the battles
[sexy_dude20] and how do anyone apply or whatever
[toronto_west] oh shooot, i was lying man....
[toronto_west] im just tryin to get hot girls to msg me
[sexy_dude20] hahahah cool man
[toronto_west] but yo if u are interested in battling....toronto has a huge underground rap
scene
[sexy_dude20] party on
[sexy_dude20] cool man
[sexy_dude20] i'll check it out

01/12/06 Hot_Tub

[actually] hey i heard this guy on the radio today talkingabout articially inseminatring
turkeys... you know they breed them too fat for them tobe able to fuck anymore?
[actually] apparently you tickle the turkey at the base of its tail and collect the goo in a
beaker
[fraNk] WHAT??
[fraNk] TURKEYS ARE TOO FAT TO FUCK? SAYS WHO??
[fraNk] I had sex with one last night, I had no problem at all
[fraNk] if anything they are easier to catch now
[actually] it's true... they have to artificially inseminate turkeys cos they're too fat to mount
each other... too much meat been bred into them
[fraNk] oh, but just a word of advice from me to all of you, do NOT try and get oral from a
turkey

01/17/06 Hot_Tub

[TorontoMike] Wow someone on here pretending there something they are not? Now I
have seen everything lol
[patientzero] LOL@TOMIKE
[Morticia] *L*
[redwolf] isnt it amazing that people would do that mike

01/19/06 Hot_Tub

[CANDiAPPLE] I have been good, bad and ugly.. how have you been?
[SinCyn] Not to bad...Just busy as all hell...*smiles* I went to a new coffee place
yesterday....*laughs* BadAss Coffee company? The coffee was so good.
[AssHat] they need a BadAssHat, I will have my people call thier people
[SinCyn] Hmmmm, what sort of establishment would it be, AssHat?
[AssHat] establishment? I don't give a shit, but I'm going to sue them for infringing on the
three letter word combined with Ass copyright that I filed last month
[CANDiAPPLE] its would be a place for us to take the faces off the people we dont like
and turn them into hats
[SinCyn] Good luck with that, AssHat.
[AssHat] I will not wear a hat made from people, those are soylent green hats
[SinCyn] Turn the faces into hats? *grins*
[CANDiAPPLE] hell yeah wear your enemies face for a hat..
[Carly] ok much to my disgust I need to get to work so Bye everyone
[dogpoop] i need the lunch
*** Signoff dogpoop (#68.227.117#) (i win carly).
[AssHat] goodbye carly, may many hats be upon your ass
*** Signoff Carly (203.173.233) (not fair dogpoop cheated).

01/26/06 Hot_Tub

[MrPhreak] my next door neighbor just threatened to kick my ass because of his own
stupidity
[jenni] *L* you'd whoop his ass Chris
[MrPhreak] that fucker better be lucky i just do not pull out my glock and shoot him in the
head jennifer
[jenni] no @ shooting
[MrPhreak] yeah that fucker is a loser
[MrPhreak] not my fault he got charged for stealing my cable singal jennifer
[MrPhreak] now he threatened to cut my balls off fuck that loser
[jenni] *L* what a dumbass Christopher
[coolprobe] yeah it is dont get cable
[jenni] punch him right in the face.
[fraNk] RIGHT IN THE FAcE
[MrPhreak] yeah comcast brought criminal charges against the doofus jennifer lol
[coolprobe] thats not even funny
[jenni] thats awesome Chris.
[MrPhreak] yeah that doofus fucked my cable to hell and back
[MrPhreak] I got a three hundred dollar Spice Channel charge and I was like wtf jennifer
[fraNk] WOW SPICE CHANNEL! I love oregano
[jenni] you cook?
[MrPhreak] fuck I never spent three hundred dollars on sex before in my life
[fraNk] do they have any ginger or cinnamon on that channel???

01/26/06 Hot_Tub

[jenni] *** MUTE Mute of COMMSUICK applied by (Carmen Carmen)
[jenni] suick ?
[fraNk] suick is a form of bread best served with potato cakes
[coolprobe] dont you mean sick
[jenni] not sick. sUck
[coolprobe] ooh la la
[coolprobe] suck what
[jenni] COMMSUCK. keep up with the program
[MrPhreak] Cumsucks?

01/26/06 Hot_Tub

[RickJamesBetch] Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
[KamikazeSailor] chuck norris rox my sox
[RickJamesBetch] Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
[RickJamesBetch] If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
[RickJamesBetch] Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
[RickJamesBetch] Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the
probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
[MrPhreak] my penis is bigger than Chuck Norris
[fraNk] Chuck Norris is better than I thought he was, if he's a tool, he's a pitchfork or sliding
hammer, not a mere ho or rake
[RickJamesBetch] In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it
notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the
closest anyone else has ever gotten.
[Kayce] eww chuck norris
[RickJamesBetch] Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes
corn needs to lie the fuck down.
[RickJamesBetch] The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris
out. It failed miserably.
[RickJamesBetch] Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of
northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human
being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans,
and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
[RickJamesBetch] CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update
Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
[RickJamesBetch] Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
[RickJamesBetch] There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
allows to live.
[KamikazeSailor] Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.
[fraNk] is there really no sun, just chuck norris holding a candle?
[Amalthea] lol these are hilarious
[KamikazeSailor] Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first
45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
[RickJamesBetch] Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a
Chucktatorship.
[KamikazeSailor] http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
[RickJamesBetch] In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned
that wine into beer.
[RickJamesBetch] Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple
universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by
Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert
Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
[RickJamesBetch] In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could
use to kill you, including the room itself.

