11/16/01 several rooms

*** fraNk (137.197.83) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fraNk enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] I LOVE FIREARMS
* fraNk pulls out a shotgun and starts blasting trees!!!!
[Yoshi] frank please not right now
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM
* fraNk reloads
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
[fraNk] sorry about that, I shall go now
*** fraNk (137.197.83) has left location Forest
[Yoshi] thankyou

*** fraNk (137.197.83) Teens16_19 / Welcome!!!
[fraNk] I LOVE FIRE ARMS!!!!
* fraNk pulls out a shotgun
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOM
* fraNk blows Kristy's head clean off
* Kristy blows fraNk*
[OZ_Prophet] only six shots?
* fraNk reloads
*** Earl1 (#64.0.99#) Teens16_19 / Welcome!!!
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
* fraNk blows Earl1's arms and legs off
[OZ_Prophet] you have a six barrel shottie?
* fraNk reloads again
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM
* fraNk blows OZ_Prophet's ears off
[OZ_Prophet] frank, I still need those
[Kronick_Chick] lites a cigarette
[fraNk] BOOM
* fraNk blows KronickChicks cigarette right out of her mouth
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM BOOM
* fraNk shoots a pheasant, a deer, and a fat blonde chick in a supermarket parking lot
* fraNk reloads again
[Kandy_Kid] that was me you shot fraNk
[DirtyWhiteBoy] woohoo! frank's going postal!
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM *shoots at an anthill*
* fraNk reloads again
* MadCap smacks frank with his wooden spoon* stop that cyber shooting....!
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM *shoots madcap in the testicles*
[fraNk] one shot for each nut, I like to be fair you know
* DirtyWhiteBoy grabs franks gun and blows of MadCaps Lips* BOOM!
* DirtyWhiteBoy gives frank his gun back
[fraNk] I'm going to go take care of some more business
*** fraNk (137.197.83) has left location Teens16_19

*** fraNk (137.197.83) Path / fraNk walks down the eerie path with
mushrooms strange trees!
* fraNk pulls out his shotgun
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
* fraNk has killed everyone yet again
[fraNk] looks like I win
[fraNk] SUCKAS!!!!
*** fraNk (137.197.83) has left location Path

*** fraNk (137.197.83) Hot_Tub / fraNk appears and hops into the Hot Tub
naked!!!
[BrettAir] hey kristy~ how old are you?
[Kristy] 18.
[BrettAir] whats yer cup size Kristy
[Kristy] that's a classy question.
* fraNk pulls out his shotgun
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM *sends BrettAir back to
Afghanistan in about 17 body bags* I knew that was you BrettAirLadin
*** fraNk (137.197.83) has left location Hot_Tub

*** fraNk (137.197.83) Woods / fraNk walks through dense undergrowth beneath
the forest canopy.
[Denial] =)
* fraNk pulls out his shotgun
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM *blows Denial away*
[fraNk] hehehehhehehe
*** fraNk (137.197.83) has left location Woods

*** fraNk (137.197.83) Teens16_19 / Welcome!!!
* fraNk reloads
*** Denial (#195.121.244#) Teens16_19 / Welcome!!!
* Denial shoots fraNk.. damniT.. *L*
* OZ_Prophet throws a frisbee past fraNk*
* Denial aims
[fraNk] BOOM BOOM BOOM
* fraNk shoots Denial before she can shoot the frisbee

11/16/01 Hot_Tub

[batBigBalls5] *cuum shoots the ladies and then leaves*
[batBigBalls5] shit I'm so smooth *chuckles*

11/16/01 Teens16_19

[Lexi] if you are de-oped... shouldn't a comm tell you for what reasons and for how long?
[fraNk] No Lexi, not if that comm is from Europe and part of Alamak's staff, and missing
about 97.3% of his brain

11/16/01 Teens16_19

[LiL_Meo] WHICH ONE OF YOU PEOPLE IS JC?
[fraNk] I'm Jesus Christ *waves arms frantically, shows off beard, sandals, long hair
and toga

11/20/01 Hot_Tub

[Otacon] Would any ladies like to chat with a single guy from Southern Illinois close to St.
Louis? /msg me.
[fraNk] I CANNOT chat with Otacon, for I am a Decepticon, and I am looking to kill an
Autobot

11/20/01 personal messages

*mellon* (#204.111.85#) I’m heading out
*fraNk* where you going????? NOOOOOOOO!!!!
*mellon* (#204.111.85#) work.. unfortunately *L*
*fraNk * ahhhhh, I see, so would it be okay if I were to come into your place of business to
make some purchases???
*mellon* (#204.111.85#) *L* i work at a residential treatment facility for psychotic kids.
are you sure you wish to purchase one.?
*fraNk* hmm, sounds awesome. I'll have him take the trash out and do my dishes, then later
on that night he can kill me as I sleep!!!

