4/20/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** Minion arrives in a puff of smoke!
* Minion drops 2388 gold coins!
[killerJ] hmmm
* Minion zaps the coins with the platinum wand! (4776)
*Minion picks up 4776 gold coins!
[killerJ] what the
[Minion] Oh yah!!

4/23/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** SpecialNeeds (209.50.5)
[Io] ?
[SpecialNeeds] PLEES HELP ME NOT NO WHAT I DOING
[SpecialNeeds] MAYBEE I EAT ICE CREAM AND LEARN GAME?
[Io] ice cream...
[SpecialNeeds] HO HO HO? WHO WOODUNT GO
[SpecialNeeds] KILL ALIENATED
[SpecialNeeds] PUNCH ALIENATED
[SpecialNeeds] DESTROY ALIENATED
[Alienated] umm noi
[SpecialNeeds] BURN ALIENATED
[SpecialNeeds] RELEASE FIRE ANTS INTO ALIENATED'S PANTS TO EAT HIS SATCHEL
[Io] : )
* Alienated buys the steel helmet
[SpecialNeeds] DAMMIT, NON OF COMMANDS WORKING TODAY?

4/23/00 CyberMyst 15.87

*** Minion arrives in a puff of smoke!
*** A Orc arrives.
[Minion] fuck you Ork
* The Orc hits Minion. ( 228943 )
[Minion] HEY ASSHOLE!!
* The Orc hits Minion. ( 228481 )
[Minion] I swear to you, if you do that again...
* The Orc hits Minion. ( 228019 )
[Minion] OH MY GOD, HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
* The Orc attacks Minion but is deflected by armor. ( 228019 )
[Minion] Yah, how bout that, you like my armor right
* The Orc attacks Minion but is deflected by armor. ( 228019 )
[Minion] hahahahahaha, oh my goodness, TAKE THAT YOU AMAZINGLY STUPID ORC!!
* The Orc attacks Minion but is deflected by armor. ( 228019 )
[Minion] Well, your attempts to kill me or even to bash me silly will once again prove unsuccessful
* Minion slashes the Orc with the magical blade. ( -15 )
* The Orc dies in a fit of agony!!! ( -15 )
* Minion picks up 8 gold coins!
[Minion] oooh, and coins too? you are too kind

5/09/00 CyberMyst 24.25

***Minion (#209.50.5#)
[Minion] damn, I’m back now, stinking lag, I lagged out
[ENYGMA] Yup.In combat mode,noless.
[TwistyTie] AH HAHHHHH, you have returned to die now!!!
[Minion] *yawn*
[Minion] hmm, who the hell are you talking to?
[TwistyTie] Yes, massive lag, that is a good excuse,you were scared
[TwistyTie] he's scared ENIGMA
[Minion] uhm, yah, sure thing *L* so why didn't you kill me then, breadfreshningdevice?
[TwistyTie] I don't have enough money to buy a wand or you would DIE DIE DIE!!
[Minion] heh heh, okay
* Minion drops 9 gold coins!
* TwistyTie picks up 9 gold coins!
[TwistyTie] YOU FOOL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
* TwistyTie buys the silver wand
* TwistyTie is now armed with a silver wand.
* TwistyTie zaps Minion with the silver wand. (620055)
* Minion slashes TwistyTie with the magical blade. (-25 )
* TwistyTie has been slain by Minion ( 620055 )!!!
[Minion] *L*
[ENYGMA] LMFAO!!!
[Minion] well, he did get one hit in on me

5/29/00 CyberMyst 24.25

* timtimandtim is tweek
* DUSKLOVER buys the small onyx ring
[jumpinBEAVER] you are weak also
[dragon] does anyone know wot each potion is for???
[jumpinBEAVER] what the hell did you buy that for??? hahahahahahahahaha
[jumpinBEAVER] Oh my god hahahaha
[jumpinBEAVER] well, green is the best potion, and purple is the next best, oily black is good for
your hp being low, while mercury will raise your hit points really hi
[dragon] thx but experience tells me green took me from 290 to 0 in less than 0.5 second
[timtimandtim] heya... my name is tim tim tim and tim!!!!!!!
[timtimandtim] yes... and my name is tim tim tim and guess what... im called tim!
[timtimandtim] tim!!!!!!!!!!!
[timtimandtim] i am from timland
[jumpinBEAVER] Hmm, I fear this tim person must be from Arkansas, that would explain a lot
[timtimandtim] its really kewl!!!!! dont forget to vote in my poll!!!!!!!!
[jumpinBEAVER] I vote for you to get on your knees and suckle a Balrog like a newborn calf
*** BaRog (208.142.148)
[jumpinBEAVER] hmm, that BaRog is missing an L, must be like a programming glitch or
something?
[jumpinBEAVER] Alamak is making some serious cutbacks, why, just a little while ago a ragon
attacked me, that's right, no D, talk about lame

