10/17/00 Forest

* DarkSilence chokes on laughter*
* fraNk chokes on someone's daughter*
* Ignatz puts laughter back in his pants*

10/24/00 Forest

*** zeP (205.188.193) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as zeP enters the clearing
between the trees.
[zeP] Hello fraNkiepoo, jonnycakes.
[fraNk] hello there zePenis!!!
*** Signoff cindee (209.42.74).
*** cindee (209.42.74) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as cindee enters the clearing between the trees.
[zeP] Cindee has come back from the dead! She truly is out Lord and Savior! Hallejuah!
[fraNk] yes, it is a miracle brother zeP *L*
[zeP] I can feel the Lord in me now!! *speaks in tongues*
*** Specter (142.227.75) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Specter enters the clearing between the trees.
[zeP] And it's the Holy Ghost! Amen!
[fraNk] Hello there Sphincter!!!
[zeP] Sister jonny, play the organ!
[fraNk] the lord is also with me!!! *speaks in nostrils
* zeP dances around like a maniac.* Oh, oh, the Lord is in me, oh oh. *has a divine orgasm*
[fraNk] oh blessed glory uhgughhgughghalbalsidfla asdkhuyygbyybybyss dydyaydsafsdflasd
* fraNk speaks incoherently in the presence of such greatness
[zeP] Take me Lord
[zeP] Take me now!!
[fraNk] you know, it isn't like jonny to be so quiet

10/28/00 Forest

[Eternelle] ass is not kickable unless used in insultive text
[Minion] MY ASS IS DISGUSTING AND HUGE
* Minion has been banned by Minion (insults)

10/28/00 Graveyard

[Ken_] watch out where you throw them smokes satan1
[satan1] *LOL* whatever Ken....I got $950 ticket for a damn cig
[Ken_] i know man. trying to burn down our natural resources. .. why i never
[YourDevil] 950?? no way!
[Ken_] yeah. he did. for.. "littering with intent to burn" or some such nonsense
[Minion] what the???
[Minion] what did you do, burn down a house?
*** Minion is now known as fraNk.
[Ken_] no, he was on his way to work. and he threw/flicked a cigarette out his window.. after he put it out. . the cop must have been bored
[YourDevil] wow....
[YourDevil] very bored
[fraNk] *LMAO* intent?? I would have hired a lawyer on that one
[Ken_] thats what i told his wife.. fight that thing. unless he was standing over the cigarette with gas and trying to start a fire. how can they prove intent
[Ken_] did he flick his cigarette out the window, run and find some dried leaves, papers.. and start blowing on it to get it going.. then maybe
[fraNk] hahah, yah, he took his cigarette, put it into a bottle of alcohol and tossed it into a bale of hay
[Ken_] and then tossed a flare on it
[fraNk] then he put dynamite in an old truck with a fertilizer bomb and parked it on top of the hay bale

10/20/00 Forest

[karenski] It's snowing in these trees
[fraNk] really? those trees are suffering from a syndrome that is quite debilitating, it's called WINTER

10/24/00 Forest

*** GrumpleForskin (209.50.5) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
GrumpleForskin enters the clearing between the trees.
[GrumpleForskin] Hello everyone
[GrumpleForskin] you can call me grumple for short
*** hyu (203.130.248) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as hyu enters the
clearing between the trees.
[GrumpleForskin] Hey hyu!!! how are you?
[hyu] find thank u
[GrumpleForskin] I'm still looking for please
[hyu] wek..wek..wek
[GrumpleForskin] wek to you also beetch!!!
[hyu] hey u can be burn in hell
[GrumpleForskin] I'll do my best, but hell is very hard on my fragile skin

10/25/00 Forest

[RogueMage] Ha ha I'm wearing my halloween costume!
[satan1] yea we know Rogue..you wear it 364 days a year...*snickers*

10/25/00 Forest

*** SEXatary (24.226.0) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as SEXatary enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] Yes, I need you to take down some DICKtation

