March/00 Hot_Tub

[ALANA] with a kick kick here a kick kick there,, here a kick there a kick everywhere a kick kick
Old anal ass ops had a farm eieio *LOL*

March/00 Hot_Tub

[CdnGuy] ***Looking for Canadian Ladies that like to suck cock***
*** Kick CdnGuy by Real_JAM (lewdd).
[chatterbox] CdnGuy: aren't you just the charmer... *LOL*
[kNarf] You have to like guys like CdnGuy, there is no shitting around, I mean, why ask who wants to
chat when the ole rooster could use attention

March/00 Hot_Tub

[moobs] kNarf/msg hello!!!
[kNarf] *** User hello not found!

4/13/00 Teens16_19

[thonglover] ANY GIRLS WHO ARE PIMPIN' THEIR THONG THONG THONG THONG
THONG, msg me
[fraNk] what is thon glover?? is that like danny glovers vietnamese cousin?

4/18/00 Forest

[fraNk] Ants Marching
[Skemono] AAA! The ants are taking over the world!
[Skemono] RUN!!
[fraNk] Do you think it is possible for ants to take over your anus, I mean, what if you were sleeping
without benefit of pants and they started carrying food into your butt?
[Skemono] Well... before I go to sleep, I always set myself on fire, so there's no danger of that.

4/18/00 Forest

[fraNk] jonny, maybe you can whip off your pants and scare everyone with your massive bush?
[jonny] my pants dont come off...they are stuck on like ken's panties
[jonny] ooopss!! the secret is out! i am actually a ken doll...shhhh..dont tell anyone...i plan to keep it
a secret until the time has come for me to take over the world and repopulate it with my ken-clones
[fraNk] you are wearing plastic molded pants? that must really suck

4/20/00 Hot_Tub

[ITouchMyself] Press 11111111111111111 if you touch yourself
[_babydoll_] 111111111111111111111
[_babydoll_] HAHAHAHA!!!
[Amber] sure why not 11111
[Minion] 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111111
1111111111111111 1111111111111111111 1111111111111111111
[Helter] What were ya doing to get that?
[Minion] sorry, I was aggressively touching myself

4/20/00 Think_Café

*** ParkerII (193.13.3) Think_Cafe puts down some books, gets a coffee, and joins the
discussion.
[fraNk] Two times the parker for the same price, YOU CANT BEAT THAT!!
[ParkerII] I am the sequel, half the budget, twice as bad
[fraNk] Well, cripes, unless parker2 is like the ford mustang 2, then he is screwed
[ParkerII] don't know anything about Ford Mustang though...
[fraNk] You about hit the nail on the head Parker, the mustang two was pretty much a ford pinto

4/20/00 Forest

[fraNk] is Zephra a train??
*** Zephra is now known as fraNcis.
[fraNk] CHUGGACHUGGACHOOCHOO
[fraNk] fraNcis?? that is interesting
[fraNcis] Yes.. a train.. Wooooo Woooooo.. *trains fraNk*
*** Black_N_Ready (196.3.139) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] Black_N_Ready can be my locomotive
[fraNcis] Thanks. Almost as interesting as fraNk, huh?
[fraNk] I've been trained by the best now, I can die in peace, and return from which tree ass that spit
me forth
[fraNk] no, I'm not interesting, my interest rate is like 0.1 percent, the bank screwed me
[fraNcis] oh.. the bank too??
*** Hunky (203.117.33) has left location Forest
[fraNk] Hunky? Is that like Hunky Can O Soup?> Eats like a meal
[fraNcis] Hunky candy bar
[fraNcis] and I'm PaintedWolf
[fraNcis] I logged on with this nick the other day and grass was making all kinds of passes at me
because he thought I was you, fraNk!! *L*
[fraNk] yah, me and grass get downright sensual in here, I have always been partial to naturous
beings
[fraNk] weeds, grass, hell, I came from the ass end of a tree

