10/02/02 Forest
[Goth] No one knows what I am or what my goals are. I am mysterious. I am Goth
[kNarf] you are about as mysterious as Barney the purple dinosaur
[kNarf] if I dyed my hair black, started smoking like a freak, never got any sun, and wore
mascara, I'd be goth *nods*
[Goth] I smoke cigarettes because I know they are bad for me but I don't care because I am
a self-proclaimed rebel
[jonny] trying hard to be original? dark? mysterious? ohhhh you wear black! wow.....that
makes you so special i guess!! *tightens Goths helmet*
*** Goth is now known as muffin.
[kNarf] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MUFFY!!! *hugs*
[kNarf] muffin you are no goth *L*
[muffin] I always wondered what it felt like to have people say those kind of things to you
when you spouted stupid shit
[poette] *L* a goth muffin? what is it,burned?
[kNarf] *LMAO*
10/04/02 Teens16_19
[SuperSweet17] any men in here have msn
[XWXWXXWXWXWXW] I wish I was a man
[pinkrockstar] hah, i dont even drink pop at all
[smurf] well, it's okay. i don't like pepsi..or coke..
[smurf] p i like rootbeer hah
[XWXWXXWXWXWXW] I like only one kind of rootbeer
[XWXWXXWXWXWXW] A&W
[XWXWXXWXWXWXW] it's the only kind to drink, it's frosty and refreshing and also is
proven to increase hair loss by 47%
[smurf] i like rootbeer floats.
[Kristy] I like toilet water, personally.
[XWXWXXWXWXWXW] Kristy would get along real well with our dog and my 2 year
old cousin
[honry_guy] nobody wanna chat wif me .....
[honry_guy] xwwxwxwxw plz chat wif me
[honry_guy] halo
[XWXWXXWXWXWXW] honry hi there, you spelled henry wrong
10/05/02 Hot_Tub
[BladeRunner] If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it
would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
[fraNkemup] that has to be a Deep Thoughts by jack handy
[NYguy] I bet it would make you madder if the guy was banging the horse, Blade
[fraNkemup] sex with horses isn't all it's cracked up to be, you can get hurt really bad
[fraNkemup] like one time, I spent almost 6 weeks in the hospital with cracked ribs, a
ruptured ovary, and leprosy
[Flora] ewwwwwww fraNk *L*
[BladeRunner] If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay
to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if
you're serious about adopting the vulture.
10/20/02 /whoall CyberMyst
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10/20/02 Teens16_19
[SparklyAmey] lol i don't call boys.
[SparklyAmey] especially rapists
[pinkrockstar] hahah he's not a rapist, just a typical male
[pinkrockstar] all in it for one thing
[Minion] I'm no rapist, she didn't mean no okay???? GOD!!!! LEAVEMEALONE!!!
*** Minion (#137.197.84#) has left location Teens16_19
[SparklyAmey] lol @ Minion
10/22/02 Think_Cafe
*** Marina (68.104.130) Think_Cafe / Marina puts down some books, gets a
coffee, and joins the discussion.
[Marina] Hi
[fraNkeroo] hi place to park boats
[Marina] Im looking for a male
[LilMinion] She wants you to park your boat!
[fraNkeroo] a mail boat? boats deliver mail?
[Marina] I want to tell you about me
[fraNkeroo] OH? like how deep you are, water temp, etc? okay
[Marina] Im a Cheerleader and im in movies
[fraNkeroo] really?? sounds truly exciting
[fraNkeroo] were you in Cheerleader Cookoff 2002?
[Marina] YES i was in the cheerleading cookoff 2002 If i could have any thing in the world
it would be My family they come 1
[Marina] I'd love to have a boyfriend
[fraNkeroo] you would? wow, I feel like I"m watching the miss america pageant
[fraNkeroo] so tell us, if you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
[Marina] Every one loves me im just looking for someone special
[fraNkeroo] wow, what an intesting answer, not world peace or stop world hunger but
something for yourself?
[fraNkeroo] I'm not sure the judges are going to like such an egocentrical response, but
hey, that's okay *crowd goes wild*
[fraNkeroo] next up we have the bikini contest, are you ready Marina?
