5/08/00 Forest

[Pickable_booti] WHAT!?
[Pickable_booti] ***Sorry nickname RogueMage reserved by an operator!?
*** Pickable_booti is now known as RogueMage.
* RogueMage eyes go dark I was gonna kill alamak
[RogueMage] NOONE uses this nick cept for me..and any bad actors trying to mock me that is..heh

5/08/00 Forest

* belldandy purrs and licks her buttery baby*
[belldandy] I rox. *gglz* I know all the little tricks.
[sixsixseven] heheh we can use chocolate syrup hun *Grins* we have lots at my house
[belldandy] I noticed hehe. But when I left you were out of whipped cream *winks*
[sixsixseven] yeah we were *frowns* but thats okay baby.. we'll get more.. and we've still got tons of
sprinkles.. but you found that out
[Afridity] you guys are so giving out to omuch info *lmao*
[belldandy] Yeah I did *L* my desert was encrusted with multicolored sparklies heheh.
[belldandy] whatcha laffin at nellers? hehehe. I used the last of the whipped cream on my ice cream
Sunday *LOL*
[Afridity] i dunno where your ice cream sunday was located
[belldandy] heheh... well I was the one eating it... so that narrows it down some.
[fraNkitUP] wow!!! *starts nibbling on belly's dessert when sixsix isn't looking
[sixsixseven] heY! *throws frank out of his room*

6/03/00 Forest

[biplap] ...maybe in my boredom i'll actually getbetter at my bass playing skills this summer
[fraNkenpunk] you play bass?? holy shit, I play trout!!!

6/03/00 Forest

[belldandy] I have not tits *looks down her shirt*
[fraNkenpunk] You have not tits?? what is this, shakespear in the forest?? Alas, belldandy, I knew
her chest not!! where forth art thou chest?
[biplap] *looks downs belldandy's shirt too* well I think there cute

6/03/00 Forest

[Llyan] well wait I can complain! it is impossible to find a size 34DD bra, there ya go, there's my
complaint
[Aida] oh yuck gross, Llyan!
[fraNkenpunk] what did Llyan say that was gross?
[Aida] 34 DD is just simply gross. i like little breasts for as long as they're round and not pointy only
[Llyan] well gee sorry my breasts don't meet your approval
* fraNkenpunk grabs the stamp *your boobs do NOT pass inspection, please bring them back
tomorrow Llyan and we'll see then
[Llyan] damnit, my whole goal for today is ruined frank, by boobs just aren't good enough
[Aida] llyan, your boobs are good enough... -for a guy to hold his beer can between them
[fraNkenpunk] beer can?? *looks down at his beer* hmm, is Llyan busy later?

6/03/00 Forest

[Afridity] i wanna watch a porno some day
* grass used to be a porn star *
[fraNkenpunk] it depends upon the porno, the one of biplap with the high school cheerleading team
was so awesome, I watch it once a week
[FAQdUp] frank make Me a copy of that porn willya *L*

6/03/00 Forest

*** satan1 (#209.240.200#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
* satan1 looks at his wife next t him then points at everyone and says* "See honey these people don't
have lives either...don't you feel better now?"
[fraNkenpunk] hello satan1, you evil BASTARD!!!
* satan1 bats his eyelashes at Franky* The sweet words you whisper to me..*is wooed*
[fraNkenpunk] HEY MIKE LET'S FUCK AGAIN LIKE IN THE OLD DAYS!!!

6/04/00 Forest

[fraNk] yah, if you have ever been cyber pregnant, had cyber brothers and sisters, had a cyber
abortion, cyber wedding, cyber funeral, cyber vibrator etc etc etc, you need to head to room path heh
[iRgLeD] there's a cyber vibrator?
[fraNk] yah, it goes BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and your monitor starts bouncing around
[niceguy17] i wanna see that.
[iRgLeD] i'm going to start roleplaying

6/06/00 Forest

[Afridity] i just thought fraNk was beign dumb on purpose
[epona] yeah, since birth
[Afridity] i guess it comes naturally
[kNarfoo] yes, you come naturally nell

6/07/00 Forest

*** Boooo is now known as DamnYou.
[PaintedWolf] Boooo You annoy me. You always have. You have an abusive attitude and I don't
appreciate it.
[Minion] PaintedWolf You pleasure me. You always have. You have a sensual attitude and I
appreciate it.

