7/20/00 Think_Café

[Chaos] I read today that there a re about 5000 nursing positions available in
Australia !! in case you want to move TB !!
[DimWit] 5000 nursing positions...baby on lap...baby over shoulder?
[thalia] dimwit is well named
[DimWit] and hung

8/2/00 Forest

[DarkSilence] The only time I hit trees is when they're in front of me. That's good for a
laugh too. You don't even have time to yell "FORE!"
[Minion] I tend to yell "THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE" because I'm not very good
[Atoning_Unifex] Thought you yelled BEFORE you swing?
[DarkSilence] Before you swing? What if I miss? Then I look like an idiot. No thanks,
I'll wait 'til after I hit the ball.
[jonny] you frequently miss, ds?
[DarkSilence] Not really, only when I'm drunk.
[DarkSilence] And if I get one of those wayward hitting-the-house-nearby shots, that
"FORE!" turns right quick into another four letter f-word.
[Minion] another four letter word? like foot?
[Minion] perhaps fart? OH FART!!
[Atoning_Unifex] foob
[DarkSilence] Somewhat. Rhymes with duck
[Minion] ahhh, phock

8/4/00 Teens16_19

[Suave] ops
*** Ops Suave (#192.160.100#).
[Suave] heh, /
[Suave] don't leave home without it

8/4/00 Teens16_19

[WILD_BLACK_GUY] any gals love to use their mouths,lips,tongues,salivas all over
me?/msg now
[SirMossyBloke] I know a few people in mental hospitals i can get to call you
WILD_BLACK_GUY *L*

8/4/00 Think_Cafe

[NegativeVibe] fraNk .. you're ugly
[fraNk] thanks Vibe, I did my hair just right for you I see
[NegativeVibe] I appreciate the small things you do for me fraNk
[NegativeVibe] I've formatted this floppy disk .. could you copy the internet onto it
please?
[fraNk] heh, must be some new high density disk that I have yet to hear of Vibe *L*
[NegativeVibe] fraNk .. you make me smile .. when I see you .. I cant help but know
there is a chat God
[fraNk] chat God?? yah, he's around, he tends to deop me and suspend me now and
then *L*
[NegativeVibe] fraNk .. if you were any more handsome .. god .. *deep sigh*
[fraNk] Yes, I know, most likely cybersex would quadruple overnight if that scenario
would occur vibe *L*

8/4/00 Think_Café

*** GrapeMan (144.141.128) Think_Cafe / GrapeMan puts down some
books, gets a coffee, and joins the discussion.
* fraNk lays GrapeMan out in the sun for 6 hours then tosses him into his bowl of
raisin bran
[GrapeMan] Thanks fraNk!!
[ick] fraNk! my idol
[fraNk] I'm no graven image, if you really must worship me could you at least give me
some money?
[ick] you're too pure to accept money, frank
[fraNk] Yes, I'm pure as the driven snow
[gorechi] How I miss some people...
[fraNk] gorechi?? is that like a russian in a patch of neddles?
[Alyssa20] did we see the price increase in stuffed pork chops?
[fraNk] fraNk, the other white meat
* Alyssa20 eats fraNk*
[Alyssa20] fraNk ala king
[fraNk] flaming rack of fraNk?
[fraNk] I prefer BakedAlyssa
[Alyssa20] bbq'ed fraNk sticks
[fraNk] pan crust alyssa with extra cheese
[fraNk] stupid Europeans, not eating our genitically enhanced veggies
[ick] maybe Europeans don't want to grow extra toes and noses, or udders
[fraNk] heh, ick, that his hardly to be expected
[ick] but what if we get surprised?
[fraNk] besides, maybe there would be an upswing, larger wieners perhaps? *L*

