01/27/06 Hot_Tub

[MrPhreak] fuck i just found an interesting website
[MrPhreak] and I dare not show it in fear of a nancy orgasm
[NancyD] Did you see today in pictures Phreak....all the awesome space pics?
[MrPhreak] naw nancy
[MrPhreak] I just woke up
MrPhreak] and was surfing the web
[NancyD] Check it, there are some really cool pics
[NancyD] www.msn.com
[Jaded] msn.com? What *is* this amazing new site you've found?!
[fraNk] I found an incredible new site where you can search for stuff, www.yahoo.com
[fraNk] okay I'm a day late and a thief of ideas
[spam] ive yeard about this yahoo.com...it actually has yahoo.com on the page...remarkable
[NancyD] Oh fuck off, I wasn't saying the site is amazing. It sucks actually...but today in
pics is cool.
[fraNk] hahah Nancy

01/28/06 Hot_Tub

[FattChick] fuck a duck.
[AssHat] duck sex is not all it's quacked up to be
[FattChick] HA! That actually made me laugh AssHat... fuck, that's kind of sad.

01/28/06 Hot_Tub

[HunnyDipp29] Okay, a sista just wanted to know. Well I admire your courage and
strength, even though your a racist.
[whoknows] I'm a racist. but if you're a cute negro. I shall give you some of my WHITE
CHOCOLATE.
[fraNk] who said I was racist?
[spam] frank is a walkist
[whoknows] GET IT???? RACIST...WALKIST....HHAHAHHAHAH
[HunnyDipp29] I appreciate you too Heater, even though you kicked me out a few times
[fraNk] I appreciate a good Heater
[fraNk] Hunny, Heather is not an op *L*
[Heather] um, i cant kick,
[Heather] but i was in cahoots with the one who did :D
[whoknows] i'll give you cahoots. whorebag.
[HunnyDipp29] oh, well maybe one day I kicked her, then a bunch of people kicked me for
kicking her..that was some funny shit
[Heather] thats cause you kicked me for no reason:D
[Heather] it was so much fun:D
*** Ops fraNk (#195.229.25#).
*** KICK WARNING User HunnyDipp29 warned by fraNk 4259 ( Hot_Tub ) for (abuse)
[fraNk] oh wait, you did that the other day?? SHIT
[spam] frank lol
*** KICK WARNING User fraNk warned by spam 16707 ( Hot_Tub ) for (lol abuse)
[Heather] hahaha
[fraNk] SORRY, I thought you meant you just did it
* spam laughs
[spam] i love kNarf
[spam] he makes me laugh

02/09/06 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] you are a mistake, that is for sure
[turdsandwich] fraNk has gone mad
[fraNk] what the fuck is your problem man? why you starting shit?
[fraNk] fuck you, I'm out of here
[hot] u are so sweet, do u know how many guys i've met in this chat room and all they
wanna do is talk about sex.
[turdsandwich] *L* some one is pulling a fast one on hot
[fraNk] yes, hot, I am sweet, the way I fucking argue with myself, anyways, how big are your
tits?
[fraNk] sent to -> *hot* MY DICK IS SO BIG YOU CANT EVEN GET YOUR MOUTH
AROUND IT!!
[dogpoop] you are creepy, kNarf
[fraNk] thanks : )
[fraNk] why would you even use the nickname 'hot' and then bitch because people want to
talk about sex
[dogpoop] sex is stupid
[dogpoop] and messy

02/09/06 Hot_Tub

[SugarFoot] hello
[fraNk] SugarFoot, tell us about your nickname
[turdsandwich] no SugarFoot. please don’t
[SugarFoot] hey [fraNK]
[fraNk] are you a native american who used to work without shoes in the beet fields of Idaho?
[dogpoop] i am devoured by obsession
[fraNk] do you have an obsession with 12 inch penises dipped in honey?
[dogpoop] . . .no
[fraNk] NOT YOU poo, SugarFoot
[SugarFoot] no [fraNK]
[fraNk] SugarFoot, there is something odd going on... it appears my name is harassing your
posts

02/09/06 Hot_Tub

[carlos114] frank..if you continue to sniff camel cock....your condition will only get
worse....
[fraNk] we aren't allowed around the camels
[damnhippie] that's not what you told me.
[turdsandwich] :( sniffing camel cock = bad
[fraNk] hippie if you had a hump on your back I'd fuck a camel : )
[damnhippie] i will grow a hump just to see that.