5/29/00 Woods

[kNarf] can they take disembowelment material and make clothing out of it?
[LizardKing] sure...intestines make good belts and neckties

5/29/00 Woods

[Xberwolf] hmmmm someone is delusional
[kNarf] wow, Xberwolf, you only now figured that out, I am amazed to find sane people here from
time to time *L*

5/29/00 Woods

[CRAZY] This is my real name..*LOL*
[kNarf] My real name is Jack, and my last name is Hoff
[kNarf] at least they yell that at me when I'm driving irratically
[kNarf] I'm glad my name isn't Dumb Shit, whoever that guy is is always driving terrible, people
yelling his name constantly on the freeway, in town, even in parking lots, that Dumb Shit guy is like
everywhere
[kNarf] of course, that brings me to an interesting situation, maybe they think my name is Dumb
Shit, because Jack Hoff may look a lot like Dumb Shit and drive just like me, he seems to be everywhere I
am

5/29/00 Think_Café

[LizardKing] they call roast monkeys BBQ chicken in the Phillipines...they cant fool me...chickens
dont have thumbs

5/30/00 Doorstep

[BALLS] i have a nice fire going here nice and warm inside
[Minion] I hope BALLS doesn't get burned *L*
* Sweet_Male IS A SWEETHEART FROM OTTAWA ONTARIO WITH PICS LOOKING FOR A
REALLY WILD AND SEXY CUTIE OR A SWEET AND ADORABLE CUTIE!
[Minion] a male sweetheart??? DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!!!
[Minion] One icy cold winter day I drank a Zima, and my ass froze to the seat like in the
commercial, what a mistake that was, I couldn't move for 4 days
[2HOT] ME WANT RUB RUB
[2HOT] ME RICH
[2HOT] ME VERY HOT
[Minion] ME THINK 2HOT TAKING INDIAN TALK TOO FAR
[2HOT] ME HAVING FUN WITH U GUYS
[Minion] ME WONDER IF 2HOT ACTUALLY TONTO
[2HOT] ME TONTO WHAT
[jeff] ANYONE FROM ATTICA PRISON?
[Minion] ANYONE HERE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE AND INTO CIGAR DIPPING?
*** LongNHard (164.107.3) Doorstep Welcome to Alamak
[Minion] Hey, I was just thinking LongNHard about something *L*

