6/01/00 Fitness

[SchlongTurkey] Okay, I'll do COT's sister *ring ring* I'll get it *Hello?* *hi there* (oh god it's her
again, god dammit) *I was just thinking about your delicious cock and how I'd like to suck it * *oh really?*
*yes really, damn, I just want to suck and suck and suck and suck *translation GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE*
[ScareKrow] well now you have gone and pissed me off
[CrownOfThorns] when aren't you fucking pissed off?
[SchlongTurkey] HEY COT watch your mouth
[SchlongTurkey] There is no reason to start saying fuck and such
[partie_barbie] Bye everyone!!! I'll miss you all greatly!!
[SchlongTurkey] Now I shall imitate partie_barbie *knock knock knock* Hello, my name is barbie
and I'm here to sell magazines. If you buy four subscriptions I'll lay on your couch and let you molest me
*what the hell?? GET OFF MY PORCH YOU SLUT*
*** Ban SchlongTurkey by Braindrain (nick/insults).

6/01/00 Forest

*** DarkSilence is now known as Alawak.
[Alawak] Hmm
*** jappy_of_doom is now known as jApamak.
[jApamak] oooh baby
[Mysteria] i KNEW it.
[jApamak] Hello Mysteramak
*** Lucidity (#63.76.158#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[jApamak] Lucidimak is very quiet
*** AshenSouls (207.228.4) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[jApamak] Hello AshenSoulamak
*** NightShade (#63.15.138#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[jApamak] Hello Night Shadamak
[jApamak] heh heh, Shadamak and Meeshakamak and Abendigomak
*** jApamak is now known as Meeshakamak.
[Meeshakamak] Ug, me name Meeshakamak, UNGA BUNGA
[Mysteria] *muttesr*
[Meeshakamak] *mustard*
*** Mysteria is now known as mookalakahooey.
[mookalakahooey] try it on this one
[mookalakahooey] mookalakahooeymak
[mookalakahooey] i like mustard
[mookalakahooey] its my fave conDOM
[Alawak] Wow sounds like there are alot of natives in here. *L*
[AshenSouls] mookalakahooeyamak
[mookalakahooey] hehe.. fun isn't it. now say it out loud
[Alawak] Holy shit.
[Meeshakamak] is a condomint some sort of edible part of a propylactic?
[Alawak] That's hilarious.
[Meeshakamak] heh heh, change it to a big M Mysteria, and let's go see if the natives in 40plus are
restless heh heh
*** mookalakahooey is now known as Mustarderia.
*** Meeshakamak (209.50.5) has left location Forest

*into the 40plus room*

* Meeshakamak browns some hamburger, adding in garlic and onions and some green pepper, then
adds tomato juice, boiling it out, adding oregano, cumin, black pepper, some chili powder, and some parmasen
cheese.
* Meeshakamak cooks up his spaghetti sauce, as the smell wafts throughout the 40 plus room, then
puts the spaghetti noodles on the fire
[Candi] damn...now im hungry
[Alisan19] Meeshakamak, you are making me puke
[Meeshakamak] Any moment now we are going to be eating like kings I tell you, EATING LIKE
KINGS, hahahahahhahahah *diabolical laughter is heard throughout the room*
[Meeshakamak] well, eat like queens too, I am not one to discriminate
* Meeshakamak boils the spaghetti sauce down to a perfect consistency *and you think
Meeshakamak don't know big words* and drains the spaghetti
* Meeshakamak grabs some french bread and liberally butters and garlics it, tosses it into the oven to
brown *you know, I find it quite interesting that the best garlic bread, which is supposedly an Italian side,
comes from French bread, well, in my humble opionion
[Alisan19] oh yeah Meeshakamak? i am going to carve off your twinkie using a butter knife! SO
THERE
[Meeshakamak] My Twinkie?? I don't eat Hostess products, they are high in unsaturated fat and
preservatives
[Meeshakamak] You are going to have to carve on your own ho ho's my dear
[ACER] Why did God invent alcohol???
[Meeshakamak] God invented Alcohol to help fat ladies have sex

