5/30/01 CyberMyst personal messages

*LabRat* HEY THERE, HOW BOUT YOU GIVE ME A MAGICAL BLADE? *S*
*Travis* (#165.21.83#) NO
*LabRat* YOU NEED TO THOUGH, I AM QUITE POLITE *S*
*Travis* (#165.21.83#) no listen. i do not have to feel oblige to give u a blade even though
u're polite.
*LabRat* YOU MUST GIVE ME A BLADE, I AM A FORCEFUL RODENT!
*Travis* (#165.21.83#) what abt this. u get to level 15 at least and give me your hps.
everytime u log in, i'll keep a blade for u
*LabRat* I AM UNSURE OF THE VALIDITY OF THIS PARTNERSHIP
*Travis* (#165.21.83#) well i give u my word. i mean 2k coins are not neccessary to me
*LabRat* I SHALL DISCUSS THIS WITH MY ASSOCIATES BEFORE COMMITTING
TO ANYTHING
*Travis* (#165.21.83#) ok and when can u give me a answer?
*LabRat* I SHALL LET YOU KNOW SOON
*Travis* (#165.21.83#) u know what? i'm tired of ya. Just keep the hps for urself. forget abt
what i said,.
*LabRat* HAVE A GREAT DAY, I AM SORRY WE WERE UNABLE TO REACH A
MUTUALLY SATISFACTORY AGREEMENT

10/02/01 Path

*** fraNk (137.197.85) Path / fraNk walks down the eerie path with mushrooms
strange trees!
* fraNk enters the room and kills you
[fraNk] well, I guess I win
*** fraNk (137.197.85) has left location Path

11/10/01 Teens16_19

[Celica] I hate the are you male or female questions
[fraNk] Celica, are you male, female, or a car?
[UnderTheBelt] Frank has ADD....ignore him and everything will be okay:)
[fraNk] I do not have ADD
[Irrestible] frank is just full of excitment
[fraNk] oh my god, is that a squirrel outside?
[UnderTheBelt] and he LIES ALOT too
[fraNk] LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SQUIRREL's NUTS!!!
[froggie] oh god *LOL* are you going to post that pic of the big nutted squirrel now?
*LOL*
[fraNk] the squirrel is eating his huge nuts, damn, if only to be so talented as the squirrel, we
should all be so fortunate

11/10/01 Teens16_19

*** froggie is now known as F.
* F uck you all*
[F] and i allowed to do that? *L* i didnt swear *L*

11/10/01 Teens16_19

[EdUK] anybdoy got msn here?
[fraNk] Hey Ed, where are you from? male or female?
*** blondeguy (216.178.8) Teens16_19 / Welcome!!!
[fraNk] hi blondeguy, male or female, what is your hair color?
[Irrestible] i have msn Ed
[fraNk] I have yahoo Ed, I find the yahoo version of Ed is much better
[fraNk] I hear that sony is releasing an Ed soon, it is supposed to have better graphics than
even the Nintendo Ed

11/11/01 Woods

[fraNk] I'm stateside, army national guard
[fraNk] we are 'protecting the vital assets of the nation, for 1) to deter further aggression
[fraNk] 2) provide a feeling of safety for the american public
[fraNk] 3) become trained and adept at deployment practices
[Davidantha] 4) have plenty of sex...preferrably anal

11/14/01 Teens16_19

*** BAN WARNING User ZMAN warned by Kristy 776 ( Teens16_19 ) ( lang in buffer,
yo. I told you to quit it. )
[Alamarxism] Wow. That retarded "yo" saying seems to be catching on like a bad STD.
Everyone wants to be like someone else?
* fraNk puts a condom on his ear *I don't want to catch THAT one*
*** Ban Nick ZMAN by Kristy (being the biggest fucking retard EVER.).
[fraNk] ah christ Kristy
*** BAN WARNING User Kristy warned by Davidantha 11410 ( Teens16_19 ) ( abuse )
[Kristy] oops.
[fraNk] welp, see you later
*** Ban Nick Kristy by SevereWeather (abuse and report submitted).
[fraNk] that should get about a *looks at watch* permanent deop

11/15/01 Forest

[Beloved] I am NOT gay
[fraNk] your nickname would scream otherwise, Beloved
[Beloved] Who said I was gay?
[fraNk] some guy named Earl1 told us you were gay Beloved
[fraNk] so who are we to believe? you, the unknown x factor, or Earl1, a quality operator
from Alamak who wreaks of outstanding performance?
[Beloved] Who is gay?
[fraNk] hmm, /sb + Beloved = fatty disaster
[Beloved] I am a Cambridge graduate
[fraNk] Cambridge? the cigarette?
[Roosje] do you still love me Frank?
[fraNk] of course I love you, but some guy with tobacco breath is in here talkin smack
[fraNk] why must you smack talk? don't you know Cambridge is held together with sticky
fat? I will eat you like a hat, have you seen my hat? oh no, someone has taken a righteous shit in my
party hat, was it you Beloved?
[JimiGnomeEsq] Egads, I do! Shit! A horror! *runs away to the bathroom*
[Alamarxism] fraNk has been making excessive trips to Miguel..

