10/30/99 Forest

[kNarf] PP,want to hold me tight tonight?
* PurpleRose blushes
[kNarf] ] I know you are thinking PP is funny, but I think she is rather infactuating
*** Signoff niceguy17 (#209.240.200#) (kisses holly..see you tomorrow..email me.).
[kNarf] Yes, goodbye, *kisses*
[kNarf] although PP is dainty, PP commands respect
[PurpleRose] Grrrrr...kNarf LEAVE ME ALONE ...AND DON'T KISS HIM NEITHER
[kNarf] a loan? *gets out the paperwork* how much are we talking about here?
[kNarf] PP, don't get so angry that he gave me some tongue, you can join in
[PurpleRose] SHUT UP U PIG!!!
[kNarf] ] OINK?
[kNarf] ] that is wild boar to you, get it right
* PurpleRose] runs and hides behind chadwick
[PurpleRose] AND BTW...ITS PR
[spooks] U dont exist
[kNarf] I am santa claus, of course I exist, now sit on my lap and tell me what you REALLY want
for christmas
* PurpleRose flips kNarf off and goes tobed...night chad.. *hugs* I'm glad u ainn't like ur friends
[kNarf] PP,shut your hole and get into bed, I'm cold
[kNarf] I'm now the Easter Bunny, I exist, I sneak into your house and molest you with chocolate
graven images in my own likeness

10/30/99 Forest

* spooks raises a lip like elvis
[kNarf] what? did someone put a lip on a pelvis?

10/30/99 Forest: Got this in a pm, a “special outing” proposed!!!

*Chadwick* (#209.240.200#) so you don't wanna fuck the goats with me?