5/29/00 CyberMyst 24.25

[jumpinBEAVER] hey, Merari my friend, want to combat??? I have almost 15 hp!!!
[Merari] a friend!!! hehe and you know me?
[jumpinBEAVER] yep, a good friend, here on my commodore 64 with 6 colors!!!
[Merari] is that so!! a commodore 64 with 6 color!!! hehehe!!
[jumpinBEAVER] you better believe it, I’m on the net at nearly 4 bits per hour, AMAZING!!
[Merari] wow at 4bit per hours thats must be the fastest pc ever
[jumpinBEAVER] perhaps, I know you probably won't believe this, but I can download a picture in
just over 7 years
[Merari] you can i am suprised you can see a pic with 6bit color
[jumpinBEAVER] Yes, it is an amazing feat, I'm downloading a picture of the pope now, I hope to
see it by the time I turn 21

5/31/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** Shae (12.36.58)
[MrParchedThrst] Hello Shaethead!!
[Shae] what? *LOL*

6/01/00 CyberMyst 27.23

* RoastedPeanut tries to casts a fire ball but is weakened. ( 7234 )
[RoastedPeanut] hello?
[Zimbabwe] hello there, friend
[dragon] hi
[Zimbabwe] Im not talking to you--you dragon raping asshole.. Im talking to RoastedNuts

6/01/00 CyberMyst 25.35

* UglyMan stirs but does not eat bacon!!!
* UglyMan stirs but does not start shakin!!!
* UglyMan stirs but does not leaf rakin!!!
* UglyMan stirs but does not pancakin!!!
* UglyMan stirs but does not quit fakin!!!
[UglyMan] DAMMIT I CAN"t MOVE

6/02/00 CyberMyst 24.25

*** R_R (198.52.0)
*** CyberThug arrives in a puff of smoke!
[McAssnugget] NEW FROM MCDONALDS!!!!
[R_R] Hmmm
[McAssnugget] Hello friends and neighbors
[McAssnugget] CyberThug - (#204.186.214#) - 24.25 - idle 212 seconds. heh heh, hold on while I
go get a balrog
[R_R] *L*
The Balrog follows R_R into the room!!!
* The Balrog claws CyberThug. ( 3984109 )
* The Balrog claws R_R. ( 5 )
The Balrog follows R_R out of the room.
[McAssnugget] Hmm, I think the balrog just killed me

6/06/00 CyberMyst 24.25

[Tai] ill give someone a large sword if they let me kill them
[Tai] deal anyone?
[Tai] hold on i gotta get mine
[Tai] ok i have a large sword
[Tai] if somebody lets me kill them, ill give you it
[ArnieHarryPalm] DEAL!!! I'll do it!!!
[Tai] ok arnie
* ArnieHarryPalm hacks Tai with the broad axe. ( 0 )
* Tai has been slain by ArnieHarryPalm ( 15 )!!!
* ArnieHarryPalm picks up the large sword
*** Tai (152.163.197)
[ArnieHarryPalm] thank you!!!
[Tai] what?
[ArnieHarryPalm] for the large sword, it was very generous of you

6/15/00 CyberMyst 100.1

[Cincinnati_Cat] I love just walkin around in combat all the time
* Ty2k casts a sleep spell at Cincinnati_Cat!!!
* Cincinnati_Cat falls asleep!!! ( 14 )
[Ty2k] haha
[Cincinnati_Cat] bastard
[Cincinnati_Cat] If I wasnt such a love machine I would kick your ass
[Ty2k] *LMAO*
* Cincinnati_Cat stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
* Cincinnati_Cat stirs but is unable to wake up!!!
[Alienated] HAHAHA
* Ty2k casts a sleep spell at Cincinnati_Cat!!!
* Cincinnati_Cat falls asleep!!! ( 14 )
* Cincinnati_Cat stirs but is unable to get it up!!!
[Ty2k] *L*
* Cincinnati_Cat stirs but is unable to get it up!!!
* Alienated humps Kaos' leg*
[Cincinnati_Cat] NOOOOO!!! you have hit me with the impotency spell!!!
* Cincinnati_Cat dies in a fit of limpdickness!!!
[TEXX] let's go to your saferoom
[Cincinnati_Cat] why in a safe room? I like fighting in the open
[Cincinnati_Cat] with my incredibly large and silky smooth hard on hanging out
[Cincinnati_Cat] a lot of people try to zap my woodie with a wand but are wishing wantonly for
wanky whispers