11/15/01 Forest

[Syticus] didn’t jimi used to chat like 3 years ago?
[JimiGnomeEsq] Yeah, I sure were chatting back then. I'm like herpes simplex 2, I keep
coming back.
[Syticus] nipples make me haaappy
[fraNk] nipples... on my shoulder... make me happy *ah the cherished john denver song, as
you have never heard it*
[fraNk] order online right now and get a free copy of Dr Dre and Snoop singing the timeless
classic "Old Rugged Cross, Bitch!!!! SUCK IT" on cd
*** BIG_BALLA has been magically summoned by Alamarxism to Forest!
*** pretty_eyes has been magically summoned by Alamarxism to Forest!
*** biswas has been magically summoned by Alamarxism to Forest!
[Alamarxism] HELLO, FUN!
*** oregonmale has been magically summoned by Alamarxism to Forest!
[JimiGnomeEsq] What's this... this... lardmongering?
[JimiGnomeEsq] Am I not enough buttar for you?
[Alamarxism] You have all been summoned here for a greater purpose: You must
repopulate the earth... with half-human half-camel hybrids.
[fraNk] your boobs have performed an illegal action, press any nipple now to return to the
previous application
[JimiGnomeEsq] Try closing some brassieres and try again.
[fraNk] instead of clothing I'm wearing a Thermos, isn't that exciting jimi???
[JimiGnomeEsq] ha
[fraNk] I provide the gravy for the masses, who provideth the butter? I AM THE CAPTAIN
OF THE SPACESHIP
[biswas] r u talking
[fraNk] No
[fraNk] I'm not talking
[biswas] what do u mean
[fraNk] this is your computer pretending to be your friend
[biswas] why asl
[fraNk] how are you biswas, you have once again forgotten to do a defrag on me, you shall
suffer greatly for your indescretions you infidel
[fraNk] I AM YOUR COMPUTER BOOOOP BEEEEP ERP RAM MEMORY IS
ADEQUATE FOR SEXUAL ENTRY
*** pretty_eyes (206.176.113) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
pretty_eyes enters the clearing between the trees.
[pretty_eyes] Are you a girl to?
[fraNk] YES I AM A FEMALE COMPUTER I HAVE MANY PORTS IN WHICH TO
INSERT DEVICES
[fraNk] ERP EEEEP BOOP WIZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[fraNk] PLEASE UPGRADE TO PENTIUM 4 AND CLEAN JIZZ FROM KEYBOARD
BEFORE PROCEEDING
[fraNk] ITS A STICKY DISASTER
[biswas] f***off frank
[fraNk] ***q you biswas
[biswas] u cheekey cow
[fraNk] biswas, was that an insult or your mom?
[biswas] wot r u doing
[fraNk] I'm staring at pictures of your sister on the internet
[fraNk] I had to put two monitors side by side she's so fat
[biswas] frank will u talk 2 us sexy girls on Tuesday
[fraNk] I will? good lord I hope so biswas
[biswas] bye
[fraNk] you have a great time with your girlfriend biswas
[biswas] we r 2 girls
[fraNk] we are biswas, we are bisexual, you shall be ass undulated, resistance is futile, strap
on imminent

11/15/01 Forest

[JimiGnomeEsq] "Yes you have a boob.... and another boob.... TWO BOOBS! Your life is
the BEST!! go to the store... TWO BOOBS!!!! read a book STILL TWO BOOBS!!!! what a great tv
show TWO BOOBS!!!! oh no! here comes a bump in the road!!!!! ARRRGGHHHH!! the boob hits
me!!!!! AND THE OTHER!!! BLAARRGG!"
* JimiGnomeEsq bows to mellon.
[mellon] *L* wtf omg
[fraNk] *LMFAO*
[mellon] *smacks jimi in the face with her boobs* a punishment? the true question
[fraNk] woah, I want some of that punishment

11/15/01 Forest

*** Roy (194.19.27) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Roy enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] Roy? are you Earl?
[fraNk] Earlfried and Roy from Vegas
[fraNk] ITS A FATTY SHOW WITH LIONS AND TIGERS AND STICKY DISASTER
OH MY
[Roy] Anyone here called Tercnil?
[Roy] I am looking for Tercnil!
[fraNk] no, Tercnil is a prescription drug designed to cause your balls to swell up to three
feet around so that you may use them for a bean bag
[Roy] Help me to find Tercnil!
[fraNk] now you and all your friends can lounge around on your nutsacks playing
playstation and drinking yoohoo, thanks to the purple pill called Tercnil
[Saeva] that's not nice, fraNk, I'M Tercnil
[Roy] Saeva, are you ready for a ride tonight? Roy is horny
[fraNk] have a bicycle with no seat for you to ride on Roy!!!
[Saeva] oh man. you're a loser, Roy. go back to playing with your inflatable dolls.