4/20/00 Forest

[Matt1] that cookies help alamak supporter thin bhopper is pissing me off I couldn't get it to go away
and I click the understand button thingy
[fraNk] As a result we will be making changes in the way Alamak masturbates to try and meet
operater needs and asking all of our users to help where they can by wacking furiously

4/20/00 Forest

[Matt1] this gurl on my icq has lots of problems or is pissed bad or sum shit *confused* I sure don't
wanna talk about it
[fraNk] yah, that is how it is Matt, I'm logged in and here comes a two character message from some
bimbo on my icq, looks like this - - > : (
[fraNcis] I don't give my ICQ out to just anyone.. you have to be special. I dislike twits who whine.
therefore, I've not given my ICQ # to twits and whiners..
* Matt1 is not a whiner or twit or whatever* *i‘s a manly man* *L*
[fraNk] it is usually one of about three things, 1) parents won't let girl go to party to get stoned and
fucked out of her mind 2) boyfriend won't be at party to fuck stoned girl or 3) too fucking stoned and sore from
getting wasted and screwing her boyfriend the night before
[fraNk] It can also be like some of the people in the forest, *life sucks* oh why is that? *it just does,
my mom says I need to get a job* oh really? how old are you? *19* well, doesn't that make sense? *No, I need
some time to figure out what I want to do* <- - GOD DAMMIT, get a clue, you had that time, it was called
high school, but you spent that time blasting brain cells and stinking a flute in your pussy

April/00 Woods

[JimmyGnome] It sounds even better in sound. If I pull on the front of my throat just right, I can
sound quite a bit like a talking goat. Quite amusing.
[JimmyGnome] And useful when driving. You should see the horrified looks on tailgaters' faces
when they hear a goat telling them they're a dirty ba-a-a-astard.
[Painted_Wolf] talking goats.. *snortle* damn. The thought of that has me in a giggle fit
* Painted_Wolf ba-aaa-a-aa-aaa's for Jimmy*
[Painted_Wolf] My mother gave birth to some quite talented offspring.
[JimmyGnome] Yup... hmm... she hasn't, you know...
[JimmyGnome] ...um...
[JimmyGnome] ...had sex with a goat, has she?
* Painted_Wolf giggles s'more* hey Jimmy? Have you ever seen those "fainting goats"? When they're
scared they take off running and just stiffen up and fall out.. faint
[JimmyGnome] Hm... afraid I haven't. The Woods does seem to be centered around goats today,
though, doesn't it?
[JimmyGnome] There should be a Latin word for that. Billyocentric or something like that.
[Painted_Wolf] Oh the goats are the funniest damn things I have ever seen! They use it as a defense
mechanism to throw off predators, they say
[JimmyGnome] Heh... I'm sure. If I were a goat, and I wish I were, then I'd just immobilize my foe
with amusing (if off-color) goat jokes.
[Painted_Wolf] Yeah.. like a wolf is chasing a goat and it all of a sudden stiffens it's legs and falls to
the ground and rolls over.. Like the wolf isn't gonna stop and eat the damn thing? *l*
* JimmyGnome chuckles* The wolf would just be like, damn I'm good, I scared it to death.
[JimmyGnome] "It's more humane this way." *snarf, snap, eat*
[Painted_Wolf] A joke tellin' goat.. *L* That'd beat a shoe eatin' parrot any day of the week!
[JimmyGnome] Well, I'm afraid I've been forced to this.
*** JimmyGnome is now known as JimmyGoat.
[Painted_Wolf] *rotflmao*@Jimmy
* JimmyGoat faints.
[Capt_Morgan] tooo many goats
* Painted_Wolf eats JimmyGoat*
[JimmyGoat] Dammit.
[Painted_Wolf] slowly
* JimmyGoat eats a pack of Slims.
[Painted_Wolf] hahahahaha.
* JimmyGoat baas passionately.
* Painted_Wolf nibbles on a hoof*
[JimmyGoat] Hey-y, goat-and-wolf porn... it's a whole new fetish market just waiting to be
capitalized on! Is someone taping this?
[JimmyGoat] Where's Barbara Walters when you finally find a use for her? *sigh*

