5/31/00 Teens16_19

[Lint] any hot russians here
[Socc3rGuy] hot russians *L* thats a 1st for alamak

5/31/00 Teens16_19

[Minion] ME, YOU WILL WORSHIP ME, DO NOT DISOBEY!!
[DixieWetsworth] MINION you are cute, but you are full of crap!
[Minion] I'm full of crap? no way, I just took a dump

5/31/00 Forest

* ElmTree takes off Pez's pants lovingly
[Pez] See?
[jonny] HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH@Pezy
* ElmTree is disgusted by the monthly Fred and runs and dives into the pond
[jonny] omg
[Ruby] never heard it called the monthy fred before *snickers*
*** redeemed (216.208.105) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[ElmTree] redeemed, have you ever danced with the tree in the pale moon light?
[ElmTree] I ask that of all my sexual partners, redeemed, lets do it like they do on the discovery
channel, cuz you and me ain't nothin but vegetables
*** Signoff SilverBlue (#207.34.98#) (Well that's nice.).
*** Signoff Pez (#152.163.213#) (Tit tot deely mot, ever lasting mealy cot, in the age of supermen,
large intestines and gential warts, celebrate sheep acne, harass the living flock of me! Dumb, eh?).
[Fenchurch] weird
[ElmTree] wierd is right, SilverBlue and Pez must be going for a quickie
[jonny] ummmmm...wtf@pez
[Fenchurch] guess so
[jonny] i should go check my messages...
*** Signoff jonny (198.161.206).
[ElmTree] yah, whatever jonny, she is going to watch, perverted freak
[Fenchurch] sheesh
[Fenchurch] well i think I will go watch too
*** Signoff Fenchurch (154.5.113).
[ElmTree] I'll go watch too then *grabs the hand lotion* uhm, cuz I have dry skin yah
*** Signoff ElmTree (209.50.5).

5/31/00 Forest

[RipUranus] Hello friends, my name is Rip, and I come from a planet many light years from here
[Mysteria] i love spanish cause its so easy to learn
[RipUranus] i love spanish women with thier dark hairy armpits
[Mysteria] my dad is spanish/portuguese.. and my mom is polish soo.. growin up was wierd..
[RipUranus] I bet you ate a lot of sausage tacos
[AshenSouls] Heh, people here wanna use the phone (single line) I better get off for now
[RipUranus] NO , you tell those bastards to go get a cell phone!!
[Symbioter] Christ.
[RipUranus] Yes my child, are you in need of spiritual guidance??
[Symbioter] Holy annoying.
[RipUranus] my son, I am not here to annoy you, just accept me as your personal savior so I don't
have to whoop your ass
[AshenSouls] It'd be cool to learn the major spoken dialects of the world. Alas .. . not enough time in
life to do it
[RipUranus] I would like to learn to speak an ancient dialect spoken by no one, that way I can just
say gibberish and everyone will think I'm incredibly smart
[Symbioter] Just make up you're own language and blab off at the mouth, people might think you're
either really smart or incredibly schizophrenic.
[RipUranus] Hold one while I begin speaking in Aremic
[Mysteria] ok.. WHY the hell do you keep comin back here? DONT you get it the first time?
[Symbioter] Shut your fat face, Mysteria.
[RipUranus] oooh, that wasn't very nice *awaits the retort* this is sort of like tennis you know
[Mysteria] yah yah.. im workin on it moron
[Symbioter] Fault!
[Symbioter] My serve. You must make funny and witty remarks, not lame and pathetic. *thomp*
[Mysteria] ohh.. but why waste my time on you?
[Mysteria] *ace*
[Symbioter] And Mysteria forfeits! Yes. Another one for Agassi.
[Mysteria] and agassi is a bald dickhead
[Symbioter] Wow the game's over yet she keeps making faults. Goodness.
[RipUranus] I would like to meet a lovely french girl and introduce her to some american sausage
[RipUranus] perhaps we could cook it in her little sauce pan, but I would have to really stuff it in
there to make it fit
[RipUranus] Thank you for calling, if you speak engish press one, espeak espaniol, quatro, if you
cannot understand what I am saying, go fuck yourself, because that isn't insulting if you can't comprehend it
[Symbioter] Somehow I don't believe that, Rip. You talk but I think the only action you get is
whacking your "american tootsie roll" and looking at some whore's text in your buffer. Probably a 50 year old
guy anyway.
[RipUranus] Symbioter, are you honestly trying to drag me into this? seriously, let me know if you
are, otherwise I'll just sit here in Xena's hammock and enjoy the surroundings, but if you are up on being made
to look like an ass, let me know
[Symbiotic] Hang on... give me a moment. I think I may have the slight feeling of starting to get the
impression of my mind beginning to think about being somewhat scared. But I'm not sure.
[RipUranus] That isn't a feeling of being scared, that is your single brain cell realizing that he has
never had anyone remotely like him around for his entire existence, most men would die at this moment, but
unfortunately, you are too stupid even for that
[RipUranus] come on, put down the vaseline, sister dating incest boy, and chat with me
[RipUranus] I can only imagine the plethora of steamy shit that is streaming from his fingers onto
the main at about anymoment now
[Mysteria] i'm laughing
[Mysteria] i dont laugh alot either
[Symbiotic] Probably sounds like a mule farting.
[RipUranus] you would know what a mule farting sounds like, probably burned your nuts while you
were fucking him
[Mysteria] *laughs really hard*
[Symbiotic] Yeah something like that. By the way, your mother says she "loves you". You know in
that special mule-fucking way that you and her share.
[RipUranus] I sometimes feel bad, thinking that invalid morons are left behind and have no ability to
surf the net, then I see someone like Symbiotic come online, and I realize it would be better if they honestly
didn't have a way to get online, it certainly depletes the cyber gene pool
[Mysteria] *laughs* .. oh god.. stop it.. im gonna pee myself soon
[Symbiotic] I'm sure you've even blown your load in the cyber-gene pool too. Getting all those cyber-
good looking girls cyber-pregnant. You cyber-dog. ;-)
[RipUranus] say, did your mom ever get that whole beached whale fiasco worked out? Damn, that
would have been embarressing, go to the beach to lay out and get harpooned by a passing japanese trawler,
yikes!!
[Symbiotic] You can't even spell. Haha. That was lame.
[RipUranus] ooh, now we are a spelling teacher?? Excellent!! Give me a fucking gold star!! I would
shoot you if you were my english teacher, just like the florida kid
[Symbiotic] Wow the creativity in the Forest is really lacking tonight.
*** Symbiotic (24.67.27) has left location Forest
[RipUranus] thank god, once you leave you will raise the creativity and intelligence level in here by
some 75 odd percentage points