5/31/00 Think_Café

[thalia] speaking of boogie nights cogito : ) ahhhhemmmm : )
[thalia] is that an oversized bottle of polo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me??? : ) haha
[kaNarfoo] Yes, thalia, speaking of boogie nights indeed, all he is wearing is the shoes *L*
*** Cogito_Ergo is now known as Cogito_Diggler.
[thalia] ooooooooooooo baby : ) ahh dirk : ) (thalia scurries to set up lights and turn down silk
comforter)
[Cogito_Diggler] Porn star...an honorable and underrated trade if ever there were one.
[Christine] so who is the porn star?
[kaNarfoo] I am, I try and keep it under wraps but sometimes I do bring work to alamak, just for
thalia though *L*
[thalia] has one question oh porn maven... just how comes the girls are all nice looking and the guys
are so lame??
[kaNarfoo] that's not true, I'm a hotty, I'm like incredibly sexy and hot and no one can resist me, and
did I mention I'm modest too?
[LittleC] frankie well whats the name of your porn film then can i rent it?
[kaNarfoo] my porn film is The May Tricks
[Cogito_Diggler] Little Britney Spears does an excellent job of awakening all those dirty, puerile
fantasies of my high school years. Maybe she sings like Abba without the soul and conviction, but she looks
good in that red vinyl catsuit *throaty growl*
[kaNarfoo] she looks even better in the May Tricks without the cat suit, I must say I was pleased she
accepted a role in my film without much prodding
[kaNarfoo] Hmm, well, before she accepted the roll there wasn't much prodding, but there was a
whole hell of a lot of prodding afterwards, mwa ha ha ha!!
[Calm] ohh .. knarf
[kaNarfoo] Calm, that statement sums up what many women say to me, but usually with a lot more
oooooooo's
[Calm] women call you knarf?
[kaNarfoo] Yes, it's my real name, kNarfmanchu sokiyamoto
[kaNarfoo] Ruby calls me god though, usually something like this "Oh god, Oh my god, Oh yes yes
yes yes yes OH GOD YES YES!!!
[kaNarfoo] then I make breakfast, and all is well in fraNkieland
* Ruby raises an eyebrow*
[kaNarfoo] Oh baby, you raised more than that last night heh
[Ruby] not for you, kNarfaroo
[kaNarfoo] dammit Ruby, quit trying to ruin my fantasy, for once can't you just humour my childish
whims, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD???
[Ruby] you're ruining my reputation! *paddle*
[kaNarfoo] actually, baby, being with me will put you on the map, you'll be a STAAAAAAR!!
*keeps working his magic*
* kaNarfoo douses the next person to post in whipped cream and lets the puppies loose
[Cogito_Ergo] Tell Stillpink to drop her worthless job and family and spend every waking moment
online.
[kaNarfoo] Oh my god *watches the puppies molest Cogito* HEY COGITO< no putting whipped
cream on your privates you sicko *L*
[Cogito_Ergo] I didn't, kaNarfoo. It just so happens that my genitals sweat maple syrup.
[kaNarfoo] OOOOOOOOoooooooh, kick ass!!! *holds a plate of steaming pancakes under Cogito's
greasy shaft and bouncy buddies*
[Calm] I expect YOU to entertain me kNarf
[kaNarfoo] I'm the entertainment?? well my contract only states that I should sit in here and chide
bitch moan rant and rave, nothing about entertainment, wait, what is this tiny print down here?
[kaNarfoo] BASTARDS, I am supposed to entertain, what in the hell kind of crap is that, they put
entertain down here in this tiny print, along with performing sexual favors??? This is the last time I sign a
contract without reading it!!!
[Calm] dance kNarf!
[Ruby] yeah fraNk, entertain the room why dontcha... you're otherwise useless...
[kaNarfoo] Ooooooh, Ruby, that was very mean
* kaNarfoo (209.50.5) has left location Think_Cafe
[Ruby] gee I must be all alone now...
[Ruby] kaNarfoo
[Ruby] where are you?
[kaNarfoo] Rubydoo?
[Ruby] what's with that a, anyway?
[kaNarfoo] heh heh
[kaNarfoo] it keeps people's wait lists from pervertedly showing that I am here as kNarf hahaha
[kaNarfoo] too many perverts are stalking me, I'm a good boy, clean, pure as the driven snow
[Ruby] I figured you just were too lazy to fix a typo *heh*
[kaNarfoo] I'm pretty damned lazy but I swear to you the a is deliberate *L*
*** Travis (208.188.27) Think_Cafe puts down some books, gets a coffee, and joins the
discussion.
[Travis] Howdy!
[kaNarfoo] Travis, OH MY GOD HELLO!!! *hugs*
[Travis] hello kanarfoo
* kaNarfoo bakes Travis a cake to celebrate our new friendship
[Travis] huh? have we met?
* kaNarfoo stares at Travis with frosting and cake dripping off his chin *what? have we met??? what
kind of question is that to ask of someone who has lovingly baked you a cake??*
[Travis] hehehe! ok i guess! thanks for the cake!
* kaNarfoo takes away Travis' piece of cake*
[kaNarfoo] Travis, you stay away from the cake until you apologize to Ruby
[Travis] Can you bake pies?
[kaNarfoo] Ruby has the pie, I have the cake, get it?
[Travis] hehehe! ok! Guess I'll talk to Ruby
[Ruby] Don't talk to me. I'm unfriendly.
[Travis] Well hello unfriendly Ruby!
[kaNarfoo] nah, that is not true, if you talk nicely to Ruby you get a piece of pie, that is the rules
[Ruby] a bit defensive... how do you feel today, kaNarfoo?
[kaNarfoo] I am feeling just great, this cake is absolutely to die for!! *gets out a knife and stabs
himself*
* Ruby shines a light in kNarf's ear* I think you must be ill... now say ahh...
[kaNarfoo] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
* Ruby looks in kNarf's mouth* hmm. What have you been putting in there?
[kaNarfoo] I'll probably be okay with this physical examination, Dr Ruby, as long as there is no turn
the head and cough section
* Ruby slaps kNarf* shaddup, I make the rules, and I say I AM UNFRIENDLY! *looks up his nose*
[kaNarfoo] woah, be careful there, you may find my finger
[Ruby] nope, none of that... but are you familiar with the speculum?
[kaNarfoo] is that like a tiny portion of lum? just a speck?
* Ruby shines a light in kNarf's eyes*
[kaNarfoo] Ruby, you have always been the light in my eyes
[kaNarfoo] *** Ruby - (#154.5.113#) - Think_Cafe - moved to tears by fraNk's loving comment
22332 seconds.
* Ruby gives kNarf a poke in the eye* oh, sorry... my hand slipped. :^)
[sadim] hey Ruby, would you like to listen to something very hilarious?
[Ruby] maybe...
[Ruby] okay
[Ruby] I guess
[sadim] well it is kinda of vulgar...language I mean...it explores the many uses of the f-word
[Ruby] well, you know, I have never encountered such language...
[kaNarfoo] I encountered that language the other day at the airline ticket counter, in fact, for some
reason it was spewing from my mouth, I just wasn't able to control it
[Ruby] shame on you kNarf... resorting to verbal assault... airline ticket counters should provoke
nasty physical beatings
[sadim] *L* I can imagine fraNk...the trials and tribulations of a man in an airport and no gun in
hand...whatever is he to do...you flith flarin filth airline dick
[kaNarfoo] Yes, I should write a play - Things To Do At St Louis Airport When You're Bumped
[Ruby] I think you must certainly be ill... *scribbles on the chart*
[kaNarfoo] wow, you are just like a real doctor, wasted my time to tell me something I already knew,
Ruby is more amazing than ever!!
[Ruby] I'm not a doctor... what are you talking about? I just walked here from the psych ward...
[kaNarfoo] great, the best help I've gotten in this place in years and it comes from a half baked loon,
thanks, thanks a bunch!!
*** Satinrose (#209.240.216#) Think_Cafe puts down some books, gets a coffee, and joins
the discussion.
[Travis] Howdy satin!
[kaNarfoo] Satin, have you met Travis?
[kaNarfoo] Travis likes to eat pie