3/23/00 Teens16_19

[Ebony] sorry to all those people i was chattin to
[kNarf] *L* Ebony, that sounds like you are apologizing for less than meaningful conversation
[PennStatePlaya] DAMN, EVERYONE DISAPPEARED!
[Ebony] WHERE ARE YOU FROM PENNSTATE?
[ALANA] Ebony are you for real? *L*

3/24/00 Forest

[marissa] hi frank...how u doing?
[fraNk] I'm just peachy keen, and how might the great marissa be doing?
*** marissa (195.147.228) has left location Forest
[fraNk] well, I can see that I must be all unimportant to talk to
[fraNk] HEY!!! *echos start*
[fraNk] hey
[fraNk] hey.
[fraNk] hey
[fraNk] hey.
[fraNk] wow, kick ass echos
*** Skemono (207.224.33) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] careful, there is an echo
[fraNk] echo.
[fraNk] ehco
[fraNk] a dyslexic echo even
[Skemono] YAAAAAAAA!! *attacks the echo... echo... echo... echoo... * No, it's infested my
posting!

3/24/00 Server SG

[Minion] Hello all you people that probably do not understand a single word I'm saying
* Minion gets out a machine gun and starts shooting *ratatatatatataatatatatatatatatat*
[Minion] that's right, now I'm going to pass around a large collection plate, and you are all going to
put your valuables into the plate
* Alamak aims sniper rifle *poow* Minion down LOL
* Minion falls to the ground, *edit, cut music, roll camera in close, okay, slow fade to deep
meaningful tear jerker music, focus on Minion's face* oh..*gasping breath* oh god!!!
[Minion] WOW< I should get an oscar for that for sure!!!

3/28/00 Forest

[Caeridwen] i want some sex
[fraNk] sex? aisle 9, next to the romance novels
[Caeridwen] i never get any ... okay well i just had some i am lieing
[fraNk] we are having a sale on oral sex, this week only
[Caeridwen] oral only?? Hmm
[fraNk] Yes, just oral, the anal sex never seems to sell very well, it has always been on discount
[Caeridwen] that gets me off faster than wildfire anyway
[fraNk] what, anal sex?
[Caeridwen] no, no, the first one
* ShadowDancer has always wanted to try anal... but doesn't have the nerve...
[Caeridwen] well okay its a little scary at first

3/28/00 Forest

* Orfinani fondles jeff in private
[fraNk] Private Fondles, why haven't you cleaned this head out?? Get in the latrine and get busy
now!! NOW DAMMIT NOW!!

3/29/00 Forest

[InfectiousHog] Please hold while this porker picks a pimple off his puckered pooper!!

3/29/00 Forest

[midas] *L* yes, I agree. What was that phrase he coined, I cannot remember...
[DIZASTA_GURL] Hello again ppl
[InfectiousHog] Hello DIZASTA GURL, have you ever played the skin flute in band?
[CrazyEddie] What? do you mean "He who blows the flesh flute, shall produce the music of love?"
[DIZASTA_GURL] Nope
[midas] ahhh yes, that is it...I thought it was the one that deals with bologna and a pony...
[InfectiousHog] I have played the eager beaver before
[midas] I played a harden criminal in the shower once that was my tightest role...
[midas] I mean toughest damnit...

3/29/00 Forest

[Hail2TheDonkey] ORF is pantyland queen
[jeff] ORF you and the donkey an item.:) can i watch :) turns on porn music...lol
[midas] What about when you go to a petting zoo and you take a little kid and the donkey ends up
molesting your leg and then you have to go home and change your pants only to come to realize that you left
the little kid behind in the pen with the donkey all alone...
* Hail2TheDonkey dances around and wonders who wants to play pin the penis of the donkey
[jeff] hmmm maybe the donkey needs a mask ORF and you lead him to the bed...id make a good
porn director :)
[jonny] id rather play lick the penis on the donkey
[jonny] oops...was that outloud?
[Hail2TheDonkey] yes it was jonny *ZIP*

4/01/00 Forest

[Pez] *** fraNk - (209.50.5) - Forest - idle 227 seconds, having as much sucess with html as a
monkey does with a calculator.