11/03/99 Forest

[RobotCat] wonder if they have gotten my check yet...
* fraNk looks through his receipts *yep, I sure did, thanks for the tip too, RC, being a male gigalo
isn't an easy way of life and every bit helps!!*
[RobotCat] *L* as if any woman would write a check to a gigolo... that's a sure way to get caught...
always pay cash
* Samantha laughs at frank*
[fraNk] ahhh, good correction Sam, cuz as RobotCat could tell you, my N is very big and exciting
[RobotCat] I've never seen it do anything exciting, fraNk... it just sits there
[Samantha] i know how important the largeness of an N can be to a man.
[fraNk] Yes, Sam is my kind of woman
[fraNk] she can appreciate the N, unless some people
* fraNk glares at RC *L*
* Samantha nibbles on some crackers and cheese, reading about Mozart*
[fraNk] didn't Mozart bite off his own ear or some such shit?
[RobotCat] Mozart bit off his own ear? how the heck did he manage that?
[fraNk] Yes, or that one fine movie, The Englishman Who Climbed Up a Breast and Came Down
An Implant
[fraNk] I don't know, I always figured Mozart was talented, but biting off your own ear, that
exceeds talent, that is downright limber
[RobotCat] he must have had one of those special snake jaws that comes unhinged
[MARK] what are all you people doing out here???
[fraNk] MARK, I'm eating a big bag of horse manure, what about you??*munch munch*
* RobotCat laughs @ fraNk and hands him a box of breath mints*
[sweetwolf] mark mark bo bark banana fana fo fark mark
[fraNk] Herpie burpie do derpie, banana nana fo ferpie, beep bipe bo berpie, HERPIES!!
[fraNk] Yes, thank you RoboCat, I truly needed that
[MARK] you people make me sick there are starvin children around the world and your eating all
the dung...
[fraNk] *LMAO* Mark
[MARK] you people need to intergrate back into society...this is no place for you...
[fraNk] NO WAY MARK, I have not left my computer alone for more than 11 minutes for 5 years
now
[fraNk] I fear my computer would be lost without me
[fraNk] at least, that is what I tell myself
* RobotCat needs to start cookin a pot of macaroni* brb
[fraNk] RCat, would you like me to save some of this specially formulated horse puckey for your
macc and cheese?
[MARK] ive been everywhere man across the froest floor man eating monkey pie man...
[RobotCat] it's not mac & cheese... *L* it's mac & homemade tomato meat sauce
[sweetwolf] frank thats sick in the head man o man
[fraNk] monkey pie?? *scoffs* that is no where near as delicious as horse shit
[fraNk] So it is like chili mac, only without the radishes?
[fraNk] speaking of nutz, MARK, put on some damn pants!!
[MARK] i find horse shit does noy fullfill my requirements of ten essential viatimans
daily...to much fiber...
[fraNk] Damn Pants, 100 percent denim, caffeine free, and low in sodium, buy some today!!!
*available at all hardware and sears outlet stores
[MARK] PEZ???i hate PEZ!!! PEZ is bad for your teeeth...
[fraNk] You will eat horse dung and like it young man, I am sick of your arguing, eat it now or you
won't get any of the surprise desert
[MARK] are there any elves in here we can shoot...I love shottin elves...heeeeeyuck...
[fraNk] MARK, leave the elves alone, most of them are busy today making a "little porno" as they
call it.
[fraNk] If you ask me, the whole thing is very disturbing
[MARK] how can you have your puddding if you dont eat your dung??
[MARK] HELP!!! elves are biting my ankles...someone pass me a club!!!
[fraNk] Hey, TEACHER!!! Leave those horses alone!!
* RobotCat watches the pot of water* boil... boil, damn you!
* fraNk passes MARK the Columbia House CD Club *you are doomed now*
[fraNk] you know what they say about a watched pot, a watched pot never calls the kettle black
[MARK] COLOR???HOW DO I GET COLOR???
[sweetwolf] passes mark a club but she bonks him on the hed insted
[RobotCat] type /color dung, MARK
[MARK] DAMN ELVES!!! THIS WILL STOP YOU!!! FOUR HOURS OF MICHEAL BOLTEN
AND KENNY G DOING GERMAN POLKA!!!HHHAAAAA!!!
[RobotCat] my pot and my kettle are both stainless steel. of course they wouldn't call each other
black.
* Samantha turns the page with her purple gloved fingers, engrossed in her story about Mozart*
[fraNk] OH MY GOD, Samantha found her hands in purple Barnie dung!!!
[fraNk] I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, HERES A HUG FROM *BANG BANG BANG BANG*
The sound of a shotgun permeates the forest air and a shadow of a man runs away from a dead purple molesting
dinosaur
[fraNk] and that wasn't me that killed barney either!!!
* fraNk looks around nervously
[fraNk] stupid f'in prehistoric asswhipe that can read and sing annoying songs, who needs him anyway
[RobotCat] of course not fraNk... and here's a suitcase filled with cash that I want to give you as
payment for a totally unrelated job.
[MARK] LOOK OUT!!! ITS HILLARY CLINTON!!!SHES THE ONE WE NEED TO KILL
!!!SHES THE HEAD VAMP!!!
[fraNk] Which job is that?? I'll shoot hillary clinton but then MARK will be depressed, she provides
a lot of monkey dung for him
[MARK] does frank need alittle lesson on how to really get someone pissed off???
[fraNk] DARKWYND, you have color, use it now or forever hold your piece, you have the right to
an attorney, if you cannot afford one, Delta Airlines, we love to fly and it shows *BRAAAAP*
[fraNk] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you cannot piss me off, look at me!!!
* fraNk drops drawers and lets a stream loose on MARK
*** MARK (209.52.223) has left location Forest
[fraNk] Oh damn, I was not pissed off, but MARK was pissed on, what a cooincidence
[RobotCat] someone needs to lock that MARK guy up before he pollutes the gene pool
* Samantha pats a spot on the blanket nest to her, smiling sweetly*
* Samantha stuffs a carrot up fraNk's nose, then turns her attention to Darkwynd, moving her picknic
basket onto the blanket*
* fraNk eats the bugger crusted carrot with glee, and does the happy dance of joy
[RobotCat] bugger crusted?
[fraNk] Now I will attempt to do a death defying trick, as I pull the blanket out from under the
picnic, otherwise leaving the entire picnic and participants intact *grabs the edge of the picnic blanket
* Samantha nods, pulling out a wine bottle and lunch to share with her friend*
* fraNk jerks the blanket, sending sandwiches and potato salad and wine flying, along with two
people...
* fraNk is perplexed *in the brocure, that trick is supposed to work, damn, I wasted 19.95 on that
damn magic kit
* RobotCat has all her wisdom teeth* it doesn't mean much except I have a roomy jaw *LOL*
[fraNk] Yes *sighs dreamily* RobotCat DOES have a VERY roomy jaw
* RobotCat beats fraNk brutally with the canoe paddle*
* Pez has his wisdom teeth yanked long ago.* Well the top two...when I was 14 or so.
[fraNk] I got my wisdom teeth when I was like 2 years old, in fact, at the age of 5, when I went in to
have the surgery done, I oversaw the operation, due to my incredible intellectual stamina of course
[FruityPebbles] ahaah rick *tapes him mouth shut*
[fraNk] ahhhhhh, Nell!! *tapes her legs shut*
*** poopgod (209.253.116) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
* poopgod is smelly*
* fraNk tosses poopgod into the latrine and flushes several times pummeling him with the plunger
*sonbizzitch, he just wont go down*
[poopgod] FraNk is bad, bad, bad...not even a urinal cake...
[fraNk] when did you find out I was evil, shiznicks, that is supposed to be common knowledge
included in the introductory Alamak new user pack
* poopgod thinks fraNk has gone over the edge, and found another one to go over, as well*
[fraNk] hmmmm, you could say perhaps I am on the stairs of insanity?

