08/09/03 Trivia

[Trivia] 60. Trivia: What animal has bony plates and rolls up into a ball if its frightened?
[kNarf] armadillo
[Trivia] Cadet kNarf got the answer ==> armadillo <== in 6.285 seconds. Score: 30 WPM:
17 Current Rank: 9th
[Trivia] Current Supreme Ruler: Death_Blooms. FRISKY99 has the best score of 750;
WarriorPoet - 270; JenUwine - 170; Parker - 160; SadomasochisM - 140; kat_purr - 100; jef - 70;
randy - 40; kNarf - 30; Jeremy - 10;
[Grackle] I missed the question AND the answer
[kNarf] I'm an armadillo
* kNarf is frightened of randy and rolls into a ball
[Trivia] 61. Trivia: In which field did Wayne Sleep achieve fame?
[kNarf] CORN
[kNarf] BEANS
[kNarf] WHEAT
[kNarf] OATS
[Trivia] Here's your 1st hint: -a---t
[FRISKY99] LOL
[kNarf] HAY
[kNarf] SORGHUM
[Trivia] Here's your 2nd hint: bal-e-
[kNarf] PEANUTS
[kat_purr] =haha@knarf
[FRISKY99] ballet
[kNarf] COTON
[Trivia] Commander FRISKY99 got the answer ==> ballet <== in 34.798 seconds. Score:
760 WPM: 2 Current Rank: 1st
[Trivia] Current Supreme Ruler: Death_Blooms. FRISKY99 has the best score of 760;
WarriorPoet - 270; JenUwine - 170; Parker - 160; SadomasochisM - 140; kat_purr - 100; jef - 70;
randy - 40; kNarf - 30; Jeremy - 10;
[FRISKY99] tee hee
[kNarf] WTF??? WHO GROWS BALLET????
[Bezerko] barley
[kat_purr] lol
[kNarf] that's a bullshit question
[Grackle] what's kNarf on about NOW?
[TaterTot8] *L* cotton

08/14/03 Hot_Tub

[calliope] i had killer abs once upon a time.
[fraNk] yes, your abs broke into my house when I was little and murdered my mom and
sister, calliope

08/14/03 Hot_Tub

*** Gypsy_Sparkle (202.94.90) Teens16_19 / Welcome!!!
[Gypsy_Sparkle] hey anyone wanna chat
[fraNk] Gypsy Sparkle? is that like dishwasher soap for a band of roaming circus people?
[Gypsy_Sparkle] yeh frank thats it!
[Lush] frank..your on a roll
[fraNk] I am? don't eat me, I'm not a hot buttered roll!!
[fraNk] i'm more like a bismark, I have a cream center that gushes in your mouth when you
eat me
[Lush] i said you were on a roll..not the roll itself..perhaps the frosting
[hotguy4u] fraNk? isnt that like everybody's 48 year old uncle?
[fraNk] I'm 68, you damn fool, I'm your late night sneaky great uncle
[hotguy4u] thanks for ruining my joke, a-hole :)
[fraNk] you are welcome, fuXORHEAD
[angelized] Aww.
[Gypsy_Sparkle] That sounds lovely u freak
[fraNk] I wish they made a hot roll big enough to sit on, I would be on it all the time, hot
and steamy, making my ass feel all toasty fresh
[fraNk] well I don't want to sit on some old crusty roll, I want one right out of the giant oven,
about the size of a bean bag, maybe a little bigger, but not so hot that it burns my naked butt, if I so do
choose to sit on it whilest naked
[Lush] what is fresh about a roll? not fresh.toasty maybe
[fraNk] so GypsySparkle, tell us about the last time you ate a big beefy man bismark?
[Gypsy_Sparkle] how old r u frank
[fraNk] holy christ, I'm 68, can't you read?
[fraNk] well, I'm so old I can't read, I'm not one to talk
[Goldilocks] i have to wear a heart monitor

08/15/03 Hot_Tub

[Guppie] *MissEverything* (207.62.203) why do you do that sick PHONEY cyber crap
when you can't even do real cyber delight!
[Guppie] haha
[sock2] haha ok
[fraNk] what is real cyber delight? a ben and jerry flavor?
[Jumper] Two quarts of Cyber Delite please.
[moosha] geez *L*
[Guppie] haha
[Jumper] And a plastic spoon.
[Jumper] Or do we eat it with a spork?