4/04/00 Forest

* grass slaps Logan senseless *
* Logan roles grass in a paper and smokes him..
[fraNk] yah grass, you are awesome and you got smoked!!

4/04/00 Forest

* Painted_Wolf eeks at Ruby* Whenb'd you get here?
[Painted_Wolf] Whenb'd?? Geez.. I sound like fat albert
[fraNk] Hey Hey Hey, it's Painted Wolf!!

4/06/00 Teens16_19

*** Kick lick_megroin by Idol (nick...strike 2).
[kNarfantasy] yahhhh!!! IDOL, throw him the high heat, Idol, give him another fastball and strike
him outta here!! *L
*** suck_megroin (216.56.2) Teens16_19 / Welcome!!!
*** Ban suck_megroin by Idol (nicks).
[Idol] BATTER OUT!
[kNarfantasy] Woo hooo!!! IDOL FOR CY YOUNG AWARD!!
[kNarfantasy] YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

4/07/00 Forest

[Painted_Wolf] I love fraNk.. don't talk about the father of my future children like that..
* Painted_Wolf giggles uncontrollably* Who did I just sound like, fraNk?? *L*
[fraNk] you sounded like a number of people, nell, caeridwen, jennifer love hewit, heather graham,
buffy the fraNkpyre slayer

4/10/00 Think_Café

[Yorkshire] Do you think it's Will someone ban me for OP abuse?
[midas] I don't like ban...I prefer speed stick...

4/10/00 Forest

[fraNkustomer] webTV can lick my sweaty sack
[jonnnnnnnnnnny] dammit *jealous* but i wanted to lick your sweaty sack
[fraNkustomer] please get in line, miss, there is plenty of sweaty sack for everyone, but we must
distribute it in an orderly fashion
[RogueMage] Now all the traffic is being redirected to my street yay!
[jonnnnnnnnnnny] NOOO!!! *goes nuts and dives for the sweaty sack before the rest of the crowd
can get ahead of her*
[fraNkustomer] Rogue, that must be because my sack is at the end of your yellow brick road
[RogueMage] mm..naw it's really okay fraNk I give my turn at your sack to jonny
[fraNkustomer] ahh, tag team satchel handling? I do not know if that is in the rules, let me check...
[fraNkustomer] Yes, the judges have ruled it okay for jonny to handle the sack double duty!!

4/10/00 Forest

* Sandman Tells everyone his dick is really big
[fraNkustomer] wow, kick ass!! *touches it gently*
[Sandman] wha???
[fraNkustomer] hahahah!! *gets out his dicksaw *specially formulated from surgical grade steel*
* Sandman barracades himself* uhun no remove big willy
[kotton] what a touching (pun intended) moment
[fraNkustomer] who is touching his pun?
[kotton] I am
[fraNkustomer] I only intended to slightly sever it *L*
[fraNkustomer] ahh, pun is the new word meaning 9 inches of limp dick
[kotton] only 9 inches *pouts*
[Sandman] haven't you severed your own enough?
[kotton] I guess the stories about you arn't true then
[fraNkustomer] Yes, it was used in an experimental submarine, but my penis went to the bottom of
the ocean and never came back, a dreadful accident that has many porn industry experts scratching thier heads
in bewilderment, and thier nuts too
[Sandman] anyways g ya can't sever mine all my Ho's would get mad word ya know G?
[kotton] that just bites..
[fraNkustomer] yah, Sand dog, Sand doggy dog, yo RUFF RUFF RUFF you got deez nuts dat dem
beetches want to suckle
[Sandman] Yo like ya know they got da fever for da flava of the S man

4/11/00 Forest

[jonnnnnnnnnnny] right...my mother has never said "damn" let alone "goddamn"
[Pez] Not around you...but I bet she shouted out all sorts of dirty things in the sack.
[Pez] Like, "Fill my naughty hole," and "hump me like a Jehovah's Witness".
[fraNk] her mom shouted all sorts of dirty things at my sack, things like *hey hairy* or *nice balls,
make em bounce* or *I just wanna lick em you sexy wild man you * I was very disturbed by all of this and in
dire need of a straight jacket