11/03/99 Forest

[fraNk] DARKWYND HAS COLOR, might I recommend color , it is very dark and disturbing
[fraNk] wierd, I tried to put color /ff00ff in there heh heh

10/31/99 Forest

[DestinysChild] oh god..someone i dont like in this room
[FAITH] oooo! could that be me?! *feels special*
[frank] ha ha ha, Destiny could only be talking about Faith, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
[DestinysChild] *feels like chopping someonez head off*
[FAITH] oh isnt that original
[frank] *** Font color set to sexyfraNk.
[merri] this is the lovely shade of bite me fraNk..
[DestinysChild] how do u know that fraNk?
[frank] *** Font color set to Massengil.
*** satan1 (#209.240.197#) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[satan1] Hey Franky boy!
[fraNk] wow, satan, you are just in time, I am feeling very fresh, like a summer's breeze!!
[DestinysChild] hey fraNk..wot about changing ur nick to crazyfraNk
[fraNk] me crazy? are you getting fresh with me, Destiny, cuz I am the fresh one around here *holds
up Mentos and smiles real brite!!
[fraNk] who is Wearing Kotton undies, I am I am!! *waves hands wildly and punches MJ for no
reason *L*
[fraNk] I guess I don't like blondes
* MJDaGod pulls out a rubber knife and corn syrup and chases after fraNk* u won't get away
[fraNk] Welp, now it is confirmed, I really don't like blonds
* FAITH doesnt like fraNks*
[MJDaGod] fraNk in this movie virgins die so u die *l*
[fraNk] no, the virgin lives, you fool, mwa ha ha ha!!!
[fraNk] but I still die I guess, so what am I laughing about
* FAITH is safe*
[fraNk] no, you were out Faith, stealing home plate before the pitcher throws the pitch is kind of
stupid
* MJDaGod kills fraNk like obnly a blode could by laughing and talking him to death*
[DestinysChild] i dont like blondes either..especially peroxiede blondes
[fraNk] damn!! I am feeling very weak when exposed to MJ's meandering lunatic blonde
ramblings!! someone help me!!
[fraNk] what is the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
[fraNk] well, one of two things, either "can you take me home now?" or "who are all you guys??"
[DestinysChild] *steps on fraNks face*
[fraNk] Ohhhh, now DensitysChild, it's not my fault your head is made of cement and donkey
fesces

11/2/99 Think_Café

*** DonQuixote (169.233.22) Think_Cafe / puts down some books, gets a coffee, and
joins the discussion.
[fraNk] Oh shit, hide your windmills
[JesterG] Cyber holds no interest for me whatsoever...I guess you do outgrow it *L*
* Soolaimon has never cybered
[Soolaimon] what ever cybered is
[fraNk] "cybered" means talk to old friends online, Soolaimon, its especially fun to do in the 40plus
room
[fraNk] I like to go into the room and cyber with all my old friends, you understand now? *L*
[Stillpink] LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
[fraNk] so next time you see some old pals, ask "what's up? Lets cyber old buddy!!"
[Soolaimon] you mean..nawww..it is?
[Stillpink] well gee whilikers fraNkie! I'll meet you there sometime..in about 20 years! LMAO
[fraNk] yep, it sure is, it is great fun and means a lot to be wanted for cybering
[SmackThePony] Yeah ~ you'll be cybering us all one day Soon.
[fraNk] by the way, I'm on board that Egypt flight that went into the ocean, we are all alive, and
running out of complimentary peanuts, wish those divers would hurry up
[Stillpink] oh fraNk! not funny! you nut...heh

