10/30/99 CyberMyst 24.25

[Dude] cool did you give that chain mail to me and if you did thanx
* FlameThrower yawns
[Minion] yes I did, because I tend to be very nice to my sheep
* Minion shoves a pickle in Flame's gaping mouth
[Dude] well thank you very much if i can do anything for you just ask
[FlameThrower] Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[Minion] Okay, get me a pizza and we'll call it even
[Minion] are you okay, Flame? you appear to have a growl
[Dude] hey I can get to 2000hp in about 6-10 hours
[Minion] really?? HOLY CRAP, that has to be the fastest I have ever heard of?
[FlameThrower] ha! 6-10 hours!!! you suck!!
[Minion] no way, that is awesome!
[Dude] yeah i just get on play all day and by the time i need to go to bed i am at 2000 the most i have
got in one day is 2600
[FlameThrower] hahhahahhahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorrry....
[Minion] that is truly unbelievable, you will have to tell me how you do that someday
[FlameThrower] i'll just shut up now..
[Dude] i go get chain mail then get the axe and on the way i kill tons of monsters
[Minion] Don't you get close to dying sometimes, Dude?
[Minion] Cuz I would be scared as shit
[Dude] oh yeah i wait till i get around 100 or less and search for potions
[Minion] how do you find potions though? I can never find them, I look and look and look and never
never never see any
[FlameThrower] Nells on!
[Minion] oooooooohhhhhhhh, monsters
[Minion] DUDE, HOW THE HELL DO YOU FIND POTIONS?
[Dude] well go up to 1.1 and go east then south do that over and over ontil you get to 99.99 you'll get
many potions and hp on the way!
[Minion] really?? damn, that is unbelievable, and you just find potions? like you kill monsters and
they give you potions?
[Dude] no you find potions on the ground mosters give you coins
[Minion] do you have to ask the monsters for coins or what??
[Minion] I try and be nice and they hit and claw and bash me
[FlameThrower] hehehe leave him alone
[Minion] leave the monster alone and I'll get coins? serious? I shall try that
[Dude] no you kill the monster and sometimes they drop coins when they die
[FlameThrower] no leave dude alone....
* ptt buys the silver wand
[Minion] a loan, like some money? leave him a loan?
[Minion] that wand is dangerous, you damn fool, be careful with that
[FlameThrower] GRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrr.......................................................
* ptt brings out a silver wand.
*** CyberThug arrives in a puff of smoke!
[Minion] hey, you have that little problem again
[Minion] well, Dude, if you need some cash, I can spot you a 10, but that is about it, I'm sort of
strapped myself
[Dude] well i gotta run and get hp i'm only at 15/15
[Minion] one time a balrog had minty fresh icy breath and it really gave my extremities a chilly burst
[Minion] damn, someday I hope to get 200 hp, much less 2000, see yah Dude, rock on!!!
[Dude] hey man you don't have to give me anything
[Dude] bye all
[Minion] okay, cool Dude, you are the best ever!! *hugs8
*** fred (24.4.252)
[fred] helo
[hmmm] heeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheh
[Minion] hello fred, you are a friendly chap, would you like to kiss me?
[FlameThrower] RUN!!!
* hmmm gives Minion a BIG kiss
[FlameThrower] agghhhhhhhhhh.....
[CyberThug] *LOL*
[Minion] whoah, now that is what Im talking about, disgusting tongue kissing
[Minion] fred, join in, don't be afraid, and Flame, if you are bored feel free to jump on in here
*** bloody arrives in a puff of smoke!
[bloody] *lofl*
[bloody] Minion u r twisted
[Minion] oh cripes, fred ran off, but FlameThrower is still here
* Minion walks over to where FlameThrower is waiting
* Minion drops 300 gold coins!
* bloody picks up 300 gold coins!
[bloody] cool cool
[bloody] told ya id get em minion lol
[Minion] HEY, I was paying FlameThrower for a good time you bastard!!
* bloody dropped a chain mail
* bloody buys the enchanted armor
[bloody] that feels so good
[Minion] Hey, that is an expensive chain mail, don't just be dropping shit around here, that is like a
tax right off
[Minion] hmmmmm, FlameThrower appears to be asleep, I shall have to touch charliegrl in a sensual
manner for approximately four minutes
* FlameThrower picks up the chain mail
[FlameThrower] DAMN IE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Minion] FlameThrower, welcome!!!!
[FlameThrower] what?
[Minion] I thought you had left and I was very afraid
[FlameThrower] your messed up..
[FlameThrower] that made you shut up.,..
[Minion] not really, I was just contemplating your ingenuity
[FlameThrower] Grrrrrrrr......................................
[Minion] there you go again, you should have that looked at
[morpheus] hello guys
[Minion] Hello girl
[charliegrl] I have one humongous headache.. I'll brb, ppls...
* FlameThrower falls asleep
[Minion] I have something more homongous than that
[Minion] oh, sleeping? can I bring in a rabid goat now?
* FlameThrower wakes up................
[Minion] I’m not very good at this game dammit
[ThunderChaser] yes you are Minion
[Minion] am not, these lies truly hurt my feelings
[Ty] hehe i for got the collors for ops
[Dude] Minion you have a magical sword you have to be good
[Minion] LIAR
[Minion] I like +50, it is a beautiful color
[Ty] i'm not dumb!
[a] *L*@Minion
[Ty] this is FlameThrower
[Minion] LIAR!! YOU ARE DUMB
[Ty] Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
[Ty] i need an axe
[Ty] can you guys help me??
[Minion] I axe you again, where were you on the night of the 22nd?
[Ty] Minion i'm not the only person with this acct.
[FruityPebbles] I was in your Bed Minion how could you forget it *L*
[Minion] Really, Ty? would you like to go on the record *holds out the microphone*
* Norm2003 grabs the mike*
[Minion] I forget all the good shit
[Minion] Ty is lazy, Norm told me so
[FruityPebbles] has anyone here seen Fight Club yet?? if not..go see it..its good
[Minion] I hear the one guy in that movie has a huge cock
[Minion] wait, are we talking about the same thing? I am thinking of that late 80's movie with
fighting roosters
[FruityPebbles] you hear right Minion...*L*
[a] Minion..geez..no, it's a new movies..Brad Pitt
*** CyberThug dissappears in a puff of smoke!
* Norm2003 dies inhaling the puff of smoke*
[Minion] welp, I told you smoking was bad for your health, but do you ever listen, hell no
*** CyberThug arrives in a puff of smoke!
[Minion] man, CT is smoking up a storm, can anyone here say lung cancer?
*** Zodera arrives in a puff of smoke!
* The Hydra attacks Ty but is deflected by armor. ( 23 )
[Minion] welp, Ty is going to be dead shortly
[Norm2003] *L* yep
[Zodera] hehe, wuss won't fight me
[Minion] yep, Ty is a wuss
[Zodera] What a surprise...
[Minion] why won't Ty fight you?
[Zodera] He's scared I guess
[Minion] do you want me to talk to him?
[CyberThug] that isn't cigarette somke either it's the Cronic
[CyberThug] *L*
[Minion] ahhhh, the Cronic
[Minion] Ty says you are a big wuss, not him, or so he says in a pm
[Minion] I think Ty is on dope though, so you can't really judge his mental capacity at this time
[Zodera] Dammit, I’m talking about CyberThug not Ty
[CyberThug] *L* man get a life
[Zodera] How bought I take yours?
[CyberThug] oh thanks for the coins by the way
[Zodera] Not like I needed them anyway
[CyberThug] *LMAO* at Minion
*** Sanesha (209.148.240)
[Minion] watch your step, there is a small sword and dagger on the ground
[Sanesha] what do you do in here?
[Minion] sometimes it is fun to get naked and frolic with the dragons and balrogs
[Minion] but you better have a lot of aloe vera ready to treat third degree burns and bad bad frostbit