4/11/00 Forest

[TOY] female from Holland, likes older men.
[philosoph] I think I'm in love.
[midas] fraNk is rather old...he is 154...very old...
[Pez] I'm 65 and haven't had an erection in 12 years. Come to daddy!
[philosoph] Hm.. all this talk about erections makes me wish I'd stayed an architect.
[midas] *L* oh yeah...I have never had an erection...I am 2..*L*
[Pez] I'll give ya one, midas. *waves a candy bar around*
[philosoph] So Pez - does frank have a website or something ?
[Pez] Yes, and it's at www.gaylovin.com/fraNkshugeass.html
[philosoph] Hm. Unable to locate server gaylovin.com.
* philosoph watches his forehead light up in flashing letters... "kick me"
* philosoph quickly covers his forehead.
[philosoph] Say... is the skin on your forehead called foreskin ?
* Orfinani wishes someone would have her *snigger*
[fraNk] I think if it was foreskin, I would have some reservations about circumsizing my face
* philosoph wrinkles his foreskin.
[Pez] If it is, does wiping the sweat off of your brow count as masturbation?
[philosoph] Hah... all those bald guys would have it MADE.
[fraNk] Only if you wipe aggressively for 2 to 3 minutes and end up spitting
[Pez] So, if you raise your eyebrows, does that count as an erection? Or if you shave off said
eyebrows, does it make your forehead look bigger?
[Pez] And by 'bumping uglies', does that mean headbutting the other person?
[jeff] dont forget about those eyebrow enlargement kits...perfect for a christmas gift lol
[fraNk] jeff, you are whiping your forehead, aren't you?
[fraNk] The Aztecs were known for thier aggressive forehead fondling, sometimes they would get
thier children started in noggin manipulation at the ripe age of 2
[philosoph] What a wonderful topic I've discovered.
[jeff] frank i only wipe in parks...
[fraNk] jeff, did you know that whiping your forehead is illegal in Montana?
[jeff] frank ya..i guess thats why som many people in montana live in wooden shacks and mail
packages to people :)
[philosoph] Wooden shacks huh... I thought they were still using clay. My how times have changed.
[Orfinani] My son used to bump foreheads with people when he was a baby..then he played right
guard on the football team..sorry for the interuption. *sigh*
[jeff] wooden shacks are ideal for writing manifestos lol
[philosoph] And you know what they say... when that shack is a rockin', don't come a knockin' or
something like that.
[fraNk] Yes, and sending off lovely packages to random people for rather inate and insane reasons,
oh what joy comes from forehead whiping when you get too involved in it
[philosoph] And I'll leave you with one final thought... *belch*
*** Signoff philosoph (205.165.52).
[Pez] Oh, that guy was Canadian. You can tell...
[jeff] Ya the nerve...Canadians actualy thinking they belong on earth as a civilized
country...sheesh...
* Orfinani chucles@ Jeff...Yeah, they think they are the only ones on the north American continent
[fraNk] Yes, I agree, damn canadians, making love to sheep and living in refrigerator boxes
manufactured in the US
[jeff] ORF ya...you know how the handicapped have a sticker in the window...they should put a
canadian flag in their window...and make em park in the back row :)
[jeff] hmmm Canada does have alot of sheep with the same characteristics...sorta like west virginia )

4/13/00 Forest

[fraNk] In a nationwide survey, an astounding fact was found out. Nearly 50 percent of all people
who go on blind dates are female, WOW!!!
[epona] what are the other 50%?
[jonny] the other 50% is dogs and the occasional llama

4/13/00 Forest

[fraNk] I am going to buy the number 1 800 EAT SHIT, just so I can actually put something there for
those people who have those bumper stickers, t shirts, etc
[fraNk] We would like to take the time to thank you for calling 1 800 EAT SHIT. We realize that you
have a problem with one of our drivers, our recommendation is that you grab a big steaming plate of fresh
stinky shit, and take several big heaping bites!!!