4/20/00 Forest

[RedHunter] Has anybody heard from poopgod l8ly?
[HapHappyGoat] yah, where is poopman?
[Afridity] i dunno i think shan got a life or something
[fraNcis] No! *gasps*
[RedHunter] How dare he?!!
[HapHappyGoat] That is uncalled for, NO ONE GETS AWAY WITH GETTING A LIFE!!!
[Afridity] dno't you hate people who just go off and get a life without even asking permission??
* Matt1 wonderz where tree fart frank is *L*
[HapHappyGoat] Yes, where is he who was so forcefully expelled from the colon of a pine?

4/20/00 Forest

*** Eminem (63.64.122) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[HapHappyGoat] Eminem is a cute lil operator with golden blonde locks on his nuts
* Eminem does not understand Goat dued*
[HapHappyGoat] Eminem with the nuts so golden blonde, tell the goat of what the chat room that
you are so fond
[Eminem] ok,. *OL* whatever
* HapHappyGoat munches happily on Eminem's satchel of jewels
[RedHunter] Hey HHG! Don't hog 'em all!
[HapHappyGoat] how can I hog anything, I'm a goat you delirious fool BAHHHHHHHH!!
[RedHunter] or sumthin to that effect, I lost a bit in my head.
[HapHappyGoat] A drill bit, red hunter?? FRIGGIN OUCH!!
[RedHunter] yep, drill bit

4/20/00 Hot_Tub

[SaddamHussein] any nice girls want to chat with a 47/m Dictator, tanned skin, 5'10" black hair,
very wealty, no Americans please..
[Eternelle] ohhhh come on Saddam..im a psycho american*LOL*
[kNarfmanchoo] psycho american?? wow, I love that ravioli you make!!!

4/20/00 Hot_Tub

[darian1968] why a snow man is a woman?? you confused guy*hahahahahahaha
[kNarfmanchoo] I can tell if the snowman is a female, you look for the hollow head to determine that
[WildCard] wishes the Easter bunny would come into her room..
[kNarfmanchoo] No you don't WildCard, the easter bunny smells like my uncle, and burns you with
cigarettes
[Vivacious] *her image of the Easter Bunny completely shattered by knarf*
[WildCard] ewww..your uncle is the easter bunny?
[kNarfmanchoo] You know, the tooth fairy is one thing, but when I woke up that night and found the
kidney fairy in my room.
[dean24] do kids come to your door for easter?
[kNarfmanchoo] If kids come to my door on easter and say *happy easter* I will give them a couple
of raw eggs that I colored with a pencil
[Vivacious] would hate to ask about Santa in here...
[BEEZ] there aint no damn santa!!!
[kNarfmanchoo] NOOOOOOOO there has to be a santa, even though he smells like my uncle and
burns me with cigarettes
[WildCard] has never had a fairy in her room..*L*
[Vivacious] has had a fairy in her room...then he told me
[kNarfmanchoo] I'm sorry Vivacious *L* the hardest part is getting them in your room and then you
find out the fairy swings one way? *L*
[Vivacious] LMFAO..yes...

4/21/00 Hot_Tub

[HornyMuleDeer] *** Clicking on ads contributes to jock support of Alamak even if you decide not
to buy any protection devices. Please do not disable SPORTSBRA, turning off sportsbra may mean we get
sagging for all your jogging. Finally, remember to type /strip or /buttnaked to tease the chat, if you don't people
may still try to send you message before you undress. Additionally this is a good time to look at some porn,
thanks for your support!!!

4/21/00 Forest

[iRgLeD] my burner hates all cd's heh and it hates my electricity too and everything else *L*
[Minion] I tried to burn cd's on my stove, let me tell you, it is really really fast, I can burn a cd in
under 4 seconds

4/19/00 Forest

* midas jumps on the HornyMuleDeer and trots out of the forest *whistling*
[midas] lates all...
*** Signoff midas (137.197.154).