01/26/02 Forest
*** Meltieee (129.100.100) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Meltieee
enters the clearing between the trees.
[kNarf] ARG
[kNarf] BUTTERY
[kNarf] MELTIEEEEEEE
[Meltieee] Heys fraNk.. make my pain stop!
* kNarf grabs a shovel and wacks Meltieeee over the head with it
[Jesusie] ooh fraNk's wacking again *watches*
* Meltieee cries out in pain* I said -stop- the pain, dillhole!
[kNarf] you sounded like Captain Kirk there
[kNarf] except for the whole dillhole part
[kNarf] I must have missed that episode
[Jesusie] sure, kirk always called spock dillhole...
[Jesusie] it was his pet name
01/27/02 Forest
[mellon] i should go lay dwon i am not ina good mood.
* belldandy gets a huge ice packet for llemon's head and turns out all the lights
* JimiGnomeGT gets a huge ice pick for fraNk's head and turns out all the lights.
[JimiGnomeGT] The walls have eyes. The floors, elbows. Beware! *vanishes into his own
rectum*
*** Signoff JimiGnomeGT (24.167.26).
01/27/02 Forest
00_F 66.43.0 Forest F
01_U 66.43.0 Forest U
02_C 66.43.0 Forest C
03_K 66.43.0 Forest K
SomeJerk 206.107.252 Forest me now, dammmit
ThugImmortal 80.225.16 Forest You know you want to....
amelia #203.54.223# Forest at least twice
belldandy 137.28.153 Forest *runs around nakee*
fraNk 137.197.83 Forest I'm up for it *takes off clothes*
01/27/02 Forest
[SomeJerk] ummm why did it get so quiet? *L*_
[fraNk] I was suddenly wrapped up in a chatgasm *LOL*
[Nell] Hey hey
[fraNk] uh oh, hi Nell
[fraNk] now we are all busted
[amelia] this place got so hot my browser crashed ..gees
[fraNk] look at us, naked and sweaty
[Nell] AH! *covers her eyes* Not naked and sweaty!
[belldandy] mine almost crashed too *L* seriously
* SomeJerk disposes of the evidence...
[amelia] belldandy .. never let fraNk lick your browser
[belldandy] nah, he's only allowed to lick my buffer
[fraNk] I'm a druid now
[fraNk] I only have sex with trees
*** SomeJerk is now known as SomeTree.
[fraNk] *LOL*
[amelia] can I watch ?
[fraNk] sure, if you bring sandpaper, I hate slivers
[SomeTree] timmmmbbeerrr
[SomeTree] (he screams that when he's very excited)
* amelia hopes you dont deflower saplings frank
[fraNk] no way, they need heavier bark to take my bite, amelia *LOL*
[belldandy] gives new meaning to the word "woodie"
*** fraNk is now known as You.
* You see fraNk, suddenly you rip off your clothing
* You run to him
* You tear his shirt off
* You tear off his pants
* You want to ravage him for hours
* You know he feels the same way about you but needs prompting
[belldandy] when does fraNk ever need prompting? hehehe
* You take him in a rampant display of unbridled passion
* You have never felt so alive
* You gasp loudly and collapse in a heap
* You sleep for several hours and wake up and do it again
* You realize that fraNk is a god, and you will never question that
[belldandy] what??? You didn't let fraNk finish first?
[amelia] nice guys always finish last
*** You is now known as fraNk.
[fraNk] *LOL*
01/28/02 Forest
[RogueMage] Heyo Jorrun!
[Jorrun_] RM!!
[RogueMage] that's MR RM to you heh
[Jorrun_] MR spelled backwards is RM!!!
* poet_ smacks Jorrun around for old times sake*
[RogueMage] cause I like Jorrun I'll spare him any sarcastic retorts *L*
[Jorrun_] how about sarcastic cohorts?
