03/13/02 Forest

[hexstasyy] i am busy taking nude pictures. sorry.
[DarkSilence] Hey, me too, Sandy!
[Gin] I'm not.
[Gin] The people at the library might not like that.
[Gin] or they might...depending on the gender.
[DarkSilence] I think I sure would.
[Gin] my eyes are burning.
[Gin] i hate being practically blind.
[hexstasyy] strange
[DarkSilence] I need glasses for a stigmatism in my left eye.
[hexstasyy] neato
[Gin] yes i am strange.
[Gin] thank you.
[Gin] i have one in both eyes.
[Gin] but the left is worse than the right.
[hexstasyy] i'm blind too
[hexstasyy] but no stigmatism stuff
[hexstasyy] just blind
[Gin] i walked into a wall, once.
[Gin] and a glass door that i thought was open..
[Gin] it was funny.
[DarkSilence] Mine is not bad at all.
[Gin] but my head hurt afterwards.
[fraNk] I have a eurithmic in my left eye
[fraNk] her name is annie lennox
[Gin] *LOL*
[hexstasyy] haha
[hexstasyy] fraNk you are really on crack
[Gin] i have no idea why i just read that as"fraNk, you are a holy cock"
[Gin] don't ask.
[Gin] i don't know why.
[hexstasyy] because you're a horny ***** *l*
[DarkSilence] I think you've got something on your mind, Gin.
[Gin] That may be true, yes.
[Gin] but y'all love me anyways.
[hexstasyy] i hate old men in my buffer
*** Signoff fraNk (137.197.83).
[hexstasyy] *OldMan* (137.197.83) hi there, want to play with my old gray haired
wrinkley nuts?
*** fraNk (137.197.83) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as fraNk enters the
clearing between the trees.
[hexstasyy] *l* fraNk
[fraNk] hi all *S*
[DarkSilence] HAha.

03/14/02 Forest

[Mink] Good news. I'm not pregnant *smiles*
[RogueMage] hey I'm not pregnant too!! = D
[Mink] I still haven't gotten my montly visitor though *Frowns*
[RogueMage] unfortunately I have..Drunk Uncle Bob made his monthly visit

03/14/02 Forest

*** Ember (68.42.106) has left location Forest
*** Ember has been magically summoned by fraNk to Forest!
[Ember] frankie we've got a problem
[fraNk] we do?
[fraNk] did that painful inflamation come back?
[Ember] to continue where we left off asshole
[fraNk] oh, sure, what's going on my little monkey?

03/15/02 Teens16_19

* DUMCHEERLEADER CLIMBS UP ON SHAMUS' FACE AND SLIDES HER PUSSY
ALL OVER HIM CREAMING HEAVILY
[FatFrank] What the hell you damn DUMCHEERLEADER!
[DUMCHEERLEADER] OH GOD LICK ME YUM YUM YUM SHAMUS
[CoMpLiCaTeD] GOOD GOD SOMEONE KICK THAT!
*** Kick DUMCHEERLEADER by shamus (lewd).

03/17/02 Beach

*this next collection is rather racy, if you are under 18 don’t read it (yah, like you would listen)*

* LordLongShaft arrives, dressed in silky black boxers, his bulging manhood poking at
them
[LordLongShaft] oh Sally, my manhood is hard and twitchy, veins poking about, the
purple velvety head ready for your licking temptations
[LordLongShaft] hmm, I'm thinking about you, your cute sexy hot little pussy, stroking it
with my tongue, licking your clit and fingering you until you are unable to resist, and begging me to
stuff my fire breathing manly tree into your moist womanly garden
[SoftNSweet] you are really sick LordLong
[LordLongShaft] hmmm and while I pound in and out of you, SoftnSweet can lick the
dripping moist juices from the base of my satiny silky man pouch
[SoftNSweet] you wish you gross ******
* LordLongShaft slides Sally's panties down, exposing her delicate trimmed flower of
womanhood
[LordLongShaft] oh Sally, I have longed for this moment, to tease the tender folds of your
delectable beaver
[LordLongShaft] Sally, spread your legs wide, take hold of my shaft and pull me in, let me
slide inside of you and pound you like a jackhammer, until I scream aloud, pulling out and squirting
manly gravy upon your chin and breasts
[LordLongShaft] Sally are you there?? Please take me in your mouth, suck me hard and
tickle my balls with your petite soft hands

