12/28/99 Forest

*** greenman (196.25.153) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] perhaps greenman is some sort of biological super hero?
[greenman] actualy a traffic light
[fraNk] greenman, you always seem to like screwing with me, like the time I was in a hurry and you
quickly allowed yellow man and red man to mess up my whole day
[greenman] obey the greenman
[greenman] hussein is that u
[sadim] Yes, it is me. *orders his people around* Get me another coffee and trim my nose hair of a
moustache*
[fraNk] greenman, what should a person do for bad oozing sores?
[greenman] lick it clean
[fraNk] my couch was a hydrogen bomb, but I didn't know it and for 11 years I used it as a couch
and my ass is now a cancer ridden pile of crap
[fraNk] Matthew, I think Vanna white is just a useless tool to exploit sexuality on network TV, what
do you think of this?
[Matthew] I agree :)
[sadim] I like pat sajak's butt
[fraNk] Hey, Venus, didn't you used to work on The Price Is Right?
[fraNk] yes, sadim, I agree, his ass is to die for
* sadim just want's to lick it.
[Birth_of_Venus] i actually got told by my father that i would be perfect for that show cause i could
do the arm movement!
[greenman] uyisipukupuku wena ubisi izinja shya
* sadim looks at fraNk's ass, I'll bet he works out...
[Birth_of_Venus] how warped is that?
[fraNk] ahhhhhhh, wena izinja asa laha likkem
[Matthew] *L* I'll bet you can do more then one arm movement hehehhe
[fraNk] I do work out, I can crush a beer can with my asscheeks, I have photos
* sadim covers his eyes so he cannot see the pervertedness in this room.
[fraNk] I read a very good book last night, it was entertaining, and the plot was quite fraNkly
riveting as hell
[fraNk] It was the new thriller Sliding Down the Flagpole Naked, by the witty and charming author
Dick Burns
[Birth_of_Venus] how intellectual of you frank
[sadim] I have heard of that book. I heard it had a crabbingly good ending.
[fraNk] thank you Venus, I have read many good books by a varietal plethora of authors
[fraNk] I got a new book for Christmas that should be just outstanding, it's called "The Hundred
Year Bath"
[fraNk] it is written by the New York times best selling author Rusty Balls
[sadim] Hey fraNk, you can borrow the book I just finished. It's called Plan B, the life and times of a
liar.
[fraNk] Yes, I read that book twice, it was very sad, I cried at the end when the man lost his mac and
cheese
[sadim] Damn, you ruined the ending for everyone else. Oh well, just wait for the movie.
[greenman] i dont know what your problem is but iam sure it is hard to spell
[greenman] lights a joint
[fraNk] uh oh, greenman, that is not allowed!! NOOOOOOO, someone help greenman
[Birth_of_Venus] what's greenman doing?
[greenman] dont kill the trees smoke them
[fraNk] would you like to smoke my salty tree, greenman?
[Matthew] wraps up some packs of C4 and starts tapeing them to tree's
[fraNk] greenman is toking it up
[fraNk] if I stick my tree in there will it get blown...up
[Matthew] it might hehe
* sadim is having flashbacks from nam, *awww all these explosions* what the hell is this all over my
pants?
[greenman] ganja is the tru king of africa power to the people
* sadim fought a ninja once and lost, oh you said ganja...

12/28/99 Forest

[fraNk] Good morning Gord, how goes it? Perhaps I shall have a fresh omelet for breakfast?
[Gord] would that be our fresh new spinach omelet?
[sadim] No, it would be a very dainty omelet...
[fraNk] Yes, the garden fresh spinach omelet, with three cheeses, a culinary delite, now available for
the low low price of 2.79 with side order of hashbrowns and delicious starbucks coffee

12/28/99 Forest

*** lost (134.134.248) has left location Forest
[sadim] I feel lost at times, then I look at my compass...
[Matthew] I feel sick at times but then I look at the toilet *L*
[sadim] I feel drunk sometimes, then I drink some vodka...
[Matthew] I feel like peeing some times but then I just squeeze it *L*
[fraNk] I feel my nuts sometimes but it's just playing around
[sadim] I feel like punching something, then I pull my pants up.