11/08/99 Forest

[fraNk] not PW's brauts, those are brautwursts
[fraNk] she's a cookin them up for me
[PaintedWolf] there's something quite sensual about a sizzling brat.. don't you agree?
[fraNk] Yes, I like to toss non conforming children into a pan of hot hot Crisco

11/10/99 Forest

*** ROAD_DOGG is now known as THE_ROCK .
[Orfinani] Is ROAD DOGG bothering you, my darlings..shall I kick him?
* THE_ROCK looks at Magz* You come in here yapping your mouth away jabroni from "know your role" lane.
[fraNk] Next person to say the work Jabroni, wrestling, or Rock, is an inbred chicken choking red neck, starting now
[fraNk] Now I add the word "peoples" to the before mentioned list of words
[THE_ROCK] ...I'm gonna shine it up real nice...
[fraNk] and the word "shine"
[THE_ROCK] ...Take piece of monkey crap and shove it straight up your CANDY ASS! IF YOU
SMELLLLALALALALALLALALALALALA...WHAT THE ROCK..*Arches the people's eyebrow...IS
COOKING..*Whips the computer into the wall*
[fraNk] Oh, DING DING DING, ladies and gentleman, the word "rock" was just used, we have a
winner!!
[THE_ROCK] THE ROCK HAS TWO THINGS TO SAY TO YOU fraNk, AND THAT IS
KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
[fraNk] tell him what he's won *WELL FRANK, THE_ROCK has won a years subscription to
"Nude Elderly Men" and a six month supply of vaseline, now in the easy to use one hand pump dispenser!!!
[ChestyLaRue] a years subscription but only a six month supply of vaseline? that's cruel

11/10/99 Forest

*** fraNk (209.50.5) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
*** Demon is magically summoned away by TimeForGayLove !
*** Nell is magically summoned away by TimeForGayLove !
[fraNk] whoa, I didn't know Demon swung that way
*** Demon (192.197.142) Forest / time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
* Demon having his wings torn in various areas, flesh wounded by blades and face exhausted by
battle* I've just come back from a Hell much worst than mine
[fraNk] Yes, I guess, considering gay love can be brutal
[BARBEBLEU] I'am hot need something
[fraNk] you need to meet Demon, BARBE, he is cute
[BARBEBLEU] what about a big one ?
[fraNk] well, you will be shit out of luck with Demon there, Barbe
[BARBEBLEU] would like some meat
[BARBEBLEU] could anyone help me ?
[fraNk] Demon can offer you a tiny hot dog
* Demon weakened still, Demon concentrates all his power and magically whips fraNk in a tree*
Shut your mouth queer boy!
[BARBEBLEU] fuck you demon
[BARBEBLEU] you dont know how good it is
* Magz takes Demon up the ass
* Magz takes DestinysChild up the ass
[DestinysChild] WHAT??
* fraNk takes BARBEBLEU up the ass, with two condoms on of course
[Magz] oh baby..u WERE GOOD!!!
* DestinysChild looks at Magz*wha-wha-what??
[Magz] dun worry baby..*leans back and smokes a cigar* man..u ever thought about a
profession

11/24/99 Teens16_19

[fraNk] man, I am sore, I feel like Oprah fell out of a tree and landed on me
[YoungSexyMomma] who's the studmuffin in the house?
[fraNk] it's me, YoungSexyMomma, that I cannot deny
[fraNk] I am a puffed up bread product made with real wood

12/2/99 Doorstep

[dead_poet] pulls out a little ken doll head from his pocket and holds it up and says " anyone want a
little heaD? " damn this place can be so dull at times. *sighs* wonders where all his friends are.
[SEXYGUY2] fraNK WANT A CHAT I CAN'T SEEM TO GET THROUGH TO U
[fraNk] I'm sorry, SexyGuy, my phone lines are down and it appears I'm on mars