5/31/00 Forest

[RipUranus] no comprehende kicko?
[Pez] haha
[RipUranus] el rejoico?
[Afridity] PEZ! *tackles*
[RipUranus] el pez homosexuo? *L*
[Pez] My Ops expire in 15 days.
[RipUranus] el credit cardo? comprende renewo?
[RipUranus] Pez become usero?
[Afridity] *kicks the anus* be quiet
[RipUranus] That isn't "the" anus. that is "Ur" anus
[RipUranus] if you kicked "Ur" anus you are very talented
[Pez] El douche franko makeo lieo anda comeo back...o.
*** RipUranus is now known as El_Dicko.
* El_Dicko plunders Afidity's cavo
[Afridity] *snickers* ohh that felt so good
*** adams (#205.188.199#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[El_Dicko] adams, let's forget the formalities okay, would you like to suckle me?
*** adams (#205.188.199#) has left location Forest
[El_Dicko] adams never answered me, how horrifically disappointing, but he didn't say no either,
this means hope for El Dicko in the future perhaps? I think yes

5/31/00 Forest

[El_Dicko] You know what, I am going to make a lovely story, but replace some of the words with
other words, here we go
[El_Dicko] Pez stopped over at Nell's house, it had been months since he had first met her, layed his
eyes on her golden hair, and admired her set of elbows
[El_Dicko] Nell saw Pez at the door, she too had admired him mutually, and longed to have his
finger in her mouth
[El_Dicko] Pez saw Nell come to the door, and felt a twitch in his finger, Nell looked down and
noticed his finger rising
[El_Dicko] Nell could feel her ear getting wet just thinking about his finger, and invited him in for a
drink, and perhaps more
[Afridity] *giggles*
* Wakko humps Pez's knee
[Pez] The me in the story is gonna get in on with Nell, the me in the Forest is getting his knee raped
[El_Dicko] Pez came in and sat down, his finger was uncomfortably engorged however and it made
it difficult to sit still, Nell noticed this, and helped him by exposing his finger, and rubbing it lightly against the
outer edge of her ear, her ear was sopping now
[Wakko] hehehe rapes Pez's knee mmmmmmyyyyeaaa
[Wakko] hey its big and hard
[Afridity] *lmao*
[Pez] I've got knees like a horse, I do.
[El_Dicko] Pez removed Nell's shirt, exposing her perky elbows, he gently ran his tongue along her
elbow and then the other, as she moaned for joy
[Pez] I'd much rather lick Nell's elbows than have Wakko hump my knee.
[El_Dicko] Pez could feel Nell's elbows against his bare chest, for Nell's elbows were larger than
some girls her age, for at 11 years old, she was quite developed. Although Pez was 33 and technically her
uncle, the though of having his finger pounding her aching ear was just too intoxicating to resist
[Afridity] eleven?! *lmao*
[Afridity] oohh mah uncle's finger in my ear *shivers in delight*
[Afridity] *curls up in Uncle Pez's lap*
* Pez snickers.* Incest: The game the whole family can play.
[El_Dicko] Pez slowly removed Nell's ear muffs, and whistled, there was no hair on her ear
[Pez] Oh good. I hate hairy ears.
[Pez] I have very sensitive fingers, you know.
[El_Dicko] Pez massaged her ear and ran his tongue deep inside as Nell shook with trembling
quakes of unbridled desire
