07/02/03 Forest
[Caesar] Are you on dialup?
[Gin] Yeah. :(
[Caesar] Damn.
[Caesar] I love this song.
[fraNk] I have never taken dialup, do you need a prescription?
[Gin] what?
[fraNk] you are on dialup, for what? I've never heard of it, is it for allergies?
[Caesar] Um.
[Caesar] *scared*
[Gin] i was saying what to dani, fraNk. *L*
[Caesar] Oh.
[fraNk] I've been on codiene once, but never dialup
03/14/04 Hot_Tub
[Legolas] This is why I'll buy used cars out of the paper *L*
[fraNk] Legolas, don't buy used cars made out of paper, they don't do very well when it's
raining outside
[TaterTot8] haha frank
[fraNk] I mean, nothing worse than driving down the interstate at 75 mph in your paper car in
the rain and having it come apart all around you as it gets all soggy
03/14/04 Hot_Tub
[_niveK] have you not SEEN feet?
[quibble] yes.
[Prurient] Clean feet DO matter ... no skunky feet
[damnhippie] it doesn't matter if they're clean. it's the principle.
[Prurient] My feet are adorable ... my feet are so gorgeous they make women moist ... and
men envious ... I have foot supremacy
[_niveK] don't LIE.
[quibble] i am not sure if i have seen any cute man-feet.
[damnhippie] feet will never make me moist. nor will they ever be hot.
[_niveK] there are none!
[Prurient] My feet ARE hot ... dammit
[_niveK] oh no they aren't
[quibble] i like socks.
[damnhippie] impossible.
[_niveK] socks are SO GREAT
[TaterTot8] feet are not hot.
[Prurient] Tater: Hey now ... what things were YOU thinking of DOING with them you
perv? *S*
[TaterTot8] *L* nothing in particular.. feet are just not appealing to me.
[TheLoveWookie] i have ugly feet, they match the rest of me YAY.
[Prurient] I sense foot bias!
[damnhippie] i hate super long toes.
[Prurient] *will NOT sever his feet despite the naysayers*
[Prurient] *has anthropologically perfect geometric toes
[Prurient] I have my feet on cam
[_niveK] oh gross.
* fraNk takes Tater's entire foot in his mouth and sucks it off like some sort of wierd ass
pedoporno
[damnhippie] freakish.
[TaterTot8] i have troll toes
* fraNk deep throats Tater's leg up to the knee
[damnhippie] ew feet in mouths.
[TaterTot8] *L* gross frank
[TaterTot8] do you know how many inches that is? Despite the disgusting thought, WOW
I'm impressed.
* fraNk uses far far too much teeth, leaving tater's leg job looking more like a drunken
shaving in the shower
[fraNk] it's at least... like 6 inches
[Prurient] Tater is focused on ... inches ... gee ... imagine that
[damnhippie] drunken shaving is dangerous.
[fraNk] yep, she's focused on inches, where as, I'm focused on... FEET
[fraNk] bahaha, I'll be here all week
03/15/04 Hot_Tub (in pm’s)
*ever get a personal message of such impressive grammatical prowess?*
*bhaybhie* (210.14.5) helow!!!!!1
sent to - (60sec)-> *bhaybhie* uhm, wtf?
03/17/04 40plus
*** boyinpanties (143.127.3) 40plus / Welcome!!!
[fraNk] *LMAO* boyinpanties, that's quite the nickname, someone really got way too into
the hand me downs
04/03/04 Hot_Tub
[FruityPebbles] holy shit , i just ran into a old boyfriend
[fraNk] with your car Fruity? I can't blame you, sometimes ex's are shitheads and need to be
run over
04/03/04 Hot_Tub
[unwind] hi amanda :)
[wotsits] hey dana
[bacardi] needs to see some breasts
[unwind] well
[bacardi] well what? got tits to show off
[unwind] loser
[SPIDERPHOENIX] Like take pics with your webcam dana
[unwind] no kipp
[fraNk] he likes that stuff!!!!
[carpentor] did i hear tits
[fraNk] no you didn't hear tits, tits don't make any noise
[starlitup] lol
[fraNk] unless a girl with big tits is jogging without a bra or shirt on, then they might make
slapping noises
[fraNk] but that's about it
[unwind] i hate when people talk to babies.. or dogs in this case...with that annoying baby
talk.