*and after LLS is kicked…*

[nudejenny_12] I could sure use some hot action, anyone like young girls? message me
now for some hot mouth on cock *S*
[SallySexpot] well what a silly nickname then!
[nudejenny_12] oh god I'm wet, please someone finger me now, lick my hairless slit
[SallySexpot] that's bad, nudejenny.
[SallySexpot] you're bad, like me. i like that
* SallySexpot licks nudejenny's little titties

*then nudejenny is kicked…*

[CheerleaderYUM] BIG COCK FXCKING!!!! *woo hoooooooooooo* *cheers and kicks
her legs up high so that everyone can see she has no panties on *giggles*
[SallySexpot] but i don't have a cock! *cries* can i lick your shaved pussy instead?
[CheerleaderYUM] YES!!! LICK ME NOW!!!!
[SallySexpot] YUM?
[CheerleaderYUM] thank goodness I shaved my pussy *blushes*
[CheerleaderYUM] GIVE ME A B!!!
[SallySexpot] B
[CheerleaderYUM] GIVE ME A C
[SallySexpot] C
[CheerleaderYUM] GIVE ME AN F!!!!
[SallySexpot] F?
[CheerleaderYUM] WHATS THAT SPELL???
[SallySexpot] ummmm
[SallySexpot] that doesn't spell anything
[Corax] you weird freaks!!!
[CheerleaderYUM] Corax ate my shit last night, he is sick and awesome!!! *licks Corax
on the dainty nutsack*
[CheerleaderYUM] HOLY JESUS MY PUSSY IS WET!!! someone please either ****
me or finger me, eat me bang me rod me strike me down with the firey sperm from a hot twitching
cock oh lord I need a mangravy surprise and I need it now
[kiki] what the?? someone needs to kick her!!!
[CheerleaderYUM] kiki I'm nude, please please take me

*of course, cheerleader is kicked, but then…*

* SexyGrandpa enters the nude beach, his giant gray haired wrinkly balls blistering in the
hot sun.
[SoftNSweet] GROSS, does this ever end???
* SexyGrandpa smiles at SoftnSweet, his old cock rising up and creaking
[kiko] get out SexyGrandpa you sicko!!
[SexyGrandpa] kiko, come sit on grandpa's lap and lick his smelly nipples while I stroke
your pretty cock

*of course then Grandpa gets the boot…*

[CatholicPriest] Are there any nice young choir boys around that need molesting? *S*
[CatholicPriest] I have a brand new blessed dildo from the hand of Mary herself
[Jen] Hey is that OUR CatholicPriest?
[ArabsAreShit] muslims are terrorists ....
[ArabsAreShit] ALL muslims are terrorists and enemies of America and Canada .... we
need to kick them out of our country !
[ArabsAreShit] America has to destroy Islam religion .. it's terrorist religion !
[CatholicPriest] I would love to rape a nice little muslim terrorist boy, or even a stupid
little jew boy, that would be so much fun

*and then Priest was kicked, ending that episode*

03/28/02 in pm’s

*Kev* (207.153.26) what if I told you I was a renegade Hacker that is trying to bring down
Alamak and put in place another chatline? you know like the "brotherhood" in 1984 by George Orwell
sent to -> *Kev* (19sec) I would laugh and go look at porn

04/02/02 Forest

[Decomposed] You should read your cmail.
[Decomposed] I sent you fun.
[mellon] LOL i know. i saw it this morning. hahah
[Minion] hmm, I should have some fun
[Decomposed] Killing myself laughing.
[127001] that explains the decomposition. he died this morning.