11/20/01 Hot_Tub

[KarenLynn] OK I am dieting,, walki9ng taking fat burners,, I only lost 2 lbs in a week
wtf?? how can I lose it faster?
[ESSS] get some drugs Karen...lol
[KarenLynn] no no no I cannot do that ESSS *L* serioulsy I wanna lose 10lbs quick
[fraNk] You can cut off your leg, KarenLynn, loss of probably around 40 lbs, instantly
[KarenLynn] Frank *L* gee thanks...
[KarenLynn] I weigh 140 right now I wanna be 125-130
[fraNk] oh, then just cut off your leg below the knee

11/20/01 Hot_Tub

[Illustrious] bastard fuck!!
[fraNk] woah, Illustrious must know me really well

11/17/01 Teens16_19

[ace45] any daring girls want to play truth or dare?? msg me!
[fraNk] I'm not daring enough to play that game
[fraNk] one time while playing truth or dare, this one girl actually dared me to eat yogurt,
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT????
[fraNk] WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH HER???
[fraNk] YOGURT???
[deirdre] male yogurt?
[fraNk] I was like, listen here sister, that is going WAY too far
[Candice] poor fraNk
[fraNk] so then they tried a truth on me, AND CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THEY
ASKED ME???
[fraNk] HAVE YOU EVER EATEN BROCOLLI WITH CHEESE ON IT???
[fraNk] HOW DARE THEY ASK THAT???
[TragicPrince] truth: i dare you to lick my nutz
[fraNk] THEY HAVE NO RIGHT!!!
[fraNk] at that point I decided to leave and NEVER EVER go back there

11/17/01 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] I made out with a grizzly bear the other night
[fraNk] it's not like I wanted to, I was drinking whiskey and you all know how I get *sigh*
[Kayce] lol fraNk
[fraNk] anyways, I woke up in the morning and I had claw marks all up and down my
back
[Kayce] screwed the ears off a grizzley bear fraNk?
[fraNk] and really really really bad breath, I believe the bear crapped in my mouth,
presumably as I slept.
[Kayce] are you having cubs with her?
[Flawless] it's a date.
[fraNk] I'm assuming the bear was angry that I passed out during our romantic
interludes

11/18/01 Hot_Tub

[fluffy] i bet you are all huge geeks who haven't been laid in years
[fluffy] but my tits are wooly
[kNarf] wooly tits? *LMFAO*
[fluffy] i am masturbating with a huge bratwurst
[kNarf] Dear Satan; As a hard drinking fast driving worshipper of darkness, I have run up
a HUGE debt on my credit cards. If I sold you my soul would you pay them all off, or at least put
some sort of testicle shrinking curse on the money grubbing, corporate lackey, rat soup eating jackoffs
that run Visa? I hear they are all Southern Baptists anyway
[kNarf] I have many questions for the lord of darkness
[fluffy] my tits are more fluffy than wooly. fluffy, moist, and coated in a light gravy
[violentindigo] coated in light gravy? *L*
[violentindigo] are you a potato?
[Risko] I know the Lord of Darkness!
[fluffy] k Narf...the lord of darkness lives inside my left fluffy nipple... his name is really
elmer

11/18/01 Hot_Tub

[Cital] who wants to cyber with a guy?
[Cital] you wont regret it.
[Cital] its worth your time.
[Carly] Wonder if Cital comes with references *L*
*** KICK WARNING User Cital warned by Riddick 1645 ( Hot_Tub ) ( soliciting )

