03/08/01 Forest

[fraNk] if your naked and you know it hammer your keyboard
(W()*WE(NWGPNPLNASEN()@#*$T
* fraNk sings
[fraNk] if your naked and you know it smash your keyboard
((W*E()*EGU(HWOONGLSDLG
[fraNk] if you're naked and you know it then you're genitals will show it if you're naked and
you know it smash your keyboard (S*SW(*(WE(()*W#*()HWHH(G

03/08/01 Forest

[PeesaKrap] Yah wull...MI AM SPESHIAL AWFISER DOOFY!
[fraNk] awfiser doofy?? YOU HAD ME AT HELLO!!! YOU HAD ME AT HELLO!!!
[niceguy17] JERRY MGUIRE
[fraNk] YOU COMPLETE ME ASHHOLE!!
[fraNk] WHOS COMING WITH ME??? DOROTHY NICEGUY BOYD< GOOD!!!
*humps him/her

03/08/01 Forest

[fraNk] big cock for sale, only 12 cents *points at dogpoop*
[dogpoop] My cock is as big as my hand. Exactly.
[fraNk] hmm, that is bad news, since you just won the title of Smallest Hand King of
Lincoln County Ark
[dogpoop] Yeah, and I only entered in that county because it is a little person district

03/16/01 Forest

[fraNk] OH MY GOD I FOUND THEM
[Pez] Found what?
[fraNk] I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE1!!!
*** M_Y_N_U_T_S has been magically summoned by fraNk to Forest!
[fraNk] ALRIGHT THEY ARE HUGE!!!!
[Pez] Ahahahhahahahhahahhahahaha.
[KevinsBacon] *LMAO*
[fraNk] ELEPHANTITUS STRIKES BACK!!!
[Pez] Good thing, too. You'll never know when you might need them.
*** M_Y_N_U_T_S (216.236.18) has left location Forest
[fraNk] oh great, I lost them again *L*

03/22/01 Forest

[Matter] There is a tree that I call mine, it stands among the towering pine
[Matter] It's not so tall nor is it full, as other trees that I do know
[Matter] But even though it is so small, it stands among the tallest tall
[Matter] This is the tree of God.
[WonderWoman] What's the tree of God?
[fraNk] Matter, my tree is huge, want to see it?
[WonderWoman] Oh.. fraNk's tree is .. Is that why they all say "Oh My God"?

03/22/01 Forest

*** cowgirluk (62.252.96) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as cowgirluk
enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] hey, nice udders
[fraNk] I can't touch them though, not with the UK and this whole hoof and mouth thing
and all…unless *puts on environmental suit* oh yah

03/22/01 Forest

*** Thunderstrike (206.186.9) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
Thunderstrike enters the clearing between the trees.
[WonderWoman] ack! it's the thundershrike!
[WonderWoman] oh.. I thought it said shrike..
[Mink] hmm... what is a shrike? *asks Jeeves*
[Mink] "They tear their food apart after placing it in crotches of limbs to help hold it. "
Oooh... very informative Jeeves =P
[WonderWoman] another use for the multi-crotched tree. shrike food holder
[fraNk] I didn't know you could crotche a tree, now knitting yes, but crotche? how do you
get the bark to look real?

03/22/01 Forest

[WonderWoman] did you know that a platypus has two penises?
[fraNk] hmm, I must be a platypus
[fraNk] no wait, I just have one GIANT one
[WonderWoman] You have a giant platypus?
[fraNk] would a female be a platypussy?

03/22/01 Forest

*** zip (137.99.61) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as zip enters the clearing
between the trees.
* fraNk grabs zip, adds him to lockbag to create a nice fresh sandwich holder

03/22/01 Forest

[fraNk] don't make a dildo out of a carved rock
[alliya] dildo? what?
[PeachRose] I dunno man those are yummy
[alliya] dildos are yummy?