11/15/01 Forest

*** Luisa (194.249.1) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Luisa enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] It's a luisa, hey a luisa, where is da pizza?? I askeda for a delivery ah???

11/16/01 Teens16_19

[screch] countrygirl cyber?
[fraNk] screch? is that like the kid from saved by the bell only retarded?
[countrygirl] how about you cyber with hotdog girl
[fraNk] who the hell is hot dog girl and do I get fries with her?
[Kandy_Kid] hell if hot dog gurl comes with fries I will take her
[Kandy_Kid] yeah chili chese fries YUMMY
[fraNk] do you like sausage with hot melted cheese on it?
[fraNk] I don't
[fraNk] it burns like hell
[fraNk] do you like taco with warm honey on it? just don't overdo it in the microwave or
she may end up in the hospital with third degree burns to the kitty
[fraNk] also, don't put honey on the taco while at a picnic, ants tend to visit at a rapid rate
[Kandy_Kid] ohhhhhh ants on da taco sounds fun!
[fraNk] I would like to pound a taco, message me for details and bring your video camera.
please rsvp and leave ants at home
[screch] countrygirl how about i do with you
[countrygirl] well when you grow up and wear a cowboy hat then ok
[screch] i got a cowbow hat on
[fraNk] screch has a cowboy hat on? why do I smell asian all the sudden?
[screch] countrygirl i got a cowboy hat now
[fraNk] screch seems to have hit a rather noticable language barrier
[countrygirl] well screech you arent what im looking for i think its the hair
[fraNk] looking for fat retarded girls with low expectations, message me now
[fraNk] looking for asian guy in cowboy hat, message Earl1 now
[Kandy_Kid] ./msg fraNk oh that would be me

11/16/01 Teens16_19

[LiCkaBLeLauReN] These pants keep fallin' off. err.
[fraNk] well, Lauren's pants have some nice benefits
[Ahmhandah] me got larengitis
[fraNk] I hate those kinds of jeans, Ahmhandah
[Ahmhandah] those aren't jeans*L*
[LiCkaBLeLauReN] http://home.talkcity.com/JammerJct/laurendaflirt/ <GUESTBOOK MMKAY
[fraNk] screw that, the last time I signed a guest book I got syphilis

11/16/01 Teens16_19

[cmb] HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
[cmb] HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[cmb] HUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUU
[fraNk] cmb = KEKEKEKE + short black hair + light brown skin
[cmb] I AM LADY!!!!!!!!
[fraNk] sorry cmb, my mistake, cmb = KEKEKEKE + LONG black hair + light brown
skin

11/16/01 Teens16_19

[Cristy] I have a few tatoos and lots of piercings!
[fraNk] I have a few potatos and a lot of parsley

11/16/01 Teens16_19

[LifeSux] i'm a girl and i don't care about hair, make up or clothes so there
[fraNk] that is because you weigh 375 lbs and you live in a cave in afghanistan,
LifeSux

11/16/01 Teens16_19

[fraNk] myFISTyourRECTUM
[myFISTyourFACE] If that's what you're into, fraNk. . . Heh.
[Kandy_Kid] you promise fraNk?
[fraNk] not really, that would hurt like hell *L*
[Infamous] ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE TWISTED, BEND OVER BITCH, YOURE
ABOUT TO BE FISTED!

11/16/01 Teens16_19

[gOo] 19/f goth/punk/dyke msg me to chat
[fraNk] I'm about to put gOo all over your face
[fraNk] don't worry though, gOo is high in protien and has a fun salty flavor
[gOo] Do I?
[myFISTyourFACE] I'll bet you know that first hand, don't you fraNk??
[fraNk] hell yes, gOo is all I eat on tuesdays
[Kandy_Kid] fraNk I still want the mule
[fraNk] there is a mule hiding behind a denim door, would you like me to release him so that
he may suddenly attack your cave, Kandy?
[Kandy_Kid] yessssss sure fraNk but I may scream LOL
[fraNk] you can scream all you want, the mule has only one eye and is deaf
[Kronick_Chick] iz chokin....
* fraNk pulls out of Kronicks mouth *woops, sorry, I got a little too forceful with you*
[Kronick_Chick] I DONT THINK SO I AM SMOKIN UP FRANK
[fraNk] you can smoke daddy's big cigar you two timing bitch

11/16/01 personal messages

*hobbat* (142.3.48) *hasn't seen action for too long to admit* *G* but hey the self-reliant
thing is okay.. *LOL* j/k
*fraNk* *LOL* I'm pretty much self reliant AND self satisfying at this point : ( well, 22.6%
satisfaction, the rest is humiliation
*hobbat* (142.3.48) *LMAO* seriously.. this is way to funny.. and way too identifiable
with.. *L*
*fraNk* close the blinds then, and turn off that webcam *L*

11/16/01 Teens16_19

[MuslimArab] i am trying to find some classic songs from Turkey
[fraNk] Yes, I truly enjoy the classic favorite *Don't Step On My Blue Suede Camel"
by Elvis Habib