9/05/00 Forest

[jonny] *sighs*
*** ReverandJack (209.50.5) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
ReverandJack enters the clearing between the trees.
[ReverandJack] jonny, Jesus loves you
[ReverandJack] Jesus loves you so much
[Roosje] eh?~
[jonny] shut up fraNk
* Orb FOLMAO*
[ReverandJack] Sometimes I think I just have to sing about it...
[ReverandJack] This little light of mine
[ReverandJack] I'm gonna let it shine
[ReverandJack] join in with me now!!
* Orb shuts up* no!
[ReverandJack] This little light of mine
[ReverandJack] I'm gonna let it shine
[jonny] people who hide on icq are stupid
* Orb knew he was stupid anyways* don't gotta tell me twice
[ReverandJack] let it shine!
[ReverandJack] let it shine!!
[ReverandJack] let it shine!!!
[ReverandJack] PRAISE THE LORD
[Orb] PRAISE THE PIZZA!
[ReverandJack] you know, this reminds me of a story, I once had a chat friend, and she
was very unhappy
* Orb points to jonny*
[jonny] hey! dont point at me!!! *kicks Orb*
* Orb flies* WHEEE!
[jonny] you have friends?? wtf?
[ReverandJack] and this chat friend just never understood the power of prayer
[Orb] neither do i *LOL*
[ReverandJack] sometimes when you are hungry, all you have to do is shout it out JESUS
JESUS JESUS
[ReverandJack] and you will have food
[ReverandJack] That is how Magz survived the 40 day test of atrition in the desert
[Magz] yes Jesus' cum kept me going..damn it tasted soo sweeeet
[Magz] I never dehydrated
[jonny] who the hell is Orb anyways?
* Orb smirks* what would you care who i was?
[jonny] ok i dont care
[Orb] see? *shrugs* i knew you didn't
[jonny] YESS!!! I BELIEVE!!! I SEE THE LIGHT!! *faints*
[ReverandJack] Yes sista jonny, that is the power of the Word
[ReverandJack] lets sing it again
[ReverandJack] Jesus loves me
[ReverandJack] this I know
[ReverandJack] cuz the bible
[ReverandJack] tells me so
[ReverandJack] little ones to him belong
[ReverandJack] they are weak
[ReverandJack] but he is strong
[ReverandJack] Yes Jesus loves JONNY
[ReverandJack] yes Jesus loves JONNY
[ReverandJack] YES Jesus loves JONNY!!
[ReverandJack] The bible told me so
[Orb] i don't know who to feel sorry for... Jesus or jonny *L*
[ReverandJack] you know, I was chatting with Jesus last night over some nachos and he
told me that it doesn't matter how many n's are in your name, he will still love you
* jonny thinks fraNk's been smokin' too much draino again *
[Orb] ya sure it was draino?
[ReverandJack] that is how Jesus works, he loves and loves and loves
* ReverandJack hugs jonny
[ReverandJack] Jesus said for me to do that
* Dade squirts white stuff on jonnys face
* Dade puts his toothpaste away*
[jonny] ack! *dies*
* Magz squirts white stuff on jonny too..then does up his zip*
* jonny gets on her knees infront of magz and unzips him
[jonny] *suckles Magzy*
[ReverandJack] I can remember a time I was pulled over for speeding and as the police
officer walked up to the window I cried out 'JESUS JESUS JESUS' and the officer was struck by
lightning, blessed be HALELLUJIA!!!
[ReverandJack] I think it's time for some words from the good book
[Orb] i think its time to call the mental hospital again....
[ReverandJack] Blessed be the Lord, who daily loads us with salvation! Our God of our
salvation! Our God is the God of salvation; And to God the Lord belong escapes from death - Psalm
68-19
[ReverandJack] I think what God is trying to tell us here is that it is okay to love jonny

