6/29/00 Forest

[grass] SmellyMage
[grass] StinkyMage
[grass] PukeyMage
[grass] MethaneMage
[FlatulentSanta] *farts on grass*
*** Bayne is now known as F1atulentSanta.
*** FlatulentSanta has partially cleared the room.
[F1atulentSanta] hehehe
[F1atulentSanta] and they said cloning can't be done
[FlatulentSanta] There was no RogueMage in here!
[FlatulentSanta] Hello Good Helper! Woud you like to help me Flatulate in Bad kids stockings?
[FlatulentSanta] *fart*
[F1atulentSanta] HO HO HO *FART*
[FlatulentSanta] So! Which Ho ho ho would like to sit on my Lap this time?*FART*
[FlatulentSanta] *farts on his elves*
[grass] are these Tolkien type elves?
[grass] blonde and seven feet tall?
[FlatulentSanta] HO HO HO..come sit on my lap grass!! and tell me what you want for christmas!
*fart*
[Teresa_] *gives you guys some exlax* go have a dump and get it other with! heh
* F1atulentSanta chains himself to Tree*
[FlatulentSanta] HO HO HO! would you like to sit on santas lap little girl?? *pats his lap for Teresa*
[FlatulentSanta] *rips a mighty one*
[Teresa_] you stinky ho's, you! *barfs*
[FlatulentSanta] HO HO HO!! *belch*
* FlatulentSanta gives grass a Flatulent Mena Suvari
[F1atulentSanta] ho ho ho, be happy there's two santa's here *brrraaaaaapppp*
[Teresa_] *tosses her cookies* omg, you's really have to do something about this *upchucks again*
[FlatulentSanta] bends over showing his ass crack
[Gord] Boo!
[grass] oh...she's perfect! ..*squeezes Mena for some smelly action*
[FlatulentSanta] HO HO HO GOrd! HAve you been a good little boy for santa this yeah? *burp*

6/29/00 Woods

[GOD] ALL HAIL GOD
[Oracius1] I never knew god was such a blatant ass-lol
[GOD] GOD IS FREEDOM
[Z] hey yo god your harassin us back off & go to the religion room where you belong
[GOD] GOD IS LOVE
[GOD] GOD IS LIFE
[Kindly_Kreul] i didn't think god existed... oh well
[GOD] GOD SHALL CAUSE YOUR ETERNAL SUFFERING YOU MERE
MORTAL INGREAT!
[Fabienne] STOP YELLING!!!1
[Z] hmm Dade wanna give god a free one way ticket to Religion or Hell??
[MorbidFear] Existence ~ matter of opinion..
[MorbidFear] A nice swift KICK would work fine..
* Z *L* at the fact that Dade has more power than god
[Oracius1] God does NOT seek to make people suffer outright, so therefore I knight thee sir
wannabe
[Kindly_Kreul] would take the ticket to hell
[GOD] SUFFERING IS PART OF LIFE...AND GOD MUST PUNISH THOSE WHOM OPPOSE
HIM
*** Kick GOD by Dade (nick).
[Fabienne] good going Mark!!! *kisses*
*** Kick Dade by Purgatory (invalid kick).

6/20/00 Path

*** HandsomeActor (209.50.5) Path / HandsomeActor walks down the eerie path with
mushrooms strange trees!
[HandsomeActor] Hello everyone, I'm Lank Thompson, and I'm a handsome actor *smiles*
[TsuiDenki] ooc; Handsome Actor? NUH UH! I have THREE GIRLS with a crush on ME , thanks
to my acting!
[_Ghost_] good for you now "act" your way back to where ever it is you came from
[HandsomeActor] you might know me from such films as Handsome, the Actor, or perhaps Damn
That Guy is Hot, or the snuff film "Wow, Look At The Package On That Guy"
[_Ghost_] or look at me im a stupid hoser
[HandsomeActor] As you can see, Ghost is not a very good actor, he is trying to act cool, but is
failing miserably
[trixxie] ./kick HandsomeActor
[trixxie] hows that for acting Handsome? LMAO
[_Ghost_] and your trying to act smart.. and your doing a very bad job at it...
[HandsomeActor] Of course, we remember Ghost from such incredible flops as "Hey, Whats Up Gay
Midget"