[El_Dicko] Nell took his finger in her mouth and suckled it gently, as a newborn calf would
[Mysteria] he has calf issues
[Pez] I think it's more the calves has issues with him.
[El_Dicko] Then came the moment they had both dreamt of, as Pez slowly slid his finger into her
ear, she winced momentarily as the pain came, but then a flood of pleasure racked her to her very existence as
her whole body seemed to shiver
[El_Dicko] Pez stopped, his finger imbedded all the way into her ear, and waited till she was
ready, Nell let him know as she moved her head back and forth and his ear begin sliding in and out, at a
medium pace
[Afridity] *falls off her chair laughing*
[El_Dicko] Pez picked up the pace, slamming his finger into Nell's ear at insane speeds, you could
almost see a fire starting from the friction, then suddenly, he groaned, and she screamed bloody murder, and it
was over, they smoked cigarettes, ate some chinese, and left

5/31/00 Forest

[El_Dicko] what if you had a june bug, that would be fun inside of you
[El_Dicko] can you imagine it buzzing around and biting you
[El_Dicko] I would never have sex with a giant praying mantis, does anyone here know why?
[Pez] Get your head cut off?
[Wakko] they eat their husband
[El_Dicko] Yes, they eat thier lover, talk about a pathetic end to a one night stand *oh baby, that was
great* Well sweetheart, the night is just beginning ROWOAARURURURUADCHOMP*

6/01/00 Forest

[fraNk] hello everyone
[Inkling] Hiya Fwankie!
[ElectricAgony] hi frank!
[ElectricAgony] mostly everyone is gone
[Inkling] most of me is here...
[fraNk] I would say only about four percent of me is here

6/01/00 Bulletin Board

michael (#209.250.65#) Thu Jun 1 08:36:08 PDT 2000
when cutting the grass.. turn off the lawn mower when anyone approaches

Minion (209.50.5) Thu Jun 1 09:43:20 PDT 2000
What?? What is this nonsense michael??? When I see someone approach I rev the mower up to full throttle and
chase them

michael (#209.250.65#) Thu Jun 1 09:45:45 PDT 2000
when you have a lingering guest and they don't respond to subtle hints that the party is over.. get out the
vacuum cleaner and start vacuuming

Minion (209.50.5) Thu Jun 1 09:57:53 PDT 2000
I prefer the chain saw myself, and start hacking away on whatever piece of furniture they happen to be sitting
on, and if standing, carve up the floor around them

6/01/00 Forest

[catgirl03] sorry bout the typo
[Afridity] you should be sorry
[Afridity] now get down and give me fifty
[FLUFFYSHIT] be AFRAID OF THE CAT SHE ATE A PIECE OF ME
[FLUFFYSHIT] cATGIRL NEEDS ME
[catgirl03] no, i already really have a stocker, don't want another!
[Afridity] stocker?
[Afridity] is that somebody who stocks all your shelves or something?

6/01/00 Teens16_19

[FLUFFYSHIT] breuHJREHTGFHREWT
[FLUFFYSHIT] RTHSKEHRDKGF
[HoJu] FLUFFYSHIT> SHIT IS NOT FLUFFY IT HAS A QUITE LUMPY AND CORNY
TEXTURE TO IT.!
* LillyFlower Is a 18yr old female From Winnipeg,Manitoba,Canada I am 5'8" 105lbs slim chin
length (almost shoulder) Durtyblond hair Hazel/blue eyes Very Sweet & Sexy Msg Me If I Intreast You ;)
[LiveFreeOrDie] LillyFlower I'll chat with you if you ever figure out how to spell.

