2/22/00 Think_Café

[Ruby] divorce court was all re-enactments.. not REAL like Judge Judy *LMAO*
[fraNk] can you imagine an argument in thier house, judge judy and her husband, "YOU ARE OUT
OF ORDER< PASS THE POTATOES" "LET ME SPEAK< YOU ARE IN MY KITCHEN, AND I WILL
NOT TOLERATE YOUR DISRESPECT< I FIND YOU IN CONTEMPT OF KITCHEN!! 500 DOLLAR
FINE!!!
[MondoCane] Judy's about the most prejudicial, assuming, unfair person I've ever seen. It's like
professional wrestling and she's the villain.. total setup.
[fraNk] MondoCane, you are so right, as soon as she makes up her mind that the earth is flat, noone
will tell her different even if she flies around the world in a friggin balloon

2/24/00 Think_Café *discussing a name for a new room*

[Minion] how about RubysHouseOfPassion?
[Ruby] no one would go there, for sure, Minion
[prissy] Michael, just name it Wallstreet for now, you CAN always change the name later if you get
grief over it~
[Minion] I would be offended by the name Wallstreet, because to me it implies that the imperialistic
nature of the facist dog America is in control of the room *snicker*
[Kahuna] WallStreet implies stock talk
[Minion] stalk talk??? *picks an ear of corn and throws it at Kahuna*

2/24/00 ThoughtShop

*** Minion (#209.50.5#) ThoughtShop Grab a coffee and exercise your mind
[Yeshua] Minion...is...Orienz?
[michael] no minion doesn't = orienz
[michael] although minion might like that.. haha
[Minion] YESHUA, YOU WILL DIE FOR THAT!!!
[BigKAHUNA] Yeshua frankly I think Minion is not Orientz
[Yeshua] hates dying...
[Ruby] I knew he was gonna go postal
[Ruby] hee hee
* Minion calms down and eats a banana
[michael] wonders how many bananas minion can stuff into his mouth at once
[Minion] mmmfffffff *translation* that is a good question, I'm up to 17

*later on, same day*

* The_Troll tears Rinoa limb from limb!!! (23)
* The_Troll waves goodbye to Rinoa, who is dying in a fit of agony!!!
[Rinoa] goodbye
***The_Troll is now known as fraNk.
[silverlining] frank is michael ?
[michael] he is?
* BigKAHUNA kick silverlining for equating frank with michael
[fraNk] *L* what the hell is wrong with you people???
[fraNk] don't you know I'm John
[Ruby] I am fraNk! Hah

3/02/00 Forest

*** atp (152.38.16) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
[atp] good eve everyone
[kNarf] good adam, atp
[atp] yuck yuck yuck... always one in every crowd*S
*** Signoff atp (152.38.16).

3/03/00 Forest

[Skemono] The squirrels combined their powers and Digivolved into MegaSquirrelamon, who
crushed the young man beneath its giant, furry, tail!

3/03/00 Socko Chat

[fraNk] wellwell well, hello there folks, and welcome to the chat, I am fraNk, and tonite, I shall be
your guide!!!
[Lucky] you wish buddy you're not even an OP
[fraNk] that is okay, I'm here to help you understand how the chat works
[Lucky] if i din't know how the chat works why do you think im an OP idiot
[Lucky] well do you have an answer to that moron ?
[fraNk] I'm sorry that you are an Op idiot
[fraNk] I'm a happy user
[fraNk] and very well informed on the workings of the chat
[Lucky] i was calling you an idiot you freak
[fraNk] for instance, did you know that some lag is caused by solar flares?
[Lucky] if you're so informed on how the chat works then how come you're not an OP ?
[Lucky] who the hell cares i freaking don't
[fraNk] well, you should, there are many things about the chat that you could be brought up to speed
on
[Lucky] i don't care if i did care do you think i would be chating here ?
*Lucky punches fraNk in the face for being an ass
[Lucky] heres what i think of your solar flares take that solar flare and shine it up real nice and pretty
and stick that sona bitch up your candy ass
[Lucky] now waht you goota say about that !!!!!!!!!
[fraNk] now now now, you don't have to be upset that a smart user like me is here showing you how
to use the chat : )
[Lucky] it don't matter what you gotta say about that
*** fraNk is being warned by Lucky for ( stop being so annoying )

