6/22/00 Forest

*** Lavita has partially cleared the room.
* RogueMage has completely filled the room with BS!

6/22/00 Forest

[Mr_Mad] Who is Fatal error, and why is he reading my hard drive?

6/22/00 Forest

[fraNk] *** Address Cyber_Girl kicked by D_Generate 1223 ( Teens11_15 ) ( No drug talk allowed unless it is about my viagra)

6/23/00 Forest

[Gord] fraNk is going to be in Wayne? Does he know that yet?
[MeltieSammichz] Poor Wayne.. fraNk'll split him in half!
[kNarfunder] fraNk is here?? THAT BASTARD MUST DIE!!
[RogueMage] WHERE"S FRANK?
[RogueMage] He's gonna pay...For this handsome new sweater I bought him! =)
[Gord] fraNk is multitasking obviously!

6/27/00 Forest

[SilverBlue] I got kicked for saying dick once.
[Mysteria] dick? please. i say that all the time
[alliya] how do they know that you arent talking to someone named dick, huh?
[fraNtik] shut up dickiya *L*

6/27/00 Forest

*** Mark43 (63.93.137) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Mark43 enters the clearing between the trees.
*** Cheryl43 (209.186.134) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Cheryl43 enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNtik] uhm, perhaps mark and cheryl are related??
[Mysteria] yah.. they're cousins
[DarkSilence] Or they're about to be. *chortles*

6/27/00 Forest

[alliya] /d *yawns*
[alliya] damnit...
[poet] she boldly yawns
[DarkSilence] Bwahahaha. alliya needs op lessons.
[fraNtik] she mistakingly yawned without the correct command
[alliya] alliya haint been an op for damn near two years... heh...
[DarkSilence] Yeah. Sure. Blame it on time.
[DarkSilence] The "silent perpetrator"
[fraNtik] sorry, op classes are overbooked this month, you have to get in line behind the ops that have been court ordered to take the class by the committee, I apologize for the inconvenience

6/27/00 Forest

[SEVENDUSTfraNk] Nah, nothing sick about it, it is a medically proven fact that the pig has a 30 minute long orgasm, can you friggin imagine?? I would have resperatory failure, if I didn't go into cardiac arrest first

[PaintedWolf] hold up.. did I just see something about a 30 minute orgasm?
[SEVENDUSTfraNk] Yah man, the common pig, it has a 30 minute orgasm, seriously, isn't that just the shits, live your life in mud and eat leftovers but have the best sex ever, geesh, damn the Darwinism
[DarkSilence] Mud and sex. Wow.
[PaintedWolf] OK.. That does it.. I want to be someones pet pig in the next life.
[DarkSilence] I can only wish.
[Amourina] Obviously...frank doesn't live near a pig farm...do you have any idea how bad you would smell?
[PaintedWolf] Pig's don't stink.. well.. not to other pigs, I'm sure..
[Amourina] Trust me PW...pigs smell bad!
[PaintedWolf] .. and I'd trade a bath or two for that 30 minute deal any day of the week!
[SEVENDUSTfraNk] who ever said I wished to be a pig? pigs smell horrible, probably all the sex they are having

6/27/00 Forest

*** Ruby (#154.5.114#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Ruby enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] Ruby At Night *promo begins* ooooooooh yah, put the kids to bed, and get comfortable, make sure your loved one is near, it's time...for Ruby At Night, the program that promises to fullfill your wildest fantasies and most sinister fetishes!!!

6/27/00 Forest

[gahh] pricks his finger
* fraNk fingers his prick
*** Lisa_Les (203.30.236) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Lisa_Les enters the clearing between the trees.
* gahh gives Lisa_Les a soanking of a lifetime
[fraNk] NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE SOANKING!!
*** Lisa_Les is now known as HornyMale17.
[Chad] changing sex?
[Chad] tired of pretending to be a woman?
* Higher blinks* Lisa_Les just morphed into a HornyMale..
[Higher] that was scary...
* Higher is violated* why couldn't he have gone into the Coffin to do that or somewhere else...

6/28/00 Forest

[Bayne] hehe speaking of famous bands right there in front of you, my brother (who's working on a cruise ship) was sitting there one nite and hootie and the blowfish started to sign drunken kareoke hehe
[fraNkerfew] they were signing kareoke?? I didn't realize that hootie was deaf?
[Demosthenes] You can karaoke in sign language??