6/01/00 Cellar

[Yalsmo] Hello all of everyone
[Yalsmo] Hello all of Jorrun who is loving Ruby
[Ruby] huh??
[Jorrun] huh,Yalsmo?
[Yalsmo] you love making to Ruby yes Jorrun?
[Yalsmo] I not think that too bad, maybe you have fun no?
[Ruby] no he's not
[Ruby] at least not that I am aware of
* wolfboy cleans himself
[Noitcilffa] you love speaking english, yes Yalsmo?
[shadesofnight] english please
[Yalsmo] I am speak good English like many American say "oh Yalsmo, you English so good"
[Noitcilffa] THEY LIED TO YOU!!
[Jorrun] STRANGE Ylasmo
[wolfboy] ANYBODY WANT TO CLEAN MY CROUCH
[Yalsmo] Yalsmo not know what mean by say "crouch???
* LoupGaroux splays her arms wide* it's ME!
[Yalsmo] Me think LoupGaroux have pretty face, perhaps take off shirt and Yalsmo say hi hi
* LoupGaroux looks @ Yalsmo* ?
[Yalsmo] Yes Loup look upon Yalsmo feel very sexy oh yes
[porcelina] argh these infernal people stealing my nick.. *grumbles*
[Yalsmo] Yalsmo never take you nick and not like you try say he do porcelina, making Yalsmo sad
boo hoo cry cry long time
[porcelina] not you Yalsmo!! *hugs*
* Ruby beats Yalsmo with a pointy stick*
[Yalsmo] ouch, why hit Yalsmo, who mean no harm to americans, me nice to all persons, thanks
porcelina
[Ruby] yyyrrrvrdrdfffffgggghhhhjhuujjkiiiiiiiiiiiii
[Ruby] lkiuuuuooui9i9iiimsaaq2ggnn
[Ruby] nvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
[Jorrun] Ruby is POSESSED
[Ruby] gtttttttttyttyyyyy
[Yalsmo] me no like Ruby person constant babble, medicine not working no?
* ShadowRaven jumps up and eyes wolfboy then prances about the cellar sniffing for food
[Yalsmo] Yalsmo no understand prances, ShadowRaven?
* Dade points and laughes at SR
[Yalsmo] Yalsmo think Dade look too hot, maybe pants come off and fun time start?
* Dade pokes Yalsmo
[Yalsmo] Yalsmo stare longlingly at Dade, who have taut hiney and joyous rumple
* Joolee drags Dade off to the corner*
[Yalsmo] me not like that, think Joolee try and keep Dade all for one person and not share, make
Yalsmo sad
* Joolee is greedy that way*
[Yalsmo] Yalsmo think maybe see Joolee in bikini panty and that all, and maybe Yalmso build fine
tent in pants
[Joolee] oh hell
[Joolee] *laughs and sits in Dade's lap*
[Yalsmo] me not stupid foreigner, as all see by good english Yalsmo speak and giant rooster he have
in pants
[Alessandra] is bored
[Yalsmo] Yalsmo have cure for Alessandra boredom, perhaps Yalsmo have mustache to tickle you
thighs?
[Jorrun] FINE
[Yalsmo] me like Jorrun, think he so sexy in thong and no shirt yes
[Nephratarie] he's mad at me...everyone is freaking mad at me...
[Yalsmo] Yalsmo not mad at Nephratarie, she fine, maybe she take picture of love canal and mail to
Yalsmo in email at www.yalsmo.com?
[flirty14] any boyz wanna chat???
[Yalsmo] me think flirty14 cute, and legal in Yalsmo home country
*** flirty14 (209.158.10) has left location Cellar
[Yalsmo] but too bad, like little bird, flirty14 fly away leave Yalsmo cry boo hoo hoo
[Nephratarie] I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE... *had to vent*
[Yalsmo] Yalsmo not understand word "FUCKING"
[Nephratarie] NOTHING EVER WORKS OUT FOR ME!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN
[Yalsmo] Yalsmo take off Nephratarie pants and whistle happily, fun time for all
* Joolee zips her lips*
[Yalsmo] mmm, me unzip the vertical lips
* Joolee laughs*

6/01/00 Teens16_19

*textbook example of how not to greet the room*

[oggye] any niggers wanna chat
[Fleagle] you are a sick sick person oggye
[Minion] bye oggye *waves*
***Kick oggye by Idol (racial slur)