*** The room has been cleared!!

[Lucky] now what you gotta say about me warning you ???????
[fraNk] did you also know that prolonged exposure to the internet can make your keyboard sticky?
[Lucky] if you smell what the rock is cooking
[Lucky] who the FUCK cares i sure and hells don't
[Lucky] iiIii sit on it and rotate
***Login: Pi (129.130.98) / Welcome to SockoChat!!!
[Pi] hahah u shodnt jack off on ur keybord
[fraNk] That is why I say keep some tissues handy, and then you will be Lucky IRL
***Login: EenyMeanieMage (208.6.78) / Welcome to SockoChat!!!
[Pi] hahah i rox
[fraNk] Pi, welcome to the chat, I will be your guide, would you like any help tonite? *hugs*

*** Font color set to: LuckyBlowsGoats

[EenyMeanieMage] Hey fraNk I heard you wanted some more information about the net
[Pi] i ned 2 no stuff bout teh caht.. like.. how do i rok ppl?
[fraNk] Hey, do you like my color Pi?
***Login: dungbeetle (205.188.196) / Welcome to SockoChat!!!
***Login: belldandy (24.216.127) / Welcome to SockoChat!!!
[EenyMeanieMage] Why lucky did you know that 9 out of every ten Net Users will suffer
degradation of their penis?
[fraNk] Hello EenyMeanie, welcome to the chat, you can use /msg at any time to personal message
someone, I am the designated welcome guy today!!
[Lucky] maybe have you thought im a female you fucking freak
[fraNk] OUCH!! are you serious Mage?
[EenyMeanieMage] *nods his head* very serious.and lucky if you aren't careful you might grow one
to degradate!
[dungbeetle] Lucky, your name drives me wild...please, rape me. Hard and long.
[Pi] i bet u like taht kinkee stuff huh lkucky
[EenyMeanieMage] You know 1 out of every 1,000,242 users suffer from radiation!
[dungbeetle] I BEG of you...please...invade my virgin anus...
[fraNk] you are one Lucky female to have me and Mage and Pi here, cuz between us, we have the
endowment of a blue whale!!
[Lucky] great its the mother fucking hackers again
[dungbeetle] Sodomy is good for the colon, ya know.
[fraNk] I have heard that nearly one out of every two people having sex is a female
[Lucky] you wish you moron losers i already have a boyfriend
[EenyMeanieMage] I don't fuck my mother..well..not recently anyways..did you know that 6 out of
every 10 males have fantasies involving their mothers?
[fraNk] well, I don't know about dungbeetler, but I have never participated in copulation with my
maternal provider
[Pi] u r a boy and u have a boyfriend? hahah u r gay!
[dungbeetle] Yes, the mo-fo'ing hackers AGAIN. Up to their wacky shenanigans.
[fraNk] sometimes I dream about my mother baking me cookies and then giving me a tall glass of
cold breast milk
[Lucky] no im a female you fucking freak
[dungbeetle] I like to tie up my mom and re-enact my birth. She doesn't like it too much, but I think
it brings us closer together.
[EenyMeanieMage] Also did you know that 1 out of every 5 mothers dream about one day breast
feeding all their children when they turn 18?
[fraNk] one time I hacked my zipper down and became a hacker wacker
[EenyMeanieMage] All at once even
[fraNk] Lucky, I would give you the password into my undies and you wouldn't even have to try
hard to hack me, like you have been
[dungbeetle] My gay porn collection has a password. It's 'fraNkishunglikeapimplyhorse'.
[fraNk] me too *raises his cock to lucky's lips, her firm red moist lips, her aching mouth just begging
to suckle like a newborn calf
[fraNk] and I guess that about does it for me folks!!
***Login: Lucky_Charms (#156.46.239#) / Welcome to SockoChat!!!
[fraNk] have a great night!!
[fraNk] Hey Lucky fuck nut!!
[dungbeetle] FraNk's got an ass like a bear trap. It's wonderful.
[Pi] seh wuz doing frnak on teh main!
[Pi] it offendred me
*** Ban dungbeetle by Wolfy against (205.188.196) for ( out )
[fraNk] Hey god dammit, Lucky, do you still have that parakeet in your anus?
[fraNk] Hey, ban me you fucking sister raping hippo
*** Ban Pi by Wolfy against (129.130.98) for ( out too )
[fraNk] HEY FUCK HEAD quit saving me for last
*** Ban fraNk by Wolfy against (209.50.5) for ( ok bye )

