10/15/03 Hot_Tub

[Mel25] hey everybody. Anyone want to chat to a 25 f NY?
[fraNk] OH MY GOD MEL, not if you are a yankees fan *L*
[wrath] d STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING BASEBALL
[fraNk] YAH d!!!
[tashski] whos fucking a baseball?
[wrath] shut up, tashski.
[fraNk] STUPID d TALKING BOUT BBALL
* fraNk punches d in the head
[wrath] SHUT UP I MEANT BO AND I TYPED D INSTEAD
[wrath] I WILL EAT YOU

10/19/03 Think_Cafe

[WT] Hello all
[WT] Anyone ask me any thing i will have the answer for you
[WT] any body?
[Minion] what is the radioactive half life of a plutonium isytope?
[WT] Anything but that Minion
*** Signoff WT (24.69.255), going to server #TR.

10/25/03 operator logs

*** Operator Jonathan ( 11663) mkicked 1 lassy for (asldfjasljdf FUCCKKK i cant take you fucking morons coming into alamak and driving me the fuck insane, i need some release, fuck itll be worth getting warned or kicked to get rid of you stupid twit, i mean seriously even though a comms gonna kick me in a few seconds, theyre gonna be laughing about it in their fucking buffers cause they know im right, alamak should make people take an intelligence test before they login jesus christ) at Hot_Tub.

*** KICK WARNING User Jonathan warned by Mr_Mad 4867 ( Hot_Tub ) ( *shakes his head* Abuse )

10/26/03 Woods

[frantic] u know the trivia can predict the future?
[frantic] this was one of the questions
[frantic] Question: What country did 300,000 Chinese troops invade in February, 17979?
[belldandy] hahahaha
[Shadow_Elf] AhaHAhahahaha

10/29/03 Cellar

*** Minion (##198.26.126##) Cellar / Minion descends the stairs and peers at the
wine racks and coffin!!!
*** Bubbles (134.114.136) Cellar / Bubbles descends the stairs and peers at the
wine racks and coffin!!!
[Minion] HOW DARE THERE BE PEOPLE IN MY SIGN IN ROOM?
[Bubbles] I'm sorry *cries*
[Minion] it's okay *blows Bubbles*
[Minion] there, is that better? *S*
[Bubbles] LOL
[Raine] LOL

10/30/03 Hot_Tub

[HeyJoe] Alamak is the tool of Satan, I'm convinced now.
[fraNk] hmm, so would Alamak be the devil's screwdriver? vice grips? 3/8" drive socket
wrench?

11/06/03 Forest

*** JEff (67.75.73) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as JEff enters the
clearing between the trees.
[JEff] hey diana
[poet] I told you last night, I am not diana
[Minion] *LMAO*
[JEff] I'm srry ok
[Minion] famous case of 'it's morning, and I forgot what your name was'

11/09/03 Hot_Tub

[haight] my mom is baking...it smells soooooo good
[Minion] what recipe do you use? I cook my mom at 450 degrees for 35 minutes, with some
potatos and onions and carrots

02/20/04 Hot_Tub

[Dream_Kitty] <---NEKO IS HALF HUMAN HALF CAT AND TOTALLY EVIL AND
CUTE
[fraNk] I haven't had sex with dead people so how can I be a necro?
[fraNk] well, I mean, that doesn't count dead animals does it?
[fraNk] because this one time, at band camp, there was this really sexy dead racoon on the
road
[fraNk] the racoon was dead, well, there was this dead bear too but the racoon had been
dead longer so it was more sexy
[BellaKagura] eww...
[angermonkey] but another bear came to eat the food.
[fraNk] what food? there was no food, only me, a dead racoon, and a dead bear, oh, and a
camera
[fraNk] if 2 dead people have sex with each other is it still necrophilia
[BellaKagura] how can they have sex if they are dead?
[fraNk] oh Bella, don't understimate dead people, they are really smart and conniving, they
always seem to try to get into bed with me and force me to necro them
[BellaKagura] Im seriously scared
[viperwav] i recently made a website to post profiles ot meet people
[viperwav] hey anyone thats interested...
[viperwav] kinda like a dating site
[viperwav] www.covertswaps.moonfruit.com
[viperwav] if your interested
[fraNk] can I meet dead animals at your website, are there any sexy dead antelope with
profiles?