9/12/00 Teens16_19

[JennyFurMitten] I wanted to get my ass cheek pierced with a log chain
[midas] what happened JennyFur???
[ryan] hey hey hey!
[JennyFurMitten] straw straw straw
[Phreakout] JennyFurMitten is insane.
[the_ocean] jennyfurmitten is awesome... he reminds me of me when I get in a mod
[midas] mod???
[JennyFurMitten] I'm in a mod right now, it's made of mud, a mudden mod, for niko's
enjoyment
[JennyFurMitten] one time I was masticating with a broom handle
[JennyFurMitten] it was a whole lot of fun
* the_ocean imagines what chewing with a broom handle would be like..... hahaha
[Phreakout] Masticating a broom handle would hurt your teeth!
[JennyFurMitten] no way, not if you are a beaver dammit
[EDMONTONCHICK] tha_ocean is gay haha
[JennyFurMitten] EDMONTONCHICK has a huge penis, I sucked it
*** JennyFurMitten is now known as EdibleBrautwor.
[EDMONTONCHICK] yeah yeah edmonton kicks asss
[EdibleBrautwor] Edmonton should be wiped from the face of the earth with a nuclear
pile of horse shit
[the_ocean] well if anyone finds and 5 kilometre tall nuclear horses... send them this way
and let them rip
* the_ocean wonders why midas would name himself after a place that advertises lube
jobs?
*** EdibleBrautwor is now known as JennyFurMitten
[midas] it's a king damnit...King Midas...
[the_ocean] more like Queen Midas.... touches stuff and turns them fruity
[JennyFurMitten] I agree ocean, he touched my sack yesterday
[JennyFurMitten] and turned it into a satchel
[SMOO_LORD] SEVER THE LIMBS, DECAPITATE, YANK OUT THE TEETH AND
MASTURBATE, NOW IN THE FACE EJECULATE,MY DARKEST NEEDS I SATIATE
[JennyFurMitten] hmm, SMOO LORD< that sounds like our trip to the dentist last week
[EDMONTONCHICK] JennyFurMitten is a sick nick
[JennyFurMitten] what is gross about my name?
[the_ocean] hey edmontonchick shut up.... jeenyfur mitten is my mom's maiden name
[EDMONTONCHICK] it is gross and the questions you ask are gross
[JennyFurMitten] EDMONTONCHICK, don't send anymore of those pictures of you and
that cucumber to my email, yuck, that was unreal
[2dope] FUCK you and your fucking stupid ass warning MIDAS you stupid fuckin
bitch....you think I give a rats ass about your fucking warning i HATE you more than any discusting
V.D motherfucker!!!!
[JennyFurMitten] 2dope knows, he has had many disgusting vds
[EDMONTONCHICK] well only if you stop sendin those pics of you and your momma
and with you family cow stickin it up your a$$_
[JennyFurMitten] hey dip shit, that was a bull, DUH, cows have udders
[the_ocean] hey edmontonchick... if you can shove a cotton wad between your legs every
month for 5 days I think you can put up with jennyfurmitten for an hour or two...
[BOSSMAN] hey these insults are starting to get better
[JennyFurMitten] one time I was attacked in the rear by a moose, he antlered my orficice
[JennyFurMitten] ***KICK WARNING SENT BY the_ocean (not being lewd enough)
* CANADIAN Is In london ontario 19/M, 6'3,210lbs, short blonde hair
w/highlites,blue/green eyes, well built, lightly tanned, athletic, clean cut!!!!! any ladies care to chat?
!!!!!!!!!!!!
[JennyFurMitten] I am not understanding, I'm actually thinking its 56/M, 5'6, 280 lbs,
long greasy brown canadian hair with a tattoo of mom, coke bottle glasses, bed wetter, and a sever