12/25/99 CyberMyst 49.65

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[Minion] damn, that was a short one L*
[Nell] you'te weird*L*
[gnomeslayer] its not wierd, its cool
[Nell] i didnt' say IT was weird..i said he's weird.. unless you're caling him an it?
[gnomeslayer] hes not wierd either, he's Minion...
[Minion] I am an it, and I'm wierd, I guess I have the best of both worlds
[gnomeslayer] god, i can't spell wierd...i always type it rw
[Nell] see? told ya he's weird *L*
[gnomeslayer] weird...weird...weird....weird...weird
[Minion] who's he, I'm it
[gnomeslayer] i can't type that long...it takes forever...
[Nell] copy andpasate
[Minion] ahhh, the magical world of copy paste, gnome brotha, it is like a religion

12/29/99 Cybermyst from a /pm, a deal too good to pass up!!

*Flame* (206.191.75) i'll give you 2 orange pots for a small shield

1/10/00 Cybermyst 24.25

[Ty] hey wacker wanna fight?
[RUMPLE] I'm not afraid of you?
[Talley_Wacker] nope TY thats okay
[Talley_Wacker] come on RUMPLE BRING IT ON
[RUMPLE] Buy to get a list of items and prices
[Talley_Wacker] you in combat yet RUMPLE fore skin??

2/16/00 Cybermyst 24.25

* mystmaster assaults Horatio but the blow is deflected by armor.
[Horatio] you forgot bater on the end

12/10/99 Cybermyst 24.25

[HomerIV] any one know which potions are good/bad
[ShadowJunta] Oily black is the best, you would type 92 to use it and recover health
[HomerIV] thanks
[ShadowJunta] or type 92 and hit enter I mean
[ShadowJunta] of course
[ShadowJunta] typing +50 can make give you more coins sometimes
[ShadowJunta] if not it tells you that a fireball failed
[ShadowJunta] but I love using +50
* ShadowJunta tries to cast a fireball and fails but gets 44 coins!!!
* HomerIV tries to casts a fire ball but is weakened. ( -385 )
* HomerIV dies in a fit of agony!!!
[HomerIV] i just killed myself
[HomerIV] i did the +50 and died

12/10/99 Cybermyst 24.25

* The shopkeeper points at FuzzyNutsMMMM and falls over laughing.
* The shopkeeper points at FuzzyNutsMMMM and falls over laughing.
* The shopkeeper points at FuzzyNutsMMMM and falls over laughing.
[FuzzyNutsMMMM] interesting, I never asked you to laugh at me, did I tell you the one about the
rabbi who went to an irish pub??
* The shopkeeper points at FuzzyNutsMMMM and falls over laughing.
[FuzzyNutsMMMM] You haven't even heard the punch line yet, you moron
* The shopkeeper points at FuzzyNutsMMMM and falls over laughing.
[FuzzyNutsMMMM] well, this crowd sucks, I'll be in Vegas all week, thank you!!
*** Signoff FuzzyNutsMMMM.