02/20/04 Hot_Tub

[fraNk] I used to hate getting so drunk that girls would date rape me
[fraNk] I should have probably filed charges against them
[fraNk] especially the really fat and ugly ones
[fraNk] I didn't so much mind the hot girls raping me
[fraNk] it's when I woke up next to Shamu that I would get really upset
[angermonkey] they have a law that prohibits obese women from date raping hot younger
men :)

02/20/04 Hot_Tub

[lassie] in saying that i love a man in uniform
[viperwav] lol lassie awww
[fraNk] I'm not having sex with a dog, lassie, no matter how many kibbles and bits you
offer me
[lassie] frank honey wouldn't be able to say no if i offered
[lassie] where else can you get a piece of the action with 8 tits
[fraNk] *LMAO* lassie you are one sick dog

02/20/04 Hot_Tub

[penis] anyone wanna have cyber sex please msg me....
[fraNk] wow, that penis is after some action
[fraNk] something tells me that penis is about to get choked, by at least one hand

02/21/04 Hot_Tub

[SassyMcFlucka] I LOVE HIM. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. WE SHALL SOON BE
ENGAGING IN HOT RAUNCHY SEX TOGETHER.
[fraNk] I would kick both your asses in a dark alley, him for being, well, him, and you for
having sex with him
[fraNk] then I would ass rape you
[fraNk] because you would deserve it
[SassyMcFlucka] ASS RAPE ME? OH OK FRANK.... NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!
[PUNKassSKATER] HEY U LIL SHIT ITS NOT RAPE
[PUNKassSKATER] ITS SURPRISE SEX
[fraNk] *LMAO* surprise sex hahahahaha, now THAT was funny

02/21/04 Hot_Tub

[Dvaey] frank....fuck you too....say it directly to me instead of going around the issue, quuer.
[fraNk] the word is queer, the N is big, must I remind you again?
[SassyMcFlucka] DVAEY SEEMS TO HAVE NO OTHER AMMUNITION THAN TO
ATTACK SOMEONES APPEARANCE OR SEXUALITY
[fraNk] and hey, Dvaey, if the diaper fits, wear it okay?
[SassyMcFlucka] HOORAY FOR YOU!!! AREN'T YOU FUN DVAEY!!
[Dvaey] You know I almost commented about my misspelling...but I truly thought you
wouldn't jump on it....lol I thought lesser people did that when they had no other argument
[fraNk] I actually wanted to jump on your offering me fornication, but alas, I'm taken
[Dvaey] lol @ frank...heh
[nyce_guy] i like how we are all sharing our true feelings...i say this calls for a group
hug...lol
[Dvaey] haha

02/21/04 Hot_Tub

[infini] I have an ethical question..
[infini] If you're sick,. and you had planned on hooking up with this girl tonite, is it mean or
anything to go ahead and do it when there is a possibility she could get sick?? I mean,. she's a slut
though and I don't know her very well and its not like we're friends.
[fraNk] don't do it infini, HIV is not something to share with others
[SassyMcFlucka] INFINI. BLOW UP DOLLS DO NOT GET SICK... YOU'VE GOT
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
[fraNk] that isn't exactly true, my blow up sheep got really ill one day, but I checked her air
pressure, and that was the problem... a few lbs later and BAHHHHHHHHH we were good to go

02/22/04 Hot_Tub

[Michelle24] my fiance moved to be with me, but he never wants to go out, or make friends.
[shadylady] if he doesn't even have friends, maybe that should tell you something about his
character
[fraNk] he has a character? on what game?
[Michelle24] he has friends - just not really that live here
[fraNk] so you made him move to where you live and now you are mad because he has no
friends? I mean come on, he has a job to support you while you sit at home and watch soap operas and
eat little debbie snack cakes all day and cyber with SPIDERPHOENIX here in the hot tub, why don't
you cut him some slack???
[Michelle24] i didn't make him move
[shadylady] mm little debbie.
[SassyMcFlucka] MICHELLE. DO YOU LIVE TOGETHER IN A TRAILER PARK?
[Tessie_Pie] sassy, you're making me ill
[SassyMcFlucka] TESSIE PIE. FUCK OFF.
[SassyMcFlucka] HOWEVER YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'YOUR'
AND YOU'RE... HOORAY FOR YOU!
[mikey131] fuck you sassy you stupid ass hoe!!!
[fraNk] I think you are actually a lesbian, Michelle, and that deep inside your boyfriend
knows this, I say, invite Sassy over to show you both how it's done and have a little fun while you are
at it
[Jadey] SASSYYYYYYYY WHERE IS MY SHOWER HEAD?
[SassyMcFlucka] JADEY YOUR SHOWER HEAD IS DEEP INSIDE MY AXE WOUND
AND I LOVE IT!!
[fraNk] hell, spread peanut butter on his balls, Sassy will lick it off