02/09/06 Hot_Tub

[HotGuy] .
[fraNk] ?
[fraNk] I don't understand how HotGuy got a period, that seems to defy the very threads of
reason, along with science itself

02/11/06 Hot_Tub

[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] DO YOU THINK SANTA CLAUS HAS EVER HAD SEX WITH
HIS RAIN DEAR?
[Chaos] lol
[Chaos] umm its rein deer not rain dear
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] PLEASE CHAOS, DO NOT CALL ME DEAR, I JUST MET YOU
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRYING IN NEW ORLEANS, THEY
WANT WHITE PEOPLE MONEY!!
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] GIVE US THE WHITE PEOPLE MONEY NOW SO WE CAN
BUILD A HOUSE!!
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] WE ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY OUT OF FRIED CHICKEN???
[elemental] hahaha
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] OH MY GOD, A SNIPER JUST STARTED SHOOTING AT ME,
HE'S USING A WATER CANNON
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] HE IS EATING WATERMELON, HE IS WEARING FUBU, JUST A
MOMENT...
[elemental] haha good work
[Chaos] is that stoicky?
[elemental] um no i dont think so :/
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] YES, YES THE ASSAILANT IS BLACK, AND HIS PANTS ARE
FALLING DOWN AND YOU CAN SEE HIS BOXER SHORTS
[elemental] um no i dont think so :/
[Chaos] damn, stoicky sticks out like a sore thumb
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] IT APPEARS HE HAS A TOMMY HILLNEGRO HAT ON
[Chaos] oh, ok
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] SOMEONE CALL THE LOCAL POLICE, AND LET THEM KNOW
WHAT IS GOING ON
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] AND LET THEM KNOW THAT I NEED A PIZZA DELIVERED
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] OH SHIT I HAVE NO MONEY
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SELL SOME DRUGS, WHAT A
HORRIBLE POSITION I AM IN
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] I AM IN A GLASS CHAT ROOM OF EMOTION!! OH DEAR GOD
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] FOUR US PRESIDENTS GATHERED EARLIER THIS WEEK
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] THEY ALL TOOK VIAGRA AND HAD SEX WITH JENNIFER
LOVE HEWITT
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] SEE FILM AT 11
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] WE HAVE SOME MAJOR WINTER WEATHER COMING IN
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] FOR THAT WE GO TO WEATHER, SPONSORED BY TROJAN
CONDOMS
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] MUCH LIKE ANYONE USING TROJAN CONDOMS, THE
WEATHER IS FUCKING THE EAST COAST TODAY
[Chaos] so what did Becca do today?
[Chaos] umm i re arranged my room and called a friend about a ranch that they were
looking at that i might be moving into with them and split the rent, and they like it so right now im just
waiting on them to find out if we are gonna take it and all that fun crap
[elemental] oooh cool are there any horses there??
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] THERE IS A BIG FUCKING HORSE HERE, HE HAS A SADDLE,
HE EATS SUGAR CUBES AND SHITS ALL OVER
[elemental] hahahaha ok um thats LEWD
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] HE SMELLS LIKE GLUE
[Chaos] no glue jokes please
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] OKAY, SO THIS BOTTLE OF ELMERS WALKS INTO A BAR
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] AH FUCK YOU CHAOS, OKAY, NO MORE
[Chaos] you can continue with any other type of joke though if you want
[AOqoZZnXI1iIos] OKAY, SO THIS HORSE WALKS INTO A SLAUGHTER HOUSE
[Chaos] ok no animal killing jokes

02/17/06 Hot_Tub

[Jaded] There are 19 people in this room. Why the fuck aren't you lurking bitches talking?
[Tomcat] what would u like to talk about?
[Jaded] Dunno
[Tomcat] favorite sexual position
[amanda26] i like it doggystyle
[amanda26] What is everyones favorite sexual position???
[Jaded] Doggy is kosher
[SpankyHam] girl on top
[ANTISKIN] MY FAVOURITE POSITION IS MAKING THE WTHDRAWL AT THE
ATM MACHINE

02/18/06 Hot_Tub

[spam] its cold up there
[spam] my fucking nipples broke up
[seventhHIPPO] broke up? gah?
[kNarf] damn, and I thought your nipples were getting along so well too, that's sad
[spam] er
[spam] off
[seventhHIPPO] aaaaah...