[fraNkeroo] oh, I've just been told it's called the "swimwear contest" and not to use the
word bikini anymore
[LilMinion] Of course something for herself. *L* Silly wonderful fraNk! The world
revolves around cheerleaders, they are the most important members of society!
[Marina] Yes, and i Dont have sex With strangers I dont have time with being an actor And
cheerleader
[fraNkeroo] what if someone says "hi, my name is Rick" then they aren't a stranger
[fraNkeroo] then you can have sex with them *nods*
[fraNkeroo] Marina? what is your 'special talent'?
[Marina] Singing
[fraNkeroo] oh? you are now a singer?
[Marina] My sister is a singer i went on tour with her thats why i want to be a singer but im
an actor and cheerleader
*** hotsexyboy (209.239.76) Think_Cafe / hotsexyboy puts down some books,
gets a coffee, and joins the discussion.
[hotsexyboy] hi
[fraNkeroo] hotsexyboy, have you met Marina?
[Marina] HI
[fraNkeroo] she like boats, and she has a deep harbor
*** furkey (#204.94.232#) Think_Cafe / furkey puts down some books, gets a
coffee, and joins the discussion.
[furkey] The Committee for Aesthetic Deletions has arrived.
[furkey] Marina, you have been selected.
[furkey] Do you know what happens now?
[Marina] Yes
[Marina] What
[furkey] You get deleted.
[furkey] The bird is cruel.
[Marina] who wants to go out with me
*** raar (138.119.13) Think_Cafe / raar puts down some books, gets a coffee, and
joins the discussion.
[raar] I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU
[fraNkeroo] raar, tell us about what a date would be like for Marina, if you went out with
her?
[fraNkeroo] half hour walk thru Walmart, dinner at McDonalds? then back to the trailer?
*S*
[Marina] who wants to go out with me PR im going to live
[furkey] raar risks deletion.
[raar] i would paint her hull.
[Marina] Furkey shut your mouth
[furkey] raar risks deletion based on his own merit. A Marina doesn't have a hull.
[raar] you ****ing guy. En said she was a boat. i SAW it.
[raar] she cant be a marina AND a boat.
[raar] *cough* nitpic
[Marina] Im not talking to you
[raar] K!
[raar] are you talking to me, Marina?
[furkey] No, she likes boats. Parked in her gigantic harbor.
[raar] aaaaah.
[raar] i'd swim between her pilings then.
[Marina] Raar where are you from
[raar] I am from Madagascar. where are you from?
[Marina] Furkey is an *****
[raar] they made me hold down my sister while they castrated her.
[raar] ive never had a chance, since, to touch her breasts.
[raar] i wish clits grew back.
[Marina] Connecutic but I travel because Im an actor
[fraNkeroo] 2 point deduction, mispelling your own states name
[Marina] Do you want to go out with me
[fraNkeroo] yes raar, do you wish to go out with Marina, and touch her pylons?
[raar] i want to go out with you, yes.
[raar] are you castrated?
[furkey] I am telling you all. This fleshlump must be deleted.
[Marina] I dont know
[raar] you dont KNOW?
[raar] do you feel sensation when you play with yourself?
[Marina] Raar cam I have your phone#
[raar] sure you cam have my phone number.
[Marina] How old are you
[raar] i am fourty four. how old are you?
[Marina] Im 18
[Dreamy_01] n-e one wanna chat??if so press 420
[raar] FOURTWENTY
[Marina] 420
[raar] how far can your lips stretch before your jaw cracks, Marina?
[Marina] raar
[raar] *gasp*
[raar] she roared at me!
[Dreamy_01] n-e one wanna chat??if so press 420
[fraNkeroo] Dreamy_01, the first blind chatter to crack the internet
[fraNkeroo] Marina, what is your idea of a great night?
[Marina] I dont know
[raar] a great night would be one spent in bed with me, right, marina?
[Marina] Hi
[raar] HI!
[furkey] I am completely and totally disgusted.
[Marina] Do you want my #
[Marina] Yes or no
[raar] i want your number, yes, Marina.
[raar] YES
[Marina] call me, Ask for Ashley
[raar] WOW IM GOING TO CALL YOU ALL THE TIME ASHLEY
[raar] why cant i ask for marina?
[Marina] Oh marina is a nick name
[Marina] Raar do you want to call me right now
[raar] i cant call you right now.