3/03/00 Forest

[fraNkitude] Magz, hows the nuts?
* Magz grabs Franks eft testicle
[fraNkitude] OUCH!! damn you Magz *gets out the stun gun and blasts him, forgetting about his
testicle* yaoaooaooaaooaooa, let go, you are shokkin my nut

3/03/00 Forest

[Triple_H] Hey Frank...Your Ass Is Grass, AND I'M GONNA SMOKE IT!!!
[fraNkitude] my ass is actually straw, but if you wish to smoke it, you may light up, you half witted
donkey molester
[Triple_H] I'm the big shot and we play by my rules and nobody elses...
* fraNkitude watches with interest as a large mule deer suddenly enters the forest, horny as hell, and
staring right at Triple_H *oh lord, this is going to be ugly
*** Triple_H (198.51.13) has left location Forest
[fraNkitude] oh thank god, he left, cuz that mule deer was really going to give his puckered anus the
treatment
*** fraNkitude is now known as PUCKEREDANUS.
[PUCKEREDANUS] *L* oh my
[Magz] I think that guy got a hard on thinkin of me
*** PUCKEREDANUS is now known as PuckRedDanish.
[PuckRedDanish] *LMAO*
[PuckRedDanish] ahh, damn, I'm getting a kick out of myself, cheers *L*
[poet] *L* frank...you're a sillyass
*** PuckRedDanish is now known as HornyMuleDeer.
[HornyMuleDeer] mowwroooooooooooooooooooo!!! *the sound the horny mule deer makes as it enters the Forest with a smile and a woody
* HornyMuleDeer jumps on the next person to post and breeds them
*** abRAXas (152.163.205) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
* HornyMuleDeer suddenly mounts abRAXas and rides like only a horny mule deer can
[HornyMuleDeer] MOWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *tongue sticking out, clawing and
scratching for leverage
[abRAXas] OOOWWWWWWWWW!!! hey horny deer thing!!! yer antlers just got caught to my
hair and SEE!!! there are my ringlets...dangling..*sniffle*
* Leyra grumbles*
* poet snickers*
[abRAXas] other than that, quite a vigorous ride, If imay say so myself...
* midas lines up his rifle and gets a HornyMuleDeer in his sights and fires...wow a hit, right in the
buttocks, and now he is a bald headed HornyMuleDeer.
[abRAXas] but... I think my Moose is on his way... damn... I see the smoke comin' out his ears...
[HornyMuleDeer] Yes, it was nice, *smokes a cigarette*
[HornyMuleDeer] OUCH!!!
[HornyMuleDeer] I have been shot in the PuckRedDanish
[poet] *L*
[abRAXas] wouldn't he be a 'bald-assed' HornyMuleDeer, midas???

3/03/00 Forest

[Claws] waiting is such sweet torture...
[fraNktard] yes, you must be waiting on the toilet, here, have some Fibercon

3/03/00 Forest

[jonny] ive seen Tea Party in concert 7 times...
[fraNk] I've seen Keg Bash in concert 11 times
[jonny] keg bash? wtf?

3/04/00 Teens16_19

[sezz_18]
OOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO O
[Minion] sezz must be having an OOOOOOgazm *L*

3/04/00 Forest

* Ruby yawns*
* fraNk punches Ruby
[fraNk] woops, sorry, that slipped
* Ruby cries*
* fraNk rubs salve on Rubys nose *L*
* Ruby 's nose is all snotty and runny*
[Ruby] I think I am allergic
*** ArchMagePedro (207.16.13) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] NOOOOOOO, not ArchMageDeluxe!! *i'll have fries with that please
[Ruby] what kind of salve was that anyway? tabasco???
* ArchMagePedro grins* hello
[fraNk] it was whale salve, made from the finest whale satchel
* ArchMagePedro leaps up into a tree*
* fraNk leaps down into a hole
* Ruby fills the hole with dirt and plants daisies on the spot*
[Ruby] go on fraNk... push up those daisies
[fraNk] you shall suffer for what you have done
[Ruby] ack! me??
* Ruby hides
*** Ruby (#154.5.67#) has left location Forest
*** ImNotRuby (#154.5.67#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] heh heh
* ImNotRuby whistles*
[fraNk] Nice to meet you I'mNotRuby
[ImNotRuby] that would have worked better had I not returned so fast eh
[fraNk] yah, you would have really tricked me then
*** ImNotRuby is now known as ImNotfraNk.
[ImNotfraNk] I am sure I would have...