depression problem
[PITT_RATT] i agree with 2dope,y'all suck more cock than monica lewinsky on a good
day,u fuckin people make me sicki'm gonna rape every person in this room,male or female,actually,i
don't give a fuck if your even human,u fucking spineless sacks of shit
[JennyFurMitten] Monica Lewisnki was not very good, Clinton said that I was much
better
[lindsi] ok, that's really disgusting
[EDMONTONCHICK] jenny is ugly
[JennyFurMitten] EDMONTONCHICK, I don't think mixing vinegar and water together
will clean the maggots out
[Phreakout] Having slick willie's willie in your mouth is nothing to brag about.
[EDMONTONCHICK] oh im soory well thanx for tellin me that the vinegar was startin to
sting me but since you know from experience you should also know that rubbin your hemroids cream
will NOT make those warts go away oh and again thanx for the advice
* Phreakout has never smoked tobacco.
* JennyFurMitten once smoked a large cow pie, I rolled it up in a newspaper and smoked
it
[the_ocean] smoked catnip before..... that was funny.....
[abcde] it's been six months, eight days, twelve hours since you ran away yeah he he he, i
miss you so much and i don't know what to say. i should be over you, i should know better but its la la
la la la. it's been six months, eight days, twelve hours since you ran away
[JennyFurMitten] abcde, you are the best singer ever, you should join a boy band then
kill yourself
[EDMONTONCHICK] haha loser
[JennyFurMitten] EDMONTONCHICK reminds me of britney spears
[JennyFurMitten] except she's fat as hell with greasy black hair and can't sing for shit
[EDMONTONCHICK] I THINK I SAW YOU ON THE 6 OCLOCK NEWS TONIGHT
JENNY IT SAID THAT THEY NEEDED TO USE THE JAWS OF LIVE TO GET YOU OUT OF
YOUR CAR
[JennyFurMitten] the jaws of Live? someone collected the lower mandible of a rock
group?
[knobby79] JennyFurMitten, you sound like one of those faggots who got his ass beaten
because you hit on the quarterback.
[CANADIAN] so jennyfatmuffin can insult anyone cause shes funny but i say one thing
and get a warning? what crap is that
[JennyFurMitten] good lord knobby, where are you finding this stuff, Retards R Us must
have a store right on the corner next to your group home?
[Missie] ok then well I'll get my naked pic ready to send to you then....
[JennyFurMitten] send it to this address Missie,
edmontonchickblowinahorse@hotmail.com
[EDMONTONCHICK] JENNY ITHINK YOU SOULD GO TO JENNY CRAIG I
OVERHEARD YOUR MOMMA SAYIN THAT IT HELPED HER LOSE OVER 500 LBS GOOD
FOR HER SHE IS NOW DOWN TO 699 LBS
[Kemuri] or you can go to your nearest hospital and get yourself some aborted dead babies
and rape them up the ass while listening to the theme of the Jeffersons and ass ram little somolian boys
that work in sweat shops for 25 cents...
[JennyFurMitten] Kemuri, you chicken choking vaseline salesman, get off the porn okay,
it's bad for your elbow
*** Sweet_Male (149.99.139) Teens16_19 / Welcome!!!
[the_ocean] sweetmale has a shoe fetish.... he told me personally
[SweetLilAngel] the_ocean, shut up, that is my fiance
* the_ocean humpsSweetLilAngel on the side.... is that better?
[JennyFurMitten] Sweet_Male, why not send me a nice picture of you and that horse you
told me about yesterday

