3/16/00 40plus

[Candi] *rolls eyes*
* fraNk picks up Candi's eyes and puts them in his pants
[Iccare] frank na..your talking to that other one..LOL
* fraNk gets out the Iccare gibberish decipher book but is still perplexed *what the hell?
* Candi eyeballs fraNks jewels

3/16/00 40plus

[Carmen] who's got nude pics??
[fraNk] I do
[fraNk] I have several thousand pictures, most with animals
[Carmen] BESIDES frank

1/19/00 Forest

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1/19/00 Forest

[jonny] LMFGDAOWPIMFPF2FM
[Nell] okay translate that one jonny
[jonny] laffing my fucking god damn ass off while peeing in my fucking pants for 2 fucking min
[Laud] heh.
[Nell] laffing my fat goddamn ass off with penis in my fat pussy for two fuckin' months *nods*
[fraNk] heh heh, *hands jonny the ultra industrial strength LMAO depends
[fraNk] wow, two fucking months with a dick in your pussy? That is some long term
commitment

1/19/00 Forest

[fraNk] I have a bigger penis than the amazing Neo
[fraNk] Mysteria, so good to see you!!
[Nell] you're prolly better in bed too
[Mysteria] *narrows her eyes* good to see me? isn't that an oxymoron?
[fraNk] I don't know, Nell, Neo is damn good in bed, he rammed my pooper like a champion stud
bull
[fraNk] No, oxymoron is a pimple medication for dipshits

1/19/00 Forest

*** boner (63.73.144) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
[Nell] hey boner wanna screw?
[fraNk] hey, boner, stand erect, dammit, you have a reputation to uphold you know
[fraNk] I saw Snuffuluffugus from Sesame Street live, he was outside of my house and he
propositioned an undercover officer for a lewd sexual act and was arrested
[SilverBlue] Big Bird is a pedophile
[Laud] ha hah.. the wooly bastard had it coming..
[SilverBlue] But I had nightmares about that chick that worked on Sesame St...what was her name...
[fraNk] I had wonderful dreams about taking baths with mr hooper
[fraNk] He would scrub my "fun time spots" as he called them
[SilverBlue] Mr. Hooper *LOL*
[SilverBlue] Hahaha.

1/19/00 Forest

[Nell] or they had that "how to shit in the woods" book
[fraNk] ahh, How to Shit in the Woods, followed by the delightful "Damn, Poison Oak on My Ass
Again"

1/19/00 Forest

[Caerid] fraNk do you know a Doug? or a Nola?
[fraNk] I'm sorry, I must watche the fight scene now heh heh
[Caerid] ok whatever
[Caerid] he needs medication he cant concentrate
[Caerid] his brain bops all over he needs help
[Laud] Medication is your answer for everything, isn't it?
[darkestDAys] medicate the national deficit *nods*
[Caerid] no it isnt my answer for anything but if your brain is like that you should use it
[Laud] eh?
Laud] Yeah.. We'll give the deficit a shot of morphine or something.. heh heh.
[fraNk] I think the deficit needs some of that Valtrex I see on TV
[darkestDAys] i forgot what valtrex is...genital herpes meds?
[Laud] The deficit has STDs? ew...
[Emma] hello
[Caerid] what is valtrex .?? alzhiemers huh?? hmmm
[Laud] No wonder nobody'll touch it..
[Caerid] what if i had cancer
[darkestDAys] yeah...politicians have been screwing with it for years...no wonder it has an std *L*
[Laud] *laugh*
[Emma] will anyone talk to me
[fraNk] I would rub your body down with radioactive rods from Chernobyl in an attempt to isolate
the cancer through intense chemotherapy, dn't worry, I saw them do that on TV
[fraNk] Emma, I'll laugh at you
[Mr_Cutie] what's happenning in here?
[fraNk] Mr Cutie, I just took off my pants and sat in a burning barbeque pit
*** Village_Idiot (205.200.28) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the
clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] what the hell is Village Idiot doing in the Forest???
[Caerid] oh wonderful i am talking to reclusive A sexual rude ppl
*** Village_Idiot (205.200.28) has left location Forest
[fraNk] I was going to say, damn!! We have plenty of idiots to go around, go find your own damn
village
[Caerid] go to the village there are only rude ppl here SAVE YOURSELF
[fraNk] an asexual rude person is probably more concerned about reproducing, and they may seem
rude but they are just having sex with themselves
[Caerid] writes down fraNks name in the idiot category on a sheet of paper
[fraNk] oh, Caerid, make sure you tell them I'm native american too
* fraNk writes down Caeridwen's name in the "other" category
[Caerid] yeah well... slides fraNks name to the "one of those" catagory
* fraNk puts Caeridwens name in the naked tree category
[Caerid] no such thing as a naked tree
* laud tears the bark off a tree*
[darkestDAys] oooh...you pervert laud *L* hehehe...wow...is that like raping the forest? *LMAO*
heh
[laud] Does this mean I just raped a tree?
[fraNk] dammit laud, that is sexual harassment and that tree does not have to take it
[laud] "Hey, baby.. nice branches.."
[Caerid] yeah the tree will take you to court
[laud] yeah yeah.. I'm just a schovanistic male botinist..
[fraNk] get a good lawyer, usually the kind in a flanel shirt, burley guy, chain saw, the tree will
crumble under the pressure, you will win the case for sure, then sue the damn tree for everything it's got, leave
it as naked as a 2 by 4, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
[laud] I'll make sure any lawyer I have has a habit of using toothpicks.