6/21/00 Forest

[limp] any hot girls for a chat?
[frank] 17/female looking for a hot limp one
[midas] hahahahahah
[limp] midas "hahahahahhah' too
[fraNko] limp, I like guys with big ones, do you have a big one? and if it is big, how big is it, and is
it smooth?
[limp] how big do you want co'z it's stretchable
[fraNko] limp, where would you put your big one if a girl was really cute?
[limp] i let her see it
[limp] for you how long can you handle a 7 inch shit
[Pejy_xs] I think we have a language barrier going in here... hahaha
[limp] franko are you still there
[fraNko] limp, oh my god you are turning me on mmmmmmm, i would have to flush twice I think
[limp] am i dissapointing you
[fraNko] disappointing?? you have the bowel movement of a god, limp, I would never be
disappointed in that
[limp] by the way is it true that you are 17 or are you just pissing me off
[fraNko] well, they say it's better to be pissed off than pissed on, but I think my not being 17 isnt
what would piss you off the worst
[Pejy_xs] It's your big 17" that;s really annoying fraNk...
[fraNko] Yes, I'm sure it is Pejy *L* the way I bring it out at parties and other guys just run off like
roaches when the light comes on hahaha
[Prosper] yeah, Frank, stop slapping it in everyone's face, it's irritating
[limp] so what can you say about doing orgy up the table
[fraNko] I don't like having sex with my table limp, I get slivers and stuff and my parents make me
go see a shrink
[limp] what can you say about men with std
[limp] are you still virgin
[limp] how old are you when you get your 1st orgy
[limp] franko please reply
[fraNko] Yes, I'm still a virgin, I had my first orgy at a family reunion when I was 11
[Pejy_xs] Gross fraNk..
* Pejy_xs joins the orgy*
[limp] im signing off
[Pejy_xs] Good limpdick..

6/21/00 Forest

* DarkSilence gives everyone the finger*
* Knemases bites the shit outta the finger*
* fraNko takes the finger and puts it up his nose

6/21/00 Forest

* Harbinger kills an ewok*
[fraNko] Harbinger, I don't want to cyber
[Harbinger] Are you sure, fraNko?? I'm good, or so I'm told..*S*
[RogueMage] didn't you know you can get kicked for cybering an ewok?
[AshenSouls] subscribes RogueMage to shaved ewok's monthly
[fraNko] WHOAH!!! EARLY ROGUE TAKING THE PEOPLES MAGE TO THE MORNING
ALAMAK SHOW
[RogueMage] It's the Mage show starring ME it's Mage It's the Mage show and I've got lots of good
guests!
[RogueMage] First off we have stupid headlines people have sent it
[RogueMage] AshenSouls! *throws the cardboard sheet over his shoulder* Next up we have special
guest fraNk! *hugs and smooches Knem* Heya Varelle! Kha!
[fraNko] special guest meaning of course that I'm retarded *L*
[RogueMage] Yes fraNk arrived in LA on the short bus! *L*
[RogueMage] So fraNk! tell the people at home what you do!
[fraNko] I LIKE TO EAT ICE CREAM AND WATCH PEEPLE COURT
[RogueMage] Yes fraNk is the local ice cream eater on the corner of our studio! He repeatedly
somehow gets in the way of out the window!
*fraNko leans over and grabs Knemies boob, for being a little slow still knows what the ladies like
[RogueMage] If you want to be a special guest you have to wait in line at the short bus stop!
[Harbinger] I want to be a special guest...
[RogueMage] And next special guest we have Harbringer and his Stupid shaved ewok tricks!
[Harbinger] Thanks for having me on the show, RogueMage..*cheesy grin*
[RogueMage] Special guest Harbringer! so tell the audience what you do with these ewoks!
[fraNko] NO YOU NOT BE SPECIAL GUEST NO ROOM ON BUS NO
OONNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* RogueMage posts an advertisement for Next Shows topic *RogueMage and Knemases in
compromising situations*
[Harbinger] No room on bus?? What the hell??
[RogueMage] Shoosh frank you had your 5 seconds of fame!
* RogueMage throws special guest Harbringer out the window
[RogueMage] *audience* *CLAP CLAP CLAP* WHOO WHOO WHOO
[DarkSilence] Pffff?
[RogueMage] Well we're going to have to go straight to our musical guest! DarkSilence and the
Armpits! Take it away!
* DarkSilence stands up, bows, and watches the crowd. He places a hand under his armpit and begins
to squish it, making the most strangest of noises* Uh huh!
* RogueMage pays DS for coming to his show..a Shiny Nickle!
[DarkSilence] Ooooooooo a nickle. I'll try not to spending it all at one place. *flicks it at
RogueMage's head*
* RogueMage flicks pennies back at DS
* Knemases gets hit by one of the pennys and cries*
[RogueMage] Now see what you went and did DS? you made Knem cry!
[DarkSilence] Hey I was throwing nickels, not pennies. Game show boy.
[fraNko] CLAP CLAP CLAP ME FUNNY OHAHAHAHAHAHA *drools and looks at the camera,
ever the Depends spokesperson*
[Wolverina] What is that boy doing?
[fraNko] ME DOING NOTHING, WETTING PANTS, EATING ICE CREAM!!! WATCHING
PRETTY BIRDIES
* RogueMage looks at the ratings for Todays show
[RogueMage] .6 hey that's the best ratings we've ever had!
[fraNko] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYY *takes off pants and pees on the camera*
[RogueMage] Everyone seems to love fraNks drool the best
[fraNko] ooc: <- - - hahahah, look what I used!!! I thought she was turned on by my full diaper

