fraNk uses some old tricks, remember he is not an operator, he just plays one on television, watch closely for his posts having only one * vs three *** for true Alamak operation commands. 2/26/99

[fraNk] HYSTERIA, when you're near!!
* fraNk has been banned by prissy (sexual harrassment)
* fraNk (#209.50.5#) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] Now that banning was just uncalled for, I am going to give myself color now!!
* fraNk grants user fraNk color
[FlashDiva] Creative fraNk

At this point fraNk’s color goes from black to green

[fraNk] Oh, thank you fraNk!! you are the best *hugs*
[fraNk] You are welcome, fraNk, don't mention it, but I am supposed to remind you that you should
register to be an op
[fraNk] Hmm, well that is damn interesting, I did register, a month ago
[fraNk] Hmm, well fraNk, I'm sorry to hear you are having trouble getting ops
[fraNk] It's ok, I guess John has his head up his ass
* fraNk has been kicked by John (my head is NOT up my ass)
[fraNk] heh heh heh!!

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*** Ops CallMeSpanky (#207.177.68#).
*** CallMeSpanky is now known as Lasher.
*** Address (198.88) banned for (harrasment) by Lasher.
[fraNk] Lasher!!!
[fraNk] lmao
[Lasher] well of course, who else would be so damn charming
[FlashDiva] Lashers a sexy babe

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This may seem hard to believe, but there was violence in the forest:

* fraNk beats on Melody with a Hanson CD
[fraNk] AngelDarlai, your soul beat on me once from behind.
[Melodie] NO NO NO!!! No Hanson fraNk!! Manson is ok , but please God NO HANSON!!
[AngelDarlai] Oh really? *smiles*
*** Derek_Flynt (_208.13.165_) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between
the trees.
* fraNk beats on Derek Flynt with an apple II E
* Derek_Flynt swipes at fraNk with a Coleco Adam.
[fraNk] Heh heh, MMMM Bop, yah we queer boys, doo bitty faggety mmm bop
* fraNk jabs at Derek with an intellivision
* Derek_Flynt punches fraNk with a PONG controller.
*** lod (131.95.87) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[lod] lod lod lod lod lod
* LioConvoy watches, trying to figure out waht fraNk and Derek are doing*
* fraNk uppercuts Derek with a commodore 64
*** lod (131.95.87) has left location Forest
[fraNk] in the meantime lod comes in and I hit him with IBM old blue
* Derek_Flynt gives fraNk a surprise in the family jewel area with a Commodore 128.
[Darlai] who wants to use this?*holds up a 2400bps modem(not missing a 0)*
[fraNk] Mmmm, Derek, that was so good *lmao* I just ran out of computers

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*** Siren (216.58.9) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
* fraNk hears a Siren in the distance *shit, it's the cops, everyone, swallow a bag of heroine!!

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*** HotWildCandy (141.218.235) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
* HotWildCandy is sweet*
* HotWildCandy will melt in your mouth and in your hands*
* HotWildCandy laughs and sprawls on her sofa*
[fraNk] really?? *bites HotWildCandy *hmm, I can never wait, sorry!!
* HotWildCandy is bitten and moans*.. Oh, so you like it rough, fraNk?
* Melodie winks at HWC*
* HotWildCandy winks back at Mel*
*** HotWildCandy is now known as EsoraLauna.
[fraNk] Hmm, I see Esora tricked me yet again
[EsoraLauna] *L* did I really fraNk?

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*** Mysty (_216.154.6_) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the
trees.
* Mysty rapes everyone as she re-appears*
[tsunami2] AHH! Mysty!
[Mysty] yeaaaaa hehe
[tsunami2] hahaha, nothing more relaxing than mass-raping a room, eh, mysty?
* Mysty grins* ya got that right tsunami2!

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* Icefire has a funny feeling that Echo and Pez are the one and the same person... chatting in multiple
windows *L*
[zeP] IceFire...do a /who goofus...
[sledge] *** Error : Location goofus does not exist.
[Sir_dndude] type /join goofus then
[zeP] No, sledge, you fool. I meant /who, you goofus.
[tsunami2] hahaha
[Sir_dndude] hahaha.
[zeP] tsumani and dndude have the same laugh...weird...

