12/29/01 Forest

*** fraNk (137.197.85) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fraNk enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!
*** sayagay (202.156.2) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as sayagay enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] I WILL NOT SAY I GAY!!!
*** Dick (63.93.74) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Dick enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] SEE DICK
*** Dick (63.93.74) has left location Forest
[fraNk] SEE DICK RUN
[fraNk] SEE DICK DRINK BEER AND WRECK HIS CAR
[fraNk] DONT BE A DICK
*** Cristalle (202.8.253) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Cristalle enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] I BELIEVE IN CRISTALLE LIGHT CUZ I BELIEVE IN ME

12/29/01 personal messages

*Graceless* (24.70.95) Aha!! I've been looking for you :)
sent to->*Graceless* oh if I had a penny for every time a cop told me that

02/11/02 Forest

[Minion] I'm really pissed off today guys
[Minion] I mean seriously
[Alamarxism] Why is a fraNk pissed off?
[zeP] HOW PISSED OFF ARE YOU?!
[zeP] That was a joke set-up, right?
[Alamarxism] Oh, it's setup.
[Minion] well, I was making Koolaid this morning you know? I had this nice cherry
koolaid and I was adding the sugar and all, and it tasted great.
[zeP] I can't wait for whatever racist/sexist/homophobic/homoerotic joke fraNk will tell.
[Minion] So I go and sit down on the couch and this ****ing gigantic pitcher of Koolaid,
with a giant smiley face on it, comes busting thru the wall, ****s up the house, knocks over the stereo,
yelling about Koolaid and shit.
[Minion] needless to say the fat ****er does not have insurance
[Minion] so I'm stuck now fixing all of that.
[Minion] I swear I'm going to start drinking only beer now
[zeP] You can't get a beer moustache with Coors.
[zeP] I hate beer all around.
[Minion] I don't ever drink alcohol, never have
[Alamarxism] You know, if Chris Farley was still alive, he'd be great as the main character
of the Koolaid Smiley Guy Motion Picture.
[Alamarxism] SON OF A BYTCH! GOD DAMNIT! TAKE SOME KOOLAID, LITTLE
BOY!
[Minion] yes, especially considering that given the rate at which his weight was advancing
he would now weight somewhere in the area of 1100 lbs
[deirdre] i weigh 997, i am almost there.
[Minion] yes, but without the boobs, it's a scant 600 lbs
[Minion] can you imagine? a 700 lb woman??? each boob weighs as much as me I'll bet
* Jesusie dies laughing
[Jesusie] boobs the size of fraNk

02/11/02 Forest

*** eggplant (216.34.129) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as eggplant
enters the clearing between the trees.
[Minion] no sex for me eggplant
[Minion] thank you
[eggplant] wasnt about to give it
*** eggplant (216.34.129) has left location Forest
[Minion] that was one frigid eggplant
[Minion] the ones around here have no problem giving in to thier carnal desires

02/11/02 Forest

[Nell] I only post when I have something to say, which I don't.
[Alamarxism] THAT ISN'T FUNNY.
[Nell] I thought it was.
[Alamarxism] fraNk, she muted me. BAN BAN BAN.
[Alamarxism] BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
[Alamarxism] Nell is the new dictator for the Forest. RULING US WITH AN IRON
KEYBOARD.
[Alamarxism] Commumak Makes Its Triumphant Return!
[Nell] *bows*
*** Nell is now known as Commumak.
[Minion] I thought it was a semipourous carbon fiber reinforced with titanium alloy
keyboard?
[Alamarxism] You thought wrong.

