3/16/01 Forest

*sometimes pick up lines can be rather confusing*

[KevinsBacon] Is there a mirror in your asscrack? Because I can definitely see my pants in
there.
[fraNk] are your legs in my head? cuz you've been tired all day of running
[fraNk] Hey, why not pop up in my lap and see what sits up?
[fraNk] Hey, give me your dad, cuz I'm going to call your dreams and tell them that I just
met the telephone of my quarter
[Pez] *L* What?
[KevinsBacon] My eyes, your face and a whole lotta humping.
[fraNk] I forgot your pants, can I have my phone number?
[KevinsBacon] Never in my dirtiest dreams did I think I'd have a chance to drool over a
hairy teenager like you.
[Pez] You people are sick.
[fraNk] Pez was a pretty hairy teenager
[Pez] Sick, sick, sick!
[KevinsBacon] Really?
[fraNk] pretty being "quite" and not "good looking"
[Pez] I was not. I can't even grow a moustache.
[fraNk] although he had supple buttocks, according to his spanish teacher

3/16/01 Forest

[fraNk] OH MY GOD I FOUND THEM
[Pez] Found what?
[fraNk] I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE1!!!
*** M_Y_N_U_T_S has been magically summoned by fraNk to Forest!
[fraNk] ALRIGHT THEY ARE HUGE!!!!
[Pez] Ahahahhahahahhahahhahahaha.
[KevinsBacon] *LMAO*
[fraNk] ELEPHANTITUS STRIKES BACK!!!
*** M_Y_N_U_T_S (216.236.18) has left location Forest
[Pez] Good thing, too. You'll never know when you might need them.
[fraNk] oh great, I lost them again *L*
[timer] frank i do not blame my nuts.
[fraNk] I never blame mine either, I blame the price to earning ratio
[fraNk] oh, and the rising cost of crude hand lotion
[fraNk] I mean damn, the stuff is up to like 57 dollars a barrel
[Pez] I don't blame your nuts either, timer. Heh heh.
[timer] PEZ DUMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Pez] What? You left yourself open for that one.
[KevinsBacon] Pez Dumbo?
[fraNk] Hey now, Pez has big ears but let's not get crazy
[timer] frank I am not mad bout you no more but I am furios at pez!!!!
[KevinsBacon] How long did it take to type that sentence timer?
[fraNk] I can understand that timer, Pez has many many enemies, what do you think we
should do to him?
[timer] mad at pez mad at pez mad at pez.
[fraNk] let's come up with something really painful and disturbing to do to Pez, timer
[timer] frank thank you for being friedly when im not.
[fraNk] timer, as everyone here will tell you, I am very very nice and always a good friend
[timer] finally having a nice chat.
[timer] frank think pez left.
[fraNk] yah, Pez left timer, but that doesn't mean we can't plot something terrible to do to
him hahaha
[timer] I’m with ya.pez haha acting brave then he left.hehehe.
[fraNk] Yah, timer, that Pez, he's a big smelly pooty hahahahah
[timer] guess what.
[fraNk] what's that timer?
[timer] I_am a twin.
[fraNk] timer? you are a twin, holy crap, so is Pez!!!
[fraNk] Pez has a twin brother that chats here all the time, he uses the names Earl1 and
Kewl_Guy
[Pepper911] I suspect cloning myself.
[timer] uh frank my twins a bro.
[fraNk] well, Pez and his twin are both males
[fraNk] they even sleep in the same bed
[DarkSilence] How could you insult Pez like that.
[Pepper911] Please don't say they wear the same clothes.
[DarkSilence] It's cute how Pez sometimes unplugs Earl's iron lung.
[DarkSilence] p And Earl starts panting and wheezing, grasping at his chest. Awe.
[DarkSilence] Talk about Kodak moments!
[fraNk] but did Pez rub Vicks vapor rub on his chest?