6/01/00 Think_Café

[__] I think it's obvious who jonny is
[__] The catgirl
[__] *** Command /rape not recognized, Try /help for a list of commands
[____________] shame on you _ shouldn't do that in public
[________] ohh PrincessLiz! *rips her pants off and licks her pussy*
[___________] www.phreek11.f2s.com/jonny.jpg
[____] You cannot kick _ _ _ you cannot hope to contain _ _ _
*** Kick ___________ by Dewie (lang).
[____] YOU ARE ALL SICK AND MAKE ME VERY UPSET TO BE A _ _ _ _
[______] haha
*** _______ is now known as ______________.
[____________] kay tha t was weird
*** _____________ (198.161.206) Think_Cafe puts down some books, gets a coffee, and
joins the discussion.
[___] That's gotta be a copy and paste
*** ____________ is now known as __.
[_____________] miss me?
[________] must be
[____] Yep, only copy paste could do that, unless they just guessed *LMAO*
[________] sure did!
[______________] I missed you _
*** Kick ________ by Lady_L (lang).
[wildkitten] definitely weird
[__] *L*
[_____________] tee hee
[____] GET EM!!! YAHH< KICK THE SICK FOOLS
* ___ sighs at the link * French women
* __ feels complete *
[MrMaggoo] Is this Kansas?
* __ holds hands up * Wasn't me!!!
*** _______ (142.194.173) Think_Cafe puts down some books, gets a coffee, and joins the
discussion.
[_____________] www.phreek11.f2s.com/jonny.jpg hmm...i think i need to shave, eh?
*** _____ (204.111.51) Think_Cafe puts down some books, gets a coffee, and joins the
discussion.
[_______] well shit
[____] *L* Sorry, I already saved it heh
[MrMaggoo] ?quit
[__] i'm sure!
[____] Hey, did _ _ _ _ _ fart?
[_______] dun dun dun
[__________] *** Committee message sent (WARNING!!! Flooding this will result in permanent
account removal by the Alamak Office, no refund...
[____] !quit
[___] ERg
[__________] DarkSilence (24.67.27) Thu Jun 1 20:37:24 PDT 2000
* ______ braids _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _'s leg hair
[__________] _
*** Kick _____________ by Dewie (posting porn addies on the main...come on man...).
[______________] No it was _ _ _ _ _ !
[____] *** Committee message sent, (WARNING!!! The Committee does not care what you say,
resistance is futile)
[_____] hmmm
[__________] I posted a huge underscore on the /com. *LOL*
*** _________ (198.161.206) Think_Cafe puts down some books, gets a coffee, and joins
the discussion.
[_________] dammit!
[_____] lmfao
[___] *L*
[______________] Oh god that was a bad picture jonny
[wildkitten] holy cow.. *L*

6/02/00 Forest

[AshenSouls] coff coff
[U_Need_2_Eat] jizz jizz
[U_Need_2_Eat] oh what a relief it is

6/02/00 Think_Café

[Elfophile] has pointy ears*
[leterg] what???
[leterg] does an Elfophile molest Elves?? YOU SICK ELF MOLESTING SON OF A BITCH!!

6/03/00 Forest

[Afridity] *shivers*
* Skemono gets Nell a blanket*
* Caeridwen throws Af a big honkin pillow
[Skemono] Aiee! Honking pillows! *ducks*
[leterg] If a pillow honks at you it isn't a pillow, it's either a car or a duck and you are drunk
[leterg] Sandman, what the hell kind of name is that???
* leterg punches Sandman_
[Sandman_] leterg what kind of idiot is that?
[leterg] my cock is honking at you all

6/03/00 Forest

[DREFR] I am a wet pile of burning leaves and i smell like an amputated SPLEEN HA HA HAAA
HAAA HAAAA!!!
[Minion] amputated spleen?? *grabs it and tosses it on the skillet* this will be delicious with some
rice and broccili
[DREFR] my spleen smells like a pile of broken leaves and the surface is bald without skin

6/03/00 Think_Café

[ba_ba] HI THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HERE! WHAT IS THIS ROOM ABOUT?
[Minion] this room is all about hitting your CAPS LOCK button to turn it off
[ba_ba] IS THIS A COOL ROOM?
[Minion] we teach people how to do that
[Minion] sometimes it takes just a gentle persuasion
[ba_ba] MINION WHY SHOULD I ?
[ShadoPoet] caps lock whats that... next you'll be saying puncuation is our friend
[Minion] other times we are forced to use more persuasive means such as handcuffs, baseball bats,
and cow prods
[ba_ba] IS THIS A PLACE FOR DICUSSIONS?
[Christine] oh I love handcuffs!
[Minion] do you mean like cushions for one's penis?
[Minion] I've never heard of such a thing
[ShadoPoet] no this is a dictatorship and umm your not it