11/18/01 Forest

[bransraven] what??? JackAss?
[JackAss] yah, what do you want???
[bransraven] I just think it's an interesting choice for a handle is all...different.
[JackAss] So what the hell is a bransraven ?
[JackAss] Is that the nickname you give to a turd that you give birth to after eating copious
amounts of bran ?
[RogueMage] I thought that said after giving birth to an octopus
[bransraven] Bran is a celtic diety....He was know for his omen reading, and he always had
three ravens around him wich would help him forsee things.
[Invective] I believe he also invented the breakfast cereal.
[bransraven] Actually my real name is Raven.
[Invective] I'm sure your parents named you Raven. Unless you're an aboriginal to the
North American continent, then you are lying.
[Invective] Raven On Perch.
[Invective] Pecked By A Raven.
[RogueMage] two scoops of Trev in every Box of Kellogg's raisin bran
[JackAss] His last name is probably crow.
[bransraven] Bran is just one of the dieties I identify with.
[RogueMage] My parents named me Raven...but I go by J for short
[JackAss] What other deities do you "identify" with ? Dumassus per chance ?
[bransraven] No my parents were hippies, and very much into Haida Indian culture.
[Invective] Retardomuntadis.
[JackAss] I think it went over his head, Vernacular.
[bransraven] Have to go, my son just wandered into the room. Maybe I'll try again
later...maybe not...and incedentiley Jackass I'm female.
[RogueMage] Make sure your son eats his bran
[JackAss] I see. And, what did you name your son ?
[RogueMage] she named him Flake! duh
[bransraven] believe it or not...Robin.
[JackAss] Oh my god. What were your parent's names ? Bearded Tit and Bluejay ?
[bransraven] gottia go...Robin needs something...probley just a drink of water. Talkatcha
later.
[Invective] "Incedentiley", Says Bransraven! Intelligence Proven!
[bransraven] So I guess if I told you I named my daughter Sparrow, it would be too much
aye? Gottia go.
[JackAss] Yes, he probley just needs a drink.
[JackAss] Now I know your pulling our legs.
[JackAss] Nobody could be THAT corny.
[RogueMage] We shall name her grandchildren The blue footed boobie
[RogueMage] and chicken turkey and Dodo
[JackAss] I hope you don't live next to Siamese and Caleco.
[Invective] Might as well just name your children Titwad and Shitsmell, they're going to
get the same amount of ridicule.
[RogueMage] of course she does..there's a food chain in her neighbourhood...but on the
other side of the street there are the worms and the flax seeds
[keeNarf] bransraven, are you female?
[bransraven] yes...last time I checked.
[keeNarf] mind if I check, just to be sure?
[bransraven] I mean either that or I'm the first pregnet male.
[keeNarf] come on over bran, I have a fetish about getting with a pregnant girl, sex AND a
hand job all at one shot *S*
[bransraven] Sex and a hand job all in one?
[bransraven] It's really funny anyone could think I was male.
[bransraven] All my friends are always saying that I havn't got a masculine bone in my
body.
[SpeedGnomeGO] I could remedy that, ravey.
[SpeedGnomeGO] But it's not really a bone

11/19/01 Think_Café

*** RIPPEDRECTUM (132.79.9) Think_Cafe / RIPPEDRECTUM puts down
some books, gets a coffee, and joins the discussion.
[Epic] ~squints~ ...does that say what I think it says?
[RIPPEDRECTUM] anyone up for some intelligent chat? I get sick of all the disgusting
perverts around *S*
[Graceless] *holds her bum and winces*
[RIPPEDRECTUM] last night I had a rather displeasing sexual interaction
[Graceless] Quite obviously. *clenches and runs*

11/19/01 Teens16_19

[BettrThanJello] I should be an Op.
[fraNk] I HATE ALL OPS THEY SUCK
*** Ops fraNk (#198.26.130#).
[fraNk]fraNk, COOL IT DOWN OKAY???
[fraNk] okay, I'm sorry : (
[elfut] hahhaha fraNK let me try this......u fuck you guy
[fraNk] I'll be nice
[UnderTheFridge] shit frank*L*
[fraNk] THATS BETTER, AND YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH ELFUT
[elfut] hahahhahahaa@fraNkster
[fraNk] shut up fraNk, don't tell elfut what to do you ass
* fraNk has been banned by fraNk (arguing with an operator, never ever talk
back)
[fraNk] ANYONE ELSE WANT SOME?

11/20/01 Forest

[midas] Starlover I saw a pic of your nipples...you have nice areolas
[Starlover] Hehehehe thanks midas
[keeNarf] I saw a picture of your baldgina, very very nice
[keeNarf] devoid of follicles!!!!
[SpeedGnomeGO] Really? Do show me. I've had a really tough time keeping that damn
genital stubble down.
[SpeedGnomeGO] Truth to tell, I have to mow the penis every fucking day. I'm starting to
get a rash.
[midas] gentle stubble just doesn't get it's proper due...I mean you just have to love 5
o'clock beaver
[midas] genital that is damnit
[keeNarf] I SEE NAKED PEOPLE *gasps*
[keeNarf] you have always been so genital with the children midas
[keeNarf] woops, shit, I meant to say gentle, sorry about the slip up