02/13/02 Forest

[Alamarxism] Oh man hairy pussies smell so bad.
[fraNk] going down was like kissing santa claus
[fraNk] well, kissing santa claus after he'd eaten a tuna sandwich with tomatoes on it
[Nell] Oh, that is sick!
[Nell] Ew, fraNk!
[Alamarxism] NNAAAAAAASTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Nell] ./mute fraNk (Discussing yucky smelling vaginas)
[Alamarxism] That is so gross. Who puts tomatoes on their tuna sandwich? I mean really.
* fraNk imagines Santa Claus on top of Nell riding her hard *OH GOD, YOU'VE BEEN A
VERY GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR DANI*
[Nell] Why is it that you people always make me laugh when I have to pee?
[Alamarxism] Because you always have to pee
[fraNk] Santa likes to be peed on
[Alamarxism] Hell, going down is like kissing Santa after he had eaten a tuna sandwich
with tomatoes and pissed out of his nose all over his beard.
[Nell] Peeing out your nose would hurt.
[Alamarxism] How's that for foreplay. *L*
[fraNk] oh shush, I only wet the bed till I was 17
[belldandy] I hope you don't still have that bed *L*
[fraNk] and now it's only occasionally, maybe 5 times a week
[Nell] Five times a week? Not bad. Two out of seven. You're making progress!
[fraNk] Oh santa, your penis smells like a reindeer's ass
[fraNk] HO HO HO YES LIKE PRANCER'S JOLLY BEHIND
[Alamarxism] I knew Prancer was taking it up the ass. With a name like that, it was sure
thing.
[fraNk] ON NOW PRANCER AND DASHER AND OH GOD GLITZEN
[fraNk] and you thought it was all about moving faster HO HO HO how wrong you were
[Alamarxism] Glitzen?!?!?! The Reindeer that sold his soul to Hollywood? LOL
[belldandy] glitzen? *L* I didn't know that was a reigndeer
[fraNk] yes
[Alamarxism] Ritz and Glitzen.
[belldandy] glitzen is the moist reindeer *guesses*
[fraNk] Glitz Bitz Cracker, the white reindeer *L*
[Alamarxism] Reigndeer, says belldandy. *L*
[Alamarxism] The Tyrant of the North Pole.
[belldandy] oh phooey! you know I can't spell worth a damn!
[fraNk] as terror reigndeered down upon the frightened elves *L*
[Alamarxism] Reigndeer of Terror: By Stephen King.
[Alamarxism] A Christmas MASSACRE.
[fraNk] the reigndeer revolted, dressed in red turbines and armed with AK47's they flew
Santa's sleigh right into the North Pole, causing it to implode
[Alamarxism] Turbines? *L* Those spinning things on the inside of a jet engine?
[Alamarxism] How would you wear one of those things fashionably? "Don't mind the
noise! It's the hottest thing in London right now!! *chop,chop,chop,chop*"

02/13/02 Forest

*** CompulsiveLiar (195.40.203) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
CompulsiveLiar enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] HEY THERE'S MY EXGIRLFRIEND!!!
*** Signoff CompulsiveLiar (195.40.203).
[fraNk] there goes my exgirlfriend, off to **** someone *L*

02/14/02 Forest

[IAteAllMyPaste] This was a SHITTY day I must say.
[belldandy] I agree
[Alamarxism] It's just a day.
[Alamarxism] Everybody gets so gay on Valentine's.
[fraNk] Oh god I know what you are saying Alamarx!!! *kisses him on the lips with
tongue*
[IAteAllMyPaste] I get violent and cravings for pizza with weird toppings.
[fraNk] like man paste?
[IAteAllMyPaste] Then again every valentine's day I have my period.
[Alamarxism] That was a big slice of information we didn't need, Crys.
[fraNk] every valentines day I'm attacked by my exclamation point, Paste, that's even
worse

02/14/02 Forest

[Alamarxist] I'm reading the story about cloned cats.
[mellon] where is the story about cloned cats?
[Alamarxist] shows the cat in a beaker in the picture
[mellon] WHAT?!
[mellon] its a real story?
[Alamarxist] Yes it is.
[fraNk] now why the hell did they put that cat in a beaker???
[fraNk] *LMAO* like the cat just POOF suddenly came popping out of the Clonorator *L*
[AshenSouls] And of course the story is genuine ... bah
[Alamarxist] fraNk, I don't think that is the first time the cat has seen light. *L* I'm pretty
sure it was birthed from an actual cat.
[Alamarxist] Because it says it was delievered by C-section.
[fraNk] then I saw her face!!! AND IM A DELIEVERED!!! *sings*
[Alamarxist] delievered?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Alamarxist] delivered.
[trickyjen] kitty c-section?
[fraNk] oh, so it was beaker AND cat came from the cat???
[fraNk] next thing you know you can just clone pussy and never have to go to the bar and
meet any
[fraNk] OH THE JOY OF JOYS!!
[fraNk] no thanks, I am not going out tonite *opens desk drawer and pulls out cloned
pussy*

02/15/02 personal messages

*darkgirl* (#24.42.182#) *salutes you* you farm? animals? or just crops? *s*
sent to-> *darkgirl* dairy farm and 1200 acres of crips
sent to-> *darkgirl* woops, that should have read 600 acres of crips, and 600 of bloods *L*
actually 1200 crops
*darkgirl* (#24.42.182#) *LOL* you farm gang members? very interesting...must be a small
market for that
sent to-> *darkgirl* yes, can't farm them side by side, the entire crop tends to go bad
*L*

02/16/02 Forest

[belldandy] just stopped in for a little while while my pot pie heats up.
[NOTanOP] The police officer told me making pot pies was illegal.
[belldandy] this one is a CHICKEN pot pie though *grins*

02/22/02 Woods

[fraNk] Hi there Aeowyn Flynn!! *waves* you were the best actor ever!!!
[Aeowyn] Actor?
[Aeowyn] Thanks.
[fraNk] you are welcome
[Aeowyn] I'm not an actor.
[fraNk] you just play one on TV
[Aeowyn] Okay.