6/21/00 Forest

[Varelle] Jesus *contemplates Alamak suicide*
[fraNko] No, Varelle, tell me that our Lord isn't taking his own life!!!

6/21/00 Forest

*** MelodyAmber is now known as Talamasca.
[fraNko] mascara for the talleywack?

6/21/00 Forest

[jonny] u americans have wierd milk
[pie4U] you canadians have weird milk
[Ruby] milk here is not weird... the containers are weird but the milk's just fine
[jonny] my grandparents in canada get their milk in plastic bags..thats wierd..
[Nell] you can keep american milk in the fridge forever and nothing happens
[MeltieeSammich] Our cows are fine.. we feed 'em rats.
[jonny] nooo the milk is wierd..u guys add vitamins to your milk n stuff..
[fraNk] We get our milk in giant black and white containers that go moo when you get too close

6/21/00 Forest

* fraNk pulls out shovel and starts beating on a bale of the finest alfalfa you have ever seen!!!
* fraNk has been kicked by Suave (hay bashing, NOT allowed on Alamak)

6/22/00 Forest

*** Gord (#209.214.194#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Gord enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] BOO?
[Gord] Boo!
[Gord] yes
[Orfinani] GOURD IS HERE
[fraNk] GOURDA cheese?
[Orfinani] Oh, frank, you silly..it's GRUDA cheese

6/22/00 Forest

[fraNk] *** Logging enabled, prepare to witness abuse.

6/22/00 Forest

[Pez] Sweet Home AlaBANa, where the kicks never come...Sweet Home AlaBANa, cause I've got
nuthin' better to do...

6/22/00 Forest

*note-Alamak gives all ops a free month in June of 2000*

[fizbinz] fraNk
[fraNk] HEY, fizbin, why aren't you using your ops???
[fizbinz] watches fraNk
[fizbinz] because I have't renewed them yet..
[fraNk] fizbin, log in under your op nickname and enter your password, I bought you ops again
[Pez] If by bought, then you mean telling him everyone got one free month...then...yah, you
generous bastard! Heh.
[fizbinz] you did what??? how in the heck did you manage that?
[fraNk] fizbinz, just log in, DO IT NOW DAMMIT!!
[fraNk] OH MY GOD FIZ YOU ARE ANGERING ME *L*
[fizbinz] ok ok
[fraNk] STOP IT NOW, MY TEMPLES ARE THROBBING WITH UNBRIDLED ANGER
*** fizbin (#209.240.200#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fizbin enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fizbin] FRANK YOUR A GOD!!!

6/22/00 Forest

[Mr_Mad] -- /msg Mr_Mad hi sexy *** Not allowed, or duplicate. -- hah... even the server admits
it's true
*** Mr_Mad is now known as ConanLibrarian.