11/1/00 Cellar

[ppepper] Techno rocks
[Sandman_] Industrial is better though
[fraNk] Not as good as agricultural in my opinion

11/1/00 Cellar

*** SilverSliver (#209.240.221#) Cellar / SilverSliver descends the stairs and peers
at the wine racks and coffin!!!
[ILoveUSilver] Hello SilverSliver my love
[SilverSliver] Okai.
[ILoveUSilver] and why aren't you playing the Cybermyst game?
[SilverSliver] Cybermyst blows.
[ILoveUSilver] I have been there many times and never gotten my shaft knobbed?
*** RogueMage is now known as BlueSchmoo.
* BlueSchmoo wodners if fraNk's loves BlueSchmoo too?
[SilverSliver] Idiots
*** SilverSliver (#209.240.221#) has left location Cellar
[BlueSchmoo] I don't think she liked your atari fraNk!
[ILoveUSilver] she was a he *L*

11/3/00 Forest

[Orfinani] I have an inferiority complex but it's not a very good one *sigh*

11/03/00 Forest

[Dingo_Warrior] *whips out a nail gun and nails the squirrels to the trees* Yeah, baby!!! *lol*
[fraNk] get em Dingo, the squirrels however will unite against you and call in thier king to
smite you to the deepest depths of satanic hell
[pi] the anti squirrel militia is watching im sure

11/03/00 Forest

[fraNk] Hello there she_cat
[fraNk] how are you?
[she_cat] hi...Frank..I am just great and u?
[fraNk] I am doing well she, my butt hurts from driving all damn day though
[she_cat] awww..poor frank...where were you driving from?
[fraNk] I drove to Korea
[she_cat] woah....
[pi] take the train to china
[Gin] nice fraNk,nice
[fraNk] Yes, it was a long drive, I awoke early in Jamaica and was sent away on business,
they gave me the company Ford Tempo

11/03/00 Hot_Tub

[MagicHandz] Alamak was actually invented by Alexander Graham Saario when he first
tapped out to his dear friend Watson ... "asl?"

11/03/00 Forest

* ___ shoves his prick up jonny's ass
*** KICK WARNING User ___ warned by WolfTracker 3226 ( Forest ) ( lewd )
[___] who the hell is WolfTracker?
[Minion] I think he's an op, but that is just a guess ___

11/03/00 Forest

[Obscurity] My back is killing me.
[Ruby] so stab it, Obscurity.. it's self-defense

11/08/00 40plus

*** UNFROZNCAVEMAN (137.197.85) 40plus / Welcome!!!
[UNFROZNCAVEMAN] HELP I HAVE COME FROM THE FROZEN NORTH ONLY
TO BE ABUSED BY ONE OF YOUR OPERATORS
[UNFROZNCAVEMAN] I AM ONLY A CAVEMAN, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
YOUR TECHNOLOGY, YOUR RULES
*** KICK WARNING User UNFROZNCAVEMAN warned by CoffinOfThorns 2605
( 40plus ) ( lang, insults )
[UNFROZNCAVEMAN] HELP ME, IT HAS AGAIN HAPPENED!!!

11/08/00 SG Server

[river2222] MINION WHERE ARE YOU AFTER SO LONG?
[Minion] *L* river, I am still here after all these years

11/08/00 Forest

*** fraNk has partially cleared the room.
[griffin] oooooooh fraNk I didn't know you could /clear
[fraNk] as a young pup, I was trained by monkeys to not only /clear, but also to /rollover,
/playdead, /fetch, /speak, and also /bitenutsoff

11/09/00 40plus

[imacryinNun] hello
[YackityYack] Hello imakoreanNun

11/09/00 Forest

[Obscurity] Can I count my balls anyway?
[Obscurity] Woo hoo! 5!
[SilverBlue] 5? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, let this be a lesson,don't drink water from the
cooling canals at the nuclear power plant.