[RogueMage] sarcastic cohorts? meet fraNk and poet
[thundershrew] now we're talking. *L*
[fraNk] poet is sarcastic?
[fraNk] I would never believe that
* poet_ snickers ar RM*
[fraNk] she is such an angel
* poet_ covers her horns*
[RogueMage] poet is horny!! I saw them
[Jorrun_] a horny poet? unnatural!!
[poet_] am not....you're just seeing things
[fraNk] I have antlers *nods*
[fraNk] of course, this isn't too uncommon
* RazorEdge covers his birgin eyes
[Jorrun_] BIRGIN!!!
* thundershrew throws the birgin into the bolcano*
01/28/02 Forest
* Jorrun_ kills his page that will not allow itself to be fixed!!!
[fraNk] well shit Jorrun, your page wants to be able to have children
[fraNk] little pages running around
[Isabella] oh god fraNk
[fraNk] please Isabella, not so loud
[fraNk] if other people know what you and I are doing in the buffer
[fraNk] SHHHHHHHHHHH
[Isabella] *L*.........damn it
[Isabella] *coughs on kNarf*
* fraNk gets botulism
[Isabella] *L*
[fraNk] rabies
[fraNk] HIV
[Isabella] no!!!!!!
[Jorrun_] i hope not 8L*
[fraNk] scurvey
[fraNk] tourretts
[fraNk] diarhea
[fraNk] horny
[Isabella] you have tourretts hon
[fraNk] since when am I hon?
[fraNk] I'm not Korean
[Jorrun_] she likes you frank
[fraNk] Hon Lo Park, please come to the principals office
[fraNk] hahahah *points and laughs*
[Isabella] *L*..........right
[fraNk] stupid foreigners *grumbles*
* fraNk sticks his head out the classroom door into the hallway *thats what you get for eating
my dog, I KNOW YOU DID IT
01/29/02 Forest
[fraNk] hehehehe
[RogueMage] smile at fraNk1
[fraNk] what about fraNk2 and fraNk3
[fraNk] you have nothing for them Rogue???
[RogueMage] MageinTheHat with his trusty sidekicks fraNk1 and fraNk2
[Isabella] more than one kNarf?
[Isabella] oh goodness
* AshenSouls is poor and only has beta fraNk 0 *
[Beulah] where do you buy a fraNk?
[RogueMage] don't you buy fraNks at the gag store?
[GIN] i bought a fraNk. he is my bath toy.
[Isabella] i thought they were in the hot dog section
[GIN] I like to hug him and kiss him and SQUEEZE him tightly and call him George.
[fraNk] fraNk as a bath toy?
[Isabella] oh my
[Naphtalia] nuh uh
[Isabella] i wouldn't want a little kNarf floatin in my tub
01/29/02 Forest
[Isabella] hum hum's
[fraNk] I love it when you hum
[fraNk] it makes me itch muh bum
[Isabella] oh look, fraNk's making a poem
[Isabella] how sweet
[fraNk] and then I kiss your mum
[fraNk] and drink a bottle of rum
[fraNk] and you may think I'm dum
[fraNk] but your mom makes me c...razy
[Isabella] i'm thinking you're going to run out of 3 letter words ending in "um" perty soon
[fraNk] oh???
[Isabella] yes
[fraNk] right into her tum
[fraNk] she had to spit out her gum
[fraNk] she really likes my thum
[Isabella] in her bum?
[fraNk] she's my special chum
[Isabella] *L*....oh, ok
[Gin] i was gonna say bum.*L*
[fraNk] when she leaves I am glum
[fraNk] she sucks me like a plum
[Isabella] glum?.......is that a word?
[Gin] Glum means sad.
[RogueMage] Glum...what a.....word..*L*
[Isabella] shhh.....fraNk's making a poem
[fraNk] until I am quite num
01/29/01 Forest
[GypsyQueen] Hmm. Well RM, just you and me.
[RogueMage] I dont' know just kiss me
[RogueMage] it's that time of the month for me!