6/30/00 Teens16_19

[LORDOFALL] OH OH OH SWEET POTATO OF MINE
[LORDOFALL] TAKE ME DOWN TO POTATO CITY WHERE THE POTATOS
ARE GREEN AND THE POTATOS ARE PRETTY
[LORDOFALL] HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH A POTATO IN THE PALE
MOON LIGHT?
[LORDOFNONE] OH WON"T YOU TAKE ME ...TO POTATO?
[LORDOFALL] POUR SOME POTATO ON ME, OOOOOOOOOOH IN THE
NAME OF LOVE
[LORDOFNONE] DON"T WORRY JACK! MY POTATO WILL GO ON!
[LORDOFALL] WHOOPS I DID IT AGAIN, I ATE A POTATO
[LORDOFNONE] NEAR FAR MY POTATO WILL GO ON!
[LORDOFALL] CUZ YOU ARE THE POTATO BENEATH MY WINGS
[LORDOFNONE] HI MY NAME IS..WHAT? HI MY NAME IS WHO? MY NAME
IS POTATO!!
[LORDOFALL] SO TELL ME WHAT POTATO YOU WANT WHAT YOU
REALLY REALLY WANT
[LORDOFALL] YO F THE POTATOS COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE
UNDERGROUND, A YOUNG VEGGIE GOT IT BAD CUZ HE'S BROWN
[2rose_petals] hey LORDOFAG could u give it up already with the potato...
[LORDOFNONE] ANY POTATOS BETWEEN THE AGES 16-19??
[LORDOFALL] ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A POTATO
[LORDOFNONE] IF I HAD A MILLION POTATOS!!! WE WOULDN"T HAVE
TO EAT POTATOS!! BUT WE WOULD EAT MORE POTATOS!
[LORDOFALL] BUT YOU... YOUR NOT ALLOWED, YOUR A POTATO...
[LORDOFALL] SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN...GRIPPING YOUR POTATO
TIGHT
[LORDOFALL2] TAKE ME TO POTATO
[LORDOFNONE] HEY HEY YOU YOU..GET OUT OF MY DREAMS..AND
INTO MY POTATO!
[LORDOFALL] EXIT LIGHT, ENTER NIGHT, TAKE MY HAND, WE'RE OFF TO
POTATO POTATO LAND!!
[Punkpixie] *lol* @ LORDOFALL
[ALICAT] lordofnone!!!u wanna get a life???
[LORDOFNONE] HEY I"M A POTATO TOO!!
[LORDOFALL] YOU AND ME GO POTATO IN THE DARK
[LORDOFALL2] I WANT TO BITE SOME POTATO
[Kibler] what the hell is a potatoe??
[LordOfOranges] YOU FLIPPIN WANNABES!!!
[LORDOFNONE] WOULD YOU WANT TO GET A POTATO ALICAT?
[LORDOFALL] POTATO AT MY DOOR, SHE'S JUST A SPUD, SHE SAYS I AM
THE ONE, THE FATHER OF HER POTATO
[LordOfOranges] YOUR NOT PART OF THE COLLECTIVE SO STOP USING
THE NAMES!!! OR ILL HAVE TA GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ARSE!!!
[_JERICHO_] LORD OF ALL PRPEARE FOR ETERNALL DAMNATION THE
DARK LORD IS UPON US!!!
[LORDOFALL] WAY DOWN YONDER BY THE POTATOHOOCHIE RIVER
[ALICAT] WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS POTATO SHIT??? COME ON GUYS
Y'ALL SCARING ME NOW
*** Kick ALICAT by StopTrippin (lang).
[2rose_petals] would someone please get this LORDOFAG off the screeen he is
buggin man
[LORDOFALL] AND I WILL ALWAYS, LOVE YOU,
POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[LORDOFNONE] POTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATO!!! WHO YOU GONNA
CALL?? POTATO!!
[LORDOFALL] I'M GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE, AND MAKE YOU
REALIZE, POTATO
[LORDOFALL] AND I'M HUNGRY LIKE A POTATO
[LORDOFALL] SOMETIMES YOUR BETTER OFF DEAD THERE'S A POTATO