9/12/00 Woods

[wikkedirishgrl] hello someone call me?....grinz
[fraNk] I'm an irish girl
[Shadow_Elf] fraNk is an irish girl
[Denial] yes and I am the queen of england..
[wikkedirishgrl] Frank is a tosser
* fraNk tosses wikkedirishgirl into a vat of horse shit
[fraNk] well, looks like you were right about that one

9/14/00 Forest

[PartyHat] Magz, hahaha, impotent like a man with no nuts
[PartyHat] impotency aside, you are a fun person
* Magz clamps fraNk's left teste
[PartyHat] OUCH YOU BREATH OF SATAN!!
*** azry2020 (161.142.78) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as azry2020
enters the clearing between the trees.
[PartyHat] azry2000, I command you to lick my toes and tell me what cheese you taste
[azry2020] kau ingat den apo ha
[PartyHat] WTF??? hey you freak, your prescription run out or what?
* PartyHat gives azry a combination of prozzak and viagra
[PartyHat] happy and awake all damn night
[azry2020] kau je nama den pun tak botul
[PartyHat] WTF?? AZRY, you stupid bashtard, I don't speak swahili
* LadyGuinevere sits down by an old tree.
[LadyGuinevere] old and forgotten
[PartyHat] LadyGuinevere, that old tree has a sack of old nuts under it, please be careful
[PartyHat] how can you forget about them old nuts?
[LadyGuinevere] gee, thanks.
[PartyHat] I can't even get the smell out of my head
* LadyGuinevere kicks magz*. gee, i don't come on for a year or so and the whole of
alamak forgets i exist.
[PartyHat] I remembered you ladyGuin, you are one of them 40 or so people who had to
have Lady this and that in front of thier nicks
[LadyGuinevere] suck my dick, ph.
[PartyHat] LadyGuinevere, you are like one giant phallic symbol, try as I might getting
my lips around your giant mishapen head would be one hella struggle
[LadyGuinevere] phallic symbol. guess i never should have said you can't educate an
idiot.
[zeP] Goober a roober.
[PartyHat] zeP, get down and undo my zePPER
[zeP] PartyHat get in my pants and remind me what a erection is!
[PartyHat] I'll erect a shrine in your pants, a small shrine but I'll do my best
[Ender] oh baby! who missed me?
[PartyHat] Ender, all I can think about is you, and well, ally mcbeal riding me like a pony
[LadyGuinevere] ph, are you this stupid in real life? or is it just a show you put on for the
internet to make people think you are cool?
[PartyHat] LG, I'm actually pretty stupid in real life, remember, you sat next to me on the
short bus
[Magz] HOLY SHIT they just Showed my bro's band on Channel V news !!
[PartyHat] Your brother has three nuts
[PartyHat] that is one nut more than zeP and Magz put together
*** Joel_26 (63.117.211) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Joel_26 enters
the clearing between the trees.
[PartyHat] damn you Joel!! YOU HAVE NO NUTS
* PartyHat sings and dances *joel has no nuts, he has no nuts* rides around on his
skateboard on the subway *NO NUTS NO NUTS*
[Caesar] i hae nuts
[PartyHat] you like them on your chin you liar
[Caesar] that could be have or hates..
[Caesar] pick your choice
[Caesar] yes, on my chin, that's where I like 'em the most
* PartyHat smiles and looks into the camera *in our next segment we will chat with
someone who has collected lots of nuts during her illustrious career as a bounty nut collector, we go to
our roving reporter with this story on poet*
[PartyHat] 75 percent of Americans will be on TV during sometime in thier lives, I've
been on a few times
[poet] I was on tv once....when I was ten
[zeP] I was on TV once...AND THEN I FELL OFF!!! YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK!!!
[PartyHat] the tv was on me once, then my parents walked in, and I was like *oh no* and
my mom was like *OH MY GOD* and my dad was like *son, that is what your hand is for*
[Caesar] magz isn't americna though.. lucky him hehehe
[PartyHat] being american is like being in love, no one can tell you you are an american,
you just know it
[zeP] Nobody is lucky to be Australian, Nell.
[Magz] I been on TV lots before anyways..but this is on Channel V which is National and
shown in Asia
[PartyHat] ITS SHOWN IN ASIA MAGZ?? kick ass, maybe I'll see you?
[Magz] Well if u have Foxtel over there PH
[PartyHat] Ah shit, I'm in Greenland, we don't get the same programing as the rest of
Asia