1/11/00 Forest

[fraNk] damn, jonny, are you part retarded? *L* that was delayed reaction
[jonny] no. fully retarded

1/11/00 Forest

[fraNk] ah.. I hear.
[Laud] ah.. I feel.
[fraNk] ah.. I smell.
[Laud] yes. You do.
[fraNk] thank you Laud, it's Evening In Armpit, the smell of France without the travel, so the
commercial said
[Laud] All I've got to say about that post is: heh.

1/11/00 Forest

[pillager] lots of traffic through this forest
[fraNk] yes, there certianly is, ha ha ha ha, pillager, funny!!!
[pillager] frank, you are delirious . . but that's okay too
[pol] hi there woooud you be my f
[pillager] f could mean a lot of things . . more specific please
[fraNk] I can be your g but that is about it
[pol] frank would you be my f
[fraNk] I'm sorry, I will have to be your g
[pillager] i don't f with strangers . . .
[pillager] heh heh
[fraNk] wait, we do have an opening for e here if you can make it in ealier
[pol] frank are you a handsome or gwapping
[pillager] gwapping?
[fraNk] gwapping = something that people do at night, usually naked, involving lust and sweat
[pillager] with a computer?
[fraNk] I guess
* ENYGMA gwaps himself*
[fraNk] basically once you get past the risk of electricution, you are home free to gwap and surf
[pol] frank are you asking pol?
[pol] mazdaz pls. ask me about you
[fraNk] ah, okay pol, will i come into riches and naked women tomorrow?

1/11/00 Forest

[fizbinz] hey there sexy mama you wanna watch me comb my hair real fats?
[morph] real fats ? Man .. I am really out of touch with the slang in the forest.

1/11/00 Forest

*** Kick BIGandHARD by Warrior_Poet (nick).
[morph] Wonder if the OP will kick someone with the nick " Small and soft" ?

1/12/00 Forest

[Caeridwen] I been shop vac ing my ass off, calling insurance ajusters, calling carpet guys serving
eviction notices to renters ect
[fraNk] I am not sure that a shop vac is suitable for liposuction of one's buttocks, but that is just a
medical opinion, I'm not really a doctor, I just went to medical school to meet bitches

1/14/00 Forest

* DillyBar enters the forest, he and Oreo Blizzard and the rest of the DQ gang are here to whoop
your asses
* Zildjian puts your ass in the blizzard machine, stick and all*
[DillyBar] ahhhhhhhhh!!! *roars around the blizzard machine and flies out landing in the fry oil
*nooooooo I'm melting!!*
* DillyBar watches as Ultimate Burger and medium fries start wailing on Zildjian beating and
whooping up a storm

1/15/00 Forest

[NUDISTfraNk] Olorin, I now have 6 million hit points *L*
[Olorin] 6 million is too many. *L*
[Olorin] I don't think I ever had more than 600k.
[poet] Frank only has 600k,he just can't count
[NUDISTfraNk] damn, I only have 600 hp, I am very shitty at math

1/15/00 Forest

[Nell] i'm gonna be a whore when i grow up
[fraNk] I love it when people set thier aspirations high, dammit I am so damn proud of you Nell!!

1/15/00 Forest

[Brian23] Hey Ash
[fraNk] I would play with Brian23's nipples
[Brian23] YUK
[fraNk] Come on Brian, show me those lucious nipples of yours
[Chadwick] i'm going to bed. good night.
* fraNk jumps into chadwicks bed, after kissing Brian on the nipple

1/15/00 Forest

[fraNk] annie5 has huge tits
[annie5] BUT NOT FOR YOU SWEETY
[fraNk] dammit annie, I just wanna lick em
[annie5] GO JACK OFFF
[fraNk] and JACK OFF takes the lead, he's rounding the final curve and into the final stretch, it's
close, it's very close *GO JACK OFF GO!!! GO JACK OFF!!*
[annie5] YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS
[fraNk] HEE HAW!!! *runs over and kicks annie

1/15/00 Forest

[FruityPebbles] dont..I got mollested enough last night... youd get grabbed and you would turn
around and there would be like people dancing everywhere and you never knew who it was unless they wanted
you to know..ohh creepy..
[fraNk] I was that wierd freaky guy on the stage wearing those elephant thong underwear, you know,
where the elephant trunk fits over...well, you get the picture
[FruityPebbles] fraNk i wasnt paying attention to the stage.. noone was on the stage you freak!
[fraNk] I like dancing in the club with the girls legs on my shoulders
[fraNk] I was on the stage, you probably were thinking *god damn, that elephant has a huge trunk!!*
[FruityPebbles] me and my frends almost got in a fight with theese chicks!
[fraNk] you were fighting cheese chicks?? Cheddar? they are easy to beat up, but those damn
mozzerella chicks are like italian old school mafia cheese bitches
[sixsixseven] i prefer to fight the fruit and vegetable girls

1/15/00 Forest

[Nell] mmm.. the guy down the street from me is black
[fraNk] I'm very offended by that, I'm black
[FruityPebbles] you are not fraNk..
[fraNk] okay, I'm not really fraNk *L*

1/15/00 Forest

[fraNk] hello Skemono green jeans
[Skemono] Green jeans? No, blue.
[fraNk] I could have sworn Skemono was the guy from Captain Kangaroo *ponders
[sixsixseven] he's not?
[Skemono] I may be. I do a lot of stuff I'm not aware of, fraNk.