08/15/03 Hot_Tub

[dierdre] oh no, there goes my whole load, oh oh Quadzilla, ooooh oooh ooooh
[Groovetank] Oh, there's fraNk.
[Quadzilla] hi dierdre
[dierdre] blue oyster cult right?
[socksucker] stop the insanity.
[dierdre] shut up socksuckersusanpowter
*** dierdre is now known as DarkSilence.
*** Ops DarkSilence (#68.96.137#).
*** KICK WARNING User Groovetank warned by DarkSilence 945 ( ) ( language )
[DarkSilence] *LOL*
[DarkSilence] I couldn't resist
[Groovetank] Haha
*** DarkSilence is now known as fraNk.
[Groovetank] You slut.
[fraNk] that was fun
[socksucker] hahaha
*** Iron_Maiden has partially cleared the room.
[Jumper] Yet another fucktard Friday.
[fraNk] that would have been a better name for that movie jumper
[fraNk] Fucktard Friday, see mom take over daughter's body and go on a raunchy fuck fest
with all her teenage male friends!!!
[fraNk] fun for the whole family
[Jumper] Which movie?
[fraNk] daughter uses mom's credit cards and maxes them out buying herself idiotic shoes
and clothes and a new neon srt4
[Iron_Maiden] fraNK WATCH YOUR LANG OK.... THANKS
[Groovetank] Fuck yourself, Iron_Maiden.
[Groovetank] You give the band a bad name with your stupidity.
[fraNk] uhm, I RUN MAY DEN, you need to examine the rules now, okay? it's fucking
okay, I fucking understand you don't fucking know the rules that fucking well *S*
*** Kick Groovetank by Iron_Maiden (INSULT ME AND USE BAD LANG).
[DrkSdOfTheMoon] woohooo!!!
*** Wrathchild (24.71.223) Hot_Tub / Wrathchild appears and hops into the Hot
Tub naked!!!
[fraNk] OH MY GOD *LMAO*
[Wrathchild] Hahahaha
[fraNk] that's worth saving *L*
[Wrathchild] INSULT ME AND USE BAD LANG INSULT ME AND USE BAD LANG
INSULT ME AND USE BAD LANG
[geel] hah rank 28.
[Mr_Mad] Uhm. The word FUCK is ok in Hot_Tub
[Wrathchild] Fucking cunt.
[Iron_Maiden] fraNK if you dont understand my WARN IT'S YPOUR TROUBLE BUT I
DONT WARN YOU FOR THE WORD FUCK OK
[Mr_Mad] Thank you so much
[Mr_Mad] YEs. IT IS YPOUR TROUBLE FRANK!
[fraNk] OH MY GOD *falls off his chair*
[dexxx] hehe
[Wrathchild] He sure told you, fraNk.
[Wrathchild] I mean, it's probably some Arab shit, but hey... you're told.
[Jumper] Iron_Virgin, I believe you're overstepping your authority and might get in trouble
with the ALL POWERFUL Comm!
* fraNk rolls around on the fucking floor like a fucking fuck
[DrkSdOfTheMoon] fuckity fuck fuck
[Mr_Mad] DO NOT MOCK IRON MAY-DEN, FRANK!
* Jumper laughs.
[Mr_Mad] YOU'RE IN YPOUR TROUBLE!
[fraNk] I don't like what the fuck is going on here, what did you fucking say? AH FUCK
THE FUCKER!
[fraNk] Ah shit ass hell damn fuck slut cum fag whore HI MOM *waves*
*** geel is now known as epizootic.
[epizootic] hah
[MissSugar] SHUT UP FUCKER
[Mr_Mad] I TAKE OFFENCE TO THE NICKNAME IRON_MAIDEN! My great-great-
great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather Jacques De Molay was tortured in one of those. Kindly
fucking change your fucking nick.
[Mr_Mad] I DIDN'T SEE YOU CHANGING YOUR NICK YET, IRON_MAIDEN! I AM
WARNING YOU!
[Iron_Maiden] Mr_Mad stop your haras on me now!!!! And my nick is not bad and I never
change it OK thanks
[Mr_Mad] Ops? IRON_MAIDEN is offending me...
[Jumper] Iron May-Den, please change your offensive nick.
[Wrathchild] Stop your haras on me now!!!!
[fraNk] IronMaiden has a big smelly penis, he just told me
[Mr_Mad] ALL YOUR HARAS BELONG TO US!
[lascivious] haha

08/17/03 Hot_Tub

*** HotHerpesGuy (68.96.137) Hot_Tub / HotHerpesGuy appears and hops into
the Hot Tub naked!!!
[HotHerpesGuy] Hello, any women looking for a hot time with a hot guy, a time you will
never forget, a constant reminder that you were with me for the rest of your life, message me now,
raging oozing sores are ready for action
*** HotHerpesGuy (68.96.137) has left location Hot_Tub
[Kares] ow my mouth hurts
[fraNk] i hope it's not herpes
* fraNk hides from Kares
[Kares] it's not fraNk
[fraNk] yes, it is frank
[Kares] just sore tooth...widom teeth
* fraNk waves
[Kares] lol

08/17/03 Hot_Tub

[JohnL] Somebody kick Gimli out of here please?
*** KICK WARNING User Gimli warned by Kares 1054 ( ) ( solic )
[Mr_Mad] Gimli's too small anyway. BEGONE, Gimly, Son of Gloin
[Gimli] hey KARES come gimme a tit wank
[Kares] uh no thanks Gimli
[Kyju] tit wank. it MUST be an english thing.
[Kares] must be
[Gimli] u cok sukers galore
[Kares] um it's cock sucker
[Gimli] cok sukers
[Gimli] srex
[JohnL] Gimli, if you're going to call someone a COCKSUCKER, at least spell it right, OK?
[DarkElder] JohnL has a point....
[Gimli] gay fools
[Mr_Mad] Maybe his keyboard doesn't have a c?
[Kares] maybe not
[DarkElder] Yeah but Kares.... to him the C in Cock is probably silent
[Kares] no no Gimli...spell it out C O C K S U C K E R
*** Kick Gimli by DrkSdOfTheMoon (disruption harrassment).
[JohnL] Oooh Karrie *gets turned on* I've never heard YOU say that before *L*
[Kares] I am sooooo full of surprises John hehe lol
[TaterTot8] I'm surprised Gimli didn't spell cocksuckers coxsuxers
[fraNk] Gimli was always the worst sort of person in the movie
[fraNk] in the uncut version they wake up to find Gimli having sex with an elf