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Okay, this next section is not for anyone under the age of 18, please skip on by if you are not over that age or if you are offended by stong language and sexuality. Private room, question, who is your dream lover? 2/28/99 Rated NC-17

[fraNk] Now, for me it would be Moira Kelly, the cutting edge girl, I don't know why but dark haired
brown eyed petite girls get my handy hiking stick in a state of DEFCON 1 and she is right there.
[AlphaWolf] Yasmine Bleeth... *nods* enough said.
[AlphaWolf] or Alicia Silverstone.. or Kristina Ricci
[fraNk] Yah, Kristina Ricci has that smoking sensuality about here, like she would just as soon kill you
as you bring her off.
[CloneJr] hey does the dallas Cowgirls count as one celeb
[fraNk] Yes, Alicia is quite the catch, wish she'd show some fucking tits on screen for some quality
wack time
[fraNk] I suppose, Clone, it is hard to distinguish one nubile young sexmonger cowgirl from the next
* MissDemeanour *Jennifer Lopez.. for a girl.. arghhh she makes me crazy... those lips, that ASS
*sinks teeth in* hell I'd grow gills just to eat her all day and all night *L*
[CloneJr] fraNk I wanna line them all up and work my way down the line...unitl I finish or die
[fraNk] I hate renting a lame ass movie like the babysitter then sitting on the ffward all movie long and
not seeing a damn thing.
[fraNk] Hmm, death by orgasm!! I like that
[CloneJr] yeah I wanna go out with a woman on my dick and a bottle in my hand
[fraNk] Mmm, Jennifer Lopez, what the hell movie was that where she was screwing her dad, I was
like *WHAT??* but really was too mezmerized by those sensational lines of hers to care.
[Clone] Fuck All having Sex behind the Wheel of a 1969 Dodge Charger HELL YA
[fraNk] I would like to get a blow job from a midget, so I can set my beer on her head.
[fraNk] Dodge Charger with a full blown Hemi 4 barrel?? yep
[digilante] sex with Rogue on my bike!!!
[digilante] For meritorious achievment as a chatter on alamak, given the short supply of humor. Your
skills as a funny guy and dedication to your mission enabled all users to grin. Your dedication skills and hard
work reflect great credit upon yourself, alamak and the human race. Given under my hand in the city of
Manhattan Kansas 01 March 99 Thank you fraNk.
* fraNk stands and walks to the podium, tears streaming down his face *thank you, thank you, but I
could have never done it without digilante's inspiration, and without being summoned into this fine room of
sexually explicit wit and insanely funny personalities!! thank you god bless you and goodnight!! *walks away
with the trophy

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[LostGrayKitten] Poot hunter!
[Hunter__] poot hunter???
* fraNk is now know as Poot fraNk

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[fraNk] As the metal creaks under him, the laterals pull and the trees fall, how incredible the sense of
power and bliss as he controls his destiny, his bulldozer - fraNk 99

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The Sacred Hedgehog, fraNk’s god of the Forest, is given his due:

* fraNk rips the leg off a deer and beats it to death, turns and bows to the sacred hedgehod
[fraNk] hedgehog that is
[fraNk] If you don't obey the hedgehog, you will get six more weeks of winter, and if you continue to
disobey, then get ready for a long cold summer *turns and bows to the sacred hedgehog
* damSel wedgies the hedgehog
* nightshade punts the hedgehog across the forest* I like the cold
* fraNk digs a deep hole and fills it with acid, in accordance with the sacred hedgehog's wishes
[fraNk] well, with disrespect like that, nightshade, we are libel to have 0 degrees kelvin by the end of
thenight
* fraNk catches a small rabbit and throws it in the acid pit, turns and bows to the sacred hedgehog
* fraNk watches the rabbit die a horrible death, don't worry folks, this is in accordance with prophecy
* PrincesSadrian pushes fraNk in the acid pit
* fraNk beats on LostGrayKitten and bows to the sacred hedgehog
[Derek_Flynt] As I've said before, you have some unique and disturbing fantasies frak+N
* fraNk climbs out of the acid pit, now that wasn't all that nice, look at my toes *somewhat corroded,
but still functional *bows to the sacred hedgehog, who makes all things good
[fraNk] why thank you, Flyt+n!!
[LostGrayKitten] *Uses fraNk as a scratching post*
* fraNk throws LostGray into the burning pit of acid, as the hedgehog looks on with approval
* PrincesSadrian beats on the hedgehog with a thorny stick
* nightshade takes the sacred hedgehog and tosses it in the acid pit and watches it melt away*
* Trunkz thrwos fraNk through a couple of trees* Leave her alone.
[PrincesSadrian] Boooo the hedgehog sucks!!!
* fraNk watches as the hedgehog turns princessSadrian into ice and forces her into the acid pit *must
you question the hedgehogs power?? why not accept his deitiess nature as the forest God
[Darlai] FRANK!LEAVE LGK ALONE!
[fraNk] Wait, is deitiess a word, well, *looks at the hedgehog who nods yes* ahh, I thought so
[fraNk] Darlai, I was only following the wishes of the sacred hedgehog *turns and bows to the sacred
hedgehog
[PrincesSadrian] I do not worship a hedgehog I worship Bast!
*** Lasher (#207.177.68#) time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the
trees.
[fraNk] Lasher, you will bow to the sacred hedgehog of die!
[Lasher] bows to the sacred hedhehog
[fraNk] Yes!!! Now see what I am talking about, Lasher will now avoid the perilous pit of acid, thanks
to the hedgehogs blessing of course *turns and bows to the sacred hedgehog
[Darlai] of die fraNk?*giggles at fraNk*no story no defense from this goddess
[Lasher] looks at the put of acid...uhhh can we talk about this one
* PrincesSadrian boooos at the hedgehog

