01/04/01 CyberMyst 55.59

[bestuser] hey CyberThug, give me your password you mother fucker so I can get you some
levels and help you beat that Minoin guy
[CyberThug] ok my pw is FuckOff
[bestuser] that isn’t working
[CyberThug] thats right I changed it it's UaBitch
[bestuser] Okay I think that one almost worked but I still couldn't quite get in, maybe you
have to log off first??
[CyberThug] ya im sure that’s it
[bestuser] holy shit I just found out if you bring a Balrog into a room and awake while you
are killing your dragons, you get 5000 hp from each dragon!!!
[CyberThug] really ?????!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!???????
[bestuser] YES REALLY you must try it, it works splendidly you will be totally shocked by
the outcome I promise you that!!!

01/09/01 CyberMyst 24.25

*ButtLick* (24.147.153) WELCOME DAMNIT
*ButtLick* (24.147.153) DONT JUST STAND THERE...GET ALL THE WEAPONS YOU
CAN!!

01/11/01 CyberMyst 24.25

[badboile] hey farmer your mama sucked my dick and she fucking ripped off
[FarmerDead] i wouldnt doubt it, the new dentures are extra powerful
[DEA_Agent] now now fellas I don't want to have to make an arrest here
[FarmerDead] well i believe i was standing here minding my own business
[FarmerDead] then this character starts throwing wild accusations at me!
[DEA_Agent] FarmerDead according to these witnesses your mother participated in oral
copulation which is a violation of state stature 9299329-b in the state of insanity, how do you plea?
[FarmerDead] I am afraid i cannot plea guilty nor innocent for my mother's acctions
[FarmerDead] badnoile forgot how to talk
[FarmerDead] i will speak on his behalf
[DEA_Agent] FarmerDead what can you tell me about badboile?
[FarmerDead] from what i hear, badboile is involved in numerous acts of hardcore
beastiality..involving donkey nuts and and felching
[FarmerDead] Felcher [FEL-chur] (n) - one who participates in the insertion of live
hamsters into his/her anus via a large plastic tube.
[DEA_Agent] YOUCH.. he needs to be brought to justice I think
* Minion throws a punch but hits the wall instead. ( 14663099 )
*** Minion dissappears in a puff of smoke!
[DEA_Agent] Holy cripes that is one powerful drug lord
[FarmerDead] hey badboile
[FarmerDead] fight me
[badboile] fuck you
[FarmerDead] well i guess....
* FarmerDead fucks himself
[badboile] you suck cock
[FarmerDead] thats no lie
[FarmerDead] if there is cock, i go crazy
[pete] stick the fucking chain mail back

01/11/01 CyberMyst 24.25

*** CrazyDonkey (130.63.190)
[RealSexyPotato] WOAH THERE YOU MAD ASS!!!

02/01/01 CyberMyst 24.25

[mrwrong] kill me
*** Minion arrives in a puff of smoke!
* Minion casts a paralysis spell and the whole room is paralyzed!!!
[Minion] okay
* Minion casts a fire ball at mrwrong!!!
* mrwrong has been slain by Minion ( 1104680 )!!!
[Minion] there you go
[Minion] you are now dead
[Minion] have a great day
[Minion] thanks again for playing cybermyst
[Minion] bye bye now
*** Minion dissappears in a puff of smoke!
[Moofasa] well now that was just messed up
[Moofasa] that guy is a real piss ant
*** mrwrong (212.219.117)
[Moofasa] mrwrong, you were just assaulted by a huge player, what are you going to do
next?
[Moofasa] [mrwrong] I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!

02/01/01 CyberMyst 24.25

[cidhed]
[cidhed]
[das] cid, shuttup
[das] b4 i kill you
[OhSweatySacky] das you are one tough mother
[OhSweatySacky] how did you get so tough?
[das] well.. i like to be known as a tight mother.. not a tough one.
* OhSweatySacky sprinkles das with meat tenderizer then pummels him with a hammer to
loosen him up
* OhSweatySacky bites das
[OhSweatySacky] ooh damn, nice, very very tender

02/01/01 CyberMyst 24.25

OhSweatySacky casts a sleep spell at Ortael!!!
* Ortael falls asleep!!! ( 15 )
[OhSweatySacky] hahah OH OH OH WHOS THAT GUY PUTTING ORTAEL TO
SLEEP, SLEEPING ALL THE CHOCOLATE MIDDLE LIKE HE DID WHEN HE WAS
LITTLE