02/26/02 CyberMyst 24.25

*** ARSEHEAD (137.197.94)
* ARSEHEAD picks up the tan potion
[ARSEHEAD] hahahah MORONS!!!1
[ARSEHEAD] I HAVE THE TAN POTION
[ARSEHEAD] I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!
[ARSEHEAD] NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME NOW!!!
*** Minion arrives in a puff of smoke!
* Minion slashes ARSEHEAD with the magical blade. ( -25 )
* ARSEHEAD has been slain by Minion ( 516609 )!!!
* Minion picks up the tan potion
[Minion] Now I have the tan potion
*** Minion dissappears in a puff of smoke!
*** ARSEHEAD (137.197.94)
[ARSEHEAD] well, it would appear the tan potion has no armor value

02/26/02 Forest

[midas] one time at chat camp I logged on and then left
*** Signoff midas (68.13.134).

03/02/02 Forest

[myrddraal] im so fúcking hungry
[fraNk] your swearing will not be tolerated here
*** Ops fraNk (#216.18.0#).
[myrddraal] sure it will.
[myrddraal] your ops dont scare me.
[myrddraal] im in the forest. that makes you uncool.
*** KICK WARNING User myrddraal warned by fraNk 1568 ( Forest ) ( language within
the forest, have you no shame, think of the darling saplings that have yet to learn what life is about and
here you are just terrorizing them with your foul stenchy mouth, blurting out odiferous disgusting
words that have no place within the serenity that this room has to offer, I can only hope that this
warning provides you with the necessary instruction to keep such heartless and ignorant actions from
reoccuring )
[myrddraal] well. at least you made me laugh.
[myrddraal] i forgot how hungry i was, for those couple of seconds..

03/03/02 Forest

[GQ] blah, I hate math
[GQ] maybe I shall not go today, but damn, I have put it off *looks at her calandar* for five
weeks.
[mr_frog] *L* let me see if i get this right GQ, you've been out of class for 5 weeks, and
are still enrolled in it?
[GQ] *L* It is a lab. I dunt have to go any time, I just have to finish the class
[mr_frog] a math lab? i've never understood that one
[fraNk] isn't that where they make mathamphetamines, frog???
* mr_frog stumbels over fraNks' big word*
[fraNk] you have to be awfully careful, math labs are illegal you know, you could get
arrested!!!

03/05/02 20plus

[Bedazzled] both of my legs are asleep...this would not be such a problem if I didn't have to
pee *L*
* Minion spreads both of Bedazzled's legs *SHHHHH, everyone quiet, they are asleep*
heheheheh
* Minion gets peed on *well, that was a bad plan
[Bedazzled] and fraNk FINALLY gets what he deserves *L*

03/05/02 Forest

[FlowersDieWell] FraNk what happend to your nick haha
[fNk] it's the economy, I can no longer afford to have my original nickname *cries*
[DickNixon] his vowel is in the shop and his r was stolen by kids

03/12/02 Forest

[annabellee] I am SO GOD DAMNED EXCITED!
[annabellee] Wings play on Sunday!
[thundershrew] how odd...a Wings fan that is from Chad. *LOL*
[annabellee] YES I AM FROM CHAD!
[annabellee] YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH US BLACK PEOPLE SHREW?
[fraNk] YAH IM FROM ZIMBABWE!!
[thundershrew] erm....*L*
[annabellee] gawd, I am retarded!
[fraNk] I hope you aren't, the short bus left 2 hours ago for ice cream and you were
supposed to be on it
[fraNk] dammit, who is going to change your depends??? not me, I guess thundershrew will
[thundershrew] listen, what is it with me and FRIGGIN' UNDERGARMENTS????
* annabellee stuffs shrew in a drawer of undies *
[annabellee] they are calling your name shrew!
* thundershrew is going to change his name on his mailbox to THE UNDERWEAR KING
[fraNk] *grumbles* have you ever had to fart, but you know it will be a loud forced fart?
I'm dealing with that right now. The girl right beside me is pretty cute too. Not that I'm going after her
mind you, but still, it wouldn't be prudent to raise my buttcheek off the seat, grimace my face, grunt,
and blast a loud skankerous fart at her, then smile and say excuse me
[annabellee] *LMFAO*
[thundershrew] hope she isn't reading your screen *L*
[annabellee] omg that is funny..
[annabellee] well guys, wish me luck!
[annabellee] I hafta stand in a class full of idiots and talk for ten minutes in about *looks at
watch* 14 minutes!
[fraNk] uhm, are you getting set to fart?
[fraNk] if so good luck!!
[thundershrew] *LOL* she's been preparing all week just to break wind in front of her
class.
[fraNk] a rowsingly loud stenchy blast of fecal atmosphere is a wonderful way to begin a
presentation *nods*
[annabellee] oh you are bad kNarfo!
[thundershrew] it's an attention grabber. *L*
[fraNk] 10 minutes of farting??? I hope you ate your chili beans this morning!!!!
[annabellee] ok guys.. off I go!
[fraNk] TO FARTERNITY AND BEYOND!!!