IN YOUR HAND AND IT'S POINTED AT YOUR HEAD
[LordOfOranges] you flipping wannabes. get an original name and stop using THE
COLLECTIVES NAMES!!! LAST WARNING!!!
[LORDOFALL2] I TURN TO POTATO
[sweety16] if u wanna be a fool for u just another potatoe in this game for two
[LORDOFALL] OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I'VE GOT POTATOS IN LOW
PLACES
[LORDOFALL] POUR SOME POTATOS ON ME, OOOOOOOOH IN THE NAME
OF LOVE
[LORDOFALL] NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WILL NOT LET THEM GO LET THE
POTATOS GO, WE WILL NOT LET THEM GO
[LORDOFALL] NEAR, FAR, WHEREEVER POTATOS ARE
[Red_Thong] raw potatoes are good *LMAO*
[_JERICHO_] IN POTATO WE TRUST
[ALICATRISES] BUT Y'ALL KNOW THOSE POTATO GUYS R TRIPPIN AND
THEYRE BEING RUDE ALSO
[LORDOFALL] BUT IF YOU POTATO ME LIKE THIS,AND IF YOU SPUD ME
LIKE THAT, OH IT'S HARD TO ADMIT BUT IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME
[crashboy] wisconsin grows the best Potatoes
[LORDOFALL] HE WAS COMING BACK FROM SOMEWHERE, THAT HE
NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN, AND THE POTATOS ROLL, AND THE POTATOS ROLL
[wildx] what potatoes?
[LORDOFALL] AND THE POTATOS ROLL, AND THE GRAVY STRIKES,
ANOTHER PLATE GROWS COLD, ON THIS HUNGRY NIGHT, AND AS THE SPUDS GO ON
OUT OF CONTROL, DEEP IN THE NIGHT, THE POTATO'S ROLL
[LORDOFALL] SHOT THRU THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME, DARLIN
YOU GIVE POTATOS, A BAD NAME!!
[LORDOFALL] I DON'T LIKE THE POTATOS BUT THE POTATOS LIKE ME,
DON'T LIKE THE PO THE PO THE POTATOS
[jager] *L* what an odd display.
[LORDOFALL] OOOH DARLIN YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY POTATO
[LORDOFALL] MEET YOU AT THE POTATO, SO YOU WON'T BE LONELY,
MEET YOU AT THE POTATO, SO YOU WON'T BE LON LEEEEEEEEE
[Purgatory] LORDOFALL PEI is the Potato Capital of the World basically...
[LORDOFALL] AHHHHHHHHHH, KICK ASS *MENTAL NOTE, MOVE TO
PEI*
[LORDOFALL] YOU AND YOUR POTATOS GO FISHIN IN THE DARK,
DOWN BY THE LAKE WHERE POTATOS ARE STARK AND THE COOL BREEZE BLOWS
[Coolsie] GIRLS_press 111111 for lace---2222 for silk---333333 for cotton---44444
for satin---555555 for none
[LORDOFALL] GIRLS PRESS ANY BUTTONS IN ANY COMBINATION IF
YOU LOVE POTATOS
[LORDOFALL] NEVERENDING POTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOO
[skip] whats up mr. potato head
[LORDOFALL] POTATO I GOT YOUR NUMBER, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
MINE, 8 6 7 - 5 3 0 9
[PoisonIvy] noone wants any damn potatoes. get a life.
[LORDOFNONE] PRESS 66666666666666613571357243675 FOR POTATOS!!
[sweety16] 66666666666666613571357243675
[LORDOFALL] YOU GOT THE WIDE OPEN POTATOS!!!
[skip] 17 /F wannabe a stripper
[LORDOFNONE] THE WHOLE 9 POTATOS!
[tisha17] your nuts
[LORDOFNONE] HELLO SKIP!! I'm 75 YEAR OLD TOOTHLESS POTATO!!
[Midnight_Mist] Anyone wanna chat with a 17/f from OTTAWA???
[LORDOFNONE] I AM FROM MORROCCO I AM LOOKING FOR A GOOD
