03/05/06 Hot_Tub

*** cognito (#216.197.224#) Hot_Tub / cognito appears and hops into the Hot Tub
naked!!!
[cognito] fraNkles
[fraNk] YO COG!!
[cognito] i'm still all giddy over last night
[fraNk] what happened last night?
[cognito] saskatchewan has this big thing every year called telemiracle.... where for 20 hours
they take donations to help disabled people in the province and me and 3 other people from work went
[fraNk] oh wow, so they got enough donations for you to get a wish? What are you going to
do? Take a trip, get a 4 wheeler? Have sex with Alec Baldwin?

03/06/06 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] what does he mean, no one lies about anything on here, DaniBaby reminded me of
that last night *L*
[fraNk] fun, fun times in the Alamak Hills 90210, as Brandon gets his teacher pregnant and
fraNk fights abusive operators
[fraNk] this Triple6 (BitterMelty) wants to be on the comm really bad, to 'hunt pedophiles',
because he gets sick of people taking all his action.
[dogpoop] sounds like another fucktard
[fraNk] *Triple6* (#192.197.54#) Look, don't tell me what to do. I kick them out because
they end up taking away all the prospective young chatters that I want to cyber with.
[dogpoop] *L* kNarf
[Triple6] Yeaaaa....ok, Frankie
[fraNk] you lost me at hello
[Triple6] You need a life
[fraNk] *Triple6* (#192.197.54#) I do NOT have a problem, don't talk to me like that. I don't
talk to boys under the age of 12, just girls
[Triple6] MAN, you need a life.
[fraNk] *Triple6* (#192.197.54#) You call me michael jackson again and I'm going to try to
get you suspended!!
[fraNk] *Triple6* (#192.197.54#) WHO THE FUCK IS R KELLY?
[dogpoop] i wanna pee pee in your poo poo
[fraNk] *Triple6* (#192.197.54#) I haven't peed on any junior high girls in months, you
asshole!
[Pebbles] ohh geesh what the fuck is going on here fraNk?
[fraNk] we are chatting, Pebbles
[fraNk] it's this new thing people do on the internet, it's sort of fun
[fraNk] all you have to have is a computer, an internet connection, and a brain
[Pebbles] Casey didn't seriously send you those messages, right?

03/06/06 Hot_Tub

[dogpoop] all that crazy little girl from The Ring wanted was a mommy. . .and some
conditioner

03/07/06 Hot_Tub

[moongoon] CALL THE COPS
[POLICE] Frank If You Have Any Problems You Can Talk To Alanet About It.....
[dogpoop] I don't want to point fingers, but you are a crazy.
*** Ops fraNk (#195.229.14#).
*** Kick POLICE by fraNk (using capital letters to start out every word, entering a
conversation to which your intellectual capacity is far too inferior, you have been targeted for
elimination... BZZZZZZZT BRRRRRRRAPPPPPPP ELIMINATION SUCCESSFUL!!).
[fraNk] oops, I didn't mean that : )
[LaFemme] lol fraNk
*** KICK WARNING User fraNk warned by oldflower 10054 ( Hot_Tub ) for (abuse of
ops)
[dogpoop] LOL

03/07/06 Hot_Tub

[GoonVestite] *** Signoff DaniGoddess (#205.251.58#) (I'm fake niggers)!

03/07/06 Hot_Tub

* fraNk leaps up out of a secret Hot_Tub hole and stab zeP in the ear with a carrot!!
[fraNk] how's my honey bunny?
* zeP is put into a vegetative state.*