11/10/00 40plus

[maggiecat] spotted dick
[Sparker] spotted dick maggiecat??? se a doctor dear!
[GrandTheftAuto] maggiecat, that is a horrible affliction
[Melody] spotted dicks? That's what you get for not using protection

11/11/00 Forest

[Gin] i want a bulldog....maybe i'll go look for one next week..hmm
[GrandTheftAuto] I want a billy goat, I will go look for one today
[midas] I want a pile of crap...one is supposed to stop by later on...*L*

11/12/00 Forest

* CoSmicBoy drops to his knees "you've found me out evolution, oh dammit Obesity will
you.....will you....marry me? *sobs*"
[HappyGoatOfJoy] hmmmm, COSMICBOY, while you are down there *ZIPPP&
[HappyGoatOfJoy] oh god Cosmic, mmmm, damn, you are good *throws head back* YES
YES OH MY GOD YES
[evolution] roflmao.. Cosmic into beastiality... shame on you heh
* HappyGoatOfJoy splashes on Cosmic's face
*** KICK WARNING User HappyGoatOfJoy warned by CoSmicBoy 2196 ( Forest ) ( lewd
I dont mind a joke but that is overstepping my line )
* HappyGoatOfJoy suddenly mounts CoSmicBoy from behind and starts riding hard, tongue
hanging out of mouth,grunting, tail wagging, joyfully pounding...
*** Kick HappyGoatOfJoy by CoSmicBoy (lewd blah dirty dirty animal).

11/12/00 Forest

[LoserSpaz] i just realised how good i was at blocking shit out of my head.
[HappyGoatOfJoy] I am even better at forcing shit out of my butt

11/13/00 Forest

[Password] dammit! there's a chicken bone in my fried rice! what the hell!? It's pork fried
rice!!!
[fraNk] maybe it's a small pig???

1/15/00 Forest

(older file sent by mellon)

[mel1on] lmfao
[mel1on] omg this is confusing as hell
[me1lon] or is that pez
[mel1on] OMG PEZ LMFAO
[nol1em] whats confusing?
*** jonny is now known as mell0n.
[mell0n] heh
[me1lon] Hi! My name is Becky and I liek to masturbate lots!!! I masturbate 3 times a day!
Once I ograsmed 12 times in less than an hour!
[mell0n] now we want to be like becca. my nose is cold
[mel1on] YOU GUYS ALL SUCK
[nol1em] *rubs her nose*
*** Kick mell0n by bethany (lang).
[mel1on] lmfao
[me1lon] did pez get kicked for what i said??? LMFAO
[mel1on] *L* I AM THE REAL ONE DAMNIT
[me1lon] When I, becca wecca woo woo, masturbate...I liek to think about dogs. I liek
dogs! I have a dog! She is cute! I liek to think about her when I masturbate! I have a pic of her too!!
You can message me if you want to see her pic! I get horny when i look at her pic!
[nollem] OMG I HATE YOU JANELLE *L*
[Prosper] erm..*confused* who was the real one again?
[nollem] ME IM THE REAL ONE
[me1lon] NO IM THE REAL ONE!!!
[me1lon] like, duhh! how else would i know about my masturbation habbits, if i was not the
real becca!?
[DarkSilence] I am pretty sure it's the one that claims masturbation about dogs, Prosper.

1/11/00 Forest

(more from mellon)

*** GreasyHector (209.50.5) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone
enters the clearing between the trees.
[GreasyHector] I have never seen so many wonderful trees in one place
*** Pez (#205.188.193#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters
the clearing between the trees.
* GreasyHector rejoices
* GreasyHector sits up in a tree and tosses acorns at Pez
* Pez sicks the INS on Hector.*
[GreasyHector] Ha ha ha ha, senior Pez, I have a green card
[GreasyHector] One time I was sitting around and I passed a piano
[GreasyHector] through my colon that is
[GreasyHector] I must admit, I am very musical that way