12/28/99 Forest

*Birth_of_Venus lays lifeless
[Matthew] starts to place his mouth over her's.
[Birth_of_Venus] i keep telling you: not on the first date!
[Matthew] ah my love you came back to me *S*
[sadim] Allright already, get a room.
* fraNk places his hand on Venus' behind *don't worry, I'm a doctor*
*** NMT (24.64.3) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
[Birth_of_Venus] why am i not convinced of that frank?
[sadim] NMT, is that like an EMT only it means no medical training?
[NMT] interesting
[Matthew] punches frank. don't touch her you you pervert.
[fraNk] ouch, Matthew, what are you doing? I must check her for lumps
* Birth_of_Venus smiles to herself cause she knows something no one else does*
[sadim] That fraNk is really a lesbian.
[Matthew] I think you scared him sadim *L*
* fraNk wraps Matthew in barbed wires and dumps honey on his genitals, then let's the fire ants
loose
[Birth_of_Venus] ouch that's got to hurt!
[Matthew] pulls out a can of ant killer hehe and begins to kill the ants. yeah I'll bet check her for
lumps.
[fraNk] I know her secret, one breast is slightly larger than the other, but you can't really feel it
[Birth_of_Venus] gee frank how'd you guess?
[fraNk] they are not deformed, they are still quite nice, they are just a bit mishapen
[fraNk] I'm a doctor, Venus, I know these sort of things
[BCX] fraNk--How about Venus's eyes?? *hehehe*
[fraNk] her eyes? I have never felt them, but I have felt them feeling me
* fraNk dumps pirahna into the lake with Matthew and Venus *don't worry, it's actually a pretty
good time!!*
[fraNk] for the pirahna that is
[Birth_of_Venus] gee thanks frank
[Birth_of_Venus] you probably just wanna examine me again!
[fraNk] you are welcome, Venus, no one can accuse me of forgetting my social graces
[Pac] mmmmm.. p.. pretty...
* fraNk jumps up on a tree stump and starts dancing wildly for Pac
* fraNk rips off his shirt and points at Venus
* Pac deeply ponders the insane antics taking place before him..*
* sadim looks at fraNk's hardened nipples
*Pac after much deliberating, Pac decides frank should be certified..*
[Birth_of_Venus] why you pointing at me?
[fraNk] I am certified, board certified stump dancer *does the moonwalk and the belly dance
[kill_jonny] how bout a lap dance
[Pac] bothatthesametime? WOAH! *looks around for franks keeper* or didja manage t'escape?
*** Kitty (#209.240.200#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[Pac] SALSA!!! salsa dance for me!
[fraNk] I escaped, the white coat men in 17 states can't find me
* fraNk dances the forbidden dance of tree lust for Kitty
[fraNk] yes, my dear, this dance is outlawed in Georgia and Zimbabwe for enticing riots amongst
the natives
[Pac] damn. seventeen!!! you can COUNT dat high!!! *pumps him by the hanD*
congractumalations... aiight... now listen VERY carefully... what comes... AFTER seventeen???
[kill_jonny] dork
[fraNk] well, in my case, 18 inches
[Matthew] hands venus a rose.
* Pac laughS* idiot...
[fraNk] hands rose a penus
[fraNk] ouch, a god damn thorn
[kill_jonny] i thought it was 2 feet...not 1.5
* Pac cracks uP*
[fraNk] quit with the f'ing decimals, jonny, you know that makes me go into a seizure
[Matthew] straps him self to a tree.
* fraNk flails around the room foaming at the mouth, head bouncing off trees
* sadim waves to all the people.
* kill_jonny straps a tree to herself *
* kill_jonny sodomizes fraNk *
[fraNk] oh shit, the strap on tree *sighs* I remember many a memory of slivers brought on by that
thing
[Matthew] my dear sweet love I care for you so much I am going to proov it by blowing my self up.
[fraNk] If you blow yourself, that means you are limber indeed, I for one will be impressed
* sadim feels like draping his nuts on tree.
* kill_jonny cuts all the branches and bark off and polishes the tree so fraNk's sphincter stays intact *
[fraNk] ah, touching, jonny, thank you very much