03/12/06 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] I’m Ron Burgandy?
[ToddExpired] DAMNIT WHO PUT A QUESTION MARK ON THE TELEPROMPTER
[Kayce] you are Ron Burgandy?
[cheesegrater] Who the fuck is Ron Burgundy?
[idiotsavant] slashkick fraNk It's Burgundy.
[fraNk] HEY EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!! RON BURGANDY IS ON!!
[cheesegrater] Oh, that movie Willl Ferrell made
[Sean] i bought that movie.. ACTUALLY , i rented it and it sat in my car till i bought it..
according to Blockbuster
[Kayce] it wasn't that good Sean
[Sean] yes, i dont keep the good ones in my car
[fraNk] I AM TRAPPED IN A GLASS CHAT ROOM OF EMOTION!!
[idiotsavant] I hate it when Blockbuster phones with those important reminders. Damn
automated voices.
[idiotsavant] I never watched Anchorman.
[Sean] want it? ive got it on dvd.
[Sean] it in my car
[delusional] who needs blockbuster when you have torrents?
[idiotsavant] I rent the movies. and then rip them to DVD.
[idiotsavant] I only use torrents for movies that aren't worth renting.
[fraNk] What? You have torrents? I think I FUCK FACE might also HORSE TITTIES BIG
VAGINA have that.
[delusional] you know.. because of people like you... our actors and actresses can only buy 4
bentleys..
[fraNk] it's people like you that force our actors and actresses to settle on prime rib instead of
caviar. HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO LIVE LIKE THAT?
[delusional] hell, i can afford prime rib, and i ask bum's for money
* delusional gives becca a pirate hat*
* idiotsavant wears the pirate hat with pride
[idiotsavant] arrrgh, me mateys. shiver me timbers.

03/12/06 Yahoo Messenger

Mink: I'd support you no matter what
Mink: unless you decided to go on a random killing spree... then I might stop you hehe
fraNk: well, what if there is a good reason? *L*
Mink: random? *L*
fraNk: yah, I hate people in hondas
fraNk: or is that not random enough?
Mink: I suppose if we had a situation like Shaun of the Dead then I would let you
fraNk: those aren't people, they are zombies, dammit
Mink: well
Mink:they WERE people
fraNk: and if they are in hondas, well, then they are zombies in hondas, and that's going to be
more than enough reason to kill them!!
Mink: you can lop off their heads and feel no guilt because they're already dead
fraNk: especially if they try and race us, if there's anything I hate, it's zombie ricers
Mink: *L*
Mink: there are quite a few wierd cars here
fraNk: I would feel no guilt because they are driving lawnmowers sans the blade around.
Mink: a lot of the ordies drive trucks though
fraNk: stupid fucking wannabe racer zombies
fraNk: they'd probably have their seats all leaned back and be dressed up like punk shit
ganstas
fraNk: damn I hate wannabe ricer punk ass gangsta zombies driving hondas

03/14/06 Hot_Tub

*** jambu (166.121.36) Hot_Tub / jambu appears and hops into the Hot Tub
naked!!!
[jambu] hai..everyone!!
[fraNk] HEY JIMBO YOU OLE FUCK YOU!
[fraNk] wait, WTF?? IS THAT ASIAN JIMBO???

03/14/06 Hot_Tub

[ben] dirt gets trap in hair where a man shits fecies there and under the arms the hair causes
body odor where the underarm deodorant wont stick so in away woman can smell it if there is hair
there
[zeP] My asshairs are Teflon-coated. Shit goes flying off.
[nate] ben is obviously suffering from mental retardation
[bronzedbabe] WHO FUCKING CARES BEN *L* don't lick arseholes for a living then
[sevensmom] zep..lol
[Laura] :/ gross.
[bronzedbabe] hahah zeP

03/14/06 Hot_Tub

[nate] joe.. lets get tanked up at 6am, and then go highschool hopping
[HeyJoe] 15'll get you 20, nate
[nate] we will go for the 16 year olds
[nate] here in california, i think if the parents say its ok, after 16, then its ok.. *L*
[HeyJoe] OK, deal
[sevensmom] well, I cant understand why any GROWN male would want a 15 yr old
anyway
[AMERICANMADE] Don't worry, nate....It doesn't count if you're drunk!! The law will
understand*L*
[HeyJoe] lol
[nate] *L* AMERICANMADE!! YES MAN YES!! Because if YOU cant remember it, then
it didnt really happen. hehe
[HeyJoe] Wassup, Todd?
[fraNk] I had sex with a 15 year old the other day
[fraNk] I hope that's not a bad thing
[nate] did you club her over the head with your AK and drag her off into the bushes, fraNk?
[fraNk] it was a cocker spaniel
[bronzedbabe] hahaha fraNk
[fraNk] he could hardly walk, he was so old, that's 105 in human years you know?
[sevensmom] still...ewwww
[zeP] Heh.
[zeP] Cocker.