SPUD
[LORDOFALL] OOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU BETTER NOT POUT, YOUBETTER
NOT CRY, YOU BETTER NOT SHOUT I'M TELLING YOU WHY, POTATO CLAUSE IS
COMING TO TOWN
[tisha17] oh my god
[Kittie] SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE POTATOE SHIT ALREADY!!!
[LORDOFALL] DO NOT CUSS ABOUT POTATOS OR YOU WILL DISAPPEAR
[jager] bad kittie
[SatinGirl] At least he can spell potato!
[LORDOFALL] OH YAH POTATO YA YOU, SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG!!
[LORDOFNONE] RUDOLPH THE RED EYED POTATO!..HAD A VERY LONG
AND SHINY EYE!! AND IF YOU EVER COOKED HIM..HE WOULD TURN INTO A FRENCH
FRY
[LORDOFALL] OMFG LMFAO
[LORDOFALL] AND I'LL CLING, TO THE OLD RUGGED POTATO
[LORDOFNONE] I THINK YOU HAVE THE SLOWEST POTATO EVER TOM!!
[Kibler] it's ok potato...keep it up with your funny potato stuff.
[LORDOFALL] CAN A REALLY CUTE ASS POTATO GIVE ME SOME
COLOR???
[LORDOFNONE] MY FANTASY IS A POTATO IN UNDIES!
[Eternelle] whats up with the potato talk?
[LORDOFNONE] WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY POTATO?
[Tom_21_UK] i hate potato, unless its roasted.
[LORDOFALL] OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT THE POTATO DRAGGED IN,
LIVING MY LIFE, WITHOUT SKIN, NIGHT ROLLED UP AND I'M MASHED AGAIN, OH MY
GOD *my god* LOOK WHAT THE POTATO DRAGGED IN
[LORDOFNONE] NO FRENCH FRIES!! WE MUST HAVE POTATO WHOLE!!
[LORDOFALL] IT'S BEEN...ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME,
GRABBED HOLD OF MY POTATO AND SAID YOUR SORRY
[CANDY] FUCK THE POTATO ALREADY
[LORDOFNONE] I WOULD LIKE TO LISTEN TO SOME POTATO"S
ADDICTION!
[LORDOFALL] OOOOOOOOOOOH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, KICKSTART
MY POTATO AND IT NEVER STARTS, OH YAHHHHHHHH, BABY, YAH!!
[LORDOFNONE] MAYBE SOME POTATOSMACK
[LORDOFALL] CADILLAC BLACK JACK POTATO TAKE ME OUT BACK WE
GONNA BOOGIE
[LORDOFNONE] DOES ANYONE HAVE SOME STOME TEMPLE POTATOS
OR SOME HOT RED POTATO PEPPERS?
*** NeO (#172.145.171#) Teens16_19 / Welcome!!!
[LORDOFALL] NEO, WELCOME, NO BASHING POTATOS
[NeO] potatoes suck thanks
[Hotguy_17] WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE POTATOS
[NeO] i don't know, but its annoying
[LORDOFALL] YOU SUCK NEO, DO NOT INSULT POTATOS OR YOU ARE
OUT OF HERE
[Eternelle] LORDOFALL Do not insult users.
[NeO] < i am outta here?
[LORDOFNONE] NEO IS A POTATO SINNER!
[LORDOFALL] NeO PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CHATTING, WE ARE
DISCUSSING THE IMPORTANCE OF POTATOS ON THE GLOBAL ECONOMY HERE
[NeO] do not threaten me
[LORDOFALL] I'M NOT WORRIED, NEO, MY MINIONS OF POTATOS WILL
RISE UP AND ATTACK YOU AT KNEE LEVEL, AND YOU WILL BE SPUDDED TO DEATH
[Eternelle] my pic, but im not flaunting how cute i am or anytthing, since im NOT cute.
[LORDOFALL] ETERNELLE IS CUTE, BUT I PREFER POTATO SENSUALITY
[Eternelle] Eternelle is not cute.