6/29/00 Forest

*** DarkCrystal (#209.240.6#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as DarkCrystal enters the clearing between the trees.
[fraNk] DarkCrystal? blah, I wanted decaff

6/29/00 Forest

[jonnnnnny] how'd you get so big? how'd you get so strong? how'd you get so hard? how'd you get so long
[Minion] I used a pump, jonny, that's how
[Squeaky] what the hell minion?!!
[Minion] what the hell is right, it's me, ME!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA *evil laughter permeates the forest, somewhere, a frog farts*

6/30/00 Forest

*** ThugImmortal is now known as semisweet.
[fraNk] oh dear god, regardless of what you try and promote a tractor trailer as, Thug, I will not eat, lick, or ingest it in any way shape or form

6/30/00 Woods

* Xberwolf grabs XL and tosses her into his orgy bush and jumps in after her
* fraNk hopes that isn't the burning bush that talked to moses
*** fraNk is now known as BurningBush.
[BurningBush] GET OUT OF ME, SAYETH THE BUSH
[BurningBush] THOU SHALT NOT FORNICATE
[Xberwolf] k
[BurningBush] THOU SHALT NOT PARTICIPATE IN FORNICATION WITHOUT PROCRIATION
[CRAZY] Jumps on the Burning Bush ..WOW babe you are hot ,hot..but licks you anyway..hehhee
[BurningBush] NO NO NO, THOU MUSN'T ATTEMPT TO CORRUPT BURNING BUSH'S MORAL PERPENSITY FOR GOOD
[Audrey_Hepburn] THOU SHALL NOT PREACH IF THOU CAN'T SPELL
* BurningBush CASTS LIGHTNING UP AUDREY'S ASS *L*
* Audrey_Hepburn casts bush into the lake and puts out the fire
* BurningBush climbs out of the lake dripping wet and unable to relight *THOU SHALT SUFFER ETERNEL DAMNATION, OH, AND NO MANA FOR A WEEK
* BurningBush towel dries off and uses the blowdryer also, relights *I HAVE BEEN TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP YA'LL AND I'VE SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF THE BUSH
*** BurningBush is now known as fraNk.
[fraNk] You realize of course that burning bush nowadays refers to a very irritating and debilitating condition some females get

6/30/00 Forest

[fraNk] hahahahah
[fraNk] BITE ME NOW BROWN COW
*** BrownCow (209.50.5) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as BrownCow enters the clearing between the trees.
* BrownCow bites fraNk
*** BrownCow (209.50.5) has left location Forest
[Ruby] oh someone milk that cow!
[fraNk] OUCH
[Ruby] we can make ice cream
[fraNk] is it racist to hate a brown cow
[fraNk] even if it has nothing to do with it's color?
[fraNk] you would think that a racist would actually hate race cars
[fraNk] I was at the races this weekend. I asked one driver what race car he drove, he said native american *drums and cymbal crash*
[Ruby] mm, racecars... *vacant drooling daydreamy look*
[fraNk] hmm, that is the same look I get when I see Nell doing jumping jacks

6/30/00 Forest

*** JackRabbit (207.35.160) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as JackRabbit enters the clearing between the trees.
* fraNk shoots the jackrabbit before sandman even touches his holster *yah baby*
* Sandman shoots the JackRabbit anyways* Its an easier target now :-)
[JackRabbit] whats up everyones @ss
[Sandman] Jack wrong room you want Alt_Life for that
[fraNk] I have a sushi bar up my ass, nothing like raw fish to make your anus fresh
[Sandman] my real name is Richard Gere so everyone already knows whats up my ass :-)
* Lord_Blayde wonders if JackRabbit came into a room with 80% ops??
[fraNk] I come into rooms all the time, nothing scares people worse than that
[JackRabbit] sorry i am not a fag like you
[fraNk] you aren't an aussie cigarette JackRabbit?
[Sandman] I'm not a cigarette either
[fraNk] Hey jack rabbit, fuck off
[fraNk] oh, I was quoting my dad the other day in the garden, don't kick me

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O : 000 : 00Chadwick
O : 000 : 00ChadwickForPre
O : 000 : 00ChadwickNuts
O : 000 : 00ChadwickOHSEXY
O : 000 : 00ChadwickSEX
O : 000 : 00GiveChadwickHe
O : 000 : 00HelloChadamak
O : 000 : 00HomoChadwick
O : 000 : 00HookedOnChadwi
O : 000 : 00HottyChadwick
O : 000 : 00Love4Chadwick
O : 000 : 00NudistChadwick
O : 026 : 20plus
O : 007 : 30plus
O : 017 : 40plus
O : 014 : Alt_Life
O : 019 : Bar
O : 001 : Barbque
O : 013 : Beach
O : 004 : Cellar
O : 000 : ChadwickMMM
O : 000 : ChadwickSOHOT
O : 000 : fraNk_dickless
O : 000 : fraNk_suck_it
O : 000 : fraNkacola
O : 000 : fraNklicksass
O : 000 : fraNksawoman
O : 000 : screwufraNk