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*** Address (198.88.150) banned for (harrasment under proxie) by Lasher.
[fraNk] damn those proxie harrassers!!
[Dark_Lupine] *** Harasses Lasher under Proxie***
*** Lasher (#207.177.68#) has left location Forest

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* damSel tacklewedgieswithwhippedcream DL
[Dark_Lupine] *Loves Whip Cream*
*damSel puts a cherry on top of DL, puts chocolate on it
* Daine covers DL in whipped cream
[Dark_Lupine] *Takes the cherry , pops it into his mough chews and then pulls out the cherry stem
tied in a knot out of his mouth*
* LadyAurian eg* Dark_Lupine just popped a cherry
* Daine laughs * DL just popped my cherry!!!
[Dark_Lupine] *smiles wickedly*

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mysty puts up her picture on a link: 3/2/99

[AlphaFemalWolf] yer purty Mysty:-)
[fraNk] /msg Mysty MMM, I love your picture, I would love to ***Alamak has censored this pm due
to graphic nature and returned it to sender***
[fraNk] DAMN ALAMAK!!
[AlphaFemalWolf] rotflmao@fraNk*
[Jorrun] fraNk...funny stuff!
[Mysty] *lol* fraNk!

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fraNk then puts up a fake link for a picture of him:

[fraNk] http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Paris/4333/nudefraNk It is what you have all been asking for
so here it is.
* fraNk laughs cuz he can see flash copy pasting right now
[FlashDiva] YOU BASTARD YOU TRICKED ME
* Titus doesn't even want to attempt to access fraNk's addy
* vampirekitten pouts* Damn and I dont have a pen to write that down with fraNk!
[fraNk] Don't worry, vampkit, you would want to kill me later anyway
* FlashDiva sobs pitifully* And here I thought I was going to see the body of perfection...but no...I was
tricked yet again..*sobsob*
[fraNk] someone as perfect as me can't be advertising like that, you have to go to a pay site to find my
pic.
[AlphaFemalWolf] Hey you tricked me frank.That addy doesn't work*pelts him with rotten fruit*

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* vampirekitten picks some lice off Pez*
[Pez] Lice? Me have lice? Since when?
[Pez] *scratch*
[AlphaFemalWolf] picks a grasshopper out of Pez's hair and eats it*Yummy..didn't know you had a
live salad bar on your head Peezzieeweezie
[Pez] Not my grasshopper!!
* fraNk pulls a lobster out of Pez's pants and feeds it to FlashDiva
[FlashDiva] mmm lobster...
[Pez] Keep your hands in your own pants, fraNkers...
[FlashDiva] Pez is just jealous fraNk
[fraNk] Oh Pez, baby, don't be such a prude
* FlashDiva knocks fraNk down and kicks him repeatedly* PRUDE IS MY WORD DAMN
YOUUUU
[AlphaFemalWolf] grabs some crawdaddies outta pez's pants and swallows them whole,spitting out
the tails and sucking the heads*Deeelish~!
* Pez picks up the supierior Flash Diva, hold her by the anklesm,sticks her head in an airplane toilet
and flushes*
* FlashDiva screams and plots the downfall of the cutie innocent widdle Pezzie*
[Pez] All of my little parasite buddies are being eaten alive by these monsters!!!