6/19/00 CyberMyst 24.25

[kNarfoo] who here likes potatos?
[kNarfoo] I love potatos, they are very underrated
[Ruby] sheesh
[kNarfoo] a lot of people don't give potatoes the respect they deserve, I mean, everyon eats them
[Ruby] hooray for potatoes eh *snickers* now I'll just run along and get killed, most likely

6/20/00 CyberMyst 24.25

[Ratatatat] I want to buy a cheeseburger NOW
* The shopkeeper points at Ratatatat and falls over laughing.
[Ratatatat] alright, Look asshole, you either give me a cheeseburger or it's go time?
[Ratatatat] what the fuck is wrong with you, quit laughing at me dickhead
* The shopkeeper points at Ratatatat and falls over laughing.
[Ratatatat] FUCK YOU MAN!! FUCK YOU *kicks the shopkeeper in the head*
[Mystified] Just give him the cheeseburger so he'll shut up you prick!
[Ratatatat] THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT, all I want is a cheeseburger, okay man, what about just a
small fry and a coke?
* The shopkeeper points at Ratatatat and falls over laughing.
[Mystified] That fucker is stuck up.. he wont give you shit... HE is gonna eat all of it anyways.. look
at the fat bastard!
[Ratatatat] YOU FUCKING DICK!!! I'm fucking hungry and all you can do is fuck with me??
FUCK YOU
*** bud (136.165.19)
[Ratatatat] I will kill that fat stupid son of a bitch. Hording all the food like some kind of pac fat fuck
rat
[bud] kill who?
[Ratatatat] Alright, alright, how about maybe just a large shake, that isn't hard, there is nothing to
cook, so.. I'll just have a large shake
* The shopkeeper points at Ratatatat and falls over laughing.
*** Rodeo (#209.226.152#)
[Ratatatat] YOU ASSHOLE!! YOU COCK SUCKING ASSHOLE!! BURN IN HELL
SHOPKEEPER, ROT IN FUCKING HELL YOU OVERWEIGHT FAT ASS FUCKING SCALE
SMASHING WEIGHT WATCHERS BITCH
[Mystified] OH HELL, GET THE MAN SOME FOOD! LOOK AT HIM!... GOD you stuck up
prick.... How about a stupid LARGE ICE WATER
[Rodeo] watch your mouth
[Ratatatat] FUCK YOU RODEO YOU FAT CLOWN FUCK
[Ratatatat] Maybe I'll just have the fucking shopkeeper cook up one of your buttcheeks, that should
last me a week, you cow
[Rodeo] what do wanna play this game or do wanna get banned huh??
[Ratatatat] I want to eat, what the fuck man, can't you read, I have pleaded with this son of a bitch to
get some food and he won't fucking cook anyghing for me
* The shopkeeper points at Ratatatat and falls over laughing.
[Ratatatat] GOD DAMN YOU FAT BASTARD SCREW YOU I HOPE YOU DIE FROM CONSTAPATION YOU FOOD HOGGING HORSES ASS
[Rodeo] well you CAN'T eat dumbass does this look like mcdonalds to you????
[Ratatatat] Rodeo, you may get plenty to eat, because you are a fat stinky dick licker, but I don't get
enough, and Im very hungry, so if you don't mind, either get your ass back behind the stove slave or get the
fuck out of here so I can BEAT FAT ASS SHOPKEEPERS STINKY FUCKING HEAD IN

*at this point Ratatatat was banned*

*** Ratatat (209.50.5)
[Ratatat] What the hell happened? I was here and hungry and suddenly I wasn't here, that is really
fucked up, did you fucking see that shopkeeper?
* The shopkeeper points at Ratatat and falls over laughing.
[Ratatat] FUCK YOU IT WASN'T FUNNY
[Rodeo] u got ban dumbass
[Ratatat] No, I don't use Ban you dickless wonder, I use Speed Stick
[Ratatat] I don't care about deoderant and shit, I want a hamburger mother fucker!!
[Ratatat] Fuck this, maybe they have food over at TharsisGate
*** Signoff Ratatat.
[Mystified] Tharsis gate? *L*
[Minion] hmm, maybe they have a Subway sandwhich shop or something over there *L*