7/02/00 Forest

[Jorrun] HungGary is a cool name
[Mr_Mad] HungGary? *LMFAO*
[RogueMage] HungGary is like The BOMB!
[kNarfoo] HungGary?? *LMFAO*
[HungGary] I'm apologizing to you because HungGary is just too Big!..no *L* because I changed nicks
[HungGary] My HomeTown is HangMan
[HungGary] HangMan HungGary
* HungGary hangs out and drifts in the wind
[Jorrun] i think you mean Hungary
[kNarfoo] I'm not hungry Jorrun, but if I was I would go with HungGary to get something to eat, probably in Poland or Prague
[HungGary] Yes HungGary has a mighty big sausage for all of you to eat!
[Singleguy15] hey everybody!!!
[HungGary] HELLO SINGLEGUY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH ME??
[HungGary] HELLO SINGLEGUY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY MY HUNGGARY SAUSAGE?
* HungGary puts his HungGary Sausage in Singleguys Mouth here try some!
[Singleguy15] what's wrong with you HungGary???
[HungGary] HELLO BIPLAP!! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? heh heh
[Singleguy15] spitz out the saugage
[biplap] sorry J, i've got my own sausage
[HungGary] NOthing is wrong with me SingleGuy! I would like to hang out with you! Let's Swap Sausage! Mine is spicy!
[biplap] its hot and spicy
[Singleguy15] I would NOT like to hang out with you
* HungGary lets his sausage hang out with SingleGuy
*** HungGary (208.6.73) has left location Forest
[Singleguy15] get the f*** away from me
[Singleguy15] haha he left
*** HungGary (208.6.73) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as HungGary enters the clearing between the trees.
[Singleguy15] damnit he's back!!!
[HungGary] Hello SingleGuy! Would you like to hang out with me?
[HungGary] We Can be Hangar Pals!
[Singleguy15] What part of " I don't wanna hang out with you" do you not understand???
*** HungWilly (208.6.73) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as HungWilly enters the clearing between the trees.
[HungWilly] Hello HungGary! I will hang out with you!
[HungWilly] Would you like to Hang out with Us SingleGuy?
[HungGary] Hello HungWilly! Glad you can Hang with me!
* HungWilly nibbles his Sausage
[Singleguy15] I don't want to hang out with you either!!!
[HungGary] Are you mad AT us SingleGuy?
[Singleguy15] umm let me think... YEAH!!!
* HungWilly offers some of his sausage to SingleGuy
[HungGary] Don't be mad at us! Let Us Hang out Together!
[Singleguy15] takes the sausage and shove it down HungGarys throat
[HungGary] Thank You SingleGuy I am glad that you decided to hang out with us!
[HungWilly] Yes! WE are Glad that you hang! Would you like some more Sausage? It's spicy!
[Singleguy15] punches HungGary in the head
[Singleguy15] also punches HungWilly
[HungGary] that is not nice SingleGuy! that is not What Hanging Buddies do!
[HungWilly] Maybe he is New at hanging out HungGary give him some time!
[Singleguy15] ALRIGHT WHAT PART OFF, " I DON'T WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOU!!" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!!
[HungGary] Yes Maybe he is new! MAybe he would some of our Sausage!
[HungWilly] Would you like some of our Sausage SingleGuy?
* HungGary OFFers SingleGuy some Sausage so he will get used to Hanging out
*** Christine (#213.53.14#) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as Christine enters the clearing between the trees.
[Singleguy15] Cristine will you hang out with these GAY guys so they'll leave me alone?
[HungGary] Hello Christine! would you like to Hang with HungWilly and I?
[HungWilly] My Sausage is Better Than HungGarys! Maybe he would some of Mine HungGary!
[Singleguy15] You R gay! Understand??? Gay gay gay gay! I'm striaght. Alright!!!
[HungGary] Okay HungWilly! SingleGuy can have some of your Sausage!
*** Singleguy15 (209.167.123) has left location Forest
[HungWilly] He Left.Maybe he did not want to Hang with us
[HungGary] That is a shame! that he did not want to hang with us

7/02/00 Forest

[kNarfoo] now I have a question, why is it that leather can't be in the rain, it isn't like cows come running up to farmer brown's house when a storm comes in *ding dong* farmer brown, it's bessie, it's sprinkling out here, you know what this does to my fine suede hide!!?