3/16/01 Forest

[fraNk] ahahahah, the repo guy was here but I have my dodge viper hidden
[Pepper911] And it's fraNk of BB fame!
[fraNk] yes, my red ryder bb gun accuracy is the stuff of legend
[Pepper911] I didn't even know it was Balrog day. Does this mean we all have to break
bridges and plunge to our deaths?
[fraNk] well, if you have no access to Balrogs, you can empty your deepfreeze, take a quick
shower, and jump in without toweling off, spend 20 minutes in there, and that is a good substitue for
one blast of frost breath
[KevinsBacon] That actually sounds tempting. And fun!
[Pepper911] Hey, I'm from Wisconsin. I can just walk outside.
[fraNk] heh, If I was Pepper I would go get to know NaddiaRae and belldandy a LOT
better *L*

4/01/01 Forest

[fraNk] bye you ugly clown
[krusty] see ya you homely troll
*** Signoff krusty (#137.197.42#) (muahahaha).
*** cybercomando (203.96.152) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
cybercomando enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] you spelled it wrong
[fraNk] it should be 'cybercomode'
[fraNk] you know, online shitter?
[cybercomando] we know that frank
[fraNk] well, with that in mind I sure hope you brought toilet paper
*** digilante (24.162.159) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as digilante
enters the clearing between the trees.
[digilante] Oh God......this prick is in here?
[digilante] fraNk! You suck!
[fraNk] listen here you dirty hermaphrodite…

4/06/01 Think_Café

[DahliaCorgan] christ and another stabbing?? god this is the third one in like two months
[fraNk] jesus is involved with a stabbing again??
[LiseAnna] That Jesus, I'll tell ya
[LiseAnna] Knives don't stab people, Jesus stabs people.

4/12/01 Forest

[fraNk] Angelic, do you like cheese?
[AngelicAsHell] whats with all the stupid questions?
*** ANGEL (210.10.129) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as ANGEL
enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] Oh god, two angels???
[fraNk] can we do this? can the forest take the power of not one, but TWO angels?
[RogueMage] ugh! what are we gonna do now?
[AngelicAsHell] well dont worry there will only be one in about 10 seconds
[fraNk] oh god, don't kill yourself Angelic
[fraNk] we hate messes
[AngelicAsHell] i didnt mean that, i meant i was going to leave since you guys are so mean
to me, i dont want to talk to you ever again
[fraNk] EVER??? Angel, you can't mean that, you know there is a funny stirring in your
loins and you long for social interaction with Forest regulars
[RogueMage] You know one day..there was this big green mess..didnt' know who did
it..*rambles on*
[fraNk] how would we explain that to the wild turkey, his name is Mikey by the way
*waves at the wild turkey*
[fraNk] hi Mikey
[RogueMage] Mikey would be heartbroken
[AngelicAsHell] whatever
*** Signoff AngelicAsHell (63.145.207).
[RogueMage] whatever? that's kinda rude = (
[fraNk] well, I get that funny stirring
[RogueMage] You know if she was someone who came to the forest and talked to me more
often she wouldnt' be so pissed off right now *snicker*
[fraNk] bah, you can't talk to Forest people who haven't slept in about 40 hours *L* it's bad
enough trying to make the cut when you catch us fully rested and not quite as stupid *L*