[raar] we are about to dance ourselves into a frenzy around the fire.
[raar] but after that, yes.
[phantasia_guy] ben a while since I danced myself into a frenzy
[fraNkeroo] Hiya phantasiaperson
[phantasia_guy] no Frank ... that's guy ... I also go by chairguy ... if I were a fire fighter, I'd
be a fireguy
[fraNkeroo] if you were a homo you would be gay guy
[Marina] How long does that take
[raar] as long as my sisters castration took
[joe_spit] same crap
[fraNkeroo] why hello there joe
* Vengeance arches a brow* Ashley? Who's Ashley?
[raar] Marina is Ashley. shes an actress, a cheerleader, and a singer.
[raar] shes looking for a boyfriend.
[phantasia_guy] you make it sound like she's shopping raar
[Marina] Yes
[fraNkeroo] maybe she needs some milk and sausage?
[Vengeance] Vengeance is a student, criminologist and is tri-lingual.
[fraNkeroo] ooh, tri-lingual? well I am a bisterbater
[fraNkeroo] I'm an animalientoligist
[Marina] Are you going to chat or not
[phantasia_guy] slips his hand up joe's dress
[fraNkeroo] oh god, now THAT is sexy
[phantasia_guy] always upping the ante
[furkey] The word "Think" is in the name of this chatroom. Why did all of you come in
here?
[Marina] Hello
[furkey] Vengeance excepted from statement.
[joe_spit] thinks hard......don't have a clue furky
[phantasia_guy] well, some of us are men, which means that statistically, we think about
sex at least 50% of the time
[Marina] yeah
[Marina] bye
[Vengeance] Men think about women once every 5.3 sec.
[fran] what is it with that phantasia guy...thinking of sex at least 50% of the time?
[Marina] you *****s
[phantasia_guy] It varies from day to day of course ... I'm having a 75% day today
[joe_spit] hey phantasia guy its think cafe not gay café
[phantasia_guy] well, then get out of that dress, joe
[Vengeance] It's impossible not to include one female in a male's train of thought for at
least 5 secondes
[fran] why is it that married men cheat as often as they do
[phantasia_guy] well, it takes two to tango, fran
[Vengeance] A man's fantasy, to be with as many women as possible, a woman's fantasy, to
live happily ever after with one man
[joe_spit] out of the dress......ya funny
[Marina] Im sorry teens say bad things at time i do because im an actor and i say them in
films
[fraNkeroo] I guess you can say that Ven
[Vengeance] Feel any better?
[Marina] you guys sound like ass*****
[Marina] you do
[fraNkeroo] once I shot a boat in a marina
[Vengeance] So you sunk your first boat in Marina, kNarf?
[fraNkeroo] of course, it was but a dingy
[Vengeance] Well who are you to complain, it was your first
[Marina] bye
[Marina] do you want to go out with me
[Marina] sorry
[phantasia_guy] tightens his sphincter
[Marina] ****you
*** Marina (68.104.130) has left location Think_Cafe
[fraNkeroo] poor Marina
10/22/02 Forest
[FruityPebbles] my mom has oxycodones... generic for something good.. i took half of one
and it helped a lil
[Electra] funny my dr keeps wanting to medicate me but i refuse *stabs Wakko in the eye*
* Xena has alieve
[kNarf] yah yah yah Xena, oh oh she's still alive
[kNarf] now where is alliya when we need her
* Xena kills kNarf...ends that problem
[Sandman_] Frank she died in a plane crash said that we lose a young singer and hot piece
of ass like that. Oh wait you mean the chatter Alliya
[Alamarxism] And now a short intermission while we figure out Sandman's post.
[WakkoWarner] alliya is a dead singer remember??
[Sandman_] Its not my problem, Al you're a shut in closed off from whats happening in the
rest of the world
[kNarf] I'm a shut in
[kNarf] I'm watching mass on tv right now
[WakkoWarner] you mean a lock down don't you??
[WakkoWarner] stop looking for your ass you cant find it not even on tv
[kNarf] yes, a lock down, my mistake
[kNarf] time to go shower with bubba
[kNarf] he has me using powdered soap now you know
[Electra] so i use Dr. GreenThumbs home remidy
[WakkoWarner] oh bubba drop the soap