03/22/01 Forest

[stark] That's no being fair on you, the magic bus doesnt appear until you've had about 7
pints!
[fraNk] I saw the magic bus last night while I was pleasuring myself
[RogueMage] hmm looks like the teacher and her students were doing a little sex ed fraNk?
*L*
[alliya] the magic bus or the short bus?
[LongTongue] magic bus, dammit...alliya is about to get "lost" in the woods.
[stark] the magic bus! the one that appears in a club when your in the toilet after your 7th
pint and takes away all the unattractive people & drops off a load of stunning women!
[alliya] lost in the woods? *raises an eyebrow* is this going to be like the blairwitch
project?
[LongTongue] more kind like...the eroticwitchpro...DOH! never mind *blush*
[fraNk] SEX IS EVIL SAYETH ALLAH
*** fraNk is now known as AbamaBenLaden.
[AbamaBenLaden] I WILL BLOW YOUR MAGIC BUS TO HELL CAPATALIST HEATHEN
*** RogueMage is now known as fraNk.
[fraNk] Down with Capitalist Pig Dawgs!
* Felosatio sucks
[AbamaBenLaden] CHANGE YOUR NICK FELOSATIO, IT IS NOT SPELLED RIGHT
[Felosatio] LISTEN TO HER VULVATIOUSNESS
[AbamaBenLaden] YOUR INCORRECT NICKNAME SPELLING IS ANGERING
ALLAH GREATLY
[fraNk] fraNk is also mightily Angered by this lack of oral sex spelled correctly
* LongTongue flashes his stud! *winks @ alliya*
[AbamaBenLaden] I WILL KIDNAP YOUR PET GERBIL LONGTONGUE AND
FORCE HIM INTO THE BUTTOCKS OF A HEATHEN MALE
[stark] You’d have to pry it from between his buttocks first
[AbamaBenLaden] I COMMAND YOU NOW STARK TO RENOUNCE YOUR EVIL
WAYS AND PRAY TO ALLAH
[alliya] this is like scary movie... miss felatio or however you spell it
*** Suave (216.8.147) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Suave enters the
clearing between the trees.
[Suave] Join THE MIGHTY SOCIALIST ARMY OF SUAVE!
[Felosatio] Silence you dylexic Alabama Bean !
[Suave] AND YOU TOO SHALL KNOW THE JOYS OF MANY RUBLES
[Felosatio] Wish i took those typing lessons now
[AbamaBenLaden] FELOSATIO, MAY ALLAH STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH A
LARGE ROCK COATED IN THE FECES OF A GIANT MULE
*** Felosatio is now known as Felos.
* Felos the Fresh Maker
* Felos the deoderant for all your crevices
[stark] hey LongTongue is an amatuer, his girlfriend told me my tongue was much better.
* LongTongue throws a right across and hits stark...dammit beavis..
[Linnea] join the holy orgy kama sutra
[stark] Holy orgy. I'm there! nooky & salvation all in the one go. WOOHOO!
[AbamaBenLaden] LONGTONGUE, DEFEAT STARK, IT IS A HOLY WAR!!!
[stark] I'm telling you Abama he wouldnt dare. I got 2 much dirt on him!
[Suave] Stark!! No more Nooky for you until you Say the litany of Suave!
[Suave] In fact Let's all have a Suave Sing along!
[AbamaBenLaden] ALLAH DOES NOT WANT ANYONE SINGING THE HEATHEN
DOG SONGS
[Suave] ALLAH IS NOTHING COMPARED TO SUAVE!
[Suave] SUAVE IS SEXY AND EVERYONE WANTS HIM
[stark] the litany of suave, woohoo nooky right away? its like a magic phrase, the
abracadabra of sex!
[AbamaBenLaden] OKAY I HAVE A SONG FOR YOU
[AbamaBenLaden] HEATHEN DOG HAS LEGS TIMES THREE, MAKES IT HARD
FOR HIM TO PEE
[AbamaBenLaden] HEATHEN DOG IS IN THE OCEAN, EITHER THAT OR WITH
HAND LOTION
[AbamaBenLaden] AH SHIT ALLAH SAYS ITS TIME TO GO

03/22/01 Teens11_15

*** KICK WARNING User boobies_onfire warned by samberrymuffin 323 ( Teens11_15 )
( okay.. just one thing.. what is with this nick? and.. flooding )

03/25/01 Teens16_19

*** superDick (203.124.1) 20plus / Welcome!!!
[Minion] superDick?? *LOL*
[HOE] hahahahahaahah superdick... can fly or not
[Minion] YES LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HE IS A CRIME FIGHTING RICHARD!!!!

03/27/01 Forest

*** fatgirl (142.165.56) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fatgirl enters
the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] WOAH
*** fatgirl (142.165.56) has left location Forest
[fraNk] thank god, the scale just farted when she came in

03/29/01 Cellar

[DeadOnArrival] .
* DeadOnArrival blinks* damn random periods
[RogueMage] I'm not like most women...
[RogueMage] I have random periods
* fraNk hands Rogue a maxi pad

03/29/01 Cellar

*** Chilly (#64.182.90#) Cellar / Chilly descends the stairs and peers at the wine
racks and coffin!!!
[fraNk] Hey Chilly welcome to the chat!!!
[fraNk] I like crackers with my chilly

03/28/01 Cellar

[Sandman_] RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
* Sandman_ turns the Cellar into his own private mosh pit*
* fraNk runs and dives off a 4th story building into the pit