02/21/04 Hot_Tub

[Doctor] hi
[Doctor] i'm a doctor
[fraNk] Doctor is a Doctor, that is totally profound, but not unexpected, now, if you wanted
to be shocking, you should have said something like "I'm a mechanic" or "I'm a bartender" or "Dammit
Jim, I'm a stripper not a doctor"

02/21/04 Hot_Tub

[SassyMcFlucka] WHAT THE FUCK IS A TONGAROO?
[WickedCharlie] fuck all you fuckers
[WickedCharlie] eat shit and die
[TheDevilsAngel] fuck them if they can't take a joke
[Bill4chitchat] the language in here is horrible
[SassyMcFlucka] CHITCHAT? BILL. GO GET FUCKED.

02/22/04 in the buffer (/clear in Hot_Tub)

*first, on the main*

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objectional to some. Links to pornographic material, cybersex in the main, and excessively lewd topics
are not allowed. Use innuendo's freely or use private messages. By using this room you agree that
Alamak cannot be held legally responsible for this rooms content. If you feel this kind of room is not
for you it is your respon*** Warning, topics and language here are provided by users and may be
objectional to some. Links to pornographic material, cybersex in the main, and excessibility to change
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*then, in the buffer*

*because of course he continued to repost that same post*

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[_niveK] ALAMAK MAY FEEL WHAT?
[_niveK] I can't wait!
[lee] how bout muting him
[_niveK] c'mon prince.
[_niveK] hurry up.
[_niveK] I need to know.

*** CLEAR by fraNk ( Minion ) in Hot_Tub ( cybersex )

[_niveK] alamak may feel my cybersex?

*** Operator stingray ( 290) banned 203.115.133 for (flooding) at Hot_Tub.

02/28/04 Hot_Tub

[Legolas] I JUST WANT FUCKING FOOD. Bloody hell where is my husband.
[fraNk] Legolas has a husband? That's one wierd gay elf
[Legolas] I thought everyone knew all elves are gay
[amelia] *L* Legolas
[amelia] cept Legolas .. he's not gay
[Legolas] Legolas IS GAY. C'mon..he hung out with the Dwarf.. They LAUGHED while
people died around them..if that doesn't scream Poncy Gay...what does?
[amelia] Legolas .. you are making me cry here
[Legolas] and he hugged or touched aragorn... A LOT.

03/14/04 Hot_Tub

[SPIDERPHOENIX] Carly my mom is really sick, she got what I had a few days ago
[Waylon] Syphillis, Kipp?
[Waylon] That sucks
[fraNk] herpes? oh god

03/14/04 Hot_Tub

[space_cowboy] I dont chat with minors they can arrest me here on alamak
[fraNk] you are damn right cowboy, if I see you riding any underage heifers it's time in the
pokey for you

03/14/04 Hot_Tub

[FunbiGal] guys are sending me a lot of pm’s
[FunbiGal] Woah. AND from the ladies too.
[FunbiGal] leschick wants my bod.
[_niveK] I never get any.
[_niveK] thanksfully.
*** FunbiGal is now known as Nun.
[Nun] Now LEAVE ME ALONE
[fraNk] hahahahahah Nun
[Carly] I thought I was the only Nun in here
[Nun] Oh shit. It's begun again.
[Nun] Hahahaha. It is MY NIGHT apparently. Fuck ya'll, I'm cybering.
[fraNk] HEY DAMMIT!! NUNS DONT SWEAR!!
[fraNk] not even the topless nuns that used to spank me in catholic school
[Carly] Nun try the nick Harold no one ever messages me when I use that one
*** Nun is now known as HairyHarold.
[HairyHarold] I added the hairy for effect.
*** fraNk is now known as YUMShavedBeavR.
[YUMShavedBeavR] I'm sure no one will message me now
[PornoChimp] haha
[Carly] now they'll want to wax ya Harold
[YUMShavedBeavR] uh oh Nun, you are going to get the homosexual hirusites on you now
[HairyHarold] Bloody hell, you're right.
[HairyHarold] I HATE when you are right.
[YUMShavedBeavR] ANY GUYS WANT TO CHAT ABOUT MY FRESH SMELLING
SMOOTH NETHERLAND??? MESSAGE ME!!