02/08/01 CyberMyst 24.25

* seTan buys the light leather armor
[RobertSmithRB] Hey seTan
[RobertSmithRB] what's up?
[RobertSmithRB] you are looking damn good
[RobertSmithRB] how's hell these days?
[RobertSmithRB] hot I'm sure
[RobertSmithRB] oh well, as long as you are in charge of eternal damnation I'm sure it will
stay that way

02/10/01 CyberMyst 24.25

* The Hydra strangles jonny. ( -1 )
* jonny dies in a fit of agony!!!
[Minion] hahahahahah jonny's dead *L*
[Minion] oh, jonny, type /get
[jonny] what is /get?
* jonny picks up the broad axe
[jonny] uum,mmm ok
[Minion] now type /combat
* Minion slashes jonny with the magical blade. ( -25 )
* jonny has been slain by Minion ( 5967492 )!!!
[Minion] hahahahahahh

02/10/01 CyberMyst 24.25

[cidhed] I wonder how you made your chickens and cows so ferocious on TG john...very
puzzling...I found a chicken foaming at the mouth...got pecked once and instantly got explosive
diahrea...very nasty situation hehehe or I mean kekeke
[Minion] *LMAO* pecking chicken, diarreah, what the heck kind of game is that??
*ROTF*
[Alamak] cid I told you I don't know anything about tharsis are you daft LOL, I maintain
the server and james runs the game there

02/10/01 CyberMyst 24.25

[CyberThug] isn't kekekeke singaporian
[Minion] it's asian for hehehehe
[Minion] I guess they sound like Popeye

03/15/01 CyberMyst 24.25

*** Pig (202.134.244)
* Minion slashes the Pig with the magical blade!!!
[Minion] hahaha pork chops for me!!!! OH GOODY!!!
* Minion bastes the pig with a fine layer of barbeque sauce
* Minion lights up the grill
[Minion] OH MY THIS IS EXCITING
*** CATRACHITO (24.27.240)
[Minion] DONT THINK YOU CAN JUST HAVE MY BACON CAT

03/19/01 CyberMyst 24.25

[SETUPTHEBOMB] the +6 is a lightning bolt
[MAKETIME] the +4 is a lightning bolt.
[S_S] +6 is not a lighting, that's +4
[MAKETIME] S_S, that was already established, thanks and shut the fuck up.
[S_S] screw you!
[MAKETIME] I'd rather not, but thanks... I hear that balrog wants to get in your pants.
[Jaine] wow we're horny
[MAKETIME] I guess so Jaine, setup your web cam *L*
[Jaine] hehe
[SETUPTHEBOMB] are you getting your web cam ready?
[S_S] you Wish, loser
[Jaine] i'd be afraid what a balrog is like
[Jaine] too many horns i think
[SETUPTHEBOMB] I have a whole bottle of hand lotion and a big stiff manly steel rod
aching to watch you
[MAKETIME] Stop reading this and typing, get that cam ready, Jaine.
[Jaine] ugg
[Jaine] in your dreams
[MAKETIME] In MY WET DREAMS!
[Jaine] right
[MAKETIME] I know it is, I said it! Now shuttup and finish setting up that camera.
[SETUPTHEBOMB] Jaine, you have the most sensual perky breasts, would you mind if I
licked them?
[SETUPTHEBOMB] seriously, I want to get your nipples in my mouth and run my tongue
all over them
[Jaine] you guys are terrible
[SETUPTHEBOMB] sorry, I'm trying to be good at this
[MAKETIME] I'm a lesbian, not a guy.
[SETUPTHEBOMB] do you like being fingered?
[Jaine] why did you assume i was a girl anyway
[SETUPTHEBOMB] with a name like Jaine I would cut your damn penis off
[MAKETIME] And I'd eat it!
[Jaine] hold on, you didn't, i guess your assuming i'm a guy that's a little overweight, thus
has boobs
[SETUPTHEBOMB] your no guy, not with a wet dainty slit like that *nibbles on your
clitoris*
[SETUPTHEBOMB] mmmmmmmm this is tasty, like hot buttered eggrolls
[S_S] Both of you Stop it!
[SETUPTHEBOMB] S_S do you like girls this damn hot? I SURE DO
[MAKETIME] Are you jealous? *nibbles on your clitoris*
[Jaine] no touch
[SETUPTHEBOMB] S_S has a clitoris? WOAH

03/10/01 CyberMyst 24.25

The Balrog follows MAKETIME into the room!!!
* The Balrog claws MAKETIME. ( 10 )
* The Balrog attacks S_S but is deflected by armor. ( 119751 )
* The Balrog claws Hybrid. ( -4 )
The Balrog follows MAKETIME out of the room.
[Hybrid] umm how come im at -4 hp?
[SETUPTHEBOMB] because you suck I think
[MAKETIME] Yeah, you suck so bad the game doesn't even want to make you dead.