4/12/01 Forest

*** Aeowyn (205.188.197) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Aeowyn
enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] Aeowyn, welcome to the Forest
[fraNk] I am your most excellent host fraNk *rocks out*
[Aeowyn] Thank you fraNk.
* Aeowyn looks for lingerie *
*** fraNk is now known aslingerie.
*** RogueMage is now known as lacierlingerie.
[lingerie] oh hello there *suddenly posesses Aeowyns boobs and femmie charms beneath
his lacy exterior*
[lacierlingerie] I'm flimsier!
*** Wylde is now known as 1ingerie.
[Aeowyn] ACK!
[lacierlingerie] I'm flimsier!
[lacierlingerie] and I can come off in a stiff breeze
[lingerie] did you just say stiff and come in one sentence?
[Aeowyn] HELP! Guys! Knock it off!
* 1ingerie slides up Aeowyns thin sexy thighs revealing her butt
* lingerie brushes acrossed Aeowyns perky posterior perfectly
[Aeowyn] Ack! I don't have thin sexy legs. Get off me!
*** Drake (#128.146.183#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Drake enters
the clearing between the trees.
* 1ingerie slowly slides up revealing more beauty
* lacierlingerie becomes Aeo's thong panties Woohoo
[Aeowyn] ACK! NO!
* lingerie p has a velcro strap for easy removal by hot rock stars and male body builders
* 1ingerie slides up n flashes Drake
[lacierlingerie] ACK!@
* lingerie suddenly flies off and lands on Drake's head *QUACK*
* lacierlingerie p gets hit on by Drake
[Drake] LOL
* lingerie was very provacative with that move by the way, it was very sexy
* 1ingerie slides in Drake's pants
* lacierlingerie hides as Aeos thong underwear
[lacierlingerie] You shall NEVER remove me!
[lacierlingerie] said at drake by the way heh
* lingerie fits like a glove acrossed crush's firm thighs and milky white buttocks
* Aeowyn slides the thong off and tosses it in the tree * Stop that!
* lacierlingerie is a sad thong = (
* lingerie notices that Aeowyn is bottomless and gets very excited
[lingerie] you know what elton john says, lacier, sad thongs say so much
[lingerie] 'turn em on, turn em on, turn on those sad thongs'
* Aeowyn covers up and hides behind a tree * Egad.
[Drake] or Gladys Knight...I feel a thong in my heart...
* lacierlingerie drops onto Aeo's Head hee hee hee
[lacierlingerie] or RogueMage! Where there's a thong there's a way
[Drake] Or Led Zep..the thong remains the same
[crush] or aerosmith same old thong and dance!!!
[Drake] or lord of the thighs. LOL
[lacierlingerie] or sisqo! the thong song...um...what? *L*
[Drake] thong thong
[Drake] thing a thong
[lacierlingerie] Or in Films..King Thong
[Drake] Donkey Thong
[Drake] neverending thong of love. LOL
*** Signoff Drake (#128.146.183#) (so long, or thong...).
[lacierlingerie] or you know..that video game that started it all..Thong?
* Aeowyn watches *
[lingerie] or great white, once bitten twice thigh?
[lingerie] what about that great snuff actor? Long Thong Silver?
[lacierlingerie] I did it for all the thong reasons
[lacierlingerie] Live Thong and Prosper!
* Aeowyn looks at all the lingerie in her buffer *
[lacierlingerie] Am I the only lingerie not in her buffer?
[lacierlingerie] = (
[lingerie] I'm not in her buffer either
*** Mr_Fantastic (202.54.89) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
Mr_Fantastic enters the clearing between the trees.
[lingerie] Mr_Fantastic, what do you think of me????
[Mr_Fantastic] you there?
[Mr_Fantastic] well lingerie .. depends on what you want me to comment on
[lingerie] I'm here Mr_Fantastic, not that I appreciate your cross dreshing fetish, but as
lingerie I must do as I'm told
[lacierlingerie] as lingerie we are but slaves to the transexuals!
* lingerie jumps onto Mr_Fantastic, covering his falsies, admires his wig and lipstick
* lingerie did not know they made high heels in size 13 men
[Mr_Fantastic] Well well .. So what are you doing right now babe
[lingerie] well sweety, I'm covering all your womanly man parts
[Aeowyn] p Babe. Whoa.
[lacierlingerie] watch out for his manly woman breasts!
[lingerie] I'm already on top of that, literally and figuratively speaking
* lingerie especially does not appreciate men who wear my thong, yuck
[lacierlingerie] bleah!
[lingerie] nothing is worse than being stuck in a big hairy crack
[lacierlingerie] heh Well I'm off to bed now = P
*** lacierlingerie is now known as RogueMage.
*** lingerie is now known as fraNk.
[fraNk] me too
[RogueMage] fraNk!..you are a hero to all the lingerie out there on the front lines!
[fraNk] syncronized log off
[fraNk] 3
[fraNk] 2
[fraNk] 1
*** Signoff RogueMage (216.8.148).
*** Signoff fraNk (216.161.68).
* Aeowyn shakes her head *

4/12/01 Forest

[RogueMage] It takes a special person to become a forest regular!
[fraNk] special as in olympics of course *beams*
[RogueMage] one who can withstand sarcasm and ...yes even stupidity at times heh
[fraNk] why don't they have boxing in the special olympics? shit, I'd pay to watch that
[RogueMage] *LOL* I would love to see that..and Javelin throwing
[fraNk] what about special olympics archery?
[RogueMage] and wrestling!