6/03/00 Think_Cafe

[Minion] WILD UNNECESSARY SUMMONS!!!
[Minion] *** Your summons seems to hit a dampening barrier and fails! GADDAMERUNG!! I
must find someone else to summons
[Minion] damn randy
[Minion] wooo hooooooo!!
*** travelman has been magically summoned to Think_Cafe by Minion!
[Minion] I summoned travelman!!
[Christine] do a /who Doorstep... to get a list of random idiots to summon
[Minion] WILD SUMMONS GONE UNCHECKED *L*
[Minion] but travelman is not a random idiot *L*
*** Minion is magically summoned away by randy!
[Christine] hey travelman!
[travelman] a random idiot!!!
[despina] Isn't it great how when annoying teenagers pester you for asl, you can get rid of them by
saying you're 48, or something?
[ShadoPoet] that is a good one
[ShadoPoet] I go with 98 myself
*** Minion (#209.50.5#) Think_Cafe puts down some books, gets a coffee, and joins the
discussion.
[Minion] I just tell them "I need to leave to rub some medicated itch powder on my boil infested
behind *L*
[despina] funny-- you don't look a day over 94, ShadoPoet! *g*
[ShadoPoet] welcome bacl Minion... i see other people were summoning random Id..er... OPs :)
*** randy (#209.214.188#) Think_Cafe puts down some books, gets a coffee, and joins the
discussion.
*** randy has been magically summoned to Think_Cafe by URNot!
*** randy has been magically summoned to Think_Cafe by URNot!
*** randy has been magically summoned to Think_Cafe by URNot!
*** randy has been magically summoned to Think_Cafe by URNot!
*** randy has been magically summoned to Think_Cafe by URNot!
*** randy has been magically summoned to Think_Cafe by URNot!
[randy] ooops
[Minion] *L* what the??
[randy] sorry
[Christine] HAHAHAHA
[travelman] randys playing with frames again lol

6/06/00 Forest

*** Orfinani (#12.32.2#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[Orfinani] Is it true that if a man makes a comment in the forest and no woman is present to hear it
he will not be criticized
[Orfinani] As if anyone cared
*** Signoff Orfinani (#12.32.2#).

6/06/00 Forest

[CRAZYfraNk] ah shit it's Gord AHHHHHHHHHHH *replays scene from Godzilla*
[Gord] Damn! Which scene would that be? There are sooo many!
[CRAZYfraNk] hmm, the one where I'm taking off jennifer love hewitts pants and pleasuring her
with my tongue?
[Gord] Huh? I did not not know she was in a Godzilla movie. I must have missed that one
[sadim] I don't think that was Godzilla fraNk..maybe you are thinking of "I know what color your
panties were last summer"
[CRAZYfraNk] crap, that's right, my mistake. In Godzilla midas was mounted by the scaly monster
*** CrazyEddie (193.63.228) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[sadim] and what a monster it was...it kicked me in the balls 2 times...I have a video to prove it...heh
*** CrazyEddie (193.63.228) has left location Forest
[sadim] CrazyEddie comein at ya, I might be crazy, but I aint dumb..*belch*
*** WildChylde (209.23.15) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[WildChylde] Gordito!!!
[CRAZYfraNk] Hello Electra
*** WildChylde is now known as Electra.
[Electra] ah!!!
[CRAZYfraNk] oh my god?? YOU'RE electra???
[Electra] ha ha ha fraNk
[Gord] How ya been lectra?
[CRAZYfraNk] I've been fine Gord, thanks for asking

6/06/00 Forest

*** sweety (63.160.17) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
[sweety] hello everyone
[sweety] la la la
[sweety] wow I think that I've just disturbed the "quiet game"
[sweety] hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[CRAZYfraNk] THIS IS NO GAME SWEETY *grabs a butcher knife*
[sweety] ahhhhhhhhhh shit
[Gord] EXACTLY!!!
[CRAZYfraNk] that's right, now you are going to do what I say or suffer the consequences, get over
there and clean my dishes
[sweety] okay I see I'm not welcome here
[sweety] I hope I never run into you in a dark alley
*** sweety (63.160.17) has left location Forest
[CRAZYfraNk] damn straight you hope that, or you'll be sweating over a sink of soiled plates all
night
*** michael (#209.250.65#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
* CRAZYfraNk wields his knife menacingly *michael!!* points to the vacuum cleaner *my rug is
dirty