03/20/01 CyberMyst 24.25

[Minion] Hey Crawler want to buy a sparkling potion for the LOW LOW price of 2000
coins?
[Valhalla] I can speak on Crawler's behalf
[Valhalla] HE said sure, only if it gaurentees immediate erection
[Silverknight] i got one, it's 1000
[Minion] excellent
[Minion] I also have a purple that is good for hair loss

03/25/01 CyberMyst 24.25

*** Crawler (#134.241.14#)
[Crawler] mmmmm
[cidhed] hey there turd burglar
[Crawler] greetings
*** IDIOT (137.197.83)
[IDIOT] I just died
[Crawler] darn
[IDIOT] cidhed's mom sat on my scrotum
[cidhed] was it good you fucking idiot? *L*
[cidhed] Hey Crawler u ever see exit wounds?
[IDIOT] I saw exit wounds, where my nuts went blowing out my sack
[Crawler] interesting
[Crawler] I didnt see it yet
[Crawler] i want to though
* IDIOT hangs his nuts in front of Crawler's face *THERE YOU GO*

03/29/01 CyberMyst 24.25

*** AtractivePanda (130.63.184)
[KraZyBaBy] AtractivePanda you're missing a T
[AtractivePanda] Atractive, not smart
[fraNk] but wow, you are quite sexy
[fraNk] you busy friday?
[KraZyBaBy] i'll be busy friday night. you'll be at my house right? having fun with my
vaccum
[fraNk] I was talking to that fat white and black bear *L*
[AtractivePanda] i'm not fat
[AtractivePanda] i'm festively plump!

4/11/01 CyberMyst 24.25

* jennyfer slashes the Gnome with the large sword. ( -4 )
* The Gnome dies in a fit of agony!!! ( -4 )
[Minion] ah jennyfer
[Minion] I'm trying to teach Lisa the game *L*
[jennyfer] ooops...was i not supposed todo that, Minion? *L*
[jennyfer] Minion, by new ppl...do you include me in your assumption?
[Minion] nah, jennyfer, you have been here for some time *L*
[jennyfer] yep..just checkin...:)
[jennyfer] didn't i meet you first a long time ago or something?
[Minion] yes, like back in the 70's we met, it was such a night of freedom, fun, and passion,
unbridled passion that I shall not soon forget, and for that I thank you *hugs jennyfer*
[jennyfer] hey can ops give color to users here like in chat?
[Minion] nope, no color for you!!!
[jennyfer] *LOL* Minion, what the heck are you smoking? *LOL*
[Minion] a piece of pizza, but it keeps fizzling out
[Minion] I plan on joining a dragon soon, that should be more than enough fire to totally
toke a pizza
[jennyfer] *L* you are seriously trippin....*L*
*** WWJD (146.244.137)
[jennyfer] hello WWJD
[Minion] well, jesus would probably combat me
[Minion] and lose
[Minion] but he is still lord and savior
[Minion] god forbid I slash my personal savior
[Minion] or put him to sleep
[Minion] or even paralyze him
[jennyfer] Minion shut up already...a little respect?
[Minion] you know, beating up on jesus is a good way to lose first class status on the
airline of eternity

05/02/01 CyberMyst 24.25

[phreak3] can i have some free stuff?? plz
[SMELLYDICK] SURE
[phreak3] sweet
[SMELLYDICK] but first I want you to play with my balls
[phreak3] ?
[phreak3] what the fuck?
[phreak3] play play play??
[phreak3] good enough??
[SMELLYDICK] no, I want you to suck oh them, okay?
[phreak3] ?
[phreak3] dumbass

05/09/01 CyberMyst (in personal message)

*HURST* (216.248.96) got anything u dont need?
sent to -> *HURST* herpes

*SpikeyDuDe* (202.156.109) Have you seen Me ?
sent to -> *SpikeyDuDe* yah, you are right there *points at buffer*