1/15/00 Forest

[sixsixseven] i need a quick fix
* fraNk hands sixsixseven an ounce of coke and a mirror

1/15/00 Forest

[FruityPebbles] dani.. theres a ghost type thing in my storage room *nods* heh
[fraNk] damn, wish I was in your storage room, I would be a lot friendlier than casper, that's for sure
[sixsixseven] you can come haunt my dorm room frank
[fraNk] sixsix, is belly ever around there?? *heh heh*
[sixsixseven] heheh every now and again frank.. but usually im there with her
[fraNk] DAMMIT!!
[FruityPebbles] ahh the guy in the storage room never did nothing mean.. just stared..
[fraNk] There used to be this guy that would punch walls in my room, the door had big holes in it like
someone had punched it, there would be a lot of yelling too, usually in the evenings but sometimes during the
day, the radio would play really loud, it was really something else
[fraNk] Come to think of it, the guy that did all that in my room was me, sorry, I just remembered
now
[SILVERWOLF] turns all the lights off in the Forest chatroom...hehehehehe
[SILVERWOLF] BOOOOOO!!!
[Skemono] Oh, right, like any respectable ghost would ever do that.

1/15/00 Forest

*** MADMADRABIDDOG (209.50.5) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone
enters the clearing between the trees.
[sixsixseven] run for your life that dog is rabid
* MADMADRABIDDOG grabs sadkitty and mauls her, then rips off her head and eats it, and tears
her apart, then barks at everyone, pees on Laud, and leaves
*** MADMADRABIDDOG (209.50.5) has left location Forest
[sadkitty] that was just plain mean
* Laud has been peed on* gah!.. bastard!!
[fraNk] Hmm, where is Animal Control??? *grabs the phone*

1/15/00 Forest

[Nell] fraNk have i told you lately that i hate yu??
[fraNk] I don't think that is how the song goes Nell, you suck at lip sync contests *holds up a sign
that reads 3*
[FruityPebbles] have i told you lately that i hate you.. have i told you theres noone else below you?
[fraNk] I'll give you a 3 for that
[Nell] i wrote my own song fraNk.. and those are the words

1/15/00 Forest

[piehead] *spreads huge amounts of love throughout the room*
[fraNk] *speads huge amounts of legs throughout the rooms*

1/15/00 Forest

[fraNk] When there's somethin sexy, in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? FRANKBUSTERS,
when you feelin horny, and it's oh so good, who you gonna call? FRANKBUSTERS!!
[fraNk] I aint' fraid of no fraNk!!
[sixsixseven] quick whats the number to frank busters?
[sixsixseven] i got an itch something terrible
* fraNk suddenly bursts through the door with a massive jar of cortizone 5 with a pump blaster and
douses sixsixseven *that should help out, now get some Valtrex for the large warts
* Laud sicks a giant marshmellow man on fraNk*
* fraNk makes sweet sweet passionate love to the giant marshmellow man, in fact, the site is
something like you may see someday on the cover of a Harlequin romance novel

1/15/00 Forest

[Laud] a ghost in you storage room?.. try reasoning with it. It was probably a person, after all..
*smirk*
[fraNk] I think it was Knemases in your storage room
* Knemases looks at fraNk* Huh? WTF?!? No that was YOU fraNk
[fraNk] dammit to hell, I know it was you Knemases, naked, with a large inflatable Pillsbury dough
boy
[Knemases] Yep.. Having wild sex with it.. *nods* Yep.. You should have been there.. It was taped..
Yep.. Shoulda beenthere.. But I wouldnt' have let you joined.. My pillsbury dough boy(toy) was satisfying
better than you could EVER satisfy me.. *G*
[fraNk] I'll catch it on Ricky Lake next week, Knemases *L*
[fraNk] O MY GOD, this just in, Staypuff Marshmellow man, Pillsbury Dough Boy, and Michelin
Man went on a horrific rampage up and down the east coast, terrorizing donut shops for 450 miles up and down
the eastern seaboard, film at 11!!!
[Laud] *laugh* No!! Not the Michellin Man!!

1/15/00 Forest

[sixsixseven] no frank.. stay.. ive been so lonely lately.. cant you just talk with me? we can have
some champagne.. maybe we can dig up some of bells outfits for you to wear
[fraNk] damn straight, I would look great in that red frilly thing with the snap crotch

1/15/00 Forest

[JimmyGnome] Whoa. No wonder I don't come here anymore. It's wilder than Jenny Craig locked in
a room with a Snickers bar.

1/18/00 Forest

[Nell] my boob is itchy
[belldandy] Mine get itchy right before that time of the month.
* fraNk gives Nell a masectomy *there, that solves that little problem*
[Nell] little?! *gasps* i'm like a c or somethi'n or other i'll have yu now heh.. i grewed *frwons*
[fraNk] bell has an even smaller problem *snicker*
[belldandy] *L* I'm not gonna have mine anymore. I'm taking a shot that'll get rid of it eventually.
[fraNk] ??? Wierd, belly, you will look very odd with no tits at all
[belldandy] NOOO furter. I'm not gonna have my PERIOD anymore *laffs*

1/19/00 Forest

[Dark_One] ugh spam fraNk
[belldandy] what spam?
[fraNk] spam fraNk is delicious on bread or in a casserole served with miracle whip and noodles,
you just don't know how to prepare it D O