03/28/01 Forest

[belldandy] mmm... meat balls...
[kNarf] in a satchel?
[belldandy] who needs spaghetti when you got meat balls??
[kNarf] my spaghetti noodle is really something to behold.
[kNarf] That's not to say that the meatballs aren't
[kNarf] they are also quite spectacular *L*
[belldandy] don't you mean be held?
[kNarf] no way belly, hands off my noodle *L*
[Emaleth] I like my meat balls... and i don't care if that sounds bad!
[Emaleth] I like to suck on them and then chomp down...
[kNarf] woah Emaleth, you aren't getting anywhere near my meaty balls *L*

03/28/01 Forest

* belldandy pulls herself out of the lake and removes her wet clothing*
* fraNk stares at the nude belly
* belldandy simply states: * I am wet.
[fraNk] woah
[fraNk] the nude WET belly *L*
[fraNk] mwa ha ha ha oh the dirty thoughts
* fraNk beats himself *quit thinking so nasty*
[belldandy] hmm... beat yerself often furter?
[fraNk] oh wait, that didn't sound quite right did it *L* forget about the beating part, that
was wrong *looks around nervously

03/28/01 Forest

*** funnestgirl (216.65.106) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as funnestgirl
enters the clearing between the trees.
[funnestgirl] Hello stryfe!! *S* you have a big dick, Alamarxist told me so
*** KICK WARNING User funnestgirl warned by Aeowyn 4006 ( Forest ) ( Lewd )
*** Kick funnestgirl by _shirov_ (out!).
*** Ban (216.65.106) by OpWithNoNick (foul lang, racist, lewd comments).
[fraNk] just when you thought all ops had di.. I mean nicks *L*
[fraNk] stryfe and his huge manly rod hahahaha
[Alamarxist] I told you it was satisfying. NOT BIG.

03/28/01 Forest

[JimmyGnomeAli] Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!
[JimmyGnomeAli] They're already accused of meltism.
[JimmyGnomeAli] Meltery, if you will.
* fraNk has been banned by Obsolete (you are but a melty, out with thee!!!)
[Alamarxist] Turn thine butt for a righteous kick-warning.
[stryfe] There can be no doubt with meltsim. it is much akin to darwinism and autism. It
smacks you in the face with a great slappy hand.
[stryfe] slap!slap!slap!
* JimmyGnomeAli clasps his hands inside the sleeves of his robe and lowers his head to
stryfe* I don't understand, Wisest Anteater.
[stryfe] i will help you, Lost One.
[fraNk] oh god, she has become the chair, AHHHHHHHHH SHE SEES ME SHE
ATTACKS
[Alamarxist] The chair... it wants to die
[JimmyGnomeAli] The chair isn't anywhere. He's inside my mind.
[stonecold316] its all gravy
[JimmyGnomeAli] WAX ON, WAX OFF, ALL YOUR WAX ARE BELONG TO US!
[fraNk] MY KINGDOM FOR A MELTY, SOMEONE HAS SET US UP THE MELTY
[JimmyGnomeAli] Ahhh... oh my. Maybe my doctor's right, I shouldn't do cocaine before
operating heavy machinery like a computer.
[fraNk] is that why Jimmy's monitor is imbedded in my ass?

03/30/01 Forest

*** FRANK_SR (208.15.79) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as
FRANK_SR enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] HI DAD
[FRANK_SR] hi son
[FRANK_SR] Frankie are you going to wash my car or not?
[fraNk] you freak, where have you been the last 10 years?
[fraNk] you forgot to send me a card even
[FRANK_SR] trying to forget you’re mine
*** kNarf_Jr (64.228.4) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as kNarf_Jr enters
the clearing between the trees.
[kNarf_Jr] da da
[FRANK_SR] wow a family reunion
[fraNk] I didnt' even know I had kids
[fraNk] interesting
[FRANK_SR] frank kids always come around when you win the lotto
[fraNk] how did they find out I won the lottery???
[FRANK_SR] tax forms , always there to screw you
[fraNk] ah great, there goes that 50 bucks *sigh*
*** Alamarxism (24.65.219) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Alamarxism
enters the clearing between the trees.
[Alamarxism] Oh god. They've multiplied.
[Alamarxism] Alright, WHO FED FRANK AFTER MIDNIGHT?!!

04/01/01 Forest

* niceguy17 turns on his webcam
* niceguy17 blows up alamak
[fraNk] woah, where did you get a blow up Alamak???? I looked all over the adult stores
and never found one!!!
[fraNk] must be only available in Canada dammit
[niceguy17] I found it in a newsgroup.
[niceguy17] alt.binaries.domedoll