12/29/99 Forest

[fraNk] I once peed into a knot hole in a tree, at least that is what I told the deputy I was doing when
the rescue workers came to free me
[Laud] damn.. Im drunk.. I'm not sre were I am.
[fraNk] you are in becca's bedroom, Laud, just lay back and enjoy *heh heh*
[Slunk] hey!!! get out of my bedroom damnit *quickly puts some clothes on*

12/29/99 Forest

[Jorrun] desire is the root of all suffering...remove the desire,and the suffering goes with it
[lupe] Life is never free. we are living in a cage, the cage in which we built ourselves
[Freestyler] budda? lupe?
* lupe looks at Jorrun* my arn't we insight ful
[Jorrun] lupe...it's a Buddhist principle
[fraNk] really? Jesus had disciples, and Buddha had principals, interesting
[Jorrun] i'm not a buddhist,either. I can't agree with a religion that doesn't believe in a definite god
[Freestyler] I'm hanging between Polytheism and Atheism...
[fraNk] I have settled in on Voyeurism myself
[fraNk] well, it's a mix between Voyeurism and Televism

12/29/99 Forest

[MourningAfter] what time do you have to get up? *L*
[fraNk] I'll get it up any time MA
* MourningAfter snickers at frank* hmmm...a useful skill no doubt

12/29/99 Forest

[midas] Global English: The leader in teaching english online...
[fraNk] Global Warming: The leader in melting enemy ice everywhere

12/29/99 Forest

[Aphrodite] My feet are cold..my feet are always cold
[fraNk] well, if I was a pedaphile I would tell you to put your feet into my pants, but I'm not into
feet
[fraNk] hmm, wait, perhaps that is pedophile
*Haven gives fraNk the pedestrian a pedometer*

12/29/99 Forest

[SilverBlue] *frown*
* fraNk sings *oh turn that frown upside down, lick your body up and down, and if you have any
luck, we'll end the evening with a ***Alamak has once again censored this chatters lewd and vicivious
comments, feel free to tazer him!
* midas punches fraNk
[fraNk] ouch!!
[midas] Yeah, I hear ya Laud. I like Britney Spears *L* right fraNk
[fraNk] Brittany Spears sucks, but I don't wish to create a scene here in the peaceful forest ending in
midas' death, so I'll let it go

12/29/99 Forest

[Pez] ...so I spent last night in a ditch, staring at the stars. I couldn't get up, no matter how hard I
tried. A fiery pain swelled from my left arm every time I tried to use it to get up. Broken, presumably. And my
right, well that had my precious bottle of gutrot. And now that I think about it, this swill was the stuff that got
me in trouble.
[Pez] A car or two zipped past every now and then, most not even seeing me. One lady did poke her
out and asked if I needed help, but a steady flow of insults regarding her weight shooed her off.
[Pez] I remember, sometime 'round...3 o'clock, a racoon did happen by. His masked face sniffed me
a few times, and even tried to pry my flask from my hands. Acting quickly, I beaned the poor thing and ate it.
Broken limbs and the wilderness stirs up the appetite.

12/29/99 Forest

[Laud] Wow.. I can't lif my leg unless I lift it with my arm.
[fraNk] good thing Laud is not a dog then

12/29/00 Forest

[TONGUERING] bored
[fraNk] board
[fraNk] glass
[TONGUERING] get a life buddy
*** TONGUERING (#24.64.123#) has left location Forest
[fraNk] Hmm, wonder what crawled in her ass and died?
*** TONGUERING (#24.64.123#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters
the clearing between the trees.
[Dew_angel] are you askign what crawled up me ass? *looks * nothing
[TONGUERING] maybe you
[fraNk] nah, nothin in your arse Dew, at least, I hope not *L*
[TONGUERING] Frank u have an attitude problem though i am sure u do not care
[fraNk] DING DING DING, we have a winner, and for todays contestant, a lovely set of bowling
gloves!!!
[TONGUERING] ya u seem like a real winner
[fraNk] I did win the Iditarod one year
[fraNk] It was blusteringly cold,and my dogs were arguing amongst themselves, it was a desperate
hour