01/26/06 Hot_Tub

[Morticia] What's there to attack in Zimbabwe?
[fraNk] black people, lots of hungry black people, I mean, it's africa, what do you expect?
[fraNk] Canada has never been accepting of foreigners, they are a very racist society
[Kicker] I know frank
[fraNk] they even forced one of their citizens to move to las vegas, celine dion
[paiute26] so to be frank #fRaNk# your aTuRkY FraNk #FrAnK#
[fraNk] does anyone have the paiute26 decoder ring?
[Jumper] I sold mine on eBay
[Carly] I don't have a decoder ring but I got a King Kong watch in my cereal
* Aeowyn chuckles * Decoder ring.
[paiute26] your mom dose #frrNnNk%
[fraNk] holy hell, someone give me the entire code book, I'm lost as a baby in a topless bar
[Walrus] I'm having to think about that one, fraNk
[paiute26] your born in a toplessbar FNNNKKK
[fraNk] born in a topless bar, eh? What a confused yet lucky baby I was
[paiute26] confused cuz you saw tits!!
[fraNk] I made it to second base by default, rock on
[YuliaVolkova] Wen i grow up i wanna wurk in a TOPLEZZ BAR!!11!!
[YuliaVolkova] I played da most AWSUM PRANK on my MOM dat HOR
[Jumper] Yumping Yiminy it's Yulia
[fraNk] your mom is a whore? Can I play this game too?
[YuliaVolkova] SURE!
[ChiliPalmer] was that prank telling her you graduated from your basic grammar class,
Yulia?
[YuliaVolkova] I wuz sittin at da table wit her an I sed "MOM gess wot I am!" den i tuk a
sip of milk, rubbed my neck, spat da milk in her face an sed "IM A PORN STAR!!11!!"
[YuliaVolkova] She TOTALY did NOT think dat wuz funny!!11!

01/27/06 Hot_Tub

[natedidyourmom] dont anger me shamus.. you should know better,.. its 304am.. and i am
drunk.. that = dont fuck with nate time.
[natedidyourmom] when nate = drunk.. that means DONT PISS ME OFF
* natedidmymom gets drunk with nate*
[shamus] no getting drunk
* natedidmymom picks up a beer bottle, smashes it and holds it up to shamus' throat*
[shamus] ack that was my beer bottle u broke
[Jaded] What a waste of a perfectly good beer
[natedidyourmom] shamus.. youre the only comm in the room.. do you want to play with
me?
[natedidyourmom] let me find out more about mr shamus
[natedidyourmom] he is so quiet, never does anything to anyone
[dexxx] nate drunk = retard with false superpower :)
[natedidyourmom] i will have sex with your mother dexx! many times.
[natedidyourmom] does she like me??
[dexxx] no she dislikes morons, sorry
[natedidyourmom] *L* shit man, you must have dissapointed her
[dexxx] me?
[natedidyourmom] yes you
[natedidyourmom] who the fuck do you think i am talking to
[dexxx] what does it have to do with me that you are braindead
* shamus feels the love
[natedidyourmom] shit bitch.. if i was so braindead, i wouldn’t have a job working with
one of the top IT companies in the world..

01/27/06 Bar

[TapewormOfSuck] hehehe
[TapewormOfSuck] sperm germs
*** Kick SpermAngel by Bailey (nick n testing).
*** UltraSprmBath is now known as MASTICATORDETH.
*** Bailey has partially cleared the room.
[tinykitty14] ACK!
[Nynaeve] lol i thought it was MASTICATESPERM for a sec there lol
*** MASTICATORDETH is now known as ChewyBigLoad.
[ChewyBigLoad] SO THICK AND SALTY
* Bailey laughs
*** BAN WARNING User ChewyBigLoad warned by woman 540 ( Bar ) for (nickname
warned already)
*** Ban Nick ChewyBigLoad by woman (nicks warned already).
[Bailey] WoW!
*** Chewbukakka (195.229.25) Bar / Chewbukakka looks around and then goes
to the the bar to order a drink.
[Chewbukakka] Hey everyone, big time star wars fan here, who wants to chat?
*** BAN WARNING User Chewbukakka warned by woman 540 ( Bar ) for (nicks warned
several times already)
*** Ban Nick Chewbukakka by woman (nicks warned several times already).
* Bailey laughs
*** Ban Address (195.229) by woman (lewd nicks).