[RogueMage] you know Superbowl time
[RogueMage] and my hormones are raging out of control
[dj_drea] So what is you people's a/s/l? mine is 19/f/canada
[RogueMage] 22/guy/Ontario!
[GypsyQueen] Bah! *takes Rogue in front of everyone just to amuse the
room*
[RogueMage] GypsyQueen is 74/toothlesslesbian/Morrocco
[GypsyQueen] RM is 13/myloveslave/zimbabwe
[RogueMage] you have a 13 year old love slave?
[GypsyQueen] do you have a toothbrush?
[RogueMage] No I dont' believe in tooth care
[GypsyQueen] I didn't think so.....*waves a hand over her nose* Geez!
Halitosis!
[RogueMage] that's okay I have ol chopper here!
* RogueMage opens a beer with his one tooth
[dj_drea] I thought you were toothless GypsyQueen
[GypsyQueen] Who me? Toothless? Yah I had em removed to give better
oral pleasure.
[GypsyQueen] I learned about it in "Slutty Granny" magazine.
[RogueMage] I prefer Old men getting rub downs myself.
01/29/02 Forest
* RazorEdge stretches and rubs his bloodshot eyes
* fraNk stretches and rubs his blood covered cock
[fraNk] my rooster was in a fight last night, you'll have to forgive him
[nikki] ewww
[fraNk] a vicious battle with a rather crazy beaver
01/29/02 Teens16_19
[Gin] MY CHEST HURTS.
[Kevin_] show me Gin... maybe I can see what's wrong
01/29/01 Forest
*for whatever reason the server log actions began showing up in any operator’s buffer who has the
ability to use log*
[Minion] you've never used log Ceasar?
[Minion] it feels really good
[midas] it's tough to pick the right log...
[Minion] don't forget to flush though
[Caesar] I USED to have log, and now it's all weird like.
[Caesar] Oh, I'm confused.
[midas] and wipe...muahahah
[Caesar] I QUIT!
[Caesar] Wipe?
[Caesar] Are you supposed to wipe?
[Caesar] Is that why my ass is always kind of itchy and stuff?
[Gin] ew.
[midas] when using the log you must /wipe
[Gin] Anyway.
[Caesar] I'm sorry. *sheepish*
*then in the buffer*
*** Blocked Entry vagina (ADDR 202.126.150.10)
*** Blocked Entry vagina (ADDR 202.126.150.10)
*back to the main*
[midas] that dumbshit is still trying to get in
[Minion] *LMFAO*!!!!!!!
[belldandy] *lmao*
[midas] must have been a chastity belt
[midas] there it is again...or a really strong set of panties
*in the buffer again*
*** Blocked Entry vagina (ADDR 202.126.150.10)
*** Blocked Entry mad (ADDR 202.126.150.10)
*** Blocked Entry sad (ADDR 202.126.150.10)
01/29/02 Forest
*** fraNk has partially cleared the room.
[midas] I don't think I like that appearing in the buffer now....
*in the buffer*
*** CLEAR by fraNk ( Minion ) in Forest ( the guy with the nickname that you yell while getting
head )
07/23/01 CyberMyst SG Bulletin Board
*anyone who has played CyberMyst and put a lot of time into the game knows how much it stinks to
die, and when I saw this I did feel bad for them but at the same time it has to be one of the funniest
things I've ever seen on a bulletin board*
GongGal (#202.166.31#) Mon Jul 23 10:26:03 SGT 2001
ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FARK PUT MORE THAN 20 LIVE BALROG IN 83.87?????
MOTHER ASSHOLE!!!!!!! MAKE SURE NEXT TIME UR CHILD WILL BE WITHOUT AN
ASS!!!!!!!!!! STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR THAT UR CHILD WILL BE WITHOUT AN ASS,
WILL BE ARBNORMAL!!!!!!!!!! FRAK!