03/15/06 Hot_Tub

[Nicki] Footboy get with it
* Footboy gives Nicki a foot bath, followed by a pumice stone rub...
[Nicki] mmmm feeling good now
* Jumper rubs his pummice stone
[Nicki] lol jumper
[Jumper] me feel good too.
[Nicki] I bet it does!
* Footboy rubs each of Nicki's toes...
* Nicki moans
* Footboy continues rubbing Nicki's toes...
[Nicki] speed it up Footboy

03/17/06 Hot_Tub

[sweetcowgurl19] 19.f....any guys wanna let me watch u jack off on ur cam even though i
dont have one??
[Carlyy] someone kick that cow for soliciting
*** Ops fraNk (#195.229.14#).
*** KICK WARNING User sweetcowgurl19 warned by fraNk 181371 ( Hot_Tub ) for
(MOOOOOOliciting)

03/18/06 Hot_Tub

[jackienz] americans know how to fuck it up 4 every one else!!!!!!!11
[fraNk] jackienz, a simple thank you will suffice : )
[mkndaloot420] omg i wish there was sumone here to help defend my country... any
americans besides me?
[bronzedbabe] hahahah i couldn't give a shit how much you stick up for your country, i
would never go there, and don't like what it's all about
[fraNk] I think bronzedbabe's bullshit attitudes and comments are going to get australia
invaded : )
[fraNk] by me and 3 buddies in a rubber dingy
[BloodANgel] lol bronzed doesn't live in aus
[bronzedbabe] nope, not Australian
[ape] BOMB AUSTRALIA
[bronzedbabe] stupid fuck *L*
[fraNk] I didn't say she was australian, I merely said I was going to bomb Australia
[shane] even if you invaded aussie we'd be too pissed to care
[ape] AUSTRALIANS ARE TROUBLEMAKERS
[fraNk] SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN YOUR SILLY COMMENTS GET AN
INNOCENT COUNTRY FUCKING KILLED!

03/20/06 Hot_Tub

*** Ops fraNkardo (#195.229.14#).
*** KICK WARNING User Laura warned by fraNkardo 3665 ( Hot_Tub ) for (racist
comments she's about to make)
[Laura] hahahaha
[bronzedbabe] hahahahaha
[fraNkardo] MWAHAHAHHAHA!!
[LaFemmeKitten] LMFAO
[LaFemmeKitten] best kick ever
[idiotsavage] hahaha
[Laura] fucking nigger
[fraNkardo] SEE!! that wasn't abuse, she said it! I was just doing a preemptive strike!
[fraNkardo] I also predict I'm going to get kick warned
[fraNkardo] I give it 10 seconds
[Laura] 1
[bronzedbabe] 2
[LaFemmeKitten] 3
[nate] 4
[Laura] still no warning?
[LaFemmeKitten] 5
[Laura] 6
[Laura] 7
[nate] 7
[nate] bitch
[Laura] 8910!
*** KICK WARNING User fraNkardo warned by Lurch 1097 ( me ) for (abuses of ops that
youve already done...)
[fraNkardo] hahah, close
[Laura] hahahha
[bronzedbabe] hahahahhahaha well, they took their time with that one

03/21/06 Hot_Tub

[hottie69] i wanna call you biotch duh?? what the hell do you care??
[BloodAngel] im MS bitch not biotch
[fraNk] micro soft bitch?
[BloodAngel] *L* fraNk thats right
[fraNk] "Download MS Bitch 6.2, now with Ultra Cunt features
[jessika] im going to med
[fraNk] don't overdose
[Funnel] med away, baby.
[jessika] med?
[jessika] bed.