02/19/06 Hot_Tub

[spam] Kipp..what are you dressed as?
[DRPSYCHO] THATS NOT ME SPAM
[SPIDERPHOENIX] I AM LORD SKALADOR THE LEADER OF THE GORGANITES
[dogpoop] *L*
[fraNk] why is kipp dressed like that in that picture???
[DRPSYCHO] FRANK THAT NOT ME
[EVA] the fucking gorganites
[fraNk] the crazy fucking gorganites!! OH GOD

02/21/06 Hot_Tub

[sillykitty] now, if a person screws a dead body it's illegal. if a person screws an unconscious
person it's ok?
[fraNk] WHAT? SEX WITH DEAD BODIES IS ILLEGAL?? FUCK *crosses off friday
night's plans*

02/22/06 Hot_Tub

*** betaALPHAbeta is now known as spacebeetle.
[bronzedbabe] hahahhaa
[bronzedbabe] didn't know it was you
[fraNk] haha, beetle you fucker *L*
[spacebeetle] so does that make me more likable bronzedbabe, because i am a consistant
cunt?
[spacebeetle] EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE BEETLE!
[bronzedbabe] no not really, but it's alot more funnier
[fraNk] consistent cunt, meet durable dick
[fraNk] and they lived happily ever after

02/24/06 Hot_Tub

*** Signoff bigthing (202.156.6).
*** bigdick (202.156.6) Hot_Tub / bigdick appears and hops into the Hot Tub
naked!!!
[StudlyMorehead] hmm, thanks for clarifying, big

02/24/06 Hot_Tub

[KingPiratas] i have a 6 foot penis that 1/4 inch round and smeels like onions
[barelylucid] like...onions?
[KingPiratas] would you prefer bacon?
[barelylucid] who wouldn't prefer bacon over onions?
[barelylucid] that's like a summer sausage!
[barelylucid] i will put you on a grill with your brother.
[lrae] hello
[lrae] iam great
[lrae] how old r u
[KingPiratas] Irae, not a single person asked you how you were you fuckhead
[lrae] where do u live
[BettyRage] who the fuck is it talking to?
[lrae] no
*** lrae is magically summoned to Dungeon by KingPiratas!

02/25/06 Hot_Tub

[Kicker] Im still debating weather I want to drive all the way to Cedar Rapids or not
[fraNk] why Kicker, is the whether too bad to drive there? BHAHAHAHAH
[cognito] hahahahaha fraNk
[Kicker] *hearty laugh*
[Kicker] Actually the weather is nice

02/26/06 Hot_Tub

[wonderwomanUK] does not cyber so dont come into my buffer expecting it!
[PolyesterGirl] NO!! SEX LEADS TO BABIES!!!
* Carly looks in her buffer and thinks it must be the dumbfuck hour
[Jumper] Yes it is Carly, I'm here
[Walrus] good point, Carly!
[Carly] a certain person in my buffer needs to shove his dick up his ass and FUCK OFF
[fraNk] girls who don't want to show a picture of themselves on the internet are
automatically filed in the "FAT" folder, in my brain
[zeP] Same here.
[zeP] I distrust Internet woman.
[pinky] who doesn't show a pic of them selves?
[zeP] Not until they show me a picture of my name written with lipstick on their breasts do they
become trustworthy.
[Walrus] well darn, if I knew that's what it'd take
[Carly] someone wants to lick my cat
[Carly] guess they like fur balls
[Walrus] ha. tell them to go find their own hair balls
[fraNk] a woman who has a dildo with a picture of me on it is also safe for chatting to
[fraNk] that sort of psychotic stalking devotion must be rewarded
[zeP] Really. Rewarded with back-handed compliments.
[pinky] lol fraNk im sure you would love that eh!
[zeP] "You don't look that fat with a giant purple vibrating dildo inside of you."
[Walrus] you mean she just couldn't put your name on it?
[zeP] My girlfriend hates it when I sing about her.
[zeP] It makes her belly bulge out which is really really creepy/painfully sexy.
[zeP] t the same time.
[Walrus] does it make her breasts swell?
[zeP] Not unless you beat them with the dildo.
[Walrus] that's good. probably no bruises show that way
[zeP] HAHAHAHAHA!
[Walrus] r otherwise use a garden hose filled with sand
[zeP] Sexual abuse is FUNNY!
[zeP] Not really.
[zeP] I'm so lonely.
* zeP cries.*

02/28/06 Hot_Tub

[Jumper] The sun is shining, the wind is blowing, the thermometer is bottomed out
[CatO9Tails] Bottomed out, eh.
[Jumper] It's warmed up to 8 F but the wind chill must be -100
[Carlyy] 10C here
[Sean] 21C here. yay
[fraNk] wow, Sean, I'm in seat 22E *waves* can you see me?
[fraNk] I didn't even know you were on this flight??
[Sean] yep
[fraNk] don't you normally fly first class?
[Sean] youre the ugly girl with the hole in her back
[CatO9Tails] 51F.
[fraNk] 51F? holy shit, this must be some new HUGE plane I haven't heard of