[unwind] i want to kick them.
[fraNk] My dog just gave me a paw job, it was fantastic
[starlitup] baby talk is the worst ever. i hate it.
[fraNk] I'm not sure where you learned to do that, doggy poo, you is such a good doggy
woggy, come here and give daddy waddy a paw job again
[AT_Riot] That's just wrong.....*L*
[unwind] haha fraNk, wtf
[fraNk] I wonder if a person can get into trouble for blowing their load on a dog's face? I
mean, if it isn't your dog
04/16/04 Hot_Tub
[kNarfo] Kipp, have you ever kissed another man?
[SPIDERPHOENIX] GO TO HELL FRANK
[kNarfo] seriously? YOU HAVE?
[amelia] well at least she should be sure now .. how cute are you SPIDER .. gimme a mental
pic
[amelia] cute like Porno over here .. or semi cute like fraNK on a really good day
[SPIDERPHOENIX] Yes amelia
[kNarfo] EAT THE CORN OUT OF MY CUTE POOP KIPP
[nascarnut] I'm sick of horses and the Kentucky Fucking Derby
[kNarfo] what is the Kentucky Fucking Derby? Is that just a fancy schmancy name for a
family reunion in Kentucky?
05/08/04 Hot_Tub
[ThongGnome] ohh. i got subway. hah.
[feta] i can't afford to buy anything. haha.
[ThongGnome] i havent had subway since...i quit, actually
[UsedTampon] feta will have sex with anyone for a case of kraft mac and cheese
[ThongGnome] i have a ton of subway stamps
[feta] thank god i don't work there anymore
[MRANTISOCIAL] I don't know if you could put away a 12 inch sub. . . Michele
[ThongGnome] just a sixer
[feta] i hate cooking
[UsedTampon] DANA IS A RETIRED SANDWICH ARTIST
[feta] i am
[demonic] i'd like to shove a subway snadwich in a chicks cunt....that would be funny
[demonic] somebody save me
[ThongGnome] hah no. i've done two 12inch subs in one sitting. (there are going to be sexual
inuendos coming up very quickly)
[UsedTampon] A TUNA SUBWAY SANDWICH?
[feta] hahaha
[feta] tuna is so gross
[feta] and subway tuna is like..10 percent tuna, 90 percent mayo haha
[demonic] yesh
[ThongGnome] it is! its so nasty.
[UsedTampon] THAT SEAFOOD SUB IS GROSS
[feta] yup. it is
[feta] that is also at least 60 percent mayo, 40 fake seafood
[demonic] i want a stem cell sub!
[fraNk] anyone here ever had sex with a vegetable?
[fraNk] please, don't be afraid to admit it
[fraNk] we all have our moments
[ThongGnome] so gross
[demonic] with or without the wheelchair?
[ThongGnome] i'm just going to sit here, eat, and press enter.
[fraNk] let me tell you, last week, I was sitting there with some peanut butter, naked, as
usual, and the dog was sitting in front of me wagging his tail, and I was like, wait a minute, I have an
idea, and I smeared the peanut butter all over... dammit, telephone, brb
[feta] you're a freak, fraNk hahah
[Legolas] LMAO @ frank*
05/22/04 Hot_Tub
[sexysarah] is it wierd to dream about sex with animals?
[sexysarah] I don't mean I would ever try it
[topo] i hear some people been talking me down
[sexysarah] I mean, is it wierd that it turns me on so much?
[topo] sarah go play with your dog and leave us alone
[sexysarah] no
[sexysarah] i won't do that
[sexysarah] just because it turns me on doesn't mean I'll do it
[togo] sexysarah I want you to do me ..I'm an animal..wild animal
[sexysarah] no togo, you are a desperate 12 year old boy
[RoadKing] hey sarah, do you use your strap on ass dildo onyour dog?