1/19/00 Forest

* Laud grows up*
[darkestDAys] awwww...he's all growd up *L*
[Laud] But I'm still just a squid at heart..
[fraNk] he doesn't grow up he throws up and when he looks at you he shows up
[fraNk] or some such chit
[Laud] uh.. I think you messed that one up..
[fraNk] heh, I know, isn't it wonderful!!
[Laud] It's marvelous..
[Laud] Stupendous!
[Laud] Incredible!!
[darkestDAys] bitchin
[Laud] Horrific!!!
[Laud] Nifty.
[fraNk] It's utterly orgasmic
[darkestDAys] i dunno if i can top that *shrugs*
[Laud] Yeah.. me niether.
[fraNk] whoops, sorry, that would be what is commonly refered to as the anticlimax

4/23/00 Forest

*** Neoh (209.215.49) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing
between the trees.
[Neoh] Hi there
[silver_angel] hi Neoh
[silver_angel] are you following me???
[Neoh] No, I'm not following you sorry... :-(
[fraNkindman] I'm following Neoh, he is like the chosen one from the matrix who also builds an ark
for all the animals to step into two by two to avoid the great flood
[silver_angel] rthat is kinda wierd but whatever
[Neoh] Hi!!
[fraNkindman] Neoh, welcome back, we have so much work to do on the boat yet!!!
[fraNkindman] silver_angel, will you be riding on the boat with him and all the animals?
[silver_angel] and I said " Who knows"
[Neoh] Yes she is coming with me Fran...
[silver_angel] oh am I Neoh *S*
[Neoh] Yeah, of course.. ya know that!!
[Neoh] can wait to see her!! *singing*
[silver_angel] well what time should i be there *S*
[silver_angel] and where ???
[Neoh] In 20 days!!
[Neoh] How about making love in the canoe, while it goes down the river??*s*
[silver_angel] well I will keep those day clear just for you *S*
[fraNkindman] You won't be in a god damn canoe Neoh, tell me, how in the hell can you fit a pair of
rhino's and a pair of Elephants into a canoe?
[silver_angel] He wasn't talking about the damn boat fraN
[silver_angel] he was talking to me duh!!
[silver_angel] hey fraN are you a big bible man??
[Neoh] Hey Franki baby...Did you know that Neoh is a lady???
[fraNkindman] Neoh is a lady?? well this is a very disturbing take on the bible, damn you women's
right people, you have to go and screw with everything that is sacred
[silver_angel] and if you didn't know that well youare an idiot anyone with a brain could tell that just
like they can tell I am a guy
[Neoh] oh come on Franky...My girlie silver angel and I have something going on here...wanna join
us??
[fraNkindman] Yes, well, you can both do your little bible play and switch the characters around, but
I'll just stick with my King's James standard bible, not that Neo Feminist crazy shit
[silver_angel] yeah by the way I am bi
[fraNkindman] HEY!!! IN THE BIBLE ALL YOU DID WAS BUILT A BOAT AND FLOATED
AROUND WITH THE ANIMALS AND YOUR FAMILY, I dont' want to see that smut crap drawn into this
play
[fraNkindman] usually when someone says bi I say bye bye, but I want to see how this play ends
dammit
[Neoh] Franki needs a little massage to losen him up a little..
[silver_angel] how do you know that alll they did was float with the animals how do you know they
didn't screw them or something *S*
[fraNkindman] Yah, you'll be thinking massage when I stick an ivory tusk up your ass
[Neoh] is going to end...how it always ends...the losers like you have won't come in the boat and
have to swimm..*s* soo good luck boy!!
[fraNkindman] Because God told them to respect the animals, he also told the lions and tigers not to
go into the rooms at night and molest his daughters and eat them. A lot of people don't know that part, it is in a
bible that I found in a cave under our house
[silver_angel] how do you know the girls didn't molest them ??? hhmmmm???
[Neoh] Let me bend over and grab my ankles then..*haha*
[fraNkindman] Because in this bible I found, the girls took rocks and fashioned pleasuring devices
out of sticks for the long boat ride, that way they would be chaste
[Neoh] And it also says in the bilbe not to judge people...so why are you bothering us??
[silver_angel] So do you go around all day long looking for bibles
[silver_angel] exactly what I was thinking Neoh *kiss*
* silver_angel thinks Neoh is the sweetest girl in the world* *kiss*
[Neoh] *grabs silver angel and kisses her pasionately* Oh baby!!! *haha*
[fraNkindman] I'm sorry, I was reading a little more into the story, it says here that Neoh will eat a
large pile of stinking rancid skunk shit while silver_angel rubs one out using sandpaper and broken glass