04/03/02 in the /log

*** KICK WARNING User POETIK_HUSTLA7 warned by SmoothCriminal 258 ( Teens16_19)
( go rape a seal )

04/03/02 Forest

[Juni] what should i make for supper?
[Juni] i want mcdonalds
[Juni] cheeseburger yum
[Juni] fries?
[Minion] you should get one of those...
[Minion] uhm... they are in the frozen section, let me think
[Minion] it's a vegetable skillet meal, you just add in diced chicken breast, it's yummy,
vegetables alfredo, they have a lot of different flavors
[Juni] oh those create a meal things
[Juni] those are yummy
[Minion] yah, those are AWESOME!!!! *farts loudly in approval*
[Juni] schezuan is the best
[Juni] i didnt spell that right
[Juni] i wish i had a smoke. i cant afford them anymore.
[Juni] its cheaper to do drugs than it is to smoke
[Juni] if i had just ONE more dollar in my bank account i could run to the drugstore and buy
a pack
[Minion] if the drugs are flinstones vitamens yes
[Fenchurch] vitamen?
[Minion] vitamon, better? geesh
[Fenchurch] pokemon?
[Fenchurch] Minimon?
[Minion] Vitamon, I choose you!!!!
[Juni] pot is cheaper than tabacco
[Minion] pan is cheaper than beer
[Juni] pan?
[Fenchurch] pot & pan
[Minion] I have some tabacco sauce in the fridge mwahahaahahah
[Juni] tobasco you mean
[Minion] it's actually tabasco *L*
[Juni] you scallawag
[Juni] i really really want mcdonalds for supper now.
[Juni] i get paid in two days so i dont need to save money
[Minion] Ronald has a big one, eh Juni
[Juni] ronald is my friend
[Minion] "Oh Ronald, kiss me you clown faced devil, take me with that mcsausage"
[Minion] suddenly Grimace and the Hamburgler appear and a full blown McOrgy starts
[Juni] go thru a mcdonalds drive thru and ask for a mcwater, a mcstraw and a mcnapkin
[Juni] they like that
[Juni] grimace was always a useless tit
[Juni] and that freaky girl, too
[Minion] hey, maybe Grimace had a big one hidden under that purple flabalanche
[Minion] it would be totally hilarious if someone did a McPorno *LOL*
[Juni] there's your next project
[Minion] "remember kids, sitting on Ronald's lap makes him happy, be sure to bounce up
and down"
[Minion] sing it with me now, bouncing in my lap, gets you a free big mac!!!
[Juni] i liked to use the mcdonalds phone when i was little, it said "remember, buckle up"
[Juni] ok no more mcdonalds talk
[Juni] i am hungryyyy
[Juni] i had the shittiest soup for lunch
[Fenchurch] shit soup!?
[Juni] yes i eat shit
[Minion] hello there Juni, Arch your back for the new Arch Deluxe *S*

04/03/02 Forest

*** marsbar (161.184.49) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as marsbar enters
the clearing between the trees.
* Fenchurch snickers at marsbar
[marsbar] y u snickering
[Fenchurch] i guess if the joke went past... it's not worth continuing

04/04/02 Forest

[Algravolitrump] hmm, I ate 5 aluminum cans with ketchup
[Mink] furter is a goat *grabs his horns*
[Caeridwen] is froho
[midas] froho baggins the toothless prostitute
[Caeridwen] honky
[midas] I'm telling Caer...that's racial
*** deirdre (#12.224.86#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as deirdre enters
the clearing between the trees.
[deirdre] hai!
[Algravolitrump] deirdre!!! Caeridwen is being racist!!! *points*
[deirdre] hah
[Caeridwen] they did honk
[deirdre] HONK
[Caeridwen] racist against white ppl never .. i am one
[Algravolitrump] Caeridwen you dry back
[Caeridwen] i am a home girl i get down with it..
[Caeridwen] WOOOOORD
[midas] sometimes I think they go to the ghetto and get people to be on the family
feud...give them some nice clothes, clean them up and put them on the show and what do they
get...some of the biggest dumbshits on the planet
[Mink] no that's street smarts, midas
[midas] did anyone see the new infomercial that's running at night?
[Mink] I'm not up that late *L*
[midas] it's all about vibrators and dildo's and stuff...electric sex....
[midas] it's called hooked on dildonics
[deirdre] mm electric sex.
[Algravolitrump] I found the show to be VERY riveting

04/18/02 Path

[ShadowAngel] ooc: man is it dead in here........ when do people start getting on?
[Roobee] ic: woman it is alive in here.... when do people quit getting off?

04/18/02 Forest

* spellz starts to think its time to hack into Minions comp and make him see the yello
submarine!!!
[Roobee] spellz like teen spewit
[funtochew] *L*
[Roobee] why art thou not using thine ops status nave knight?
[Tarazed] it's knave...
* spellz pounches Tarazed and does something*
[Roobee] you pouched her? are you a marsupial?
*** Roobee (##137.197.85##) has left location Forest
[funtochew] why art thou asking silly questions and then leaving?
*** Roobee (##137.197.85##) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Roobee enters the clearing between the trees.
[funtochew] oh, never mind. *L*

04/18/02 Forest

[Meltieee] *needs to tan her pasty ass*
[Minion] you have a pastry ass??? *grabs his toaster* that sounds yummy
[Meltieee] *L*runs from Minion*