[topo] do it sarah i double dare you
[sexysarah] no
[sexysarah] one time my uncle was at our house for easter dinner
[sexysarah] wait, I'm not going to tell that story
[sexysarah] nevermind
[italpat] sexysarah i'm a little more mature than 12 i'm 17 j/k LMAO
[idaho1] well what animals are we talkin about here
[sexysarah] donkeys, horses, big dogs
[topo] i find most sarahs to be animal lovers AND liars
[sara_swet] hey shut up bi*ch
[togo] you are the girl sarah..go on
[italpat] i'm a very large dog i stand 6'3
[idaho1] my ex used to have lesbian dreams but she never had any lez leanings...so i guess
you can have animal fucking dreams without having animal fucking leanings in reality
[togo] i'm not for animals ..f_but for any females who want to fuck me with the strap on
01/11/04 Hot_Tub
[fraNk] I remember the night I lost my virginity
[fraNk] holy shit I must have gotten sprayed like 10 times with mace
[Legolas] LOL @ fraNk*
[dirty_old_man] lmao !!!!!
07/09/04 Hot_Tub
[FAT_fraNk] crappy, would you like to give me a hand job? I would be most thankful : )
[crappy] ok
[FAT_fraNk] would someone who is a hand model tell people, when she has a photo shoot,
that she is on her way to a 'hand job'?
[digitusmedius] lol @ frank
[PRECEDENT] i wouldn't phrase it that way FRANK
[crappy] lmao fraNk
[PaganDreams] *L* Probably fraNk
[topo] dont laugh at frank hes not that funny
07/14/04 Hot_Tub
[TaterTot8] it was like 90something with a head index of 115. It felt about 130 in the trailers
though.
[fraNk] wait, what were we talking about again?
[crappy] HEAD INDEX? wow
[fraNk] haha, HEAD INDEX, someone has cock on the brain
[HellaGirl] whats the head index?
[Kayce] what did fraNk score? lmao
[crappy] fraNk? Why, a 69 of course.
[TaterTot8] kjaklsdfsd GOSH DARNIT STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.
[fraNk] of course
[TaterTot8] THANKS.
[fraNk] too bad it was crappy's grandpa
[fraNk] and his old wrinkled balls
[fraNk] bahahahahha
[Kayce] lmao
[fraNk] I never knew the hair on the balls got grey too
[crappy] rofl
[Kayce] doesn't it just fall out?
[layla] okay. smoothy time.
[fraNk] no, layla, crappy's grandpa's balls are NOT smooth, they are wrinkled as all hell
[layla] you have not seen stormynorm's nudes then.
[layla] okay.
[Kayce] ewwww layla
[layla] haha
[crappy] HAHAHA!!!!
[fraNk] stormynorm is crappy's grandpa? OH GOD, poor crappy
[malta_girl] wat doin all
[fraNk] malta, we are talking about your hairy nipples on your boobies
[Zinart] who the hell in their right mind looks at wrinkled balls
[Kayce] some grandma Zinart?
[fraNk] oh god Zinart, crappy's grandfather has the most amazing wrinkled balls, he was
going down the water slide naked at 6 flags and everyone had to stop and look, I just wanted to lick
them, mmmm yah
[eVonne] yup.... need to get everybody to chill out more... who wants margiritas?
[eVonne] non for u frank.... u've been very naughty...
[fraNk] I don't want your damn margaritas, you made them with antifreeze because you are
psychotic and trying to kill everyone
[Kayce] oh fraNk his margaritas will put hair on your chest and other parts.. be a man! lmao
[ThabiusWinslow] Magaritas with anti-freeze. How baroque
08/15/04 Hot_Tub
[singledad1] sucking your nipples as i move my hips in and out fucking you fast rythim
[fraNk] wow, singledad is fucking me
[fraNk] great, he didn't even take me out to dinner first, I got screwed over again
[stupified] that's beautiful .. at least he remembers how he became a single dad
[fraNk] hahaha stupi
08/15/04 Hot_Tub
[ThePhreak] YES NEW ALBUM OUT SOON BY GARBAGE
[StealingBabies] Oh, excellent. I'm sure their two fans are excited.
08/21/04 /who Bar
DragonsPoison 209.206.236 Bar
Electra 12.3.177 Bar look below for a gay ass comment
Kaidyn ##68.147.104## Bar FriendsAreLikeAngelsWithoutWings
fraNk 68.99.29 Bar no, look above, she aint talkin about me
lesbians_only 24.65.97 Bar
shane 203.4.250 Bar
08/30/04 Hot_Tub
[GettingFat24F] anybody wanna chat?
[Jorrun] you are STILL not fat yet,GettingFat? get eating!!!