08/17/03 Hot_Tub

[DIRTY_DOG_DICK] I BUTTFUCKED YOUR MOM.
[DIRTY_DOG_DICK] YOUR MOM'S BUTTHOLE IS DISGUSTING.
[DIRTY_DOG_DICK] SHE LOVED IT, BUT I COULD HARDLY STAND THE
SMELL.
[fraNk] uhm
[fraNk] I'm not sure but that might be my dog
[fraNk] I just don't understand how he is on the computer, or where from
[DIRTY_DOG_DICK] HER CROTCH SMELLS LIKE A DUMPSTER ON A HOT
DAY.
[David] haha
[fraNk] yep, that's my dog, didn't realize he was this articulate though
[DIRTY_DOG_DICK] I FOUND A BUNCH OF SILVERWARE IN YOUR MOM'S
HOLE. NOT SURE WHY IT WAS THERE....
[zeP] SAFEKEEPING.
[zeP] THE HOOCHIE VAULT.
*** Kick DIRTY_DOG_DICK by byte (nick, lewd).
[fraNk] *L* safekeeping
[NorthernBelle] grandmothers good silver and china..
[fraNk] why did you kick DIRTY DOG DICK? I didn't see anything even remotely lewd.
[fraNk] did you Pez?
[zeP] Somewhat, yeah.
[fraNk] ***There are no committee currently online to police your activities, feel free to
move about the chat and break rules
[fraNk] KICK ASS
[zeP] Dirty Dog DICK.

08/17/03 Hot_Tub

* msmanners i'm having a hard time... been up for 4 days straight...
[fraNk] sometimes I have a HARD time, but I am pretty handy when that happens
[nollem] LOOK. I AM PURPLE.
[fraNk] sometimes I'm purple
[fraNk] when I'm really excited
[zeP] PURPLE.
[fraNk] purple and pulsating, ready to burst, so excited can hardly contain myself
[zeP] fraNk likes to choke himself.
[zeP] His tongue sticks out and his eyes roll around in their sockets.
[zeP] Then some underaged Bangcok whore jacks him off into plastic baggie.
[zeP] When he's finally done passing out, he collects the baggies and ships to ex-girlfriends
he can't stand.
[thehypeisreal] Bangcok? no.
[thehypeisreal] Bangkok?
[thehypeisreal] i dont know now.
[zeP] Nor I.
[fraNk] *LOL*
[zeP] Hah. What's the capital of Thailand?
[zeP] Bangkok? *POW!*
[thehypeisreal] haha
[fraNk] Dear Kendra, forgive me for not writing since the day I found you in bed with 5 guys
of varying nationalities, please accept this home made mayonnaise as a token of my appreciation for
everything you have ever done for me, sincerely, fraNk P.S. BITCH

08/17/03 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] If I was buying a dog I would never EVER buy a rat terrorist, this nation has enough
rodents as it is without fundamentalist muslim rodents blowing themselves up in our toilets trying to
singe my ballsack
[zeP] Hah. If you even mention the word 'sand', fraNk goes off on these slighty-racist
tangents against the Middle East. He pops a big ol' boner o' patriotism and starts rubbing against fuel-
guzzling SUVs.
[MiSs_SeXy_TuRk] what was dat about muslims u fuck!!!!!
[TornadoPhreak] Muslims suck
[TornadoPhreak] lol
[MiSs_SeXy_TuRk] U SUCK U FREAK
[MiSs_SeXy_TuRk] HAVE DECENCY U FUCKING MOLE!!
[2navystuds] HEY TURK SHUT THE FUCK UP
[2navystuds] I MEAN IT IN A GOOD WAY
[MiSs_SeXy_TuRk] GO FUCK URSELF TOO U 2 NAVY FUCKS
[MiSs_SeXy_TuRk] U PPL STINK MAN GO TAKE A BRAINWASH!!
[NaStY_ChIcK] hey do u have a prob with turks u fuck
[NaStY_ChIcK] frank u fag go screw ur self up the ass!
[fraNk] wow, screw myself up the ass, that sounds like something that would take a LOT of
flexibility, I'll have to stretch first

08/17/03 Hot_Tub

[Sean] alamak has heavy operating costs
[fraNk] bullshit Sean, I lifted them with one hand, I would say 65 lbs maximum
[TornadoPhreak] Dood that is my ear
[fraNk] your ear weighs 65 lbs? holy fuck are you dumbo?