4/23/00 Forest

[gretel] I'm thinking of driving to Utah and fucking Fruity, but I dont know yet
[satan1] *ROTFLMFA@gretel*
[gretel] whoops, did I say that out loud? *L*
* gretel runs his finger up fruity's ass crack
[KornflakeGrrrl] *LOL* is that supposed to turn me on? Ahaha
[KornflakeGrrrl] "i love it when you finger my ass crack" *LOL*
[satan1] Jesus I look at Sarah sometimes and dammit lets just say I'm washing clothes 4-5 times a
week...and that shit stains!
[satan1] I'm not saying I have shit stains...just ya know?
[Chadwick] that is like really gross.
[Chadwick] and i also lose interest when a girl farts.
[satan1] No way...when a girl farts that turns me on even more...especially if shit spots are n her
underwear...MMMM MMMMM Dayum that is STHEXY BABY!
[KornflakeGrrrl] farted? *L* ewwww that would be such a turn off
[Chadwick] and i also lose interest when a great big ole penis comes popping out of her panties.
[gretel] nothing wrong, just a small penis, if I was screwing a girl for two hours she would be
walking around the next day like she just got home from a wild ass rodeo, all bowlegged and sore

4/26/00 ForestUncensored

[Bloo] he banned me one time too many to be in my nice books *L*
[Minion] I don't know why I just said that, I just saw Bloo say nice books and boobs like flashed up
in my head like a light bulb
[Bloo] hahaha fraNk
[FruityPebbles] my boobs are better
[Minion] No way, you should see Erin's boobs, they are SPECTACULAR
[FruityPebbles] whatever!
[Bloo] hahahaha.
[Varelle] (.) *jiggles* LOL
[Varelle] fuck damn shit
[Minion] whoah, Varelle, you had a sneak massectomy, sucks to be you *L*
[croi2] i like boobs...yeah... i like boobs.
[NeII] i have nice boobs
* Bloo props herself up with her elbows * NO mine are the best
[Minion] heh, I would kill the pope to see Bloo's boobs *snicker*
[Minion] whoops, did I say that
*** Minion is now known as fraNk.
[Laud] You couldn't kill the pope. He's got the popemobile!
[NeII] the pope is half dead as it is i think
[Varelle] LOL @ Laud
[Bloo] the pope is kinda old, would anyone really miss him?
[Varelle] aren't you the nice little catholic, Laud *L*
[fraNk] Is the popemobile like the batmobile, like the pope has the pope cave and a side kick, what
would his sidekicks name be?
[Laud] He'd run your ass down with that thing.
[fraNk] Like, oh shit, it's popeman and cardinal bob
[NeII] heh the pope has his own personal cave?
* Varelle admires fraNk's big, marvellous, extraordinary "N"* Heh
[Bloo] fraNk's N is the best, huh
[Laud] Me? Nope.. I don't believe in organized religion.
[NeII] what about MY N?!
[fraNk] yah, my N will just eNd up making you feel so fullfilled and orgasmisized
[Varelle] Nahhhh fraNk wins it hands down...Heh heh
[Laud] They should equip the popemobile with a bigger engine and a cow catcher. It'd kick ass.
[FruityPebbles] a cow catcher?
[Laud] Yeah. One of those things they put on the front of a locomotive
[fraNk] what is disorganized religion? where you just go to a tree anytime of the day or night and
pray to it, or perhaps not even a tree, maybe you are just in the tub naked for an hour each week and you drink
some of your shampoo or something hell I dont know
[fraNk] Popeman and alterboy, "holy mary mother of jesus, Popeman, lucifer is trying to get into my
pants again!!"
[Laud] It's a bunch of yodelling cultist praying for more koolaid.
[Bloo] the pope tells the nuns his dick is the Horn of Gabriel so they'll all blow it, that's why he's
never sad
[fraNk] whoah, I want to rip that coat open and ***Alamak regretfully has once again silenced this
pathetic bastard for useless comments dealing with overtones of sex and graphic disturbing behavior, we
apologize for this but feel it is necessary!!