[_JERICHO_] WHAT ABOUT POTATOCA
[Eternelle] Eternelle is a psycho
[LORDOFNONE] I WOULD LIKE 18 POTATO/MASHED PLEASE
[TYP] LORDOFALL Shut you ash up.
[LORDOFALL] I LOVE TO LISTEN TO DAYS OF THE POTATO
[LORDOFALL] HI EVERYONE, WOULD ANY OF YOU LIKE TO CHAT WITH
A RIPE POTATO FROM THE NORTH SIDE OF THE GARDEN? MSG ME
[LORDOFNONE] WHEN THE POTATO IS A ROCKIN DON"T COME A
KNOCKIN
[Hotguy_17] I think that guy wants to fuck a potato
[LORDOFALL] I HAVE NEVER EVEN MADE OUT WITH A POTATO...YET
[LORDOFNONE] IF YOU WOULD CARE TO JOIN IN OUR POTATO
CONVERSATION PLEASE DO!
[APC] lordofall why don't you and your potatoes get a room
[eminem2001] POTATOES ARE RANK
[LORDOFNONE] YES YOU SHALL JOIN IN THE RANKS OF OUR UNDEAD
POTATOS!!
[LORDOFALL] DIABLO IS ACTUALLY A GIANT RED POTATO WITH
HORNS AND A PITCHFORK
[Daniella] Potatoes are gross!
[LORDOFNONE] ARE YOU A SWEET POTATO BIG POOPA POTATO?
[LORDOFALL] I DISAGREE WITH CLUB ANGEL, I THINK POTATOS ARE A
LOT CUTER
[LORDOFALL] HERE I GO HERE I GO HERE I GO AGAIN, GIRLS WHAT'S
MY WEAKNESS? POTATOS!!!
[jager] omg, a mormon?
[LORDOFALL] THERE WERE NIGHTS WHEN THE POTATO WAS SO COLD,
MY BODY FROZE IF I JUST LISTENED TO THE TATOR RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
[LORDOFNONE] 2HOTFORMP3 IF YOU ARE STILL HERE EAT A POTATO!!
[LORDOFSOME] OOPS YOU THINK I'M IN LOVE, A PATATO STRAIGHT
FROM ABOOOVE. I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT.
[LORDOFALL] POTATOS ARE MORMANS, THEY LOVE TO PROCREATE
[LORDOFALL] IF ANYONE HERE IS LOOKING FOR A HOT AS HELL SIDE
ORDER WITH SKIN TYPE POTATO THREE TIMES
[LORDOFNONE] I LIKE MY POTATOS SKINLESS!!
[Sexyguy_17] LORDOFNONE/ HEY YOU PIECEOF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER
QUIT TALKING ABOUT THEM FUCKING POTATOS. YOU CAN TAKE THEM AND SHUV
THEM UP YOUR ASS, WHY DONT YOU DO US ALL A FAV AND GET THE FUCK OFF
[LORDOFNONE] I"M POTATO FROM YESTERDAY!
[LORDOFALL] TATOR TOT, WHERE ARE YOU COMIN FROM NOBODY
KNOWS WHO YOU ARE!!!
[LORDOFALL] SHOUT SHOUT LET IT ALL OUT, THESE ARE THE POTATOS
I CAN'T DO WITHOUT COME ONE, I'M TALKIN TO YOU COME ON
[LORDOFALL] OH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE, OH OH, POTATO ON A
PRAYER, TAKE MY SPUD WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR, OH OH, POTATO ON A PRAYER
[LORDOFNONE] DIAMOND MINE I WOULD GIVE YOU GOOD POTATO
LOVIN!
[LORDOFALL] POTATO AIRLINES!!! FLY THE FRIENDLY FRIES
[LORDOFNONE] ME. AND POTATOS..AND POTATO POTATO
POTATO..POTATO LOVIN BABY!
[APC] LORDOFALL if you don't shut up about your F@$king potatos i'm gonna
shove them so far up your @$$ it won't be funny
[chica15] POTATOS SUCK ASS
[Diamond_Mine] let's go make some spuds of our own...with a little white picket
fence...our potatoes will have a loving family...and will grow to be the greatest potatoes the world has
ever known!
[LORDOFALL] YOU WILL WORSHIP THE POTATO OR SUFFER THE
POTATO FAMINE OF LORE